/smg/ - Stock Market General

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600666]

I made this thread because of a mean Anon edition

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Previous thread: >>10595963

[Anonymous No.10600678]

>>10600666
>full house satan trips
red day gonfirmed

[Anonymous No.10600691]

>>10600665
the thing is, Ive traded the ZAR 2016-2017, Ive been seeing these stories forever
I understand the zar is effected, but the market seems to be invest able and not good for a short in my opinion

[Anonymous No.10600703]

>>10600666
hellO?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600709]

>mfw I just want to buy high dividend index funds but the market won't crash

[Anonymous No.10600723]

>>10600709
>"muh market wont crash"
>at least half of the sp500 has been underwater for years, with plenty of dividend stocks at 5 year lows

Dumbfy confirmed

[Anonymous No.10600725]

Will HMNY ever get back to 97,000?

[Anonymous No.10600730]

>>10600725
yes, but DRYS will recover to $60,000,000 first

[Anonymous No.10600747]

Should I sell my AMD tomorrow or hold? /g/ says that's killing their competition in but /biz/ keeps saying sell

[Anonymous No.10600751]

>>10600730
Also I'm in INPX They just had block chain news I'm waiting for 430,000 to sell.

[Anonymous No.10600757]

>>10600747
https://semiaccurate.com/2018/08/07/intel-has-no-chance-in-servers-and-they-know-it/

[Anonymous No.10600783]

>>10600751
ORIG will hit $400,000 once more in the coming months

[Anonymous No.10600792]

what will you tell your are kids you didnt invest in the milk monopoly at 10 year lows

[Anonymous No.10600799]

>>10600691
>Ive been seeing these stories forever
me too, my fren
unironically, this time its different
zuma is more retarded than anyone could have possibly imagined. he is moving quickly and desperately. hes been supplying lv1 machete bandit parties w literal military grade frequency jammers because he knows no one in the whole world will stop him. they had a problem tho, because whites in SA are prepared and wont hesitate to kill people trying to ransack their homes/rape and kill their families. so he dealt w that last week in the most hamfisted way possible. by making it illegal for white farmers to defend their land. that way, the whites either get killed, or they kill the kaffir and then the ANC brings in the army. legally.

desu, i dont even know WHY hes trying to do this. i now he knows just as well as anyone else that his people cant into agriculture. the only thing i can think of is that he wants more land to try and sell off to the chinese.

i talk to the saffers as much as i can, online and otherwise. their reality scares the shit out of me desu. i dont see why theyd be making all this shit up. and the more i dig into it, the more their whole market/economy stinks to high hell of the kind of corruption/backhanded deals that everyone seems to think china is up to

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10600814]

>>10600792
i can't believe i sold my puts too early on that i knew that shit was a garbage fucking stock being shilled here

[Anonymous No.10600819]

>>10600792
lol its not milk tho

[Anonymous No.10600824]

>>10600453
Gomfy that pic explicitly ADVOCATES for the ideals that moloch stands for. Esoteric Thielism, Basilisks, Xenoplhlia? I do kind of enjoy deep ecology on some level, Linkola was a comfy motherfucker

[Anonymous No.10600836]

>>10600814
epic

[Anonymous No.10600838]

>>10600814
its gonna swing back up to 10 or your money back

[sag.e No.10600851]

Tripfags have ruined these threads

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10600853]

>>10600836
i'm sorry did i ever bash DF in here? I have plenty of positions i never talk about itt. I made money on being bearish on DF so why did you underline that part? very curious what the point of this post is..

[Anonymous No.10600864]

>>10600853
are you braindamaged or what

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10600871]

>>10600864
Yes. please exlpain.

>>10600838
idk man i feel like it'll need some really good news to get back up to 10.. do you think it'll have that good news before now and next er?

[Anonymous No.10600878]

>>10600838
>or your money back
lol whos gonna do that? the SIPC? im not sure they insure against retardation...

>>10600824
theres only one way through the kali yuga

>>10600864
its gotta be the xannies desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10600899]

>>10600871
I think milk is just extremely cyclical consumer for some reason. All of the sector was pushed down, so I feel this range will hold being at 10 year lows

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600931]

>>10600824
I don't agree with everything on the right side of the photo, but knowing that they exist and are currently """"in circulation"""" is important. Deep ecology is the best thing.
>>10600838
Based, buying Deans foods with my SNAP gains tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10600934]

>>10600878
I know. It just makes me a little sad sometimes. Can't have one without the other though, obviously.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10600940]

>>10600931
>Based, buying Deans foods with my SNAP gains tomorrow
why would it go up anytime soon?

[Anonymous No.10600944]

>>10600666
>>10600465

What are some good alt energy stocks? Let's say I thought this year was oil's last hurrah.

[Anonymous No.10600945]

>>10600878
>the SipC

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600951]

>>10600940
Because the cute anime girl told me so, dummy

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10600956]

>>10600951
no but seriously.. why would it go up anytime soon?

I'm very curious to know.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600966]

>>10600956
Well right now I'm trying to find accurate P/E, PEG and PB data, but I'll probably do that tomorrow morning because I'm tired.
It has a healthy dividend, which is nice and makes it cozy.
I'm not looking for a quick trade, it might be a good hold if it has good fundamental stats, which I'm unsure of right now (because apparently all statistics are wrong)

[Anonymous No.10600988]

>>10600966
white gold' isnt a meme

[Anonymous No.10601013]

>>10600899
>milk
there you go again

>>10600934
frankly, im glad. ive been steeped so heavily in discord for my whole life that i couldnt even imagine a world where it was any other way

tho i have to admit, id really like to see the transition into the satya yuga. if only to see rama and all the boys do their crazy spaceship battles.

are you the guy always posting nick land?

[Anonymous No.10601029]

You remember when RKG Fan killed himself earlier today after shorting snap? Im still laughing
Another small spec bites the dust, and another point to the golden bull team

[Anonymous No.10601041]

>>10600944
>Let's say I thought this year was oil's last hurrah.
id disagree w you, but that all depends on some very complicated geopolitical jargon and i should prolly go to bed desu

but as for alt energies? solar. shit has come a long ways in the past few years towards becoming insanely profitable. of course oil money is suppressing it, and will continue to until their last dying breath, but even still, they cant keep it down forever.

as for longterm, tho i have no idea if any publicly traded company for it exists, tidal power. tidal power will be fucking HUGE for every major coastal city 50 years from now

[Anonymous No.10601045]

>>10601013
Oh fuck I've been found out. Yeah that's me. I'm real drunk right now, I haven't hidden my power level.

[Anonymous No.10601051]

>>10601029
>mfw SNAP falls 15% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10601059]

>>10601051

[Anonymous No.10601070]

>>10601029
>RKG Fan killed himself earlier today after shorting snap?
lol

>>10601045
>haven't hidden my power level.
why contain it?

