/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10637753]

fIlTeReD eDiTiOn

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Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
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Premarket Data:
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Earnings Report Calendars:
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Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Suggested books:
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Previous thread: >>10634787

[Anonymous No.10637764]

Who is hanging in there? I'm red as fuck this week.

[Anonymous No.10637778]

buy reits

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10637826]

THIS SATURDAY at 9:30 PM EST
LIVESTREAM -- Streaming Stocks with Scoops
>I'll have call ins
>I'll be drunk
>I'll be wearing a Guy Fawkes mask
>I'll shoot for straight due diligence on all your shills. Fundamental Analysis.

Shill me your fastest pennies.

IT'S FUCKING ON. Get E R E C T.
Twitch: ScoopsDa34th

[Anonymous No.10637830]

>>10637750
smol ones

[Anonymous No.10637833]

Who's ready to get ELONGATED

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10637839]

>>10637778
>he doesn't hold direct real estate
>he doesn't buy the blackest eye in the best neighborhood
>he doesn't spend a year living there and fixing it himself
>he doesn't utilize certain tax advantages to start renting out the house after X amount of time owning it
>he doesn't borrow from the equity in the house to rinse and repeat the process
>he doesn't have a plan to build up enough single family residential properties to buy an apartment building/complex

Fucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.10637858]

>>10637839
stock market general

if you want slumlord general make a different thread

(Please do though, that'd be interesting)

[Anonymous No.10637864]

>>10637839
>setting yourself up to do a bunch of work and be assfucked when real-estate crashes.

[Anonymous No.10637875]

>>10637778
What ones look good? I used to be big in data center REITs but I've been out of the loop

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.10637940]

.

[Anonymous No.10637997]

>>10637875
O
OHI
STAG

[Holdmoar No.10638016]

>>10637875
I can recommend Kim stag and O. I have SKT but they aren't doing hot. I've been researching main.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10638032]

>MoviePass now forcing users to choose between two movies a day

https://nypost.com/2018/08/10/moviepass-now-forcing-users-to-choose-between-two-movies-a-day/

You know what the sad part is? Normies will actually put up with this. Unironically buying some HMNY on Tuesday.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10638066]

Officially the weekend. Maybe I listen to this and get educated?

[Anonymous No.10638112]

Bump for HEAR stock

40 dollar by end of month

Screencap this

[Anonymous No.10638117]

>>10637839
The reality is that if you become sufficiently educated and skilled at a lot of things you can get really rich. Real estate definitely is one way of doing it, but it's not really any easier than trading in the markets. You still need to work your ass off and you can ultimately fail all the same. At the end of the day we all go to zero, just find something you can do for 8+ hours a day, that rewards you directly based on the merit of your skill and dedication, something that is scalable, and something that doesn't make you want to jump off a bridge and check out early. Wage jobs are only to raise risk capital.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10638143]

>>10637940
I don't have any pictures of drinking anime girls, sorry, but that's what I would've sent instead

[Anonymous No.10638146]

>>10638032
Haha, YIKES

Was this service ever good?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10638159]

>>10638066
That sounds like a good idea.
I'm also livestreaming tomorrow if that sounds fun

[Anonymous No.10638192]

I’m going to try placing options orders about an hour into an ambien trip next week and see where it lands me. Rational thinking hasn’t done shit for me this week! Gotta shake things up!

[Anonymous No.10638207]

>>10638146
yes it worked as advertised for a while
the main thing was waiting for the card in the mail
but after that you could watch a movie every day for $10 month

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10638224]

>>10638159
I have work

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10638319]

>>10638224
I'll record it.
What time range do you have work? Aren't you European? I might still be online or I can make the next one at a better time

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10638328]

>>10638319
I am burger. I usually work weekend nights

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10638337]

>>10638328
East coast or west coast? And how late? Is it like the night shift?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10638352]

>>10638337
I am west coast and yeah it's usually night shift.

[Anonymous No.10638354]

Time for a Bull Nap
We got this next week bulls, dont worry

[Anonymous No.10638360]

Who here is on the GERN train coming up? Long or short?

[Anonymous No.10638450]

>>10637997
Based OHI poster

[Anonymous No.10638456]

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/keller-lenkner-llc-files-class-action-suit-against-elon-musk-and-tesla-inc-300695686.html

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10638583]

>>10638352
No worries.
I'll at least try to figure out how to record it so that you won't feel like you're missing out on anything.

[Anonymous No.10638778]

>>10638456
e l o n g a t e d

[Anonymous No.10638851]

Thoughts on AIRG?

[Anonymous No.10638874]

Daily reminder that tripfags took the only good thread on this shithole of a board, and completely ruined it.

[Anonymous No.10638895]

>>10638874
I mean they're not all 100% terrible, but yeah basically

still better than all the crypto shiptoasting though

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10638902]

>>10638874
this game is all about shot calling and ego

[Holdmoar No.10638924]

AH rally, up biggly. WTF.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10639213]

How new are you?

[Anonymous No.10639225]

>>10637833
>ELONGATED
if by that you mean collect thousands and thousands of dollars from my bankruptcy puts, then yes

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10639228]

>>10639213
Meant for:
>>10638874

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10639238]

>>10638924
I just need AMD and PFE to die or stay flat on Monday. This rally is not pleasing £:(

[Anonymous No.10639299]

South Africa is on it's way to being a failed state but the farthest out options are Jan 18, 2019. Is this soon enough for shit to start popping off, or should I hold out?

[Anonymous No.10639338]

Thank god I sold this motherfucker before today's drop.

[Anonymous No.10639346]

>>10638895
just filter the ones you dont like
desu i cant even imagine the autism it would take to have some tripfags posts effect me or the way i enjoy this bread. its 4chan, who the fuck cares?

personally find the incessant whining/spamming about tripfags to be far more childish and detrimental than anything most trips ever did. sans when everyone went full reddit and started faceposting. and even then it was a weekend bread and fucking irrelevant anyways. not like it was derailing anything important

>>10639299
im going to be rolling puts on them for the rest of forever desu
just dont get too overboard as the options market is quite illiquid. if it keeps crashing tho, someone will buy em

[Anonymous No.10639419]

>>10638874
here, have a (YOU)

[Anonymous No.10639435]

Welp that does it /smg/ Almost out of gains to play with and don't feel like losing real money, so I think I'm dipping out. Thanks for all the tips and memes, I'm gonna go pay some Jew to invest for me. Maybe I'll get back in when I'm older and my money has less time value.

[Anonymous No.10639453]

>>10638032
https://www.businessinsider.com/wall-street-banks-made-millions-in-fees-selling-collapsing-moviepass-shares-2018-8
>"Over the next few months, as the analysts kept their buy ratings and high price targets, Ken put almost $190,000 into Helios, buying hundreds of thousands of shares.

>Today, that stake is worth about $240."
No matter how heavy your HMNY bags are, just think of poor bastards like Ken here who sunk $190K into HMNY and lost it all.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10639492]

>>10639346
>>10639299
Fugg that's a good idea m8.
I'll join you on Monday

[Anonymous No.10639516]

>>10639419
funny because the lions share of the times i see anyone hungry for attention its the boomer spammers whining, looking for people to agree that "/smg/ a ded cuz trips.... plz resbond"

even better is the one frogposter guy who prides himself in making gud calls (which he generally does desu) but is constantly looking for validation on how great he is, yet maintains that trips are attention faggots and that hes great, and TOTALLY doesnt seek attention and validation from everyone

makes me wanna save all his pics and just start giving out fuck-awful advice until hes forced to trip. but i honestly dont give enough of a shit

>>10639492
>>10639299
the thing to be wary of is the divs it has. that can fuck around options prices sometimes. pay attention to when the div days are

[Anonymous No.10639523]

>>10639346
>>10639492
All the puts are up like 60% right now, I'd probably wait until there's a bit of an upswing and then buy on that.

