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[Anonymous No.10604897]

How can i avoid getting emotional with the roasties at work?
i've lived my whole life in absolute total isolation from girls, always avoided them like the plague.
but now i got hired at a very high ranked prestigious company that i like, which has some work-oriented single assertive roasties that aren't afraid to get 1 feet away from you for small talk while looking you square in the eyes.
makes me feel weird as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10604921]

>>10604897
grow up pussy

[Anonymous No.10604932]

>>10604897
Tell them to stay away.

[Anonymous No.10604954]

>>10604897
Make small talk with them, but never go further. If you totally ignore them, they will get you fired (see: https://archive.is/Lz0Pg).). Also, emasculate yourself a little and always present yourself as the perfect gentleman without trying to begin anything romantic. That way, they will not see you as a threat or 'creepy' and will leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.10604962]

>>10604897
Don't hold back, they are going to make it very easy for you that way.

[Anonymous No.10604973]

>>10604897
Tell them they have cooties and would prefer for them to stay away

[Anonymous No.10604984]

rape one of them to send a signal that you aren't to be messed with

[Anonymous No.10605080]

>>10604897
>i got hired at a very high ranked prestigious company
An incel low self esteem shut in like you doesn't fit the profile of someone who works at Goldman Sachs et al.

[Anonymous No.10605345]

>>10604954
This
The perfect gentleman, but not the supreme gentleman

[Anonymous No.10605436]

>>10604984
this

[Anonymous No.10605478]

>>10604984
based AND redpilled

[Anonymous No.10605487]

>>10604897
just grab em by the pussy

[Anonymous No.10605503]

make them think you're gay

[Anonymous No.10605584]

>>10604897
>How can i avoid getting emotional with the roasties at work?
Best to start a primary prevention
Avoid work
Avoid workplace with roasties

You get emotional - you are creep
You dont care about roasties - you will get fired

[Anonymous No.10605628]

>>10604954
>https://archive.is/Lz0Pg
HAHA that leddit post is insane. thx for the laughs

[Anonymous No.10605703]

Tell them you have social anxiety (you clearly do) but yeah try to be cool about it

[Anonymous No.10605823]

Stop showering for a week and they'll leave you alone

[Anonymous No.10605948]

>>10604954
This, basically be gay. It’s all about your threat level. Cover two bases:
>1 your threat to them as a competitive woman.
What I mean by this is, are you more desirable to other women who they are mentally competing with? Do they see you as a trophy? That is a risk
>your threat to them personally
Ie, if you’re below their standards and show interest you are comprimising their self image. If you’re above and don’t show any interest you’re comprimising their self image.

[Anonymous No.10606071]

>>10604897
be really nice to them. it will turn them off.

[Anonymous No.10606349]

>>10604897
Muh nigga
I don't have a prestigious job but definitely have some nice brappers walk through.
Always been passive and self defeating regarding women.

Trying not to be anymore, these bitches deserve my cock. I see them dating these goofies that live at the complex. But they still show signs of wanting my dick, very.... obvious signs sometimes.

No more mr nice beta boy, i'm taking what's mine. Whether they are single or not

[Anonymous No.10606497]

>>10604984
hahahahahaha very naice sir

[Anonymous No.10606517]

>>10604897
that's the culture, my nigger
don't get violent, don't get offended, don't even flinch, don't show weakness, don't even scrunch your eyebrows.
What car do they drive? What mainstream shit do they have?
If some roastie tells you he's got a mitsubishi, tell him you're gonna get a non ricer van where maybe someone's daughter or wife is gonna end up being the party in your van.
They prefer some white girl up their nose? Tell them you can afford better drugs out there and I don't like being ripped off for a short high.
They listen to mainstream stuff on the radio? Tell them you don't have any fascination for gay boybands.

Be assertive. You have to adapt too, right? If you got in, that means you're special enough to not have to copy someone's elses work to for a paycheck. Have low esteem in everyone else, anon. You're working hard, so people can suck your dick.

[Anonymous No.10606550]

>>10606517
You're proud of your skill, then you shouldn't be too worried about your preppy co-workers. Just be chill.

[Anonymous No.10606593]

>>10604897
Have you considered just being nice to them while trying not to be autistic?