>>10601059
did you HODL?
or just take it?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10601072]

>>10600666
I got satan trips in an OP one time too!!!

[Anonymous No.10601103]

>>10601070
[no spoilers on /biz/] I'm also the Chili's/Macaroni Grill dingposter, I'd like to keep at least a little coagula here [no spoilers]
>>10601072
I luv that gif fren

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10601119]

I am very conflicted. Do I buy a put or a call on Roku? On one hand they're growth looks very nice, on the other hand growth is getting btfo'd right now. They have absolutely no debt, but that's not going to move their price. They seem to be very overpriced. It doesn't matter boys, it's not about what I think or do. It's about doing the opposite of what I do. So maybe I just do whatever I think is the wrong move and I can win, but if I think it is the right move what teh fuck doeiajpsdiofajperojfaopwdjifopierjfiopjer

[Anonymous No.10601123]

>>10601070

[Anonymous No.10601136]

WE ARE THE BULLS

[Anonymous No.10601149]

>>10601103
i know
you also post really good arts all the time
but dont worry, its not you being sloppy
my third eye is the only one i have left

>>10601123
>>10601136
it only takes a couple days to wipe out a whole year of gains. i dont think its just yet, but it will happen

[Anonymous No.10601165]

>>10601149
By becoming a golden Bull, this is one of the few (if not only) opportunity in life to have pure unbridled ecstasy for eternity. Nothing will ever pump your money and ego like the golden bull, no breaks, absolute euphoria
Just buy it

[Anonymous No.10601175]

Who is pumping tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10601179]

>>10601149

Nice choice of artwork sir

[Anonymous No.10601187]

>>10601165
>pure unbridled ecstasy for eternity
>no breaks, absolute euphoria
i tried that before
it nearly killed me
and when i woke up, i found many of my friends dead from it

i dont chase anymore
i wait

>>10601179
>pic related UUUU

[Anonymous No.10601238]

>>10600747
SELL AMD
BE A GOOD GOY AND SELL AMD

[Anonymous No.10601274]

>>10601187
this has no side effects, its like Orgasm 24/7 hours per day, no human should be allowed to feel this pleasure, but then I remember very few are golden bulls themselves, and I realize it was good

[Anonymous No.10601299]

>>10601274
theres no free lunch
weve had our canary in the coalmine already
its just a waiting game now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlVKzICRc3c

[Anonymous No.10601332]

>>10601299
Where are my bulls then? Tell me where my bulls are, because I dont see any

Im the only one, the last golden bull . Theres no shoehine people, banks are buying from themselves, and Im reaping the rewards before it has even gotten started!

[Anonymous No.10601454]

>>10601332
>Where are my bulls then?
most of the folks here are bulls desu
>Theres no shoehine people
im afraid the existence of places like this, r/wsb, and the popularity of commission free brokerages like RH screams otherwise. to say nothing of the "urban youths" now coming in

youre right to take advantage of the run rn, but i know this isnt the time to be going long for 10+ years, unless you have IRON fucking hands. and i dont.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtuuTSIZWPs

[Anonymous No.10601568]

>>10601332
Wouldn't a perpetual bullmarket just cause inflation?

[Anonymous No.10601704]

>>10601568
hence why the FED started QT to cap it for now
and hence why they will continue their tightening policy, even if it means a corporate credit crunch. we had to trim the fat somehow. the market and its participants have become complacent and one sided. theyre hesitant to price in the reality:
many of these big companies that couldnt turn a profit during the free infinite money glitch, will now have to pay the piper.

never say never to always

[Anonymous No.10601833]

Give me a quick rundown on TSLA, is Elon really gonna take it private?
>inb4 just a good'ol pump and dump to avoid margin calls

[Anonymous No.10601884]

>>10601833
Nobody knows for sure
That's why the closing price is only $380 senpai

[Anonymous No.10601889]

Who else gambling with HMNY today?

[Anonymous No.10601979]

>>10601889
Best meme stock
I'd settle for breaking even

[Anonymous No.10602031]

Rememeber that today is the international day of CAT...

[Anonymous No.10602093]

best android app for paper trading?

tired of shitcoins

Just dipping my toes in, wanna see how much of a scam the stocks are

[Anonymous No.10602431]

Funding secured.

[Anonymous No.10602435]

>>10600792
ABT has been on the up and up since like inception. This is bait for dumps. I understand now most anon posters with proposals are here to meme pump and dumps.

[Anonymous No.10602442]

>>10600666
is anyone talking about s&p500 double topping yet?

[Anonymous No.10602519]

>>10601889
Eh no thanks, ill just stick to selling calls. It's the only strat that works for me cause im a bitch.

[Anonymous No.10602649]

>>10602519
If you can't beat the jew...
BECOME TEH JEW !!!

[Anonymous No.10602716]

>>10601889
not when there are much less riskier penny stocks to bet on

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10602718]

NUUUU OBSESSED YOU CAN COME HOME NOW YPU NOT LISE ALL MONEY NUUUU

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10602727]

>>10602442
Yes kek that huge meme with shorts atm

[Standstill No.10602736]

>>10602718
Stupid sexy Mokou

Also, I'm about to dump 2k on Adobe

[Anonymous No.10602739]

Watching shorts trying to escape TSLA 380 is going to be fun today.

[Standstill No.10602748]

>>10602739
I'm actually very sorry for not believing in Elon.
The madman is an absolute genius, literally swaying the market with a single word.

>DUDES LMAO BUY I SWEAR WE'RE GONNA BUY THE STOCKS BACK AT 420

[Anonymous No.10602760]

>>10602718
>>10602727
But which one is the real RKG?

[Anonymous No.10602774]

Also the amazing cope on twitter and stocktwits. Absolute carnage. When I had a messed up trade earlier this year, I immediately cut, sold, and gave up. No arguing with the market. It seems like the remaining shorts are going to argue until forced to cover.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10602827]

>>10602736
>

>>10602760
at this point what difference does it make!?

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10602900]

China imposing tariffs on US goods starting Aug 23rd. Futures slide.

We red day boys.

[Anonymous No.10602930]

>>10602827
No! RKG is the one and only official waifu(male) of /smg/.

[Anonymous No.10602959]

I'm so poor...I work 12 hours a day.
27 and going back to school to finish my associates. Maybe one day I'll own a farm and wake up to the beautiful sun and my tulpa

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10602967]

CHINA GOVT SAYS CARS AND BICYCLES ALSO AMONG U.S. PRODUCTS SUBJECT TO TARIFFS

[Anonymous No.10602981]

>>10602900
>>10602967
Nobody gives a shit
Come back when we decide to do Nanjing 2.0 and send nukes flying to Beijing

[Standstill No.10602985]

>>10602959
>my tulpa
Which emotion did you use to create your tulpa.