[Anonymous No.10639533]

>>10639523
i agree
im holding all of mine still, but i wouldnt buy any more right yet

[Anonymous No.10639561]

Stock with economic moat that barely dipped during GFC -

FISV

more picks ?

[Anonymous No.10639575]

Oh hey stockcucks, didn't see you there. How did your shares of Shekelberg Industries do today? Damn, looks like they lost 5% after they missed their earnings for the second quarter in a row. I guess that means they're going to have to cut that dividend, but 1% wasn't much anyway. Maybe for yield you could buy some of their 30-year junk bonds at 6%. There's no way they'll default on those, even though their CEO, Howard Goldstein, did that at his last company.

Oh, me? I'm not buying anything too exciting these days. Just picking up muni bond funds at 3.5% yield, triple tax free. It's a nice safe place to store my money that doesn't get taxed, since I'm already in the highest bracket. Maybe the next time the market crashes, I'll roll it over into stocks, but for now I'm happy to be in bonds while the market goes sideways.

Oh no, Trump just tweeted that he's putting 100% tariffs on hentai and dragon dildos. Guess the market's in for another bad day on Monday, eh? Hahaha! Well good luck, stockcuck.

[Anonymous No.10639580]

>>10639523
the main problem imo is that hardly anyone is dumb enough to be selling puts on south africa, so there arent many of them. would be pretty funny though if all of /smg/ buys up all the available puts and whatever hedgie who wrote em just gets totally fucking raped to death by infinite loss. if we bought all of em, then he wouldnt even be able to cover

literally revenge of the small specs

[Anonymous No.10639581]

Well I closed up for the week...

[Anonymous No.10639595]

>>10639581
...but I still haven't broken even since I started trading

I stopped hemorrhaging money once I stopped playing with options that I didn't know how to use

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10639759]

>>10639595
Yeah, you should not get started with options. You should start with regular stocks.

[Anonymous No.10639802]

>>10639575
>tfw i stopped buying stocks pretty much entirely in feb, and flipped to bonds and commodities, but STILL am not anywhere CLOSE to this much of an absolute faggot about it
congratulations anon. we know how muni/non-muni bonds work too. good pasta tho

btw whats your take on shorter term treasury yield spikes in the near term? wouldnt mind picking up some more bonds for longterm holding at a higher yield. i agree that stocks are beyond fucked rn

[Anonymous No.10639828]

>>10639759
yeah I learned that the hard way and still haven't recovered after 3 months. if I hadn't fucked with them I'd be up like 300 dollars

[Anonymous No.10639851]

>>10638924
dope, hadnt noticed
my instincts served me well w the short VIX

[Anonymous No.10639874]

Who here's all locked and loaded for the DRUSCRUISE?

[Anonymous No.10639882]

>>10639338
Why arent millennials eating the good stuff anymore

[Anonymous No.10639901]

>>10639225
I shorted the other day 20 min before Elon's stunt and have no intention of closing it until this pos goes under $250

[Anonymous No.10639949]

>>10639874
10k less than you but yea
i liked the way it closed today
obvious covering. did you hear the news on wednesday?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/drone-usa-announces-september-launch-123000599.html

>>10639901
lol are you gonna file for the class action lawsuit?
that faggot is more fucked than some whore in a gangbang porno

ill give the SECniggers a couple weeks to do their magic, and if things are looking good (rather, bad), im gonna buy like 100 more puts lol

[Anonymous No.10640041]

>>10639575
delete this

[Anonymous No.10640130]

Hey retards start investing in semiconductors.
https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/blog/2016/10/12/administrations-report-future-artificial-intelligence

[Anonymous No.10640169]

>>10639802
lol i'm just having some fun. i own stock too, of course (and REITs), though i'm not putting new money into it.

>btw whats your take on shorter term treasury yield spikes in the near term? wouldnt mind picking up some more bonds for longterm holding at a higher yield. i agree that stocks are beyond fucked rn

i was expecting more interest rate hikes than we've had, and if i had to put a bet on it, i would take the "under" on whatever line the market expects on yield for bills and notes. people are clearly trigger happy about a rush to safety. trump is too unpredictable for traders and everyone's waiting for the cookie to crumble on trade war shit. the irony of the US's international position is that when we fuck up people's shit they respond by buying our debt and currency. it's an amazing luxury, and i don't think people fully appreciate what it means to have the world swing by your nuts the way it does right now.

anyway, i'm not enthused about 30-year yields at 3.1%~. i think the short-term debt is the place to be, because i think the likelihood of a recession will crush govt debt yields for anything 5 years or shorter, and i think the economy's difficulties will put a ceiling on rate hikes. i think the US has a debt and demographic problem that will raise long-term yields. we had a long summer of growth and i think it's almost over. as you said, stocks are fucked. total market cap to gdp is something like 130%. employment's full. uncage ze bear. btw, i'd avoid corporate debt at all costs right now. there's a fuckton of it, the economy's due for correction, you figure it out. corporate junk funds at 5.5% is an absolute sucker's yield, someone is going to get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.10640180]

>>10640041
you did not use a smug anime face so i will NOT listen ok my man

[Anonymous No.10640212]

>>10639949
>did you hear the news on wednesday?
I did. I check the ihub page every morning to see if there's any news. DRUS is gonna explode.

[Anonymous No.10640244]

>>10639575
>implying I’m not holding inverses, like EDZ
>t. coincuck with bags so heavy they suffocate him

[Anonymous No.10640262]

>>10640244
+6.5%
you are too advanced for me, i salute you and wish for your continued success

[Anonymous No.10640273]

>>10640262
Thanks.. y..y..you t.too

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10640292]

WHY CANT STOCK MARKETS BE 24/7

[Anonymous No.10640351]

did we ever find out it RKG is a female (male)?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10640352]

>>10640292
Here's a TL;DR list of theories from the last thread. If any of them happen, /smg/ successfully used chaos magic to predict Elon Musks fate
>Elon scams a technology company
>Grimes gets Elon to sell his shares or recuse himself
>Tesla gets a director who previously worked at Tesla and/or smokes weed
>Tesla fully liquidates existing inventories to meet obligations
>Boston SEC tweets
>Tesla fan boy kills himself over this
>either no D&O insurance or begs a bank for a private take over
>flees to the virgin islands or central account
>The company doesn't have AI
>there is no private investor, the press goes insane
>Space X buys Tesla @ 420
>investors reject the $420 vote
>420 price is reduced

With so many options, one of us has to be right

[Anonymous No.10640354]

>>10640169
intradasting about the short term debts. im a newbie w bonds, so i originally thought longterm debt would be the place due to historical data. but the more i research, and the more keynes faggot catchphrase keeps echoing in my head ("in the long run were all fucking fucked"), the more ive been eyeing up notes and bills.

