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Previous thread: >>10634787

>> No.10637764

Who is hanging in there? I'm red as fuck this week.

>> No.10637778
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buy reits

>> No.10637826
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>I'll have call ins
>I'll be drunk
>I'll be wearing a Guy Fawkes mask
>I'll shoot for straight due diligence on all your shills. Fundamental Analysis.

Shill me your fastest pennies.

Twitch: ScoopsDa34th

>> No.10637830

smol ones

>> No.10637833

Who's ready to get ELONGATED

>> No.10637839

>he doesn't hold direct real estate
>he doesn't buy the blackest eye in the best neighborhood
>he doesn't spend a year living there and fixing it himself
>he doesn't utilize certain tax advantages to start renting out the house after X amount of time owning it
>he doesn't borrow from the equity in the house to rinse and repeat the process
>he doesn't have a plan to build up enough single family residential properties to buy an apartment building/complex

Fucking pleb.

>> No.10637858

stock market general

if you want slumlord general make a different thread

(Please do though, that'd be interesting)

>> No.10637864

>setting yourself up to do a bunch of work and be assfucked when real-estate crashes.

>> No.10637875

What ones look good? I used to be big in data center REITs but I've been out of the loop

>> No.10637940


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>> No.10638016

I can recommend Kim stag and O. I have SKT but they aren't doing hot. I've been researching main.

>> No.10638032

>MoviePass now forcing users to choose between two movies a day


You know what the sad part is? Normies will actually put up with this. Unironically buying some HMNY on Tuesday.

>> No.10638066
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Officially the weekend. Maybe I listen to this and get educated?

>> No.10638112
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Bump for HEAR stock

40 dollar by end of month

Screencap this

>> No.10638117
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The reality is that if you become sufficiently educated and skilled at a lot of things you can get really rich. Real estate definitely is one way of doing it, but it's not really any easier than trading in the markets. You still need to work your ass off and you can ultimately fail all the same. At the end of the day we all go to zero, just find something you can do for 8+ hours a day, that rewards you directly based on the merit of your skill and dedication, something that is scalable, and something that doesn't make you want to jump off a bridge and check out early. Wage jobs are only to raise risk capital.

>> No.10638143

I don't have any pictures of drinking anime girls, sorry, but that's what I would've sent instead

>> No.10638146


Was this service ever good?

>> No.10638159

That sounds like a good idea.
I'm also livestreaming tomorrow if that sounds fun

>> No.10638192

I’m going to try placing options orders about an hour into an ambien trip next week and see where it lands me. Rational thinking hasn’t done shit for me this week! Gotta shake things up!

>> No.10638207

yes it worked as advertised for a while
the main thing was waiting for the card in the mail
but after that you could watch a movie every day for $10 month

>> No.10638224
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I have work

>> No.10638319

I'll record it.
What time range do you have work? Aren't you European? I might still be online or I can make the next one at a better time

>> No.10638328

I am burger. I usually work weekend nights

>> No.10638337

East coast or west coast? And how late? Is it like the night shift?

>> No.10638352

I am west coast and yeah it's usually night shift.

>> No.10638354
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Time for a Bull Nap
We got this next week bulls, dont worry

>> No.10638360

Who here is on the GERN train coming up? Long or short?

>> No.10638450

Based OHI poster

>> No.10638456


>> No.10638583

No worries.
I'll at least try to figure out how to record it so that you won't feel like you're missing out on anything.

>> No.10638778

e l o n g a t e d

>> No.10638851

Thoughts on AIRG?

>> No.10638874

Daily reminder that tripfags took the only good thread on this shithole of a board, and completely ruined it.

>> No.10638895

I mean they're not all 100% terrible, but yeah basically

still better than all the crypto shiptoasting though

>> No.10638902

this game is all about shot calling and ego

>> No.10638924

AH rally, up biggly. WTF.

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How new are you?

>> No.10639225

if by that you mean collect thousands and thousands of dollars from my bankruptcy puts, then yes

>> No.10639228

Meant for:

>> No.10639238

I just need AMD and PFE to die or stay flat on Monday. This rally is not pleasing £:(

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South Africa is on it's way to being a failed state but the farthest out options are Jan 18, 2019. Is this soon enough for shit to start popping off, or should I hold out?

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Thank god I sold this motherfucker before today's drop.

>> No.10639346

just filter the ones you dont like
desu i cant even imagine the autism it would take to have some tripfags posts effect me or the way i enjoy this bread. its 4chan, who the fuck cares?

personally find the incessant whining/spamming about tripfags to be far more childish and detrimental than anything most trips ever did. sans when everyone went full reddit and started faceposting. and even then it was a weekend bread and fucking irrelevant anyways. not like it was derailing anything important

im going to be rolling puts on them for the rest of forever desu
just dont get too overboard as the options market is quite illiquid. if it keeps crashing tho, someone will buy em

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here, have a (YOU)

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Welp that does it /smg/ Almost out of gains to play with and don't feel like losing real money, so I think I'm dipping out. Thanks for all the tips and memes, I'm gonna go pay some Jew to invest for me. Maybe I'll get back in when I'm older and my money has less time value.

>> No.10639453

>"Over the next few months, as the analysts kept their buy ratings and high price targets, Ken put almost $190,000 into Helios, buying hundreds of thousands of shares.

>Today, that stake is worth about $240."
No matter how heavy your HMNY bags are, just think of poor bastards like Ken here who sunk $190K into HMNY and lost it all.

>> No.10639492

Fugg that's a good idea m8.
I'll join you on Monday

>> No.10639516

funny because the lions share of the times i see anyone hungry for attention its the boomer spammers whining, looking for people to agree that "/smg/ a ded cuz trips.... plz resbond"

even better is the one frogposter guy who prides himself in making gud calls (which he generally does desu) but is constantly looking for validation on how great he is, yet maintains that trips are attention faggots and that hes great, and TOTALLY doesnt seek attention and validation from everyone

makes me wanna save all his pics and just start giving out fuck-awful advice until hes forced to trip. but i honestly dont give enough of a shit

the thing to be wary of is the divs it has. that can fuck around options prices sometimes. pay attention to when the div days are

>> No.10639523

All the puts are up like 60% right now, I'd probably wait until there's a bit of an upswing and then buy on that.