[Anonymous No.10603019]

>>10602985
Emotion?
I didn't use any. Shes been around me for three years. I love her more than anything

[Anonymous No.10603038]

>>10602981
>the world's biggest economy is having a trade war with the second biggest economy
> nobody cares

I think you need to go back to pol if you don't want to discuss business and finance but rather spew memes.

[Anonymous No.10603049]

>>10602031
i <3 kittyz

>>10602981
as a virulent antiwar fag, i fully support a land invasion of china.
calling up the nearest recruitment center as we speak

[Anonymous No.10603128]

>>10601833
Yes.

[Anonymous No.10603159]

“We think some shareholders may demand a steeper premium than the $420 mark, and we think shares could move higher as shorts cover and investors demand a higher price to go private,” said analysts Ben Kallo and David Katter, in a note to clients. “We view the risk/reward as extremely favorable at current levels.”

The Baird analysts argue that there is more flexibility for Tesla with finding sources of capital if it doesn’t go private, while investors will benefit from added liquidity and oversight requirements of a non-private Tesla.

[Anonymous No.10603163]

>>10602967
i cant wait for them to be stuck buying/using exclusively their own cheap, chinkshit garbage. imagine them trying to continue their "fake-their-GDP-by-backing-it-with-janky-ass-infrastructure-projects" with a bunch of chinkshit garbage construction equipment.

were gonna see a lot of collapsed buildings desu senpaitachi

>>10602930
>RKG is the one and only official waifu(male) of /smg/.
lol
>tfw we actually have an irl tarp waifu, shes here, and she hates ORKGF
please tell me you at least held your SNAP short? payday is today. id be upset seeing you get "baggy'D"

>>10601833
what he said >>10603128

also
ive explained this dozens of times already this year. its up to YOU to remember

[Anonymous No.10603179]

>>10603038
Really nobody cares
Market has kneejerk reaction at first
Then US equities moon
Chink markets get rekt

The chinks barely buy anything from the USA anyway

[Anonymous No.10603191]

>>10603179
Pretty much. Others will pick up slack rather fast. The big thing is just worrying about over-exposed companies to China. As a % of economy it's not big compared to pain china will face.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10603203]

>>10603038
they gonna have pull out big guns for people to car, right now am basically flirting stage of warfare

>>10603163
>ORKGF
>ork'd GF

[Anonymous No.10603216]

>>10603179
that was last weeks script
dont tell me you didnt read through this weeks script?
come now, anon
ill give you a hint:
even the chinese know they cant build their infrastructure w chink-knockoff brand equipment

[Anonymous No.10603222]

what are some non meme stocks i can dump $500 of my paycheck into every week?

[Anonymous No.10603223]

All my life I've always had the soul of a jester.

The funniest person in the room.

Class clown

Always insanely talented and gifted with the art of making people laugh. But it's made me resentful of humanity and them. I stay alone in my room reading and repressing my natural funny ways to live a life of darkness. Humanity doesn't deserve to laugh anyway hahah they deserve suffering AND MISERY HEHEHEHHAHAHA

Anyway..my question is this...how do I legitimately soul bond with the spirit of the jester? I always naturally did this anyway...

Excuse the kefka Palazzo. He's the only real jester I can think of in Jewish media

I'm going to make a book of shadows grimoire and it'll just be my standup comedy jokes. Since I'm the jester and the life of the party and the fool why wouldn't comedy be my greatest tool in the warlocks belt hehehehehehe

[Anonymous No.10603282]

Kraft Heinz is back to 59 god damnit

[Holdmoar No.10603305]

>>10603282
Yeah, it hurts, but I was planning on holding long on them anyways so I'm just going to pretend that it doesn't exist.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10603307]

>>10603282
>GPRO has kept 12% out of it 21% gains
there no anime girl smug enough for this

[Anonymous No.10603319]

If you had to pick between eBay or Micron, which would you invest in?

[Holdmoar No.10603326]

>>10603319
Micron, but I'd wait a bit longer, like at least until it has one day where it isn't falling :(

[Anonymous No.10603327]

Tesla board said they have been in on going private for a week now.

[Anonymous No.10603343]

>>10603223
Dat laugh tho

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603346]

>>10603163
>>10602930
If he didn't sell tomorrow before close he still has it. Options don't trade AH. It didn't sound like he sold it.

[Anonymous No.10603357]

>>10603222
SPY
DIA
LMT
BA
HON
WM

[Anonymous No.10603379]

>>10600666
I'm depressed and my portfolios in the red. Not much to do from here.

Let me have it boys, give me one last meme to buy.

[Anonymous No.10603389]

>>10603223
based

[Anonymous No.10603397]

>>10603379
tsla seems good if it opens under 380
Sell 420 covered calls on it.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603402]

>Worry about IV crush all week, change position to counter
>IV is showing increase on both put and call, call significantly

Will see how much it drops at open... If anything it should be about 13%at most

[Anonymous No.10603404]

>>10603379
Home Depot earnings soon

Throw it on some atm options and save yourself

[Anonymous No.10603417]

>>10603222
IWM
DIV

[Anonymous No.10603423]

thank you MTCH anon! +17%

[Anonymous No.10603430]

>there are faggots who bought SNAP becauce of namefags and tripfags
>these faggots ignored the based Anons who warned that MTCH was going to moon
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS THREAD. Stop listening to tripfags.

[Anonymous No.10603439]

whats the WEAT play? heard friday they find grains on the moon

[Anonymous No.10603441]

>cnbc guy says a bunch of hedge funds shorted TSLA at 350s due to musk tweet and thinking he was crazy
oh shit the media articles being spun up right now

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603444]

>>10603430
> Implying /smg/ doesn't play SNAP every ER

How new are you?

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10603449]

T MINUS SNAP MINUTES

[Anonymous No.10603459]

Tesla board statement:

Last week, Elon opened a discussion with the board about taking the company private. This included discussion as to how being private could better serve Tesla's long-term interests, and also addressed the funding for this to occur. The board has met several times over the last week and is taking the appropriate next steps to evaluate this.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603463]

>>10603449
What is your strike date?

[Anonymous No.10603465]

>>10602748
Let's get this money today shorters, everyone clasp hands for a prayer that god curses this awful app/company/stock

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10603485]

>>10603463
aug 10

[Anonymous No.10603493]

>>10603444
Ew, a tripfag. It's retarded.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603494]

>>10603485
You're fucked, sorry buddy.

[Anonymous No.10603497]

>>10603459
this is pretty ruthless. pre-planned this shit for weeks/months.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10603506]

Plan 4 2 day
Zzzz ez day
Short biased!

