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if i have $10 billion can I create a private army and invade some shithole like Madagascar and claim the country as my own? What are the repercussions to this? I come from the UK btw.

If I kill all of the officials and make myself a dictator what happens? Can this be done? I want to know how far /makingit/ can actually get you. Is $10 billion enough to take over a country? I would quite like to have a libertarian state desu.

>> No.10717319

>>10717300
You could do it, but every other major country would put economic sanctions against you and the population would be pissed that they are suddenly poorer than they already were before you showed up.

>> No.10717343

Look up mark thatcher (yes the son of)

>> No.10717360
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10717360

YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT PRIVATE ARMY M8?

>> No.10717373

>>10717360
Yes this is what Im talking about. Will the UK declare war on me or something or will I be honoured?

>> No.10717391

>>10717373
You'd likely get an international coalition formed against you. Just buy it outright.

>> No.10717405

>>10717343
what he did?

>> No.10717413

>>10717405
he tried and failed

>> No.10717468

>>10717413
lol what a loser. i just looked him up. even with all of that influence and power he still failed.

my plan would be:
bribe the key officials of the army
invade with my mercenaries as the first stage
then use madagascar army to take over from there
kill the army officials i bribed and now have full control of the millitary
kill the rest of the officials
now the country is mine

>> No.10717557

>>10717300
No, you can't do this. This isn't the 1800s

>> No.10717569

>>10717300
Love it when that girl pulls the chair out from under the boy. Chinese people and empathy, go together like water and oil.

>> No.10717623

>>10717569
she's like 4 years old
you're dumb as shit

>> No.10717669

>>10717623
sorry charlie chan, didn't mean to upset you and your people

>> No.10717693

You can’t. The EU would send help to fight off your small band of mercenaries and after your lose you will be the next binladen

>> No.10717696

>>10717300
If the country was part of the UN, you would more then likely have the US fighting against you before you could take total control.

>> No.10717729

>>10717468


First off, why a shithole country?

#2 all the valuable players are already too expensive.

You're the uninvited guest, this won't work as the way you think.

The chinese are doing this as we speak with economic infrastructure loans that don't really spark economic activity. Look up chinese roads in AFrica, Papua New Guinea - chinese port, etc

They come in as friends, bank rolling new construction because their visions align-- chinese build it to their spec using "free" money because another country backed it - when the country defaults, china still pays the companies that built the infrastructure and now land in that country becomes China property and locals are displaced but blame is on the local politicans.

You don't just take over a country, there's no point in doing so. You are always the guest, the outsider, the nobody. Just because you may have more economic resources, does not mean success.

Anysort of idea you're formulating will require propaganda, a foundation and grooming of 5-10 years, e.g. highschool/university students to help sell you their country cheap.

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10718039

>>10717300
Starting your own Diamond Doges?

>> No.10718053

>>10717373

America would drop some freedom on you.

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10718088

>cozy up to superpower officials
>cozy up to detractors in shithole country
>convince detractors to support values of superpower
>get superpower to support detractors as they hold the same values
>detractors effectively hand over the country to you as you're mr.moneybags and they're poor as dirt
>no private army needed

>> No.10718133

>>10718039
Need dis