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10682923 No.10682923[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

i will do it live on cam, today.

i lost $1,000,000 in 7 months

dont try to talk me out of it

>> No.10682935

choke on trap dick until you die

>> No.10682937

>>10682923
Old age

>> No.10682945

meh

>> No.10682946

>>10682923
Upload your brain to a computer. Or attempt to. Idk what that'll look like but I imagine it'll kill you. Good luck, anon.

>> No.10682947

OP Send me all of your crypto to prove you're not lying

>> No.10682951

>>10682923
Stab yourself in the ass until you bleed out.

>> No.10682959

Meh. At least its better than
>the next 100x

>> No.10682962

>>10682923
just do it with a knife, you probably don't own a rope or a gun

>> No.10682964
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10682964

>>10682923
crush yourself with large bags

>> No.10682973

Gunner on pooper. Stream it.

>> No.10682976

Cut your dick off and sell it

>> No.10682986

watermelon in butt

>> No.10682990

You will not kill yourself

>> No.10682995

Drink acid

>> No.10682996

>>10682947
i cashed out to fiat the little i had left a few hours ago. it is enough to cover my debt so debt collectors don't harrass my family for it

>> No.10682997

999 is coming up lol wonder who gets it

>> No.10683005

Steal an airplane and do a barrel roll while bantz'ing with air traffic control.

If it happens twice in one week people will freak

>> No.10683010

>>10682997
ME

>> No.10683011

Jump off a cliff, its the fastest way.

>> No.10683022

>>10682937
Roll

>> No.10683042

Puncture internal organs via anal

>> No.10683049

>>10682996

Family is not obligated to pay a deceased loved one's debt. They can get in serious shit harassing your family (lawsuit worthy).

If you were serious and not a troll, you probably would have said you blew it all on hookers, alcohol, and blow. Or something, I dunno.

>> No.10683108

Go to Las Vegas and do the parasailing behind a car method. If you're not an absolute newfag you'll know what I'm talking about.

>> No.10683135

I'll take care of your portfolio from here on out

>> No.10683146

this is taking too long

>> No.10683162

>>10683146
pls learn to see the world as it is instead of being obsessed with money you fucking retard. it's a construct. stop letting the world make you think about it.

>> No.10683166

cash all of your remaining money to pennies. Eat as many as possible until your stomach explodes.

>> No.10683172

school shooting

>> No.10683179

barrel roll and crash

>> No.10683193

>>10682923
By living a long a productive life working as a humanitarian worker in low income communities in the United States

>> No.10683195

Suicide bomb the fed.

>> No.10683200

>>10683193
Rolling for this

>> No.10683202
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10683202

Convert all your property to Doge. Then donate it all over reddit.

>> No.10683207

op lives, god bless

>> No.10683213

electrocute yourself

>> No.10683216
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10683216

>>10682923

>> No.10683217

no u

>> No.10683222 [DELETED] 
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10683222

Suicide by cop, while in black face and dark clothing.

>> No.10683224

Fuck your ass with a big knife

>> No.10683225

>>10682923
You’ll be fine faggot

>> No.10683226

old age

>> No.10683229
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10683229

My /biz/ bro. You do not need to be a total fucking autist. Throw in all your money into LINK. The more coins that die off and go into LINK, the more money you can get. If everyone all works together to go all in on LINK, we can make it.
So what are you waiting for??

Oh, and even if you do kill yourself. at least put all your money into link beforehand, for the cause

>> No.10683230

>>10683193
roll

>> No.10683233

Old age, and live a positive and prosperous life, donate your shitcoins and forget about crypto

>> No.10683232

>>10683216
reroll

>> No.10683239

Old age

>> No.10683240

>>10682923
not today my fren, no trips

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10683243

>>10683207
>op lives, god bless

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10683247

>>10683222
>>10683222
>>10683222
>>10683222
>>10683222

>> No.10683249

>>10683222
Boo. I would've said old age.

>> No.10683251

>>10683222
U win

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>>10683222
checked

>> No.10683254

>>10683222
O no
>inb4 thread goes legendary

>> No.10683258

Suck a dick covered in cyanide. Unironically.

>> No.10683293

>>10683222

WINNER

>> No.10683301

>>10683222
>Suicide by cop, while in black face and dark clothing.

congratulations

>> No.10683321

>>10682923
Have a shot of radiator fluid

>> No.10683352

>>10683301
Sweet dreams prince...