[Anonymous No.10603516]

>>10603506
>market wakes up
>oh yeah trumps prolly gonna do the 200b 25% tariff

[Anonymous No.10603526]

SNAP CALLFAGS

CALLING ALL SNAP CALLFAGS
POST YOUR POSITIONS

[Anonymous No.10603529]

tsla right back to 380 soon

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10603530]

>>10603494
meh it was only $30

[Anonymous No.10603534]

>>10603506
Protip: Its gonna be green day

[Anonymous No.10603548]

>>10603402
yea you lucked out
i was worried you were gonna get crushed too desu

>>10603439
lol trade FUD absolutely DEVASTATED agcoms last time (that was initially what made me start accumulating them). and now, theyre already in need of a pull back. if you didnt take profits after almost a month of green, idk wat to tell ya m8

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603551]

>snap to the center of the earth

Comfy

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10603552]

>>10603534
>>10603516
short triggered ;_;

[Anonymous No.10603555]

>He doesn't know nodes below 10nm are going to have shortened lifespan due to electromigration
brainlets

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603557]

>>10603548
boy was I fucking wrong on my estimate

50% crush on my 8/24 13 contracts

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10603561]

>>10603551
OBSESSED ! COME BACK! YOU ARE IN PROFIT NOW !! NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.10603562]

>Buy $400 in snap puts
>Snap dips 7% and I'm still down $50
OPTIONS SUCK

[Anonymous No.10603571]

>>10603552
I'm long market. I think it only hits those exposed.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603583]

>>10603548
>>10603557
>Correction, 70% crush

[Standstill No.10603589]

>>10603551
Literally the new HMNY. Soon

[Anonymous No.10603596]

so does the hedge fund strategy of driving down / up price during low volume /ah really work over time?

Seems like it moves off starting price, which is cheap to influence during AH

[Anonymous No.10603600]

>>10603557
>>10603557
F

vega is a cruel mistress
this is why i swore off ER lng options plays
got crushed for 95% on CSCO one time because i misread the IV (130, not 13)

[Anonymous No.10603608]

AMRS at just smashed resistance at 52wk high. Unironically mid teens soon.

[Anonymous No.10603609]

I sold most of my AMRS at 7 ;_;

[Anonymous No.10603620]

>>10603596
its technically illegal to buy/sell stock for the sole reason of moving price, but that also certainly doesnt stop em from doing it all the fucking time

>>10603608
>>10603609
im literally in shock. ive been HODLing these calls for like 6 months now

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603623]

>>10603600
Want to know the worst part? Vega was .008

[Anonymous No.10603638]

>>10603620
Okay so basically hedges do AH to move price. Got it. Just surprised the market doesn't react to low volume movement as being meaningless.

[Anonymous No.10603643]

Why is snap hanging at 12.50, can it just crater some more? Please satan-sama, haunt this stock

[Anonymous No.10603644]

>>10603465
This guy walks in the club and slaps your gains on the ass. What of you do?

[Anonymous No.10603653]

MY DICK

[Anonymous No.10603654]

>>10603644
>the club
No.

[Anonymous No.10603655]

Oh and get in ZYNE if you like money, 420BLAZEIT

[Anonymous No.10603661]

>>10603548
>today on "when stocks act like shitcoins"

[Anonymous No.10603663]

Why is the short volume so high for HEAR?

[Anonymous No.10603665]

>>10603623
mein gott

>>10603638
people are fucking stupid
also bots dont think about this shit AT ALL, so that probably helps too

>>10603644
tell him to take off the fucking KKK outfit and meet me outside

[Anonymous No.10603667]

AAXN -14.3% to 58.3...we knew they were bloated but I think mid- low- 50s is a solid entry.

[Standstill No.10603670]

Let's go boys
I've started this "Hostile" takeover

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603673]

>>10603665
>mein gott

So my estimate on the crush value was REALLY FAR FUCKING OFF

[Amrs shiller III No.10603681]

>>10603608
>>10603609
>>10603653
You know.. for the past year I've argued with most of you to jump in and ya still fought me tooth and nail.
I'll say it again, this company will be a multi billion dollar juggernaut.
Buy
And
Hold
Yes even now.
Ignore the drops, the market will try to scare you into selling
The fundamentals are too good.>

[Anonymous No.10603682]

>>10603670

[Anonymous No.10603684]

>>10603670
this could be u

[Anonymous No.10603685]

>today on "when stocks act like shitcoins"

[Anonymous No.10603689]

>>10603665
>>10603665
I wonder what works

manipulating price to create TA signals
manipulating during low volume on momentum stocks
etc

[Anonymous No.10603696]

>NWL
will it ever stop crashing

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10603710]

Wednesday selloff. Nobody wants to wait till Friday I guess.

[Anonymous No.10603712]

>>10603663
because its a shitstock thats overvalued

>>10603623
you wanna try a good long vol/delta neutral play?
watch OVX (oil VIX). when that shits low, look for USO to be trading ATM, but a 2 year out straddle, and fucking wait
>So my estimate on the crush value was REALLY FAR FUCKING OFF
vol is a hard one to call. pretty much the only thing that you can be sure will happen is that when its really low, itll spike, and when it spikes, itll come back down at some point

>>10603689
given the amount of algo trading in the market these days, id wager both of those work very well desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10603713]

Thanks to the bro that told me to buy mtch.

[Anonymous No.10603718]

>>10603681
Nice. I only have about 1k shares which I bought at mid 5s. I believe their tech but they are risky, especially now they are making deals with the Chinese...

[Anonymous No.10603722]

>>10603667
mu model made in Q118 gives me a fair price of $60

I also think the market was overly complacent with the high $60 sp

I gonna let the knife fall a bit and start a position

[Anonymous No.10603723]

>>10603712
Thats what I dont get. You can't look at a chart as an objective measure of price. People are on other side of the game and can alter the chart.

[Holdmoar No.10603732]

Sold AMD at the open, set a limit buy for 19.15. let's see if we can't get a repeat of yesterday.

[Anonymous No.10603737]

>>10603718
Yeah negotiating with the fucking chinks will drain all the energy of Uncle Melo

[Anonymous No.10603745]

>>10603723
all of my recent efforts w indicators and shit have been me trying to ditch entirely the notion of looking at price action. all i need to look at are my indicators. the only time price is important is the moment im placing limits

price action is a liar and a thief

[Anonymous No.10603755]

>>10603723
I wonder if you could look for lowest volume time of trade, have an AI that buys/sells into tons of different ones, and then follows through in the most reactive one, then take opposite side of trade ahead of volume.

Some shit like that.

[Anonymous No.10603763]

>>10603723
candle stick patterns are especially fucking seedy imo
its like your watching a bunch of hedgefunds crudely fingerpaint shapes to bait you into doing something retarded. i honestly dont understand how people make money trading candle patterns on a short term timeframe.

the exception is tick charts, as those move very fast and are much harder to outright control

[Anonymous No.10603773]

>>10603755 (checked)
methinks you should keep the real good ideas to yourself if you wanna get paid desu

[Anonymous No.10603797]

>>10603773
No. These are 2 second thoughts. This is shallow water. Also I'd never work on a trading algorithm attempting AGI.

