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I consumed my first marijuana product today. I smoked too much for my first time, and I am now very high. I am extremely paranoid now that it is so, and I need someone to acknowledge my existence from outside my everyday social circle to reduce my paranoia. Please, /biz/, this would help me greatly.

>> No.10739444

>>10739426
Relax. You'll be fine. Just take less next time.

>> No.10739455

>>10739426
Ur fine. Watch tv, eat a snack, go to bed.

>> No.10739458

>>10739426
nobody ever really liked you in life

>> No.10739463

>>10739426
buy link, that'll help

>> No.10739467

Put on Break on Through by the Doors. Always gets me through this kind of thing.

>> No.10739470

idiot

>> No.10739474

>>10739426
/biz/ related

>> No.10739481

>>10739426
YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL LMAO

>> No.10739501

>>10739458
i know i didn't. op is a fag and it's a good thing that he no longer exists.

>> No.10739509
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10739509

>>10739426
You could die, it happens anon. Is your heart racing?

>> No.10739515

>>10739426
chill, it will pass. Distract yourself with something

>> No.10739528

check your balls with a caliper you will find they are shrinking as the hours go by. Don't worry the effects wear off in about a month or so

>> No.10739529

>>10739509
Oh, it certainly was at first! And now in a cyclical fashion, but I have some moments of clarity here and there now, at least.
>>10739515
Great idea, I will certainly take this into consideration.

>> No.10739534

>>10739426

you realize that by smoking marijuana you've permanently altered your brain chemistry forever, right? Your life will literally never be the same again.

>> No.10739552

>>10739534
You're almost certainly right. However, with the way things were going, I was certainly in need of a change in point of view.

>> No.10739555

>>10739426
The cops are outside your house right now. Perhaps they can confirm your existence. Be sure to be polite.

>> No.10739561

>>10739534
you realise we have cannaboid receptors in our brain "Cannabinoid receptors, located throughout the body, are part of the endocannabinoid system, which is involved in a variety of physiological processes including appetite, pain-sensation, mood, and memory. Cannabinoid receptors are of a class of cell membrane receptors in the G protein-coupled receptor superfamily."

>> No.10739571

>>10739426


Are you aware that you will die at some point, possibly sooner than you think?

OMG YOUR HEART HAS STOPPED BEATING!!!!!

>> No.10739570

>>10739555
Marijuana is legal where I live. Though I did walk around a bit outside right after I got high. Perhaps they'd be here to arrest me for public intoxication?

>> No.10739576

>>10739570
That and being a fag.

>> No.10739581

>>10739570
it's not for the marijuana, it's for all the other crimes.

>> No.10739582

>>10739426
being paranoid is believing in what you don't want to happen. Use your energy elsewhere.

>> No.10739586

>>10739570

where do you live? it's legal where i live also (las vegas) and there are dispensaries around every corner. It's funny because it happened around the same time I lost interest in smoking weed

>> No.10739600

I believe that perhaps the reason my physical and emotional receptors are flaring up to maximal volume is to demonstrate the case that my sensory reaction to this drug is much stronger than that of other (legal) psychoactive drugs, providing a scale of measure, of sorts. I'd be fine if I had the edibles, but no, I had to pick the one that covers me with a thick, tar-like blanket of filthy smoke! Alas!

>> No.10739605

>>10739467
I prefer "this is the end".

>> No.10739620

>>10739600

jesus you sound like such a faggot

>> No.10739623

>>10739426
The first time I tried maryjane I died

>> No.10739639

>>10739600
stop writing like that holy shit

>> No.10739654

You’ve crappified your existence. Serves you right

>> No.10739659

>>10739639
But it's just so fun to get a rise out of you guys!

>> No.10739672

>>10739426
Next time, just get high with a gril you gentleman chogath fuck. Have a fun weekend, anon - you are going to make it in more than one way.

>> No.10739678

>>10739426
your whole world is a simulation. everyone you've ever met in your life, even your own mother, are just projections. nothing is real.