>> No.10639533

i agree
im holding all of mine still, but i wouldnt buy any more right yet

>> No.10639561

Stock with economic moat that barely dipped during GFC -


more picks ?

>> No.10639575
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Oh hey stockcucks, didn't see you there. How did your shares of Shekelberg Industries do today? Damn, looks like they lost 5% after they missed their earnings for the second quarter in a row. I guess that means they're going to have to cut that dividend, but 1% wasn't much anyway. Maybe for yield you could buy some of their 30-year junk bonds at 6%. There's no way they'll default on those, even though their CEO, Howard Goldstein, did that at his last company.

Oh, me? I'm not buying anything too exciting these days. Just picking up muni bond funds at 3.5% yield, triple tax free. It's a nice safe place to store my money that doesn't get taxed, since I'm already in the highest bracket. Maybe the next time the market crashes, I'll roll it over into stocks, but for now I'm happy to be in bonds while the market goes sideways.

Oh no, Trump just tweeted that he's putting 100% tariffs on hentai and dragon dildos. Guess the market's in for another bad day on Monday, eh? Hahaha! Well good luck, stockcuck.

>> No.10639580

the main problem imo is that hardly anyone is dumb enough to be selling puts on south africa, so there arent many of them. would be pretty funny though if all of /smg/ buys up all the available puts and whatever hedgie who wrote em just gets totally fucking raped to death by infinite loss. if we bought all of em, then he wouldnt even be able to cover

literally revenge of the small specs

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Well I closed up for the week...

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...but I still haven't broken even since I started trading

I stopped hemorrhaging money once I stopped playing with options that I didn't know how to use

>> No.10639759

Yeah, you should not get started with options. You should start with regular stocks.

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>tfw i stopped buying stocks pretty much entirely in feb, and flipped to bonds and commodities, but STILL am not anywhere CLOSE to this much of an absolute faggot about it
congratulations anon. we know how muni/non-muni bonds work too. good pasta tho

btw whats your take on shorter term treasury yield spikes in the near term? wouldnt mind picking up some more bonds for longterm holding at a higher yield. i agree that stocks are beyond fucked rn

>> No.10639828

yeah I learned that the hard way and still haven't recovered after 3 months. if I hadn't fucked with them I'd be up like 300 dollars

>> No.10639851

dope, hadnt noticed
my instincts served me well w the short VIX

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Who here's all locked and loaded for the DRUSCRUISE?

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Why arent millennials eating the good stuff anymore

>> No.10639901

I shorted the other day 20 min before Elon's stunt and have no intention of closing it until this pos goes under $250

>> No.10639949

10k less than you but yea
i liked the way it closed today
obvious covering. did you hear the news on wednesday?

lol are you gonna file for the class action lawsuit?
that faggot is more fucked than some whore in a gangbang porno

ill give the SECniggers a couple weeks to do their magic, and if things are looking good (rather, bad), im gonna buy like 100 more puts lol

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delete this

>> No.10640130

Hey retards start investing in semiconductors.

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lol i'm just having some fun. i own stock too, of course (and REITs), though i'm not putting new money into it.

>btw whats your take on shorter term treasury yield spikes in the near term? wouldnt mind picking up some more bonds for longterm holding at a higher yield. i agree that stocks are beyond fucked rn

i was expecting more interest rate hikes than we've had, and if i had to put a bet on it, i would take the "under" on whatever line the market expects on yield for bills and notes. people are clearly trigger happy about a rush to safety. trump is too unpredictable for traders and everyone's waiting for the cookie to crumble on trade war shit. the irony of the US's international position is that when we fuck up people's shit they respond by buying our debt and currency. it's an amazing luxury, and i don't think people fully appreciate what it means to have the world swing by your nuts the way it does right now.

anyway, i'm not enthused about 30-year yields at 3.1%~. i think the short-term debt is the place to be, because i think the likelihood of a recession will crush govt debt yields for anything 5 years or shorter, and i think the economy's difficulties will put a ceiling on rate hikes. i think the US has a debt and demographic problem that will raise long-term yields. we had a long summer of growth and i think it's almost over. as you said, stocks are fucked. total market cap to gdp is something like 130%. employment's full. uncage ze bear. btw, i'd avoid corporate debt at all costs right now. there's a fuckton of it, the economy's due for correction, you figure it out. corporate junk funds at 5.5% is an absolute sucker's yield, someone is going to get slaughtered.

>> No.10640180

you did not use a smug anime face so i will NOT listen ok my man

>> No.10640212

>did you hear the news on wednesday?
I did. I check the ihub page every morning to see if there's any news. DRUS is gonna explode.

>> No.10640244

>implying I’m not holding inverses, like EDZ
>t. coincuck with bags so heavy they suffocate him

>> No.10640262

you are too advanced for me, i salute you and wish for your continued success

>> No.10640273

Thanks.. y..y..you t.too

>> No.10640292


>> No.10640351

did we ever find out it RKG is a female (male)?

>> No.10640352
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Here's a TL;DR list of theories from the last thread. If any of them happen, /smg/ successfully used chaos magic to predict Elon Musks fate
>Elon scams a technology company
>Grimes gets Elon to sell his shares or recuse himself
>Tesla gets a director who previously worked at Tesla and/or smokes weed
>Tesla fully liquidates existing inventories to meet obligations
>Boston SEC tweets
>Tesla fan boy kills himself over this
>either no D&O insurance or begs a bank for a private take over
>flees to the virgin islands or central account
>The company doesn't have AI
>there is no private investor, the press goes insane
>Space X buys Tesla @ 420
>investors reject the $420 vote
>420 price is reduced

With so many options, one of us has to be right

>> No.10640354

intradasting about the short term debts. im a newbie w bonds, so i originally thought longterm debt would be the place due to historical data. but the more i research, and the more keynes faggot catchphrase keeps echoing in my head ("in the long run were all fucking fucked"), the more ive been eyeing up notes and bills.