[Anonymous No.10603812]

>>10603797
meant I'd invest that time into AGI instead. Trading algorithms are pointless

[Amrs shiller III No.10603816]

>>10603681
Got damn. Why da fuh you on RH????????????

[Anonymous No.10603821]

>>10603663
tfw

[Holdmoar No.10603822]

>>10603655
I've been holding zyne since it was 11 dollars. They got a long way to go till blaze it.

[Anonymous No.10603824]

>>10603797
just sayin
since /smg/ has become exponentially more popular, we have a LOT more eyes on us than we used to. keep your cards close to your chest
>Trading algorithms are pointless
gotta say i more or less agree. id still like to try and make some for shits and giggles, but actually deploying it w real money, youre running up against some real sharks w WAY more experience

[Amrs shiller III No.10603830]

>>10603816
Do I really need to put a trip on lad.
And why not, it's free trading.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603836]

>>10603824
The bogs callin isn't just a meme

[Anonymous No.10603839]

So basically the low level/low effort algorithms started off with that theory of looking for changes in price at low volumes of trade, then piled in to drive it up/down and then take opposite side of trade when "driving" the price slowed enough.

kek, then I bet there was a bunch of algos that looked for that and took the opposite side ahead of the other algo.

Wonder what the race is like now in algos

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10603844]

>>10603571
this meme sentiment market and sentiment am downnnnnnnnn

>>10603670
we have no clue how many shares there really are now, you probably just gave them a jew boner

[Anonymous No.10603862]

>>10603839
Probably headlines

[Anonymous No.10603864]

EXPLAIN

[Anonymous No.10603870]

NVDA nearing 260. Damn I got it so wrong so far. People love NVDA A lot even with potential drawbacks. I wonder if it even goes down or how much on tariffs. Last time it hit under 240.

[Anonymous No.10603872]

>>10603824
Stop huffing the inhalers bruh. It’s fucks like you that kill /smg/ threads and make this place dead except for meme coin of the week.

t. Billionaire quant Illuminati .

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603876]

>>10603864
>What is IV crush

Worst than expected IMO

[Anonymous No.10603890]

the fuck do i do with my crypto gains
they're in cash now awaiting the crash

[Anonymous No.10603900]

>>10602093
TD's ThinkOrSwim

[Anonymous No.10603902]

Snap going slightly down but mostly sideways is a fucking disaster. My calls and puts both lost nearly everything

[Anonymous No.10603904]

>>10603890
SNAP crashed. Go all in.

[Anonymous No.10603907]

>>10603839
>Wonder what the race is like now in algos
no joke, probably insane esoterica and astrological trading signals combined w webcrawling bots and social media analytics to gauge market sentiment

>>10603872
lol ok
im all for a free open society
care to share your gorillion dollar quant w us?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603910]

>>10603902
I exited my call & bought more puts

[Anonymous No.10603911]

>>10603722
Too greedy at $55?

[Anonymous No.10603914]

>>10603890
Put it to work. Cash is losing money with inflation. Bitcoin is just an asset class. Google, Apple, Tesla, REITs, etc are the same. You can trade/evaluate anything in the market and just waiting for BTC is giving yourself a handicap

[Anonymous No.10603915]

whos getting mother fucking JUSTED right now

[Anonymous No.10603918]

When is MU going to stop sucking?

[Anonymous No.10603925]

>>10603864
so, when you're calculating outcomes of options bets on earnings reports, throw out all that Blake-Scholes nonsense and just figure that all non-intrinsic value will be gone after the report

It's like a quantum superposition collapsing. Uncertainty has become certainty. Some of that uncertainty used to translate into extrinsic option value, but it's gone now.

[Anonymous No.10603929]

>>10603907
probably all switching to ML right now. The problem with pre-existing ones is they can only use numerical data. I imagine the best ones do all sorts of crazy "general sentiment" shit.

I'd also want to be goldman sachs and have bioinformatics hooked up to every trade and ML analyzing it to improve trading returns.

There is all sorts of shit you could do if you are creative with how to get data. Not an interesting problem though, waste of time!

[Anonymous No.10603933]

>>10603907
Kek. I got burned bad down 60% this week on stupid earning plays. Making gains and getting back up tho. Got a plan. Got a vision.

[Anonymous No.10603939]

>>10603911
I sold a cash covered put at $55 strike price
I think this would be a very nice entry point.

But I think market sentiment is bearish on the near term. I would expect more red days.

If I didn't have that put, I would have bought some AAXN today

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10603941]

Here is the meme earnings casino pic

[Anonymous No.10603945]

>>10603914
stocks are clearly overvalued and buying in now entirely would be silly

i think i will DCA in over 2 years or so

don't forget! the entire reason for the tax bill was to push off the massive crash until after midterms ;^)

[Anonymous No.10603949]

>>10603890
A bunch of retards are going to tell you to buy now, but don't. The market is at the top. Smart money left in January.

[Anonymous No.10603952]

TSLA near 382 after coming from "Scary looking" 370 from AH trading. Shorts in panic right now. A pro buyout narrative support article will push it 390 I think.

[Anonymous No.10603963]

>>10603945
Depends which stock. Depends which sector.

Stay away from retail, real estate, social media, auto companies aside from tesla, oil, energy.

There are still ways to make money. ML associated/exposed will do well because that bubble will persist until popped via outright failure to deliver.

[Anonymous No.10603964]

>>10603945
>>10603949
Losers

[Anonymous No.10603969]

>>10603949
yeah but are they sitting in cash or something else?
>>10603963
what about biotech, i was planning to put maybe 10-20% into a couple index funds of that

[Anonymous No.10603975]

What does /biz/ think of AEO? It's one of the most stable stocks I've seen in a long while.

[Anonymous No.10603979]

>>10603969
Definitely, ILMN has always been a favorite of mine since it was 160s. Look for things that incorporate genetics in some way though.

[Anonymous No.10603982]

>>10603933
and now you got dubs too

>>10603929
you fuckers always make me wish i took the fuckhuge student loan hit and went to skewl.

>>10603925
this should unironically be a pasta
well put m8

>>10603945
seconding oil

[Anonymous No.10603994]

getting mega Justed on NWL
19 should be the absolute floor though

[Anonymous No.10603998]

>>10603979
yeah, genetic engineering will be gigantic
not just for disease also for advantages for your kids
idk if us old normies can benefit at all from it though i have to research more

oh also artifical organs, everyone's going to blow out their liver, heart, etc. they can grow them in pigs now and transplant.

[Anonymous No.10604010]

>>10603982
Was up 150% month over month until this week.