>btw, i'd avoid corporate debt at all costs right now
ma nigga. where you been? my whole macro bear call has been based on junk bonds running away from the markets. everyones been lookin at me like i got 3 heads.

such a ridiculous amount of my portfolio is in longterm puts on corporate debt ETFs. i got a thesis on it desu. since dodd frank, there was a stipulation about corporate debt ETFs being MMd by large banks. namely, they arent allowed to do it anymore. but someone had to, so hedgefags stepped in. but hedgies arent required to provide bids, and definitely fucking wont if (when) those roll over hard. so in the event the assets themselves shit the bed, were gonna see these things gap down to peoples stops/lowball orders. the sudden spike in vol on longterm puts will be YUGE in terms of vega alone.

>corporate junk funds at 5.5% is an absolute sucker's yield, someone is going to get slaughtered.
damn straight
and im gonna be the one selling the lifeboats

>>10640212
same senpai
im thinking were getting to 5 this time desu senpai
cheers

i was LOLing so hard at that one kid who was bitching about it going down. i just wish hed sell me his shares while were still down here

>>10640292
get a FX account m8
im glad this shit doesnt run all the time. id lose my mind

[bible-bro No.10640356]

>>10637764
I know that feel
>>10637826
>He can't sauce my Catalan girl
>He even stole my file name
Lol
>>10639213
>Only since December 16
Typical

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10640360]

>>10640292
Oi sorry I didn't mean to reply to you

[Anonymous No.10640379]

>>10640352
what about the one where elon is bob marley, and grimes was one of the wailers?

im still saying hes going to french polynesia and/or qatar and getting a sex change to lay low

[Anonymous No.10640385]

>>10640273
i wasn't kidding i mean if you want to put money in these leveraged ETFs then good luck. they scare me, but there's clearly money to be made for bold investors like yourselves. if you were in EDZ from the beginning of the year, or at least the tariffs, you made very serious coin. obviously if i'm writing about muni bond funds i'm not the kind of guy to buy SQQQ, but i'm not rooting against you.

as a rule i don't like funds with huge expense ratios but i understand these are mostly bets on a very short timescale. or are you HODLing? like, what is your position and when do you plan to sell.

[Anonymous No.10640389]

>>10640351
I had a dream last night where I was calling RKG and she had a feminine voice, so I'm pretty sure shes female.

[Anonymous No.10640393]

>>10637764
What happened? Bad options? Gambled and lost? On JUST'd hard today from all the Turkey news?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10640414]

>>10640379
>SA
>settled by the english
>Jamaica
>colonized by the english
>Elon is from SA
>Bob Marley is from Jamaica
Really activates the Almonds

[Anonymous No.10640426]

>>10640414
lol
south africa was settled by the dutch, but ok

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10640427]

THE FIRST LAWSUIT AGAINST TESLA IS OUT
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/aug/11/elon-musk-and-tesla-sued-over-funding-secured-tweet
IT'S HAPPENING

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10640436]

>>10640426
Shhh the theory doesn't work if we say that.
Whites are all the same

[Anonymous No.10640444]

>>10640427
yea we heard >>10638456
im definitely buying moar bankruptcy puts desu

[Anonymous No.10640460]

>>10640436
lol traditionally the boer and brits in SA fucking hate each other m8
you ought to brush up on your knowledge of the cape if youre gonna try and short it senpai

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10640474]

>>10640460
I recognize you are correct, however I refuse to acknowledge it to keep my water proof theory afloat.

[Anonymous No.10640556]

so whats /smg/'s pick for the best index?
SP500, The Dow Jones, or Nasdaq ?

also is febuary 2.0 coming next week?

[Anonymous No.10640583]

>>10640556
The dow jones seems to be strangely correlated to the price of Unobtanium. Could there be a relationship between both? Is money flowing from Unobtanium to the dow jones and viceversa?

[Anonymous No.10640599]

>>10640474
holy shit
comfy
remember how we were talking yesterday about big guys memeing on us? i was flipping through the old bread for somethin and look what i just noticed

look at what mooned again for no fucking reason AH >>10637183
FUG
the fire fucking rises

>>10640556
fucking cuck
everyone knows the only correct answer is the chad 2000 index

nice autofib btw ;^)

[Anonymous No.10640661]

>>10637764
sold some of my GALT and bought into PACB, which is working out for me
i bought it at 4.18
i'm not worried about PHO, it's just down because of natural market fluctuations
still waiting for GALT to spike, there's news coming up next week and a potential buyout on the horizon

[Anonymous No.10640675]

>>10640556
the official smg index is of course the DOW
Nothing is more superior than the DOW
It has KO, Visa, and BAC
The Dow will reach 1 million like buffet says

[Anonymous No.10640704]

>>10640599
DIA is better, monthly dividends, and includes juicy defense stocks to boot

>nice autofib btw ;^)
thanks, where you one of the ones who made it for me?
ive had 3 different biz posters code one for me

i still need to update my Fibb EMAs with the new code RKG gave me on election night

[Anonymous No.10640709]

>>10640354
>intradasting about the short term debts. im a newbie w bonds, so i originally thought longterm debt would be the place due to historical data. but the more i research, and the more keynes faggot catchphrase keeps echoing in my head ("in the long run were all fucking fucked"), the more ive been eyeing up notes and bills.

there isn't a whole lot of places for money to hide right now, IMO. makes short-term debt very appealing to me.

>ma nigga. where you been? my whole macro bear call has been based on junk bonds running away from the markets. everyones been lookin at me like i got 3 heads.
>such a ridiculous amount of my portfolio is in longterm puts on corporate debt ETFs. i got a thesis on it desu. since dodd frank, there was a stipulation about corporate debt ETFs being MMd by large banks. namely, they arent allowed to do it anymore. but someone had to, so hedgefags stepped in. but hedgies arent required to provide bids, and definitely fucking wont if (when) those roll over hard. so in the event the assets themselves shit the bed, were gonna see these things gap down to peoples stops/lowball orders. the sudden spike in vol on longterm puts will be YUGE in terms of vega alone.

question: why buy puts on corporate debt vs. other bets you could take on an economic downturn? is it because of the overabundance of corporate debt that I talked about?

because corporate bonds, especially corporate junk, basically track equities.

i'm not asking because this is a quiz, i am just not an options guy and prefer to keep it simple. what's the difference between puts on corporate junk vs. just buying SQQQ or some other nonsense. you like the bet, but not enough to disregard the option premium?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10640723]

>>10640599
WTF. RKG and I talked about it last night and this morning to of all the (((coincidences))) that have happened over the last few months
Spooky. We need to find a really really small, stable stock, meme it and look to the whales for an answer that they are there for a pump

[Anonymous No.10640726]

>>10640709
sorry i fucked that up, are you buying or selling corporate debt puts?

