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[Anonymous No.10617756]

How do we invest in hapa families?
There is a huge hapa baby boom bubble forming. Buy now or stay poor.

[Anonymous No.10617810]

Bump

[Anonymous No.10618469]

Asians from asian countries are fucking weird and all the American asians are all mental illness factories

[Anonymous No.10618476]

>>10618469
this but they still make my peepee big

natural asians of course, not those vile asian american creaturas

[Anonymous No.10618491]

>>10618476
>they still make my peepee big, natural asians of course
this

[Anonymous No.10618501]

Hapas are great unless the parents are the typical fat ugly rich white dude with a trophy wife.

[Anonymous No.10618611]

>work as what basically amounts to security guard at my Uni
>this chinese grad student calls in on a weekly basis threatening to kill herself two summers ago
>end up getting to know her through this
>tells me she needs to talk about something
>run this by my boss and he said it's ok to meet her at this pub if i keep it professional
>meet her at bar and she's dressed up and obviously views it as a date
>be khhv at the time and just awkwardly sit there
>make awkward small talk where she pretty blatantly says she's single and wants a boyfriend
>shows me her chinese ex in china and talks about how hot he was
>ok.jpg
>end up leaving and see i finally have the opportunity to lose my vcard to an obese chinese woman
>im ok with this
>grab wine on the way out of campustown
>go to the park
>she scoots towards me and starts chainsmoking
>i dont make a move and then she just starts making out with me while smoking
>as gross as it sounds but whatever I lost my lip virginity
>mentions i'm really bad at kissing and that she thought Americans were supposed to be good lovers
>starts going to tonwn on my nipples for some reason (I've noticed asians do this a lot, why?)
>literally asks to see my dick because she's never seen a non chinese one
>get succ, while shes smoking cigarettes
>straight up offers to have sex with me if I go on 5 dates with her and skype her parents
>say sure
>later decide i dont want to fuck with this level of crazy (shes not remotely attractive either)
>ghost her
>get a text every day eventually lowering her offer to 2 dates
>texts me her whole lifestory and how she feels so lonely without a bf
>block her number
>freak out for a few weeks because what I did was very unprofessional
>having sexual relations with a girl i only know because she calls the police station to kill herself on a weekly basis
Ended up losing my virginity a few months ago to a girl I actually really like, so it all worked out in the end.

[Anonymous No.10618691]

>>10618611
>Ended up losing my virginity a few months ago to a girl I actually really like, so it all worked out in the end.
In a silly way I'm proud of you anon. I saved my own vcard to find someone I like, not just one night stand, and maybe it was worth it.

Also please don't ghost people, even if she sounds not so nice, it goes far to threat people with little respect. Just tell her honestly.

[Anonymous No.10618705]

>>10618611
Good story
Good corresponding Pepe
Good post anon 8/10

[Anonymous No.10618744]

>>10618611
9/10 didn't set off my LARPdar

[Anonymous No.10618748]

FacialAbuse.com for the girls and firearms/school shooting kits for the boys.

[Anonymous No.10619706]

Buy stocks in:
Starbucks
BMW
Lotery
Self-help book publishers
Guns manufacturer.

Short companies who do insurence for schools, colleges, coffeshops and fraternities/sororities

[Anonymous No.10619788]

>>10618469
this. all the asian girls on campus i met were giant cunts. It wasnt till i talked to actual asian girls from asia did i realize that asian girls are just as nice as any other girl, its only the american asian girls who are awful.

I think the reason is because a lot of them were straight A+ freaks in their highschool; separated from everyone else. Only .0001% of asian girls from their country get to study in america. The American born asian girls are cunts, because their whole life they had sort of a "princess" syndrome, for being born asian but being raised predominantly white

[Anonymous No.10620789]

>>10619788

Or the more likely that they are American so therefore obnoxious women who forgot what it means to be attractive to men. I hate asian American women and I am married to an asian born asian. The problem is American culture man...