This is why crypto will never be mainstream

[Anonymous No.10722752]

>dating 7/10 roastie
>be lying on the bed the other night
>phone constantly beeping with messages from a fb group mates dedicated to crypto talk
>roastie takes interest on what's going on
>I tell her about bitcoin and crypto in general
>she seems interested and asks further
>I spend 30 minutes explaining what a blockchain is how and how bitcoin works
>she just nodded her head at the end and said "eh, I don't understand any of that kind of stuff. I am used to go to the ATM and get my $, idc about anything else."

I died a little inside

[Anonymous No.10722794]

>>10722752
They dont have to understand it they will just fomo in at 10k

[Anonymous No.10722825]

>>10722752
Yeah ? try to explain her how ATMs work then, and also how value transfer is settled between banks, and how central banks can create money by the press of a button ? What is behind this ? Who has the keys ? Is it hackable ? If all the money is numeric, how is the accounting done ? Which algorithm is behind this whole entangled mess ?

[Anonymous No.10722844]

>>10722752
Blockchain and crypto won't reach the mainstream in its current form.

It needs to be dumbed down and used in user-friendly interfaces for useful dApps before normies like your bitch ass girlfriend will be using it on the reg.

[Anonymous No.10722860]

>>10722825
If OP could explain all of this properly he wouldn't be involved with a girl like that in the first place

[Anonymous No.10722861]

>>10722752
>expecting roasties to understand something that none of their friends are interested in

[Anonymous No.10722876]

>>10722752
when crypto inevitably moons once again, you better prepare yourself. the roastie WILL want her part of the gains. that's why you keep this shit private.

[Anonymous No.10722882]

>>10722860
I want to get my dick sucked, fren, that's all

[Anonymous No.10722894]

>>10722752
How do we stop sexists like you from keeping strong, independent women out of crypto?
The future is female.

[Anonymous No.10722911]

>>10722752
You don't explain to her the technical aspects, you explain only from a high-level view.
>It's internet money

[Anonymous No.10722938]

do y’all just sit in your bed at home, eating tendies and thinking up these shitty Larps? It seems depressing

[Anonymous No.10722942]

>>10722752
>This is why the internet will never be mainstream.

[Anonymous No.10722951]

>>10722882
No judgement from us, Anon. We all want you to get your dick sucked.

[Anonymous No.10722956]

>>10722825
It's literally the best scam in the world. Printing money and loaning to banks who loan it out for easy gains. Everything is wrapped with some bs words like "quantatative easing" and what not.

[Anonymous No.10723008]

>>10722752
So... you be saying... <smacks lips> you be saying that crypto will never be mainstream because you are dating an idiot?

[Anonymous No.10723034]

>>10722876
kek

[Anonymous No.10723051]

>>10722882
when you gtg kamzo you gtg kamzo

[Anonymous No.10723061]

This is why you unironically need Chainlink

[Anonymous No.10723069]

>female
>not interested in innovation or anything that threatens the status quo
Great point, Anon. I just sold everything.

[Anonymous No.10723106]

>>10723008
Damn she fine

[Anonymous No.10723735]

>>10722752
most women dont understand how the stock market works either bucko

[Anonymous No.10724879]

>>10722752
>she just nodded her head at the end and said "eh, I don't understand any of that kind of stuff. I am used to go to the ATM and get my $, idc about anything else."
She was just being honest with you and giving her perspective. Why did you die inside?

[Anonymous No.10724967]

nobody really understands crypto or what it will be used for but there are a few people who can spew off enough buzz words to impress more normal people enough to get them to buy in.

[Anonymous No.10724971]

>>10722752
u think girls wanna hear that shit? all they want to hear is how much are you worth

[Anonymous No.10725694]

>>10722951

Kek

[Anonymous No.10725721]

>>10723735
Less than 2% of the worlds population knows how this shit works. Why do you think they don't teach it in school. If everyone in the world had the time to sot down and read about it, there would be riots. Kek.

[Anonymous No.10725725]

>>10722752
>roastie says she doesnt care
>you die inside and tell your bffs on an anime forum

>roastie gets curious
>researches crypto
>ends up picking coins that 100x
>becomes wealthier than you will ever be
>uses the money to buy better makeup, get tans, better clothes
>goes on holidays with her girlfriends, puts herself in places to meet wealthier / more handsome men
>leaves you after her new boyfriend beats you up because she said you emotionally neglected her one afternoon

beats the alternative desu

[Anonymous No.10725859]

instead of explaining what a fucking blockchain is just ask if they wanna know what a bitcoin does
then you pain yourself green, put two fake bull horns on your head and start running naked around the town yelling at the top of your lungs BULL RUN
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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN
it's what I do and everyone knows what it means