>> No.10739687

>>10739659
you type like a faggot

>> No.10739691

>>10739426
Do you like music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PNbEfLIEDs

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10739692

dont do durgs, it brake ur life


take it frm me, an expert

>> No.10739698

>>10739534
do you realize that by breathing the air in a different place your permanently change your chemistry forever? every seven years (on average) you become a 100 percent different person, on the atomic level.

life is a sexually transmitted disease, that has proven to be 100% fatal. every mother is a murderer.

>> No.10739711

>>10739582
wise words, thanks friend.

>> No.10739714

>>10739561
wat bout thc?
HUH vag?

>> No.10740426

>>10739600
It is rather quite astounding to revel in the mystical effects of marijuana products, but do be aware that edibles, despite their sweet and innocent exterior, are capable of intoxication beyond that of a standard smoke inhalation.

>> No.10740586

>>10739698
If you get raped, ten years later you weren’t raped anymore on the atomic level.

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>>10739691
Good choice, I'm more of a Steve Reich guy myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRQw85LdRbI

OP watch this

>> No.10740908

>>10739426
I can see you through your webcam. Stop chewing on your hands faggot.

>> No.10740913 [DELETED] 

>>10740887
I wish that tokyo performance was in hd, here's a better higher quality video, that tokyo one is a great performance though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMsYuFrKUQ8

>> No.10740921

>>10739426
You're gonna turn into a genius opie!

>> No.10740937

OP, you're gonna be fine. Drink water, and acquire snacks once you've settled down a bit. Put on some music and lie down on the floor or something. Just chill out.

>> No.10740957

>>10739600
shut the fuck up and go to bed you retard, you're worse than my friends in high school

>> No.10741014

>>10739691
>>10740887
yo this shit is dope. not what i expected to find shitposting on /biz/. thanks bros.

>> No.10741035

We posting music now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pioCDAQ1Kuc

>> No.10741101

>tell a dude to have a cold soda and make sure to go back inside instead of zoning out outside after smoking his first joint
>he thanks me using OP gif
>come back and see this thread 4 hours later
fucking kek, what did you end up doing? i thought your plan was to go back in and listen to music
this nigga got so high hes talking like a cartoon nerd character

>> No.10741120

>>10739426
If we're posting music.... there's only 1 song you need for your first high experience

1. Baba O'Riley- The Who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TM

>> No.10741145

>>10741101
Dis nigga got so high he became Jimmy Neutron

>> No.10742169

>>10740586
You are joking but if you erase all the traces in your memories and body this statement can be true

>> No.10742215

>>10739691
Then play this https://youtu.be/e4hT0HRVwJE

>> No.10742353

>>10739691
What the fuck
I correctly guessed what was the music even before playing it, I already heard it in gta 4 but never knew it's name. I launched it for one second before my internet connection interrupted the song but just from that second I had the song in my head what a woke experience

>> No.10742397

>>10739426
Being paranoid the first time is common, you might have some prejudgements about marijuana and now is a good time to address them. Just relax, if you get freaked out, it's just you freaking yourself out. Everything is fine, everyone once thought they'd die from having smoked that spliff, they never do.

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10742419

>>10739426
you get in trouble because u smoked two joints in your bedroom? kek

get in my level and try smoking meth in Cambodia with a shemale hooker

>> No.10742639

Just wait till you try too much blow the first time

>> No.10742670

>>10739600
Holy shit. I’m glad I stopped smoking with other people.

>> No.10742672

>>10742419
Nah, better to sniff some cocain with an underage brazilian ladyboy

>> No.10742712

>>10742419
>>10742670
you are like little babies, try shooting heroin with a bunch of isis recruits in a warzone, with the company of their underage wives

>> No.10742727

Youre good homie

>> No.10742740

Based OP. I want to get that high real soon, it's been a little over a month or maybe longer. I don't like to do it like a degenerate every day but after a good while I'll need it. So much insight and good feelings being high, just take it in moderation always. Don't be like the guys who smoke every day.

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>>10739426
Psychedelics > marijuana

>> No.10742840

Eat some good stuff, go fap and watch a funny movie. Life is great.

>> No.10742850

Weed is such a shit drug I don't smoke for months then the second I do all I want to do is smoke 24/7 and not be productive at all. Truly is the herbal Jew

>> No.10742866

>>10739426
YES.Everybody IS staring at you. They know OP, they know.