[Anonymous No.10640740]

>>10639901
I'm afraid you all are betting the wrong way on this one

[Anonymous No.10640787]

>>10640675
>coughs furiously and points at pic related
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-UCK

>>10640704
i think i was the first one
but yours looks a bit different from mine desu

>>10640709
personally its a way for me to prepare for the bear w out having a huge drawdown and less chance of getting squeezed, which i fucking hate (not to mention while stonks have been sideways/bull, junk bonds have been bear since feb). plus the snap back from IV being almost nothing (like single digits) up to 30+ w long term puts having such huge vegas (i get 1 vega per %IV move) is a HUGE plus imo. because were not even talking about the deltas ill get if im right about the flash crash on the ETFs

>sorry i fucked that up, are you buying or selling corporate debt puts?
buying
that way im short the ETF, but long the ETFs vol, as well as having a lower cost basis, and more lev than naked short. plus risk is capped at 100%
i hedge w "bullish" stuffs like short VIX and ITM calls on indexes when i see appropriate. but im a total small spec w a small account. im just trying to find a loophole desu. never heard of anyone doing this so at the very least its less crowded than most shorts

>>10640723
lol it seems stupid, but this is definitely a sign imo

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10640832]

>>10640556
Your indexes are like children to me, watch this:


THE
NIFTY
50

[Anonymous No.10640841]

>>10640832
hi notRKG
you are a poor impersonator
dont quit your day job

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10640854]

>>10640832
Post market crash I'm seriously putting cash into an Indian ETF. I hate Pajeets, but that economic growth

[Anonymous No.10640900]

>>10640709
>>10640726
pic related is what tipped me off to all this desu
ive been using an indicator i made to try and trade VIX and short indexes the last two months

i noticed a PERFECT correlation between junk bonds diverging from the indexes, and large VIX spikes/corrections in the indexes

orange lines are points of notable divergence, white bars in the back are VIX (not to scale). HA candles are HYG, and orange line is SPY

[Anonymous No.10640927]

>>10640709
so the "why do this instead of the other" question is basically bcause bond traders are less fucking retarded than equities traders, and are more directly exposed to credit risk, so they tend to sniff it out earlier, and price it in. works on damn near every time frame ive looked at

[Anonymous No.10640946]

yo what the fuck i remembered some guy saying he was going put up a movie night or some shit
did that ever happen?

2scoops is gonna do his podcast but I wanted a financial movie night that shit sounded like fun

[Anonymous No.10640949]

>>10640787


>that color change in pic
thats actually exactly what im trying to get right now, what function causes a line (or all of them) to change colors based on their, what that looks like slope?

https://pastebin.com/QVQf7D2U ?
https://pastebin.com/1sJiAWM9 ?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10640953]

>>10640946
I used to tune in to a public movie night with a mod of /fit/, that was a good time.
I'll start looking for a away

[Anonymous No.10640982]

>>10640949
lol yah that one was definitely me
i told yall to go short turkey lelelelel
here ya go m8
https://ghostbin.com/paste/abfea

[Anonymous No.10640987]

>>10640946
Yeah I thought it was Standstill. He is, as per my roster, a European. Haven’t seen him today, watching a financial themed movie with the boys sounds fun as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10640988]

>>10640832
<3 <3

;)

<3 <3

[Anonymous No.10640991]

>>10640949
theres better ones though that im entirely unsure of how to code, where only PARTS of the lines change colors

look into "guppy" indicators
and ask rkg

[Anonymous No.10641004]

>>10640953
there was some site i stumbled into once called weeb crew
I got no idea what else the site was for but they were hosting a bad movie night and the chat seemed to all know each other
meming about shit and spamming the chat when some bomb collars were going off and when other dumb shit was going on in the movie

was a good night of shitposting

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10641038]

>>10641004
That sounds comfy AF desu.
I'm looking at a bunch of different sites but they won't let me upload and stream local files, it has to be through youtube or something. Gay, we can't upload an entire movie through youtube or we'd get copyright struck

[Anonymous No.10641039]

>>10640982
many thanks you kind generous anan, now i can start making really good synchronized meme lines

[Anonymous No.10641056]

>>10639949
I didn't really suffer damage since I'm almost back to where I sold short but hey might take a look at my options.

[Anonymous No.10641112]

>>10640988
i fucking hated that scene desu
when i was a little kid in like 2nd/3rd grade watching eva the first time i legitimately started yelling at my tv when that happened, and i cried when she got gangfucked to death in EoE

i <3 asuka

80s animes are the only ones ill ever give a fuck about desu

its funny cuz when i got older, i forgot what macross was called, and asked /a/, where coincidentally the meme was always to say that every anime someone was asking about was fuckng robotech lol

>>10641056
do it anyways to twist the knife.
you know hed do it to you m8
fuck him back. he deserves it. fags not playing fair imo

>>10641039
hey, no ones making billions here
im all for the free exchange of ideas and im sure youll hit me back at some point lel

[Anonymous No.10641130]

>>10641112
>80s animes are the only ones ill ever give a fuck about desu
actually scratch that, i fucking loved ghost stories too. but thats more like a satire than anything

[Anonymous No.10641169]

>>10641038
fucking cuckchan
>were gay so every site thats worth a damn is fuckng spam
pic fucking related
ma dude
id do it myself but i dont have any movies on my new comp

we should watch that made for tv movie about enron (crooked E, i think?)

[Anonymous No.10641170]

>>10641112
It was also right before the Saudi sovereign wealth fund news broke. All I could do was laugh. Worst fucking timing for a short entry.

[Anonymous No.10641184]

>>10641170
in this market full of retards, it always is
>t. uberbear

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10641195]

>>10641169
NICE
I'll start getting some finance related movies together.
Big short, that enron, there are some great docs called "American greed"

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10641211]

>>10641169
>>10641195
I'm going to torrent "Dirty Money" right now and maybe we can watch it next week

[Anonymous No.10641221]

>>10641195
theres a made for tv movie on the 08 bailout too thats bretty goofy

[Anonymous No.10641242]

>>10641195
>>10641211
whatever you do, make sure to add greentext to the CSS somehow
its fucking imperative
i cant watch movies on those streaming sites w people without being able to greentext sardonically about how shitty the movie is

[Anonymous No.10641252]

>>10641004
That is a wow classic guild on /vg/ and their discord

[Anonymous No.10641272]

>>10641221
I watched a good documentary on Black Wednesday the other day, it didn’t really get into the whole Joe Lewis/Tavistock thing which is what I really wanted though. It had 90s Soros giving an interview which was pretty good. I think we should watch a funny movie though not a scary one.

[Anonymous No.10641280]

If you set up an AGI to operate in a really high dimensional space then gave it a robot to control in some city it would probably think it's so damn simple walking around.

[Anonymous No.10641298]

>>10641004
i fucking hate movies, but i love spamming w anons about how shitty movies are desu senpai

the old 420chan /1701/tube used to be awesome. theyd stream trek constantly during the week, and on weekends there was some random shitty scifi movie. the way they had it set up was sweet tho, cuz you could stream whichever one you want whenever you wanted. i miss that stuff

>>10641272
lol because you are absolutely not supposed to talk nor know about tavistock at all
goback2bed
>inb4 the thread gets spammed to death w CP

[Anonymous No.10641306]

/g/ here with some Intel dirt. This is more about longterm investment than day trading.

Rumor has it Intel has been over promising Apple about the performance (I.e cooling) of future chips (roadmaps). This wouldn't be surprising from what we already factually know from their failures currently. Won't bore you with the tech, but in business terms Intel thought they could cut staff and budgets while maintaining state of the art R&D.

Apple will be extremely unhappy if they deliver products that overheat and they are big enough to cut ties with Intel and get a competitor to get the job done, Apple won't be bullied by Intel. This wouldn't be new as in 2009 a similar thing happened and there are rumored to be a couple of protype Macs with AMD products. Apple also dumped IBM for not delivering on what they promised as well. This will happen over a period of quarters, maybe even years but you might want to keep an eye on any Intel stock you hold and look into their competitors. Intel is letting down server, gaming, pre-built and server customers down, competitors will fill the void.