>btw, i'd avoid corporate debt at all costs right now
ma nigga. where you been? my whole macro bear call has been based on junk bonds running away from the markets. everyones been lookin at me like i got 3 heads.

such a ridiculous amount of my portfolio is in longterm puts on corporate debt ETFs. i got a thesis on it desu. since dodd frank, there was a stipulation about corporate debt ETFs being MMd by large banks. namely, they arent allowed to do it anymore. but someone had to, so hedgefags stepped in. but hedgies arent required to provide bids, and definitely fucking wont if (when) those roll over hard. so in the event the assets themselves shit the bed, were gonna see these things gap down to peoples stops/lowball orders. the sudden spike in vol on longterm puts will be YUGE in terms of vega alone.

>corporate junk funds at 5.5% is an absolute sucker's yield, someone is going to get slaughtered.
damn straight
and im gonna be the one selling the lifeboats

same senpai
im thinking were getting to 5 this time desu senpai

i was LOLing so hard at that one kid who was bitching about it going down. i just wish hed sell me his shares while were still down here

get a FX account m8
im glad this shit doesnt run all the time. id lose my mind

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I know that feel
>He can't sauce my Catalan girl
>He even stole my file name
>Only since December 16

>> No.10640360

Oi sorry I didn't mean to reply to you

>> No.10640379

what about the one where elon is bob marley, and grimes was one of the wailers?

im still saying hes going to french polynesia and/or qatar and getting a sex change to lay low

>> No.10640385

i wasn't kidding i mean if you want to put money in these leveraged ETFs then good luck. they scare me, but there's clearly money to be made for bold investors like yourselves. if you were in EDZ from the beginning of the year, or at least the tariffs, you made very serious coin. obviously if i'm writing about muni bond funds i'm not the kind of guy to buy SQQQ, but i'm not rooting against you.

as a rule i don't like funds with huge expense ratios but i understand these are mostly bets on a very short timescale. or are you HODLing? like, what is your position and when do you plan to sell.

>> No.10640389

I had a dream last night where I was calling RKG and she had a feminine voice, so I'm pretty sure shes female.

>> No.10640393
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What happened? Bad options? Gambled and lost? On JUST'd hard today from all the Turkey news?

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>settled by the english
>colonized by the english
>Elon is from SA
>Bob Marley is from Jamaica
Really activates the Almonds

>> No.10640426

south africa was settled by the dutch, but ok

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>> No.10640436

Shhh the theory doesn't work if we say that.
Whites are all the same

>> No.10640444

yea we heard >>10638456
im definitely buying moar bankruptcy puts desu

>> No.10640460

lol traditionally the boer and brits in SA fucking hate each other m8
you ought to brush up on your knowledge of the cape if youre gonna try and short it senpai

>> No.10640474

I recognize you are correct, however I refuse to acknowledge it to keep my water proof theory afloat.

>> No.10640556
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so whats /smg/'s pick for the best index?
SP500, The Dow Jones, or Nasdaq ?

also is febuary 2.0 coming next week?

>> No.10640583

The dow jones seems to be strangely correlated to the price of Unobtanium. Could there be a relationship between both? Is money flowing from Unobtanium to the dow jones and viceversa?

>> No.10640599
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holy shit
remember how we were talking yesterday about big guys memeing on us? i was flipping through the old bread for somethin and look what i just noticed

look at what mooned again for no fucking reason AH >>10637183
the fire fucking rises

fucking cuck
everyone knows the only correct answer is the chad 2000 index

nice autofib btw ;^)

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sold some of my GALT and bought into PACB, which is working out for me
i bought it at 4.18
i'm not worried about PHO, it's just down because of natural market fluctuations
still waiting for GALT to spike, there's news coming up next week and a potential buyout on the horizon

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the official smg index is of course the DOW
Nothing is more superior than the DOW
It has KO, Visa, and BAC
The Dow will reach 1 million like buffet says

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DIA is better, monthly dividends, and includes juicy defense stocks to boot

>nice autofib btw ;^)
thanks, where you one of the ones who made it for me?
ive had 3 different biz posters code one for me

i still need to update my Fibb EMAs with the new code RKG gave me on election night

>> No.10640709

>intradasting about the short term debts. im a newbie w bonds, so i originally thought longterm debt would be the place due to historical data. but the more i research, and the more keynes faggot catchphrase keeps echoing in my head ("in the long run were all fucking fucked"), the more ive been eyeing up notes and bills.

there isn't a whole lot of places for money to hide right now, IMO. makes short-term debt very appealing to me.

>ma nigga. where you been? my whole macro bear call has been based on junk bonds running away from the markets. everyones been lookin at me like i got 3 heads.
>such a ridiculous amount of my portfolio is in longterm puts on corporate debt ETFs. i got a thesis on it desu. since dodd frank, there was a stipulation about corporate debt ETFs being MMd by large banks. namely, they arent allowed to do it anymore. but someone had to, so hedgefags stepped in. but hedgies arent required to provide bids, and definitely fucking wont if (when) those roll over hard. so in the event the assets themselves shit the bed, were gonna see these things gap down to peoples stops/lowball orders. the sudden spike in vol on longterm puts will be YUGE in terms of vega alone.

question: why buy puts on corporate debt vs. other bets you could take on an economic downturn? is it because of the overabundance of corporate debt that I talked about?

because corporate bonds, especially corporate junk, basically track equities.

i'm not asking because this is a quiz, i am just not an options guy and prefer to keep it simple. what's the difference between puts on corporate junk vs. just buying SQQQ or some other nonsense. you like the bet, but not enough to disregard the option premium?

>> No.10640723

WTF. RKG and I talked about it last night and this morning to of all the (((coincidences))) that have happened over the last few months
Spooky. We need to find a really really small, stable stock, meme it and look to the whales for an answer that they are there for a pump

>> No.10640726

sorry i fucked that up, are you buying or selling corporate debt puts?

