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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>> No.10669050

>>10668902
Ive never related to another person or character like i do to bateman.

>> No.10669055

>>10669050
You’re in the right place.

>> No.10669612

>>10668902
Legit the best movie ever, 2nd to the Godfather

>> No.10669630

>>10668902
A great novel ! One of my favorites...

>> No.10669642

>>10668902
>patrick bateman so kewwwwwl

>> No.10669679

>patrick bateman became bat(e)man
great turn of events

>> No.10669720

>>10668902
Can't even get a 8:30 res @ Dorsia