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10691073 No.10691073 [Reply] [Original]

I got approved to buy a house, but I’ve never done this before.

>how do I know what neighborhood to buy in?
>or if a house is undervalued?
>how can I save on inspections?
>closing costs?

Any advice, /biz/?

>> No.10691082

Around blacks, never relax.

>> No.10691097
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10691097

>Buys at the height of real estate bubble...

Never change /biz/

>> No.10691131

>>10691073
>He needs approval to buy a house...

>> No.10691232

>>10691097
Wait, there's a bubble? On houses or on land? Both?

>> No.10691325
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10691325

>Buy the house
>Do it up and add value
>Pretend to have expensive shit inside it
>Burn it down
>Get the insurance money

>> No.10691755
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>>10691232

>> No.10691779

>>10691755
fuck i just bought land in AK

>> No.10691788

>>10691073
Way to buy high my fren, planning to sell low in 3 years too?

>> No.10691822

>>10691073
0/10 Larp OP, no one is dumb enough to buy right now.

must be a LARP 0 replies...

>> No.10691854

>>10691325
Kek, by the time the insurance pays out it wouldn't be enough to cover the previous mortgage

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>>10691755
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.10692100

>>10691073
>how do I know what neighborhood to buy in?
Do a stakeout. Make detailed logs on everyone's movements in the area.
Which also makes it easier to find the people you have more in common with if you move in.