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I'm afraid you all are betting the wrong way on this one

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>coughs furiously and points at pic related

i think i was the first one
but yours looks a bit different from mine desu

personally its a way for me to prepare for the bear w out having a huge drawdown and less chance of getting squeezed, which i fucking hate (not to mention while stonks have been sideways/bull, junk bonds have been bear since feb). plus the snap back from IV being almost nothing (like single digits) up to 30+ w long term puts having such huge vegas (i get 1 vega per %IV move) is a HUGE plus imo. because were not even talking about the deltas ill get if im right about the flash crash on the ETFs

>sorry i fucked that up, are you buying or selling corporate debt puts?
that way im short the ETF, but long the ETFs vol, as well as having a lower cost basis, and more lev than naked short. plus risk is capped at 100%
i hedge w "bullish" stuffs like short VIX and ITM calls on indexes when i see appropriate. but im a total small spec w a small account. im just trying to find a loophole desu. never heard of anyone doing this so at the very least its less crowded than most shorts

lol it seems stupid, but this is definitely a sign imo

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Your indexes are like children to me, watch this:


>> No.10640841

hi notRKG
you are a poor impersonator
dont quit your day job

>> No.10640854

Post market crash I'm seriously putting cash into an Indian ETF. I hate Pajeets, but that economic growth

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pic related is what tipped me off to all this desu
ive been using an indicator i made to try and trade VIX and short indexes the last two months

i noticed a PERFECT correlation between junk bonds diverging from the indexes, and large VIX spikes/corrections in the indexes

orange lines are points of notable divergence, white bars in the back are VIX (not to scale). HA candles are HYG, and orange line is SPY

>> No.10640927

so the "why do this instead of the other" question is basically bcause bond traders are less fucking retarded than equities traders, and are more directly exposed to credit risk, so they tend to sniff it out earlier, and price it in. works on damn near every time frame ive looked at

>> No.10640946

yo what the fuck i remembered some guy saying he was going put up a movie night or some shit
did that ever happen?

2scoops is gonna do his podcast but I wanted a financial movie night that shit sounded like fun

>> No.10640949
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>that color change in pic
thats actually exactly what im trying to get right now, what function causes a line (or all of them) to change colors based on their, what that looks like slope?

https://pastebin.com/QVQf7D2U ?
https://pastebin.com/1sJiAWM9 ?

>> No.10640953

I used to tune in to a public movie night with a mod of /fit/, that was a good time.
I'll start looking for a away

>> No.10640982

lol yah that one was definitely me
i told yall to go short turkey lelelelel
here ya go m8

>> No.10640987

Yeah I thought it was Standstill. He is, as per my roster, a European. Haven’t seen him today, watching a financial themed movie with the boys sounds fun as fuck.

>> No.10640988
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<3 <3


<3 <3

>> No.10640991

theres better ones though that im entirely unsure of how to code, where only PARTS of the lines change colors

look into "guppy" indicators
and ask rkg

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there was some site i stumbled into once called weeb crew
I got no idea what else the site was for but they were hosting a bad movie night and the chat seemed to all know each other
meming about shit and spamming the chat when some bomb collars were going off and when other dumb shit was going on in the movie

was a good night of shitposting

>> No.10641038

That sounds comfy AF desu.
I'm looking at a bunch of different sites but they won't let me upload and stream local files, it has to be through youtube or something. Gay, we can't upload an entire movie through youtube or we'd get copyright struck

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many thanks you kind generous anan, now i can start making really good synchronized meme lines

>> No.10641056

I didn't really suffer damage since I'm almost back to where I sold short but hey might take a look at my options.

>> No.10641112
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i fucking hated that scene desu
when i was a little kid in like 2nd/3rd grade watching eva the first time i legitimately started yelling at my tv when that happened, and i cried when she got gangfucked to death in EoE

i <3 asuka

80s animes are the only ones ill ever give a fuck about desu

its funny cuz when i got older, i forgot what macross was called, and asked /a/, where coincidentally the meme was always to say that every anime someone was asking about was fuckng robotech lol

do it anyways to twist the knife.
you know hed do it to you m8
fuck him back. he deserves it. fags not playing fair imo

hey, no ones making billions here
im all for the free exchange of ideas and im sure youll hit me back at some point lel

>> No.10641130

>80s animes are the only ones ill ever give a fuck about desu
actually scratch that, i fucking loved ghost stories too. but thats more like a satire than anything

>> No.10641169
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fucking cuckchan
>were gay so every site thats worth a damn is fuckng spam
pic fucking related
ma dude
id do it myself but i dont have any movies on my new comp

we should watch that made for tv movie about enron (crooked E, i think?)

>> No.10641170

It was also right before the Saudi sovereign wealth fund news broke. All I could do was laugh. Worst fucking timing for a short entry.

>> No.10641184

in this market full of retards, it always is
>t. uberbear

>> No.10641195

I'll start getting some finance related movies together.
Big short, that enron, there are some great docs called "American greed"

>> No.10641211

I'm going to torrent "Dirty Money" right now and maybe we can watch it next week

>> No.10641221

theres a made for tv movie on the 08 bailout too thats bretty goofy

>> No.10641242

whatever you do, make sure to add greentext to the CSS somehow
its fucking imperative
i cant watch movies on those streaming sites w people without being able to greentext sardonically about how shitty the movie is

>> No.10641252

That is a wow classic guild on /vg/ and their discord

>> No.10641272

I watched a good documentary on Black Wednesday the other day, it didn’t really get into the whole Joe Lewis/Tavistock thing which is what I really wanted though. It had 90s Soros giving an interview which was pretty good. I think we should watch a funny movie though not a scary one.

>> No.10641280

If you set up an AGI to operate in a really high dimensional space then gave it a robot to control in some city it would probably think it's so damn simple walking around.

>> No.10641298

i fucking hate movies, but i love spamming w anons about how shitty movies are desu senpai

the old 420chan /1701/tube used to be awesome. theyd stream trek constantly during the week, and on weekends there was some random shitty scifi movie. the way they had it set up was sweet tho, cuz you could stream whichever one you want whenever you wanted. i miss that stuff

lol because you are absolutely not supposed to talk nor know about tavistock at all
>inb4 the thread gets spammed to death w CP

>> No.10641306
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/g/ here with some Intel dirt. This is more about longterm investment than day trading.