If you're feeling frisky and want to take a gamble dump all your Intel stock into AMD stock. But don't listen to some faggot on 4chan about your financial future.

[Anonymous No.10641308]

https://twitter.com/SF_SEC/status/1028038524203872261
Hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.10641334]

>>10637826
I want to hug wendy in my bed and just fucking sleep for 12 hours

[Anonymous No.10641340]

>>10641298
the internet we had just 10 short years ago and the internet we've got now man; the technology got better but the people and laws got shittier
nobody can shoot the shit in a livestream and nobody can watch movies and tv shows with other strangers; the epitome of non-comfy

>>10641211
consider https://vaughnlive.tv

[Anonymous No.10641354]

>>10641195
>Big short, that enron, there are some great docs called "American greed"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Lf8GtMe4M

also Wall Street,
American psycho is fun /smg/ movie
Thank you for smoking is too kind of
Lord of war: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHn1zogeyO4

of course wolf of wallstreet, based on a true story, funded by indonesian corruption

trading places resulted in the SEC making new laws to prevent people from copying the movie for massive gains

30 rock has great gems in it too, from Jack

[Anonymous No.10641365]

>>10641308
fuck me why didnt i buy more TSLA bankruptcy puts?
those things are absolutely NEVER gonna be going for as cheap as i bought em today ever again

>>10641306
intradasting
methinks this is a terrible time overall to be getting into tech desu, but given the clown world timeline, and what you just said, it wouldnt surprise me if INTC goes OTC and AMD goes to 6 gorillion/shr

>>10641340
i know bud
well get it back
the fire rises
first tho, we all have to make it

then we can start influencing legislature w our gambling moneys

[Anonymous No.10641369]

Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses

[Anonymous No.10641389]

>>10641340
The internet is dead. It's now a few big "network channels" like facebook, twitter, youtube, etc for most people. The idea of independent websites is dying and all media is on big sites that just devolve into celebrity copying and trying to make it by getting more followers.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10641431]

If anyone wants to watch a /drug business/ documentary, pic related streaming right now

[Anonymous No.10641432]

>>10641389
>The idea of independent websites is dying and all media is on big sites that just devolve into celebrity copying and trying to make it by getting more followers.
this is exactly why i think, at some point, itll all collapse into itself
it just needs a little help imo
imageboards are invaluable tools to this process

[Anonymous No.10641438]

Using candle stick where or how do I know where I should draw a resistance and support line?

I'm a brainlet uneducated in TA.

[Anonymous No.10641445]

>>10641438
price where the bar is a lot more black than green/red.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641455]

next week will be a good week to open a short strangle on M before earnings. 100% IV

[Anonymous No.10641470]

>>10641306
I have a very bad feeling about amd. that market is ignoring the trade war too much. the only safe stocks are internet stocks right now.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641511]

putting on a short strangle for MU aug 17 at 49/54 is also a good idea

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641520]

GM Sep 21 short strangle @ 33/40 for .50cr is also a good idea

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641535]

DWDP Aug 17 short strangle @ 65/70 for .22cr is yet another good idea

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641548]

JD Aug 17 short strangle @ 33/39 for .52cr is a strong gamble for earnings IV crush 80% chance of profit

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641554]

>>10641548
you can also do Sep 21 @ 32/41 for .72cr

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10641574]

>>10640356
>Catalan girl
Sauce pls. I stole tf out of the pic. Fukken saved.
She was super hot.

>>10641554
Dank.
I have schizophrenia too

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641578]

CSCO Aug 17 short strangle @ 41/46.5 for .34cr
or Sep 21 short strangle @ 41//47 for .72cr
For ER IV crush

[Anonymous No.10641586]

>short strangle
>inverse skip strike butterfly
>iron condor

these options plays sound like anime ultimate moves
are options even worth getting into if they carry a lot of risk and are hard to understand

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641604]

>>10641574
you know i meant for the lurkers and not for myself

>>10641586
they say unlimited risk to scare you into thinking extreme black swan events happen every day. if you're smart about it, you're very unlikely get fucked over by a black swan event.

TGT Sep 21 short strangle @ 75/90 for 1.44cr for yet another ER IV crush is a good idea.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641622]

ATVI Aug 17 short strangle @ 68/73.5 for .38cr is a good expiration play

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641640]

AMAT Aug 17 short strangle @ 45/51.5 for .56cr
Sep 21 short strangle @ 44/52.5 for 1.34cr or @ 42/55 for .68cr
For ER IV crush

[Anonymous No.10641655]

>>10641604
The IV versus real volatility of ER plays has been disproportionately favoring longs. 3-sigma moves and greater are happening much more often than they used to. There is an extremely heavy tail to this that involves huge losses.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641664]

ALL Aug 17 short strangle @ 35.5/39 for .32cr for expiration play or
Sep 21 short strangle @ 33/42 for .60cr for standard play

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641676]

>>10641655
then for ER plays you could just buy premium instead of selling it to avoid large losses

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641692]

>>10641655
you can also define your risk as well with iron condors if you're really that scared

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10641696]

>>10641604
>you know i meant for the lurkers and not for myself
I keep forgetting that people do that.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641709]

INTC Aug 17 short strangle @ 47/50.5 for .22cr for expiration play or
Sep 21 short strangle @ 45/52.5 for .56cr for standard play

[Anonymous No.10641724]

>>10641445
What does this mean?

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641729]

YELP Aug 17 short strangle @ 46/52.5 for .36cr for expiration play or
Sep 21 short strangle @ 43/57.5 for .92cr for standard play
Though this one takes a lot of capital relative to underlying margin requirements

[Anonymous No.10641736]

>>10641604
>>10641622
>>10641640
>>10641664
is this a CODE???
are these all your plays or recommendations and plays you might make monday?

[Anonymous No.10641738]

>>10641724
lel

[Anonymous No.10641750]

>>10641736
>{presses enter}

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641775]

>>10641736
I would make every play if I didn't have all my capital already tied up in other strangles.

[Anonymous No.10641815]

Alright /SMG/ Pick one
>portfolio jumps 300%
>nudes of RKG

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641820]

WMT Aug 17 short strangle @ 85/95 for .75cr for expiration/ ER IV crush or
Sep 21 short strangle @ 82.5/97.5 for .78cr for ER IV crush

[Anonymous No.10641848]

>>10641815
>nudes
I can make 10k in a year, but having confirmation will be a solved case in my book

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10641858]

>>10641815
Nudes, fucking EZ

[Anonymous No.10641859]

>>10641586
options are just as powerful as anime moves, and just as hard to master

[Anonymous No.10641870]

>>10641815
my port is already up 300% this year so nudes

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10641876]

SQ Aug 17 short strangle @ 66.5/75 for .52cr for expiration play

>>10641815
nudes if she got a booty

[Anonymous No.10641880]

>>10641820
>>10641729
>>10641709
>>10641692
>>10641676
>>10641664
>>10641640
>>10641622
>>10641578
>>10641554
>>10641548
>>10641535
>>10641520
>>10641520
>>10641511
>>10641455
god tier

I'll look at everything after slep

[Anonymous No.10641888]

>>10641574
>>Catalan girl
>Sauce pls. I stole tf out of the pic. Fukken saved.
check in archives, reverse image search

[Anonymous No.10641906]

>>10641888
>in
/int/*

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10642026]

>>10641888
she has such a little mouth <3

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10642051]

>>10641888
http://picbear.online/xevtersxx

found sauce btw

[Anonymous No.10642097]

>>10641815
I'm pretty sure RKG is a dude, so I'll take the money.