[Anonymous No.10604014]

>>10603969
fuck biotech rn m8
vol is about to come back and theres no need to shoulder all that risk. HODLing biotechs is like HODLing a loaded pistol in your mouth

i have an irl friend who went /half-in/ on AKER
then the patent fell through and the entire board fucking quit one day

[Holdmoar No.10604017]

Anyone else getting February flash backs or is that just me and my portfolio. Things are moving like they did about a week before last correction.

[Anonymous No.10604021]

>>10603998
Yep, I'm a huge fan of George Church at harvard. Watch all of his videos/lectures possible. They are really getting closer to the pig thing.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604022]

10 minutes to 10:30

lets hope the boys don't want to bounce SNAP off 12

[Anonymous No.10604029]

>>10604014
I don't want to buy stocks except in a few rare cases, i'd rather buy ETFs.
can't buy mutual funds because of dumb laws unfortunately

[Anonymous No.10604036]

>>10603979
>>10603998
Gene editing memes will be huge but we are still years from commercialization

But we have some very promising (and advanced) pipelines in hemophilia cure

I am long ONCE QURE SGMO and BMRN

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10604037]

>>10603506
revising plan for today (not that anyone cares ;_;)
284.1 am new safe close point

282.4 now greedy close

[Anonymous No.10604039]

>>10604029
ARK has some really good ETFs.

[Anonymous No.10604043]

>>10603941

Fuck off shill

These infographics are fucking stupid. They leave off a ton of other earnings with high volatility.

[Anonymous No.10604049]

>>10604021
is church associated with any companies?

[Anonymous No.10604050]

Real talk: CTL, buy or short?

[Anonymous No.10604054]

>>10604010
i got a chink fortune cookie one time that said something like
>luck will sometimes pay a visit to idiots
>but it will rarely sit down and have a meal w them

>>10604029
then scope out this shit desu
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=etf
you can click on the squares and get more data about the various memes

you can also toggle it for relative volume, which i find super useful desu

[Anonymous No.10604059]

Remember the autist that kept saying
>TSLA 400
?
Well that idiot was off by 20.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604066]

>>10604037
if it doesn't bounce here 284 is definitely the support

[Anonymous No.10604069]

>>10604049
he memes about it

Here was his associations in 2014

[Holdmoar No.10604070]

>>10604050
Buy. They look to have a solid long term, decent div,

[Anonymous No.10604073]

>>10604059
lol
you forgot the timeframe m8
he said EoW

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10604076]

>>10604036
pls hemo cure pls
am not have hemo but blood platelets constantly dip to 0
am tired of bleeding everywhere @_@

[Anonymous No.10604077]

>>10604069
23andme is the most evil shit ever

[Anonymous No.10604081]

>>10604059
I also said a lot I'm always early because I usually over-estimate the intelligence of the market. They are slow on the uptake.

[Anonymous No.10604093]

>>10604076
Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.10604096]

see:

I thought he had the plan to pump at end of June. Not end of July. When he didnt go on JRE I knew it was over. He plans to soon.

[Anonymous No.10604097]

So do I hodl EKSO or sell?

[Anonymous No.10604100]

>>10600747
Hot off the press today.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10604107]

>>10604066
285 getting smashed like cheerleader on prom night
cant see it holding

but yes kek 284 deff much more realistic support, me was trippin balls earlier

[Anonymous No.10604112]

Give me a good meme buy

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604118]

>>10604107
I feel like most of your day is tripping balls thinking about being smashed like a cheerleader on prom night

[Anonymous No.10604119]

>>10604054
I had a plan and was making money on it. I decided to gamble like mad this week and throw reason out the window. All hope and greed. So I lost. I’m going to avoid doing so again. Stick to the plan that’s making me money. Tbh there was horrible family news on Monday and it threw off my entire mindset... I finally got a handle on my emotional state yesterday night.

[Anonymous No.10604121]

sold most of my stocks
I'm gonna hold cash for a little bit, I don't like how the market's looking rn

[Anonymous No.10604133]

>Deans Food

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604138]

>>10604121
*sip*

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10604139]

>>10604096
did Elon read me "380 ceiling" theory and decide am was right and only way for get past 380 was 420 leveraged buyout?

>>10604093
pls no ;_;

[Anonymous No.10604145]

>>10604133
>NWL

[Anonymous No.10604147]

>>10604138
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.10604154]

Buy the AAXN dip

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604164]

>>10604147
you're going to make it anon

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10604165]

>>10604118
why doesnt chad ever text me back T_T

[Anonymous No.10604170]

>>10604119
yeah it took me getting crushed on 3 back to back ER options plays in Q1 before i decided the same thing.
lesson learned lol

though the AMRS one is FINALLY fucking seeing green today so theres a silver lining

sorry about your senpai tho
had similar (im assuming) bullshit a few weeks ago

[Anonymous No.10604173]

>>10603969
I'm almost certain that smart money rotated out of tech/financials and into commodities/bonds. They're probably sitting on cash too for the inevitable dip.

[Anonymous No.10604176]

>>10604112
Tesla

[Anonymous No.10604178]

>>10604121
People that make these comments are pathetic

[Anonymous No.10604188]

>>10604112
BGFV

[Anonymous No.10604189]

>>10604154
Looks like the big bois are doing it
AAXN already above $60

[Anonymous No.10604190]

>>10604145
oh dont worry, I know

[Anonymous No.10604191]

should i buy TSLA? what if it doesn't go to 420? can i call elon and tell him to fuck himself?

[Anonymous No.10604192]

>>10604121
your cash is literally "dipping" everyday you hold it. Just keep that in mind if you go 100% out.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604195]

>>10604165
he thinks your with obsessed

[Anonymous No.10604202]

Please do not bully RKG. She(male) is a very special vulnerable person deserving of our full love and support in her(male) final days.

[Anonymous No.10604203]

>>10604189
Oh yeah buddy

If you dont think every cop in america will be wearing a body cam within 10 years you are blind

[Anonymous No.10604204]

$ABIL

[Anonymous No.10604205]

>>10604191
They planned it out for a long time. Board said they had been talking about it meetings over the last week. It wasn't an errant tweet. I would bet on the $420 target and am betting on it. There is risk but you have to evaluate this knowing Elon is vindictive and will do anything to btfo shorts.

[Anonymous No.10604208]

I liked the original target better

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604209]

10:30 boys don't seem to like what they are seeing. They are running SNAP up to 12:30 though.

[Anonymous No.10604220]

>>10602774
twitter is sad. weibo is like twitter and they are doing better even with the censorship.

[Anonymous No.10604221]

>>10604178
People that make comments commenting on those comments are even more pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10604224]

>>10604205
I have no idea who funders are but I'm guessing Tencent, Saudis, and tech big boys are interested. Could even be google as he is best friends with them.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10604228]

So did the entire market liquidate yesterday to go all in on TSLA?