Rumor has it Intel has been over promising Apple about the performance (I.e cooling) of future chips (roadmaps). This wouldn't be surprising from what we already factually know from their failures currently. Won't bore you with the tech, but in business terms Intel thought they could cut staff and budgets while maintaining state of the art R&D.

Apple will be extremely unhappy if they deliver products that overheat and they are big enough to cut ties with Intel and get a competitor to get the job done, Apple won't be bullied by Intel. This wouldn't be new as in 2009 a similar thing happened and there are rumored to be a couple of protype Macs with AMD products. Apple also dumped IBM for not delivering on what they promised as well. This will happen over a period of quarters, maybe even years but you might want to keep an eye on any Intel stock you hold and look into their competitors. Intel is letting down server, gaming, pre-built and server customers down, competitors will fill the void.

If you're feeling frisky and want to take a gamble dump all your Intel stock into AMD stock. But don't listen to some faggot on 4chan about your financial future.

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>> No.10641334

I want to hug wendy in my bed and just fucking sleep for 12 hours

>> No.10641340
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the internet we had just 10 short years ago and the internet we've got now man; the technology got better but the people and laws got shittier
nobody can shoot the shit in a livestream and nobody can watch movies and tv shows with other strangers; the epitome of non-comfy

consider https://vaughnlive.tv

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>Big short, that enron, there are some great docs called "American greed"


also Wall Street,
American psycho is fun /smg/ movie
Thank you for smoking is too kind of
Lord of war: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHn1zogeyO4

of course wolf of wallstreet, based on a true story, funded by indonesian corruption

trading places resulted in the SEC making new laws to prevent people from copying the movie for massive gains

30 rock has great gems in it too, from Jack

>> No.10641365

fuck me why didnt i buy more TSLA bankruptcy puts?
those things are absolutely NEVER gonna be going for as cheap as i bought em today ever again

methinks this is a terrible time overall to be getting into tech desu, but given the clown world timeline, and what you just said, it wouldnt surprise me if INTC goes OTC and AMD goes to 6 gorillion/shr

i know bud
well get it back
the fire rises
first tho, we all have to make it

then we can start influencing legislature w our gambling moneys

>> No.10641369

Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses

>> No.10641389

The internet is dead. It's now a few big "network channels" like facebook, twitter, youtube, etc for most people. The idea of independent websites is dying and all media is on big sites that just devolve into celebrity copying and trying to make it by getting more followers.

>> No.10641431
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If anyone wants to watch a /drug business/ documentary, pic related streaming right now

>> No.10641432

>The idea of independent websites is dying and all media is on big sites that just devolve into celebrity copying and trying to make it by getting more followers.
this is exactly why i think, at some point, itll all collapse into itself
it just needs a little help imo
imageboards are invaluable tools to this process

>> No.10641438
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Using candle stick where or how do I know where I should draw a resistance and support line?

I'm a brainlet uneducated in TA.

>> No.10641445

price where the bar is a lot more black than green/red.

>> No.10641455

next week will be a good week to open a short strangle on M before earnings. 100% IV

>> No.10641470

I have a very bad feeling about amd. that market is ignoring the trade war too much. the only safe stocks are internet stocks right now.

>> No.10641511

putting on a short strangle for MU aug 17 at 49/54 is also a good idea

>> No.10641520

GM Sep 21 short strangle @ 33/40 for .50cr is also a good idea

>> No.10641535

DWDP Aug 17 short strangle @ 65/70 for .22cr is yet another good idea

>> No.10641548

JD Aug 17 short strangle @ 33/39 for .52cr is a strong gamble for earnings IV crush 80% chance of profit

>> No.10641554

you can also do Sep 21 @ 32/41 for .72cr

>> No.10641574

>Catalan girl
Sauce pls. I stole tf out of the pic. Fukken saved.
She was super hot.

I have schizophrenia too

>> No.10641578

CSCO Aug 17 short strangle @ 41/46.5 for .34cr
or Sep 21 short strangle @ 41//47 for .72cr
For ER IV crush

>> No.10641586
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>short strangle
>inverse skip strike butterfly
>iron condor

these options plays sound like anime ultimate moves
are options even worth getting into if they carry a lot of risk and are hard to understand

>> No.10641604

you know i meant for the lurkers and not for myself

they say unlimited risk to scare you into thinking extreme black swan events happen every day. if you're smart about it, you're very unlikely get fucked over by a black swan event.

TGT Sep 21 short strangle @ 75/90 for 1.44cr for yet another ER IV crush is a good idea.

>> No.10641622

ATVI Aug 17 short strangle @ 68/73.5 for .38cr is a good expiration play

>> No.10641640

AMAT Aug 17 short strangle @ 45/51.5 for .56cr
Sep 21 short strangle @ 44/52.5 for 1.34cr or @ 42/55 for .68cr
For ER IV crush

>> No.10641655

The IV versus real volatility of ER plays has been disproportionately favoring longs. 3-sigma moves and greater are happening much more often than they used to. There is an extremely heavy tail to this that involves huge losses.

>> No.10641664

ALL Aug 17 short strangle @ 35.5/39 for .32cr for expiration play or
Sep 21 short strangle @ 33/42 for .60cr for standard play

>> No.10641676

then for ER plays you could just buy premium instead of selling it to avoid large losses

>> No.10641692

you can also define your risk as well with iron condors if you're really that scared

>> No.10641696

>you know i meant for the lurkers and not for myself
I keep forgetting that people do that.

>> No.10641709

INTC Aug 17 short strangle @ 47/50.5 for .22cr for expiration play or
Sep 21 short strangle @ 45/52.5 for .56cr for standard play

>> No.10641724

What does this mean?

>> No.10641729

YELP Aug 17 short strangle @ 46/52.5 for .36cr for expiration play or
Sep 21 short strangle @ 43/57.5 for .92cr for standard play
Though this one takes a lot of capital relative to underlying margin requirements

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is this a CODE???
are these all your plays or recommendations and plays you might make monday?

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>> No.10641750

>{presses enter}

>> No.10641775

I would make every play if I didn't have all my capital already tied up in other strangles.