[Anonymous No.10642175]

>>10642097
right
the risk/reward is all off w the nudes
cash is cash
cmon guys this is easy

[Anonymous No.10642689]

/biz/ movie night's legit
have a good neverending weekend everybody

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10642691]

>>10642097
>not wanting exclucive content the world will never see.
Listen, I don't watch porn anymore, but I still have a folder of the most hard to find, impossibly sourced, desperately needed pornography. I'll stop by gif and they'll talk about how one of the videos was scrubbed from the internet when the respective internet whore decided she didn't want it out there, you can't find it on streaming sites, but I still have it.
Having a nude of RKG would be like having the SMG mona lisa
This is art, frend, art
/end of pasta

[Anonymous No.10642723]

>>10642691
>This is art, frend, art
>art
>in /biz/
>in /smg/

[Anonymous No.10642735]

>>10642689
>>10642691
Luv u frens. The movie was fucked up though, I really really want to watch something more lighthearted

[Anonymous No.10642792]

>>10642175
You forgot to consider who makes up /biz/ and /smg/.

[Anonymous No.10642828]

>>10642792
i did

>>10642735
>watch something more lighthearted
NO
death and money
everyday
till you like it

[Anonymous No.10642847]

Why the fuck is DRUS so cheap
a company that has fingers in the US military
and it's fucking 0.0078
This is impressive in a terrible way

[Anonymous No.10642865]

>>10642847
Still under the radar ?
Or, even if the company is immensely profitable, how I, as a shareholder, am going to benefit from this ? How do I get my share of profits (dividends ? buybacks ?) ?

[Anonymous No.10642931]

>>10642865
>that sentence structure
Either a pajeet or a frog
DRUS is listed in OTCMKTS
buyer beware

[Anonymous No.10643003]

>>10642931
its OTC
look into it ALWAYS
thats a given. but i liked what i saw. sometimes it pays pretty good to be buying a company thats down +90% on the year. they had a lot of r/s, but near as i can tell wont need any more from new contracts

[Anonymous No.10643020]

>>10643003
So buy and wait for it to moon to 3.50 a share?

[Anonymous No.10643023]

>>10642931
>>10643003
Even if the company becomes very profitable, what would make the stock rise in price if no one is willing to pay ?

[Anonymous No.10643049]

>>10643023
>what would make the stock rise in price
by becoming profitable
or
meme magic
choose your poison
>Drone USA, INC. (OTC Markets: TWDLD) (“Drone USA” or the “Company”), a developer and manufacturer of low altitude unmanned aerial vehicles (UAV) and related technologies, today announced that it has changed its name from Texas Wyoming Drilling, Inc. to Drone USA, Inc.
the history of this company is bretty intredasting

[Anonymous No.10643101]

>>10643020
im holding 90k of em desu
its a fun little rollercoaster
ill post short volume tomorrow when it comes out. sometimes itll be 80% on the day and hardly any buys so itll gt crushed. then itll go 400%. very fun to trade imo. been in and out and averaging in since late may i think. and good news keeps coming. total restructuring of biz model, so the volume has stayed great too. no sketchy stuff w the share structure as far as i see either.

check the financials for yourself m8, seems to be trending positive soon. look at the puny mcap, then add all the new contracts and news as you see fit to estimate, and decide yourself. frankly im sick of telling people about it. everyone just whines cuz theyre retarded and dont understand OTC memes. its like an options position. but w no greeks

[Anonymous No.10643109]

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/ceo-letter-to-texas-wyoming-drilling-inc-shareholders-128870383.html
this is from 2011
>vitamin water
>from a mining company
too funny

[Anonymous No.10643168]

>>10643023
>what would make the stock rise in price if no one is willing to pay ?
if it goes profitable back from the brink like this, its all upside, thats why. besides im not "investing" in it, im trading it. it swings around a lot, so i buy it when its low, sit on some, then flip em when it pops every once in a while. then i do it again because theres still volume. the company has surprised me by doing quite well for itself, but ultimately, im there for the trade desu. always dollar cost average or youll want to hang yourself senpai

[Anonymous No.10643288]

>At this time, carrying a capital value in the market of $4.6M, DRUS has virtually no cash on the books, which stands against about $10.6M in total current liabilities. One should also note that debt has been growing over recent quarters. DRUS is pulling in trailing 12-month revenues of $21M. However, the company is seeing declines on the top-line on a quarterly y/y basis, with revenues falling at -18.1%.

[Anonymous No.10643568]

Do firefighters typically stick around a burnt out house for 12+ hours to make sure it's completely burnt out?

[Anonymous No.10644435]

>>10637753
>save money to buy thing that costs X
>buy it on credit and put X in savings-like account
>pay it full on the next month
>i have X.5 now
where's the catch?

[Anonymous No.10644493]

>>10644435
are you certain to gain that X.5 ?
What is the credit's interest rate ?

[Anonymous No.10644508]

>>10644435
Nothing, as long as there is no interest on the credit. Pretty much do this all the time with cash back credit cards for extra gains.

[Anonymous No.10644560]

>>10644493
>are you certain to gain that X.5 ?
I wrote it like that just to point out there is some gain.
>What is the credit's interest rate ?
The rate is zero unless you don't pay it (Brazil).

[Anonymous No.10644589]

>>10644435
>>10644493
>>10644508
My biggest fear is fucking up my finances. I want to try it this month but I have no idea if it will work out for me at all.

[Anonymous No.10644660]

>>10644589
savings accounts give shit returns, "high yield" savings (1.6%) have a maximum number of withdrawals per year. But you can still treat it like a 1 month 0 interest loan.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10644783]

>>10641815
nudes of all names + ratsu
O.O

[Anonymous No.10644847]

>>10644435
Isn't this exactly the same as just buying X and holding it until it gains .5?
The .5 you're getting is the difference between its initial value and the value it has a month later, which is exactly the same as just buying it.

[Standstill No.10644960]

Who's up for a /smg/ themed movie?

[Standstill No.10644977]

>>10644960

https://vaughnlive.tv/plebsandpeasants

Get in here, movie in 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.10644996]

>>10644977
>>https://vaughnlive.tv/plebsandpeasants

>The Wolf of Wall Street
Trading Places fits /smg/ more desu

[Anonymous No.10644998]

>>10644847
>save $ 538 to buy PS4 Pro with 1TB storage
>put the $ 538 into something with 0.08% monthly return
>pay the $ 538 bill fully next month
>still have $ 0.43 in the savings account
The gains increase the longer you keep the money sitting, so if you save $1200 and buy a $1200 product in 12 interest-free installments and put the money in a %1 yearly return savings account you'll have $12 by the end of the year.

If you account for inflation it gets even nicer. Your $1000 in january 2018 is worth only $ 980 (in value) in january 2019 at 2% yearly inflation. So if you put the money into something with correction + minimal return you end up with more value than what you started.

Imagine doing this for an entire lifetime.

