SUPER WEIRD AND CREEPY EXPERIENCE

[Anonymous No.10663575]

Couple days ago I was in San Francisco, extremely hungry so I decided to go over to a local McDonalds to get something to eat. I ordered three large big macs with a large diet coke, I always order diet coke so I don't get fat. Anyway I needed to take a piss after that so I went to the bathroom there. Went into one of the open stalls, locked myself in and started a nice long piss. When I'm nearly done converting that diet coke to yellow juice I hear a voice say "don't flush" from the stall next to me and then a set of really louad moans. I zip my dick and go investigate. Upon opening the stall door I could not believe my eyes. It was Sergey Nazarov, the CEO of Smartcontract.com, completely naked with his signature shirt on the floor, he was sitting on the toilet and I am not joking right now, he was literally taking shit from the toilets and smearing it all over his body. There was a LOT of shit on his body, so I assume he went from stall to stall, waiting for people to take a dump and then coming in to do his "cleanup" as he called it. The smell was absolutely disgusting and I felt like throwing up. Even though he saw me he still kept moaning and further smearing the shit all over his body, including his mouth and nose. I didn't want anything to do with that so I apologized for disrupting him and tried to walk out but he grabbed me by my arm and said "oh, like you're doing now?". I was awestruck so I said "huh?" and he kept shutting me up and going "huh" "huh" "huh" just like in that other anon's story. The shit was thankfully slimy so I managed to slip from his grab and run away. I'm never coming back to that McDonalds again, and I suggest neither of you go there either. Just a friendly warning.

[Anonymous No.10663578]

[Anonymous No.10663636]

>>10663575
Sergey Nazarov is Satoshi Nakamoto.

[Anonymous No.10663992]

>>10663636
>Sergey Nazarov is Satoshi Nakamoto.
this, nice guy to

[Anonymous No.10664050]

>>10663636
More like Shitoshi Mcdonaldo hahaa

[Anonymous No.10664189]

>>10664050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFW6yUlgGdI