>> No.10641815
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Alright /SMG/ Pick one
>portfolio jumps 300%
>nudes of RKG

>> No.10641820

WMT Aug 17 short strangle @ 85/95 for .75cr for expiration/ ER IV crush or
Sep 21 short strangle @ 82.5/97.5 for .78cr for ER IV crush

>> No.10641848
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I can make 10k in a year, but having confirmation will be a solved case in my book

>> No.10641858

Nudes, fucking EZ

>> No.10641859
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options are just as powerful as anime moves, and just as hard to master

>> No.10641870
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my port is already up 300% this year so nudes

>> No.10641876

SQ Aug 17 short strangle @ 66.5/75 for .52cr for expiration play

nudes if she got a booty

>> No.10641880

god tier

I'll look at everything after slep

>> No.10641888
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>>Catalan girl
>Sauce pls. I stole tf out of the pic. Fukken saved.
check in archives, reverse image search

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>> No.10642026

she has such a little mouth <3

>> No.10642051


found sauce btw

>> No.10642097

I'm pretty sure RKG is a dude, so I'll take the money.

>> No.10642175

the risk/reward is all off w the nudes
cash is cash
cmon guys this is easy

>> No.10642689
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/biz/ movie night's legit
have a good neverending weekend everybody

>> No.10642691

>not wanting exclucive content the world will never see.
Listen, I don't watch porn anymore, but I still have a folder of the most hard to find, impossibly sourced, desperately needed pornography. I'll stop by gif and they'll talk about how one of the videos was scrubbed from the internet when the respective internet whore decided she didn't want it out there, you can't find it on streaming sites, but I still have it.
Having a nude of RKG would be like having the SMG mona lisa
This is art, frend, art
/end of pasta

>> No.10642723

>This is art, frend, art
>in /biz/
>in /smg/

>> No.10642735

Luv u frens. The movie was fucked up though, I really really want to watch something more lighthearted

>> No.10642792

You forgot to consider who makes up /biz/ and /smg/.

>> No.10642828

i did

>watch something more lighthearted
death and money
till you like it

>> No.10642847

Why the fuck is DRUS so cheap
a company that has fingers in the US military
and it's fucking 0.0078
This is impressive in a terrible way

>> No.10642865

Still under the radar ?
Or, even if the company is immensely profitable, how I, as a shareholder, am going to benefit from this ? How do I get my share of profits (dividends ? buybacks ?) ?

>> No.10642931

>that sentence structure
Either a pajeet or a frog
DRUS is listed in OTCMKTS
buyer beware

>> No.10643003

its OTC
look into it ALWAYS
thats a given. but i liked what i saw. sometimes it pays pretty good to be buying a company thats down +90% on the year. they had a lot of r/s, but near as i can tell wont need any more from new contracts

>> No.10643020

So buy and wait for it to moon to 3.50 a share?

>> No.10643023

Even if the company becomes very profitable, what would make the stock rise in price if no one is willing to pay ?

>> No.10643049

>what would make the stock rise in price
by becoming profitable
meme magic
choose your poison
>Drone USA, INC. (OTC Markets: TWDLD) (“Drone USA” or the “Company”), a developer and manufacturer of low altitude unmanned aerial vehicles (UAV) and related technologies, today announced that it has changed its name from Texas Wyoming Drilling, Inc. to Drone USA, Inc.
the history of this company is bretty intredasting

>> No.10643101

im holding 90k of em desu
its a fun little rollercoaster
ill post short volume tomorrow when it comes out. sometimes itll be 80% on the day and hardly any buys so itll gt crushed. then itll go 400%. very fun to trade imo. been in and out and averaging in since late may i think. and good news keeps coming. total restructuring of biz model, so the volume has stayed great too. no sketchy stuff w the share structure as far as i see either.

check the financials for yourself m8, seems to be trending positive soon. look at the puny mcap, then add all the new contracts and news as you see fit to estimate, and decide yourself. frankly im sick of telling people about it. everyone just whines cuz theyre retarded and dont understand OTC memes. its like an options position. but w no greeks

>> No.10643109

this is from 2011
>vitamin water
>from a mining company
too funny

>> No.10643168

>what would make the stock rise in price if no one is willing to pay ?
if it goes profitable back from the brink like this, its all upside, thats why. besides im not "investing" in it, im trading it. it swings around a lot, so i buy it when its low, sit on some, then flip em when it pops every once in a while. then i do it again because theres still volume. the company has surprised me by doing quite well for itself, but ultimately, im there for the trade desu. always dollar cost average or youll want to hang yourself senpai

>> No.10643288

>At this time, carrying a capital value in the market of $4.6M, DRUS has virtually no cash on the books, which stands against about $10.6M in total current liabilities. One should also note that debt has been growing over recent quarters. DRUS is pulling in trailing 12-month revenues of $21M. However, the company is seeing declines on the top-line on a quarterly y/y basis, with revenues falling at -18.1%.

>> No.10643568

Do firefighters typically stick around a burnt out house for 12+ hours to make sure it's completely burnt out?

>> No.10644435

>save money to buy thing that costs X
>buy it on credit and put X in savings-like account
>pay it full on the next month
>i have X.5 now
where's the catch?

>> No.10644493

are you certain to gain that X.5 ?
What is the credit's interest rate ?

>> No.10644508

Nothing, as long as there is no interest on the credit. Pretty much do this all the time with cash back credit cards for extra gains.

>> No.10644560

>are you certain to gain that X.5 ?
I wrote it like that just to point out there is some gain.
>What is the credit's interest rate ?
The rate is zero unless you don't pay it (Brazil).

>> No.10644589

My biggest fear is fucking up my finances. I want to try it this month but I have no idea if it will work out for me at all.

>> No.10644660

savings accounts give shit returns, "high yield" savings (1.6%) have a maximum number of withdrawals per year. But you can still treat it like a 1 month 0 interest loan.

>> No.10644783
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nudes of all names + ratsu

>> No.10644847

Isn't this exactly the same as just buying X and holding it until it gains .5?
The .5 you're getting is the difference between its initial value and the value it has a month later, which is exactly the same as just buying it.