[Standstill No.10645004]

>>10644996
>Trading Places
Next time. I have like, 10 movies downloaded, one per week-end

[Harry No.10645458]

>>10637753
who cares about /smg/ on a weekend lol

[Standstill No.10645624]

WTF I hate brokers now

[Anonymous No.10646392]

ty 4 movie. was really pleb though, can't believe everyone was raving about it when it came out.

[Anonymous No.10646431]

A compounding strategy where you only buy bonds that go up in a straight line (USFR, BSJI, FLRT)
All in until +0.10%, sell, re enter

[Anonymous No.10646494]

>predict elon wouldn't say shit for a long time
>still upset he hasn't announced anything
I need more patience badly

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10646649]

IT'S STILL SATURDAY REEEE

[Anonymous No.10646680]

>>10646649
I want Trump to shitpost a Tweetstorm this weekend and make it bleed blood-red all next week.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10646683]

>>10644508
protip: the price you pay at the register has the credit card cash back rewards baked into them, so you're actually not losing as much as you could, rather than making gains (much like how the debit/credit card transaction fees are built into prices)

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10646695]

>>10646680
When the market crashes is when the Dollar moons to 150.

Screencap this post.

[Anonymous No.10646709]

>>10646695
DXY TO 500

[Anonymous No.10646982]

The traffic on BILI is insane and is becoming the next social entertainment giant.

[Anonymous No.10646994]

>>10646683
theres literally no way around this unless you pay by ACH or check and work out a special deal with the merchant. I've bothered doing this once when I bought an FN-15 carbine

[Holdmoar No.10647185]

>>10639238
You are gambling on the two most upward trending but erratic stocks in my portfolio to go down or stay down? Bold move. Well good luck, your going to need it.

[Anonymous No.10647255]

mfw if you lose money on stocks you can sue for it back
based america!

[Anonymous No.10647371]

I have $3000. What's good? Prefer long term buy-and-forget. Already have 10 shares S&P.

[Anonymous No.10647626]

>>10647255
youre suing the 'milk' cartel?
sounds like a good way t end up ded

[Anonymous No.10647664]

>>10647626
newell is not Deans
Also I only lost 99,999 dollars so Im not eligible

[Holdmoar No.10647671]

>>10647255
I'm not an expert but it sounds more like they are suing them for not doing all the proper paperwork and information releasing. Something something false pretenses and security fraud?

[Anonymous No.10647703]

>>10647255
Would this include all those who tried to catch the falling knife between 20170206 and 20180124?

[Anonymous No.10647710]

>>10647371
S&P FOR 20K LOL

[Anonymous No.10647713]

>>10647664
damn
go do a round trip buy and sell for commission on it
that should do it

[Anonymous No.10647731]

>>10647371
$DIV

[Holdmoar No.10647732]

>>10647371
Dr. pepper is the new Ko. They are expanding like gangbusters and will probably continue to do so.

[Anonymous No.10647785]

>>10647255
>based america!
We have too many lawyers.

[Anonymous No.10647858]

how the shit is POST like $90 while KHC and GIS are around 59 and 45 respectively

[Holdmoar No.10647902]

>>10647858
Look at the market caps. Post is only like 6b. While the others are substantial more. Meaning they have more shares at a lower price. Which incidentally is good for them as a business but questionable for share holders.

[Anonymous No.10647909]

>>10647858
post, kellogg, MKC, all rose 17% while gis khc and SJM did nothing
Absolute BULLSHIT. guess which ones I bought? fucking bogs

[Anonymous No.10647924]

Uh what is going on with Elon's Twitter?

[Texas anon No.10647930]

>>10647732
Texas uber alles

[Anonymous No.10647973]

>>10647924
This guy's looney tunes

[Anonymous No.10647976]

>>10647909
they said GIS and KHC were undervalued, man

[Anonymous No.10648146]

He just wants to buy a house or some shit, right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA sell sell sell sell sell

[Anonymous No.10648155]

>>10646982
Reminder that chink users are worth less than cockroaches and their data resale value is basically 0 RMB

[Anonymous No.10648160]

>>10648146
Satch Boogie

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10648166]

>>10648155
why am chink data worthless?

[Anonymous No.10648182]

>>10648155
kek also that person shilling it works for bilibili, he been shilling the same phrases since it was at its peak

[Anonymous No.10648467]

>>10647909
SJM is a damaged stock because of pullback but has good fundamentals. it will take off soon.

[Anonymous No.10648468]

>>10639238
>shorting Zoloft
what the fuck are you doing man

[Anonymous No.10648473]

>>10648467
Yep
I like SJM and GIS because I think they will own the majority of pet food share

[Anonymous No.10648514]

>>10648166
because chinks are soulless who only care about money, rice and dog meat

the majority of them has relatively little disposable income (reminder that the average salary in tier 1 cities is 4000RMB and RMB has been bogged)

If Bilibili is successful, it will be copied, undercut and censored by the competitor's commie buddies

[Anonymous No.10648524]

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/08/blind-item-1_11.html?spref=tw

[Anonymous No.10648525]

>you will never drive a non-shitbox car
Why must it be like this?
Why can't be happy like the normies with two home equity loans, three cars they're still making payments on, five maxed out credit cards and not a worry in the world?

[Anonymous No.10648528]

Can we have a sober discussion on SHOP? I'm very bullish I think it could hit facebook levels of valuation.

[Anonymous No.10648549]

>>10648525
You'll be laughing when you reach the afterlife and they get denied because when Anubis weighs their heart against a feather, their debts will weigh their heart down too much.

[Texas anon No.10648645]

>>10648525
They’re slowly drowning but they’re just really good at hiding it. They also rarely have money to buy anything.
During the flood they setup a supply station where I work. It was funny to watch people driving BMWs and Audis wearing gold chains come through looking for food cause they had no spare cash to buy anything.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10648681]

/smg/ will have another movie night tonight at 10:00pm mountain time.
I'll post link 5 minutes before!

[Texas anon No.10648689]

>>10648681
Where’s the podcast

[Anonymous No.10648715]

4.5 Calls on March 2019 Expiry.
JNJ posted two positions for Solid Tumor Oncology Liasons. Looks like imetelstat trial is going well. Gern gonna moonshot if buyout happens.

[Anonymous No.10648716]

>>10648681
can we watch barbie and the twelve dancing princess? Im not tuning in other wise

[Anonymous No.10648730]

>>10648645
besides, if you drive BMW/Audi/Mercedes but didn't choose the 6-cylinder+ engine, you are basically a poser

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10648732]

>>10648716
We were going to do trading places, but that sounds way better
>>10648689
Working on it right now desu

[Anonymous No.10648735]

>>10648524
Elon was in Vegas, yes, but he was doing a QA session at Defcon

[Anonymous No.10648741]

>>10648716
LONG MAT
(just kidding)

[Anonymous No.10648768]

>>10648741
Nobody buys Mattel toys anymore. Long HAS.

[Anonymous No.10648770]

>>10648715
I think gonna increase my position on JNJ this week
looks like theyre in place to cure everything and solve immortality

>>10648732
Barbie 12 dancing is a fantastic buisness movie, you learn a lot about trust and "power in numbers"

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10648813]

>>10648770
>over two hours long
WTF how much dancing can they cram in this movie??