[Anonymous No.10604230]

>>10602093
I don't know about apps but TD Ameritrade has a great paper trading platform

[Anonymous No.10604233]

>>10604173
>almost certain that smart money rotated out of tech/financials and into commodities/bonds
*cough cough*
told u fuckers lol

>>10604190
as much as i dont wanna see you lose money, youre darkjak posting is by far the best ITT

[Holdmoar No.10604242]

>>10604228
Sure seems that way from what I'm seeing.

[Anonymous No.10604250]

>>10604190
I haven't bought it yet. I'm looking for a good entry point.
>tfw I canceled my $22 buy limit yesterday

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10604252]

>>10604195
Chads dont care about boyfriends!

>>10604202
@_@

[Anonymous No.10604260]

>>10604250
a quick point figure shows 19.50 is the optimal entry

[Anonymous No.10604306]

>>10604170
Thanks dude I appreciate it, you too. Yea I was like someone else the last few days it was surreal. Literally on “irrationally wishful ” mode. If I get like this again, I plan to just take a few days off and go on vacation or something. And what are you gonna do, drug addict family member hurt themselves and disappeared. The little fuck doesn’t even realize the pain he’s caused. Anyway... not my blog. We’re all gonna make it bros.

[Anonymous No.10604313]

>>10604119
what was your original plan?

[Anonymous No.10604321]

I will help people evaluate Tesla a bit.

355-365 : Elon Tweet he would take it private
373 or so: Halted waiting for official word
380: Official word, no response from board
375: Board says discussions have been going on a week

The market is still very skeptical. Expect a similar 15 point+ move on more solidifying of the funding.

[Anonymous No.10604337]

>>10604260
woah
i didnt know you could have indicators on P&F charts?
thats fucking sweet. imma write some indicators for that desu senpai
i fucking love P&F

>>10604306
>drug addict family member hurt themselves and disappeared
oh i know that shit m8
>We’re all gonna make it bros.
correct

[Anonymous No.10604346]

>>10604192
I just feel a correction in my bones
I've been wanting to just cash in all of my bare stocks and do a simple 3 ETF portfolio with high div yields, with some spending/gambling money on the side
I just need to figure out when to buy back in

[Anonymous No.10604382]

>>10604192
in any other time youd be right, but w QT, inflation has remained capped for the past few months. and aside from that, w all the big money selling stock, the dollar has been unreasonably bullish

>>10604346
>just need to figure out when to buy back in
at the bottom, duh

[Anonymous No.10604397]

>>10604382
Isn't it better to put the money into "safe stocks' than just exiting market? Just avoid china exposure and bad sectors.

[Anonymous No.10604403]

Aaaaand its a green day

[Anonymous No.10604416]

Why do these threads suck so much now?

[Anonymous No.10604445]

>>10604416
we lost all of our money and newfags need to mcwagecuck this summer to join us

[Holdmoar No.10604451]

Also for those of you who want to be water Barrons. Buy California water. Jerry Brown loves to redirect water, Trump was yelling at him the other day, and California is mostly on fire.

[Anonymous No.10604467]

>>10604397
the problem is picking the safe stocks tho
like staples for ex, are usually the safe stocks. but w rates rising and bond yields increasing, its been a tug of war between what can be considered safe anymore. staples that yield lower than treasuries have been getting hammered, but then, w yield curve as flat as it is, bonds arent necessarily the safest things either, which causes them to sell off, and spike their yields. which causes staples that yield less to fall...
etc

weve been stuck in this feedback loop for a minute now, and w the market giving absolutely no fucks and going up anyways, then all these folks buying safe shit eventually get tired of it and FOMO back in to equities. sprinkle in sme intl trade FUD, and we have a very indecisive market all across the board (w the exception being energy and commodities)

[Anonymous No.10604469]

Looks like tesla gonna run up now

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10604484]

>>10604403
time for trader nap

[Anonymous No.10604525]

>>10604416
Tripfags

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604544]

>>10604484
give it another hour

volume seems afoot

[Anonymous No.10604557]

>>10604416
Crypto is dead and we've gotten a lot of refugees lately

[Anonymous No.10604569]

>>10604321
I have moved a third of my portfolio into 400/420 call spreads at varying expirations. Considering liquidating other positions to go farther in

To be quite honest I expected it to be above 400 this morning and I'm glad the train hasn't left yet. Hop on, motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.10604572]

>>10604484
another victory to the golden bulls

[Anonymous No.10604616]

>>10604569
get this, his first interview for this might be on the Joe Rogan podcast. This guys is roasting the shorts alive. The nastiest thing is it's all calculated ahead of time.

[Anonymous No.10604634]

Just put this as a possibility. His first public interview after yesterdays tweets could be on Joe Rogan experience. Where he won't talk about it at all but just joke around about space, AI, and shit like that.

Imagine the pain and fear he will inflict on shorts just from that. 3 hour podcast joking around while they are all screaming about answering the fucking question on funding.

[Holdmoar No.10604705]

>>10604634
The entire time Joe goes "woww, like, man wwoww."

[Anonymous No.10604745]

>>10604705
yeah joe will be sucking on his balls entire podcast. It's the biggest guest ever and he sucks off mid tier comedians.

[Anonymous No.10604765]

>bought a put on CTL before earnings
>Tfw I'm already regretting it

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10604773]

GME getting ready to ramp up

[Anonymous No.10604774]

If we take the argument elon musk is calculating this all for maximal short pain. Which is not 100%. it means he is intentionally FUDing the buyout. Meaning if he had secured funding he is not mentioning it.

By creating two camps
- People buying in on trusting musk
- people shorting or keeping short who thinks he is crazy

He can maximize the transfer of wealth from shorts to longs.

This is assuming he is calculating and doing this in a specific way to do so.

[Anonymous No.10604777]

>>10604544
i agree
im thinking of longing TLT while things are calm rn. the call IVs are exceptionally low

>>10604525
bear is literally the only one rn and hes fucking fine. im glad hes back desu, as hes a good dude. then theres a handful namefags (some of which i could do without).

the funny thing is, when im not tripping (which i havent been) we all get along fine. i change absolutely nothing about how i post, but you never even notice nor bitch unless you see a trip. gotta say, i think its your autism more than the trip/namefags

but if its anything, its this >>10604557
cryptards are worse than any kind of cancer, sans tripfag faceposting. they deserve to be gassed

>>10604745
>he sucks off mid tier comedians.
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10604793]

>>10604777
whoops, spoke too soon

[Anonymous No.10604794]

Can this trash die already?

[Anonymous No.10604807]

>>10604794
no it needs to hit 14.....