>> No.10644960
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Who's up for a /smg/ themed movie?

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Get in here, movie in 10 minutes.

>> No.10644996


>The Wolf of Wall Street
Trading Places fits /smg/ more desu

>> No.10644998

>save $ 538 to buy PS4 Pro with 1TB storage
>put the $ 538 into something with 0.08% monthly return
>pay the $ 538 bill fully next month
>still have $ 0.43 in the savings account
The gains increase the longer you keep the money sitting, so if you save $1200 and buy a $1200 product in 12 interest-free installments and put the money in a %1 yearly return savings account you'll have $12 by the end of the year.

If you account for inflation it gets even nicer. Your $1000 in january 2018 is worth only $ 980 (in value) in january 2019 at 2% yearly inflation. So if you put the money into something with correction + minimal return you end up with more value than what you started.

Imagine doing this for an entire lifetime.

>> No.10645004

>Trading Places
Next time. I have like, 10 movies downloaded, one per week-end

>> No.10645458

who cares about /smg/ on a weekend lol

>> No.10645624

WTF I hate brokers now

>> No.10646392

ty 4 movie. was really pleb though, can't believe everyone was raving about it when it came out.

>> No.10646431
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A compounding strategy where you only buy bonds that go up in a straight line (USFR, BSJI, FLRT)
All in until +0.10%, sell, re enter

>> No.10646494

>predict elon wouldn't say shit for a long time
>still upset he hasn't announced anything
I need more patience badly

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I want Trump to shitpost a Tweetstorm this weekend and make it bleed blood-red all next week.

>> No.10646683

protip: the price you pay at the register has the credit card cash back rewards baked into them, so you're actually not losing as much as you could, rather than making gains (much like how the debit/credit card transaction fees are built into prices)

>> No.10646695

When the market crashes is when the Dollar moons to 150.

Screencap this post.

>> No.10646709
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DXY TO 500

>> No.10646982
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The traffic on BILI is insane and is becoming the next social entertainment giant.

>> No.10646994

theres literally no way around this unless you pay by ACH or check and work out a special deal with the merchant. I've bothered doing this once when I bought an FN-15 carbine

>> No.10647185

You are gambling on the two most upward trending but erratic stocks in my portfolio to go down or stay down? Bold move. Well good luck, your going to need it.

>> No.10647255
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mfw if you lose money on stocks you can sue for it back
based america!

>> No.10647371

I have $3000. What's good? Prefer long term buy-and-forget. Already have 10 shares S&P.

>> No.10647626

youre suing the 'milk' cartel?
sounds like a good way t end up ded

>> No.10647664
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newell is not Deans
Also I only lost 99,999 dollars so Im not eligible

>> No.10647671

I'm not an expert but it sounds more like they are suing them for not doing all the proper paperwork and information releasing. Something something false pretenses and security fraud?

>> No.10647703

Would this include all those who tried to catch the falling knife between 20170206 and 20180124?

>> No.10647710


>> No.10647713

go do a round trip buy and sell for commission on it
that should do it

>> No.10647731


>> No.10647732

Dr. pepper is the new Ko. They are expanding like gangbusters and will probably continue to do so.

>> No.10647785

>based america!
We have too many lawyers.

>> No.10647858

how the shit is POST like $90 while KHC and GIS are around 59 and 45 respectively

>> No.10647902

Look at the market caps. Post is only like 6b. While the others are substantial more. Meaning they have more shares at a lower price. Which incidentally is good for them as a business but questionable for share holders.

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post, kellogg, MKC, all rose 17% while gis khc and SJM did nothing
Absolute BULLSHIT. guess which ones I bought? fucking bogs

>> No.10647924

Uh what is going on with Elon's Twitter?

>> No.10647930
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Texas uber alles

>> No.10647973
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This guy's looney tunes

>> No.10647976
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they said GIS and KHC were undervalued, man

>> No.10648146
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He just wants to buy a house or some shit, right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA sell sell sell sell sell

>> No.10648155

Reminder that chink users are worth less than cockroaches and their data resale value is basically 0 RMB

>> No.10648160

Satch Boogie

>> No.10648166

why am chink data worthless?

>> No.10648182

kek also that person shilling it works for bilibili, he been shilling the same phrases since it was at its peak

>> No.10648467

SJM is a damaged stock because of pullback but has good fundamentals. it will take off soon.

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>shorting Zoloft
what the fuck are you doing man

>> No.10648473

I like SJM and GIS because I think they will own the majority of pet food share

>> No.10648514

because chinks are soulless who only care about money, rice and dog meat

the majority of them has relatively little disposable income (reminder that the average salary in tier 1 cities is 4000RMB and RMB has been bogged)

If Bilibili is successful, it will be copied, undercut and censored by the competitor's commie buddies

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>> No.10648525

>you will never drive a non-shitbox car
Why must it be like this?
Why can't be happy like the normies with two home equity loans, three cars they're still making payments on, five maxed out credit cards and not a worry in the world?

>> No.10648528

Can we have a sober discussion on SHOP? I'm very bullish I think it could hit facebook levels of valuation.

>> No.10648549

You'll be laughing when you reach the afterlife and they get denied because when Anubis weighs their heart against a feather, their debts will weigh their heart down too much.

>> No.10648645

They’re slowly drowning but they’re just really good at hiding it. They also rarely have money to buy anything.
During the flood they setup a supply station where I work. It was funny to watch people driving BMWs and Audis wearing gold chains come through looking for food cause they had no spare cash to buy anything.

>> No.10648681

/smg/ will have another movie night tonight at 10:00pm mountain time.
I'll post link 5 minutes before!

>> No.10648689

Where’s the podcast

>> No.10648715

4.5 Calls on March 2019 Expiry.
JNJ posted two positions for Solid Tumor Oncology Liasons. Looks like imetelstat trial is going well. Gern gonna moonshot if buyout happens.