This shit isn't really that difficult

[Anonymous No.10606618]

>>10604954
Treat them like ladies, unironically. Don't dive too deep into shit since they aren't capable to follow you.

[Anonymous No.10606624]

>>10606593
i've never dealt with women before
so having being all bubbly towards me in an overly professional environment ticks me

[Anonymous No.10606633]

>>10604984
Based And Redpilled

[Anonymous No.10606736]

>>10604897
Take partner-dancing lessons. Salsa or bachata are my favourites

[Anonymous No.10606885]

>>10606624
Average conversation is just like you'd do with anyone else. Women don't really act "professional" like men do, "Professional" to a woman just means "Don't act like a child and be friendly", where as to a man it's "Get your work done, be respectable, and also be ready to handle any problems if needed."

Polite simple conversations should be enough. Just try to remember all of their names. Every conversation should be as follows:
>Hello Anon
>Hey Anonette, how are you?
>At this point she'll say something noncommittal yet positive like "I'm doing alright" or "Things are going pretty okay"
>Respond with something also positive but also open-ended enough for them to continue if they want. "Sounds like today wasn't that busy." Or "Looks like we're going to have a good week."
>At this point she'll either continue or try to break off, if she continues just let her talk while seemingly like you're mildly interested in what they have to say. Throw in random acknowledgements to make it seem like you're listening (Or you know, actually listen and comment.)
>If she breaks away resume work, don't say goodbye or anything like an autist.

I can't believe I actually had to type all this shit out.

[Anonymous No.10606982]

>>10606885
>that conversation
I know this is autistic but the sheer banality of it just drives me crazy sometimes. It's like I'm talking to an npc and I just want to hit 'skip'

[Anonymous No.10607021]

>>10604897
>assertive roasties that aren't afraid to get 1 feet away from you for small talk while looking you square in the eyes

#metoo them

https://reason.com/blog/2018/05/11/cincinnati-rape-title-ix-doe-roe-sex

[Anonymous No.10607048]

>>10606517
what are you smoking and where can I get some?

[Anonymous No.10607237]

>>10606982
Most people are NPC’s anon the longer I’m involved in white collar wage cuckery the more I feel like I’m becoming an NPC. I recently started drinking again and caught myself almost automatically saying “hey what’s going on?” Whenever answering the phone or passing someone in the office even when I subconsciously try to use a different phrase so I don’t come off as too robotic. It’s scary, I didn’t used to be like this.

[Anonymous No.10607323]

>>10604897
>Intimidated by normal social interaction

Jesus fuck grow some balls and learn to act like a fucking real person you absolute faggot holy shit

[Anonymous No.10607339]

>>10606885
thanks for this mate
but why not say goodbye?
also if i was friendly and 'listened' to their stuff wouldn't they want to talk and connect even more?
don't want to start turning them down if they offer to add my phone number and such.

[Anonymous No.10607354]

>>10607323
>learn to act like a fucking real person
i'm a robot by design, i'm trying to learn how to cope with the normies day by day.

[Anonymous No.10607390]

>>10606885
This . Ive memorized some responses and questions and learned certain emotive expressions that normal people do. I have to remember people dont like anything unconventional. If there are long get togethers i become exhausted from having to keep it up. I wont become ceo but so far not too wierd to get fired

[Anonymous No.10607482]

>>10604897
Get one of these vests and wear it around the office

[Anonymous No.10607650]

>>10604897
Anon, you need to be a bachelor. Be presentable, and make light talk. The bitches will make life bad for you if they don’t like the man.
Your the big dick now and you need give them cock.
Make the women beneficial to you.
Sincerely-
Chad

[Anonymous No.10607698]

>>10607650
fuck yeah i'm the big gorilla dick daddy and if they don't give me their pussy i may kill them

[Anonymous No.10607733]

To be honest attractive women scare me because their egos are so huge. Ugly women have big egos too, but I can generally handle myself around them. I'm also scared by men who have big egos. Basically anyone who has some sort of power of over me, whether sexual or law or employment or whatever scares me and I try to avoid them whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.10607875]

>>10604954
>>10605345
>>10605948
Fucking pussies, jesus christ

>>10604897
Just talk to them you retard. These girls arent into you and they're definitely used to overpowering men. Just learn from them, dont hit on them like a creep, and make sure not to get bullied