[Anonymous No.10604808]

>>10604794
holding my puts.
>5 minute annual shareholding meeting
the absolute state of this company

[Anonymous No.10604817]

>>10604794
how short term are your puts m8?
-6% in a day is bretty gud desu senpai

>>10604807
maybe in a month

[Holdmoar No.10604821]

>>10604765
That's today? I was wondering why it went down this morning. I wish you the worst of luck with condolences.

>>10604777
He sucks off pretty much anyone. Hey I couldn't get a real guest so here's this crazy random hippy. *Hippy talks about like lizard people and space, and globalization* "wow"

[Anonymous No.10604822]

>>10604777
I already know you're bagholder

[Anonymous No.10604825]

>>10604817
by a month you mean friday right?

[Anonymous No.10604831]

>>10600666
>AMRS

[Proud 5% Shareholder in !uvXYInCiWk No.10604861]

>>10604822
lol
try again

>>10604825
no

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604865]

>>10604794
it is probably going to hang out in the 12.3 range for another 2 hours or so.

[Proud 5% Shareholder in !uvXYInCiWk No.10604874]

>>10604822
im afraid baggy has left this plane of existence after that AMZN fuck up desu

[Anonymous No.10604877]

>>10604777
Long TLT you say? My favorite!

[Anonymous No.10604879]

Why didn't you listen about AMRS, anon?

[Anonymous No.10604880]

>>10604861
by no you mean yes right?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604884]

especially with this non-existant volume

confirmed wall street & retail are the only ones in SNAP

[Anonymous No.10604899]

>>10604879
I sold at 7. Fuck me right in the ass.

[Anonymous No.10604910]

>>10604899
Never sell until $96

[Anonymous No.10604916]

>>10604874
He was just here yesterday telling everyone to buy snap, like I said before I think baggy takes the opposite side of whatever he shills here.

[Anonymous No.10604920]

HMNY RISING! Get ready bros, tomorrow we'll all be living in mansions!

[Anonymous No.10604922]

>>10604189
>>10604154
>>10603939


>AAXN testing controversial facial recog software for their body cams + inevitable ACLU kickback

I'll catch the knife in the $40s...til then my law enforcement portfolio is sittin comfy with SSTI + GEO

[Proud 5% Shareholder in !uvXYInCiWk No.10604934]

>>10604880
no

>>10604877
looks good for the minute.
im actually thinking about getting a really fucking longterm, stupid wide strangle, flattening the deltas, and sucking down some vegas desu

>>10604916
kek
i fucking hope so

[Anonymous No.10604945]

Courage
Inspiration
Strength

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10604946]

>>10604934
>>10604916
the only exception for baggy was the bank shorts. Only trust him when he is fucked up

[Anonymous No.10604961]

>>10604861
lol nice name+trip

[Anonymous No.10604967]

>The absolute state of HEAR

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10604970]

If GME breaks 15.28 next stop around16

[Anonymous No.10604976]

>>10604934
so your saying its not going to be 14 by Friday?\

also we need new bread

[Anonymous No.10604994]

>Iran getting btfo
>Oil tanking
Explain this shit right now!

[Holdmoar No.10605007]

>>10604994
Yeah I'm not happy with it. Hopefully this turns around quickly and gets even better come November

[Anonymous No.10605018]

I have $2000 of my $7500 account in OTM Tesla calls. God help me.

[Anonymous No.10605021]

someone coming on CNBC to say they did a big short at 370+ on tesla.

[Proud 5% Shareholder in !uvXYInCiWk No.10605033]

>>10604946
ive gotten good ideas off of him desu
its his timing thats questionable imo

>>10604961
<<<3333333333333

>>10604976
if im being honest i actually have no fucking clue about anything on that stock and social media in general. the closest thing ive ever used to social media is imageboards

>>10604945
>CIS
long white mails

tho i guess this is what im doing via shorting south africa

>>10604994
ignore price action
watch OVX
when OVX is low, there will be a spike in vol. then either a continuation of the dump, or a "heartbeat" looking formation iin which case you go long as fuck

>>10605018
there is no way any god would ever help your wretched soul

>>10605021
all these people being so vocal about their shorts on TSLA almost makes me want to go long desu

[Anonymous No.10605034]

>>10605021
CNBC has too many ties to hedge funds that have shorted Tesla. They're gonna be fudding this buyout continuously until the moment it happens

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10605040]

>>10604970
I just updated my Ichimoku filters, and guess what came up on the bull one?

GME. See pic related for filter settings.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10605046]

>>10605040
wow I'm dumb I forgot the screenshot

derp

[Anonymous No.10605047]

>>10605033
haha thanks for playing along, I already said goodbye to my $84 gamble.
but 14 by friday 100%

[Anonymous No.10605049]

>>10604920

kys swiftly

[Anonymous No.10605068]

>>10605034
I know. It's surprising the FUD and screeching is barely denting price. I'm in on iron hands to 400+. Even consulted a higher power that said it's good.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10605071]

>>10605040
looks like there was an algo that faded break out.. either that or someone was trying to probe the ask, it had weird action for a quick second over 15.28.. could see 16 before another possible move higher

i never use ichimoku

[Anonymous No.10605076]

new when

[Anonymous No.10605086]

>snap straddles getting FUGGED by IV

I tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.10605096]

>>10605033
>when OVX is low, there will be a spike in vol. then either a continuation of the dump, or a "heartbeat" looking formation iin which case you go long as fuck
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.10605103]

>>10604817
Yeah, that was my big mistake. Oh well, first time trying options and not going too badly, just motivated by my personal animosity for snap

[Anonymous No.10605107]

>Lost $200 on Snap puts that are now 22 cents ITM
hahaha

[Anonymous No.10605108]

>my USO calls

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10605112]

The heck is happening to oil today.

[Anonymous No.10605115]

>AMRS keeps pumping in the morning
>Google Auth app shits itself and I'm locked out of my brokerage account
>get access back just in time to FOMO into the daily peak
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10605118]

>>10605086
What happened to SNAP was literally worst case scenario for straddles. The IV crush was much higher than expected because of sideways movement.

[Anonymous No.10605122]

>>10605118
The bogs leave NO survivors

[Anonymous No.10605123]

>>10605108
>tfw down 81%

[Anonymous No.10605125]

I made the new bread

>>10605119
>>10605119
>>10605119

[Anonymous No.10605135]

>>10605128
>>10605128
>
>>10605128
>>10605128

[Anonymous No.10605146]

Guys, is CANADA GOOSE going to overperform or underperform with earnings tomorrow?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10605163]

>>10605135
>>10605125
fight to the death among yourselves

[Anonymous No.10605167]

>>10605135
I knew that was going to happen as soon as i made one

[Anonymous No.10605393]

>>10604077
not phillip morris or monsanto, huh? 23andme...

[Anonymous No.10605449]

>>10604195
inb4 RKG is a 40 year old balding male low-effort trans who's only health risk is diabetes brought on by obesity