>> No.10648716

can we watch barbie and the twelve dancing princess? Im not tuning in other wise

>> No.10648730

besides, if you drive BMW/Audi/Mercedes but didn't choose the 6-cylinder+ engine, you are basically a poser

>> No.10648732

We were going to do trading places, but that sounds way better
Working on it right now desu

>> No.10648735

Elon was in Vegas, yes, but he was doing a QA session at Defcon

>> No.10648741

(just kidding)

>> No.10648768

Nobody buys Mattel toys anymore. Long HAS.

>> No.10648770

I think gonna increase my position on JNJ this week
looks like theyre in place to cure everything and solve immortality

Barbie 12 dancing is a fantastic buisness movie, you learn a lot about trust and "power in numbers"

>> No.10648813

>over two hours long
WTF how much dancing can they cram in this movie??

>> No.10648835
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12 dancing princesses is one of the greatest movies of all time, Ive seen lots of movies. I promise you wont regret featuring this movie tonight. It will shock you

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12 dancing princesses it is

>> No.10648918

and, we are using Rabbit room, right?

>> No.10648927

Look at what the curry niggers can do in their movies

>> No.10648945
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Me cant sit through movies

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Using this site

>> No.10648984

Fuck yeah.

Movie with my anonymous friends. Don’t even have to wage slave tomorrow either.

Sorry what time?

>> No.10648985

dont worry, this is the best movie. Comfy will host a comfy Rabb.it room and it will be great

what is this garbage wheres the rabbit room? its not comfy without a rabbit room

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10 pm mountain time

>> No.10648997

This site doesn't require registration, which will increase viewership!
And you can greentext here.

>> No.10649003

stop posting anime faces you insufferable autistic faggot

you need your throat slit

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a few years ago the state sued dairy farmers for causing an artificial shortage of milk

they poured millions of gallons of milk that was already made, to cause an artificial shortage (price hike)
anyone who proved that they bought milk during the previous few years was given a free $$$

you sure about that?

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rabit room is the same, but you get a comfy cute rabbit avatar and randomized rabbit related name

but whoaaaaaa Comfy is the big boss
What comfy says goes!

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>> No.10649053

okay ugly loser no one likes you

kill yourself worthless faggot

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Ok will take suicidal amounts painkillers am doing this

What time is that UTC? am on too many opiates for figuring out atm


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>10:00pm mountain time.
>10 pm mountain time

jesus thats late, even if i dont wageslave tomorrow
thats going to be a slightly empty movie, being such unreasonable hours for anyone not in califoria

>> No.10649090

its 9pm pst
midnight est
2 hours after I awke from my bull nap

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>> No.10649094

I thought we we're friends, why are you slitting my throat ;-; Also it's 4:00 am UTC

>> No.10649105


same reason you post them is the same reason your life will always not be worth shit.

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>not liking 2D women
What a sad pleb, probably out chasing 3D roasties

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>> No.10649165


you guys probably got the living shit beaten out of you in school

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>shit beaten out of you in school
No one touched me because they were afraid I'd become a school shooter.
Fucking normies

>> No.10649187

dope. just found out muh show is at a skatepark during the day, so i can call in on scoops thing and we can have movie night again

that was fun

cydoob is aight imo
works right out of the box and we can have gifs and pics as emotes once comf sets some up

its pretty fun
fuck, you can even PM each other

i dunno... it just works
we had fun last night
you should come

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Dank anime gril, fren


>> No.10649200

You have patrician taste my friend
When is your stream?

>> No.10649202

instead they humiliated you so much your mind deteriorated to the point where you think it's cool to post anime faces

truly a fucking loser who doesn't deserve to breathe. hope someone kills you soon.

both of you

>> No.10649208


tho desu i only give a shit about 80s animes and think pretty much all others are total unredeemable garbage

but im not autistic to bitch about it anonymously online

>> No.10649213

>I'm autistic for calling actually autism-riddled dopey neet faggots autistic

no, lol

>> No.10649217

goback2reddit or FB or discord or wherever you came from nigger
ur kind aint welcome around here

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>TFW you will never bend your waifu, RKG, over and rape her with a fork before skinning her alive with a potato peeler
Why. Even. Live.
Anybody else E R E C T right now?

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as long as its 12 dancing princesses, me and rkg will be there

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>mfw big fag guy is too much of a pussy to use his trip to talk shit

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on fucking 4chan?
you definitely are, faggot

this site is FOR the autistic
git REKT

>> No.10649230

where do you live?

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Ur mommies asshole
I live off tyrones cummies

>> No.10649247

that's what I thought

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>Dank Wendy
Have a (you)

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You seem upset, fren
Maybe take a deep breath before posting next time!

>> No.10649262

you're a loser

>> No.10649285

ur spamming a fuckng weeekend /smg/ bread
dont you got anything better to do?
then ur life prolly a shit too

walk on
you aint gonna win this battle


>> No.10649299

better than yours you ugly neets just need an upset or two every now and again to remind you you're the bottom

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New bread

>mfw he doesn't realize the last year of my life has been the best and how unironically happy I am

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i am FULL MAST over the shit the SEC twitter has been posting
E L O N a going to jail
he will have an E L O N G A T E D sentence from what hear

look in a mirror nigger
idc what anyone posts. couldnt imagine giving a shit. meanwhile, youre here, when the markets closed, bitching at NEETs because theyre having fun
teh only one upset is you, im just pulling at your autism


>> No.10649332

It's Big Fag 5 posting this, it's his way of coping for ruining his own life

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>mfw he doesn't realize the last year of my life has been the best and how unironically happy I am
yea its fun when ya got a good crew like this desu senpai

>> No.10649354

nah you're an ugly loser

>> No.10649355

Love you bby <3
We're all going to make it

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>>10649355 (chegged)

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i almost forgot
have you guys ever played wall street raider??
its an old 90s shareware game, but the guy who made it is autistic and has updated it since then. so its actually pretty fleshed out

but the thing is...
THERES MULTIPLAYER. we could host on some shitty serb if anyones got one laying around. its prolly not a very hard game to host given how its 90s as fuck and is all menu based. then we could all pirate it and play against each other (or in teams or fun shit like that. hedgefund v hedgefund sounds cool imo). this addresses the problem of not being able to trade on the weekend