[Anonymous No.10648835]

>>10648813
12 dancing princesses is one of the greatest movies of all time, Ive seen lots of movies. I promise you wont regret featuring this movie tonight. It will shock you

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10648859]

>>10648835
12 dancing princesses it is

[Anonymous No.10648918]

>>10648859
excellent,
and, we are using Rabbit room, right?

[Anonymous No.10648927]

>>10648813
Look at what the curry niggers can do in their movies

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10648945]

Me cant sit through movies

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10648963]

>>10648918
>>10648927
Using this site

[Anonymous No.10648984]

Fuck yeah.

Movie with my anonymous friends. Don’t even have to wage slave tomorrow either.

Sorry what time?

[Anonymous No.10648985]

>>10648945
dont worry, this is the best movie. Comfy will host a comfy Rabb.it room and it will be great

>>10648963
what is this garbage wheres the rabbit room? its not comfy without a rabbit room

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10648989]

>>10648984
10 pm mountain time

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10648997]

>>10648985
This site doesn't require registration, which will increase viewership!
And you can greentext here.

[Anonymous No.10649003]

>>10648989
stop posting anime faces you insufferable autistic faggot

you need your throat slit

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649010]

>>10649003

[Anonymous No.10649022]

>>10647255
a few years ago the state sued dairy farmers for causing an artificial shortage of milk

they poured millions of gallons of milk that was already made, to cause an artificial shortage (price hike)
anyone who proved that they bought milk during the previous few years was given a free $$$

>>10647626
you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.10649024]

>>10648997
rabit room is the same, but you get a comfy cute rabbit avatar and randomized rabbit related name

but whoaaaaaa Comfy is the big boss
What comfy says goes!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649049]

>>10649024

[Anonymous No.10649053]

>>10649010
okay ugly loser no one likes you

kill yourself worthless faggot

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10649055]

>>10648985
Ok will take suicidal amounts painkillers am doing this

>>10648989
What time is that UTC? am on too many opiates for figuring out atm

>>10649003
THIS!
THIS SO MUCH !!

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10649078]

>>10649003

[Anonymous No.10649089]

>>10648681
>10:00pm mountain time.
>>10648989
>10 pm mountain time

>1am
jesus thats late, even if i dont wageslave tomorrow
thats going to be a slightly empty movie, being such unreasonable hours for anyone not in califoria

[Anonymous No.10649090]

>>10649055
its 9pm pst
midnight est
2 hours after I awke from my bull nap

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10649093]

>>10649003
>>10649003

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649094]

>>10649055
I thought we we're friends, why are you slitting my throat ;-; Also it's 4:00 am UTC

[Anonymous No.10649105]

>>10649078
aspergers

same reason you post them is the same reason your life will always not be worth shit.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649134]

>>10649105
>not liking 2D women
What a sad pleb, probably out chasing 3D roasties

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10649136]

>>10649003
>>10649003
>>10649003

[Anonymous No.10649146]

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10649158]

>>10649105

[Anonymous No.10649165]

>>10649134
>>10649136
>>10649158
aspergers

you guys probably got the living shit beaten out of you in school

[Anonymous No.10649167]

PUT ON SOME DON BLUTH MOVIES LIKE ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10649174]

>>10649134

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649178]

>>10649165
>shit beaten out of you in school
No one touched me because they were afraid I'd become a school shooter.
Fucking normies

[Anonymous No.10649187]

dope. just found out muh show is at a skatepark during the day, so i can call in on scoops thing and we can have movie night again

that was fun

>>10649024
cydoob is aight imo
works right out of the box and we can have gifs and pics as emotes once comf sets some up

its pretty fun
fuck, you can even PM each other

i dunno... it just works
we had fun last night
you should come

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10649188]

>>10649178
Dank anime gril, fren

Also,
>>10649165

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649200]

>>10649188
You have patrician taste my friend
When is your stream?

[Anonymous No.10649202]

>>10649178
instead they humiliated you so much your mind deteriorated to the point where you think it's cool to post anime faces

truly a fucking loser who doesn't deserve to breathe. hope someone kills you soon.

>>10649188
both of you

[Anonymous No.10649208]

>>10649165
REEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMALFAGS OUT

tho desu i only give a shit about 80s animes and think pretty much all others are total unredeemable garbage

but im not autistic to bitch about it anonymously online

[Anonymous No.10649213]

>>10649208
>I'm autistic for calling actually autism-riddled dopey neet faggots autistic

no, lol

[Anonymous No.10649217]

>>10649202
goback2reddit or FB or discord or wherever you came from nigger
ur kind aint welcome around here

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10649223]

>>10649055
>TFW you will never bend your waifu, RKG, over and rape her with a fork before skinning her alive with a potato peeler
Why. Even. Live.
Anybody else E R E C T right now?

[Anonymous No.10649224]

>>10649187
as long as its 12 dancing princesses, me and rkg will be there

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649226]

>>10649202
>mfw big fag guy is too much of a pussy to use his trip to talk shit

[Anonymous No.10649227]

>>10649213
on fucking 4chan?
you definitely are, faggot

this site is FOR the autistic
git REKT

[Anonymous No.10649230]

>>10649226
where do you live?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649240]

>>10649230
Ur mommies asshole
I live off tyrones cummies

[Anonymous No.10649247]

>>10649240
that's what I thought

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10649256]

>>10649226
>Dank Wendy
Have a (you)

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649257]

>>10649247
You seem upset, fren
Maybe take a deep breath before posting next time!

[Anonymous No.10649262]

>>10649257
you're a loser

[Anonymous No.10649285]

>>10649262
ur spamming a fuckng weeekend /smg/ bread
dont you got anything better to do?
no?
then ur life prolly a shit too

walk on
you aint gonna win this battle


POWER OF AUTISM > POWER OF WHINING

[Anonymous No.10649299]

>>10649285
better than yours you ugly neets just need an upset or two every now and again to remind you you're the bottom

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649307]

New bread
>>10649296
>>10649296
>>10649296

>>10649299
>mfw he doesn't realize the last year of my life has been the best and how unironically happy I am
SAD

[Anonymous No.10649324]

>>10649223
i am FULL MAST over the shit the SEC twitter has been posting
E L O N a going to jail
he will have an E L O N G A T E D sentence from what hear

>>10649299
>upset
look in a mirror nigger
idc what anyone posts. couldnt imagine giving a shit. meanwhile, youre here, when the markets closed, bitching at NEETs because theyre having fun
teh only one upset is you, im just pulling at your autism

SAD

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649332]

>>10649324
It's Big Fag 5 posting this, it's his way of coping for ruining his own life

[Anonymous No.10649339]

>>10649307
>mfw he doesn't realize the last year of my life has been the best and how unironically happy I am
yea its fun when ya got a good crew like this desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10649354]

>>10649307
nah you're an ugly loser

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10649355]

>>10649339
Love you bby <3
We're all going to make it

[Anonymous No.10649371]

>>10649355 (chegged)
correct

[Anonymous No.10649493]

OOOOH

i almost forgot
have you guys ever played wall street raider??
its an old 90s shareware game, but the guy who made it is autistic and has updated it since then. so its actually pretty fleshed out

but the thing is...
THERES MULTIPLAYER. we could host on some shitty serb if anyones got one laying around. its prolly not a very hard game to host given how its 90s as fuck and is all menu based. then we could all pirate it and play against each other (or in teams or fun shit like that. hedgefund v hedgefund sounds cool imo). this addresses the problem of not being able to trade on the weekend