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10679210 No.10679210 [Reply] [Original]

So, what has been your most shameful /biz/ness? your absolute worst idea that makes you cringe everytime you remember about it?

>> No.10679233 [DELETED] 

>>10679210
masturbating in the shower when I was on vacation with my parents. I was about 14 at the time but oh god you could hear everything outside the bathroom. if only I knew. i was in there for like 30 minutes

>> No.10679259 [DELETED] 

>>10679210
>>10679233
oh shit sorry you were talking about business related mistakes. nvm disregard this. oh god I did it again

>> No.10679283

virgin coconut stand, the guy with space was just trying for get into panties >_>

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>>10679210
>that time I thought crypto would be a good investment

>> No.10679321

>>10679233
Larp.

>> No.10679344

>>10679233
>>10679259
cringe

>> No.10679399

I went into business with a friend. He screwed me over. I've recovered since but please, for the love of god, never go into business with a close friend.

>> No.10679414

>>10679399
what was the business?

>> No.10679439

>>10679210
I sincerely was planning at one point to open up a webshop for chemical penis enlargement supplies. Called Hung Wang Supply Depot since all the drugs were going to be sourced on the cheap from China.

Sadly I'm too ethical and told myself I'd only do it if I tried the drugs on myself first and they worked, so I injected vasodilators and growth factors into my cock for a year and a half but it never grew. Could have been worse, at least it didn't fall off or anything.

>> No.10679458

>>10679210
Going to college, sinking into depression, and wasting a year of my life along with 2/3rds of my savings. I wish I can take it all back so bad.

>> No.10679483

>>10679414
We were selling eSports jerseys with different teams that we were partnered with. I'm a developer, so my job was to build the website as well as keep track of orders and do customer support, while my friend did all the b2b dealings as far as contacting teams that we could license their logo out, and stuff like that.

Once he had amassed a large enough group of partners, he simply moved to another site and founded another LLC, and partnered away all of our business to the new company.

I still had a functioning site, but I couldn't sell any of the merch on it because they had all just signed deals with his very similar new site/company.

>> No.10679515

>>10679483
What a dick. I'm guessing you're no longer friends?

Did you not have a contract between you both?

>> No.10679537

>>10679515
We did and had lots of mutual friends. They've since cut him off.

he basically stole my tech and told me to fuck off

I quit my job to run that site and were making good money

>> No.10679545
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>first day at college
>get explosive diarrhea
>rush to the toilet
>no tp
>absolutely can't go back before wiping some of the shit off my ass, it's a mess
>have three $20 bills in my wallet
>gonnadoit.tiff
>wipe my ass with all three of them
>there's still shit everywhere
>take off my boxers and wipe the rest with it, then dump it off the bathroom window
>realize I could've just used the boxer
>mfw I paid $60 to wipe my ass

>> No.10679607

Got a pretty good paying job when I was 18, still living with parents so 100% take home pay. Saved up $20k the first year and then spent it all building a high performance car engine. Not a car. Just the fucking engine. 5 years later I've learned to not spend sigh a large chunk of my stack in one go on trivial stuff. And that engine is still in my barn and has not been started yet

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I am a failed Instagram celebrity, used to workout and take pictures pay expensive dinners to take pics and only got 43 followers, almost bought some but I am not attractive.

>> No.10679672

>>10679545
why not wash them after?

>> No.10679736

>>10679537
Sorry to hear that bro. Ah well. Fuck em.

>> No.10679738

>>10679619
>almost bought some
Aaaaaaaand that's what I do now. It's a really lucrative business if you can source the traffic.

>> No.10679747

>>10679619
What is the difference between your failure, vs those that are successful?

What did they do differently? Get lucky? Or is there more to it?

>> No.10679875

>>10679747

I don't know but keep in mind I am a 5.5/10, maybe if I was rich enough to show muh lambos or hot bitches...