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[Anonymous No.10595963]

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Previous thread: >>10593812

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10595974]

First for GPRO am smart money

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10595976]

First for no ATH tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10595979]

>>10595963
What do you guys think will happen with TSLA? Is Musk our guy?

[Anonymous No.10595984]

>>10595979

[Anonymous No.10595993]

>>10595951
nice

[Earnings Badger No.10596013]

post the weekly casino pic

[Anonymous No.10596020]

>>10596013

[Anonymous No.10596032]

>>10595979
it's gonna go private at $420. I'm gonna make about $900 and I'll be kicking myself for not going in deeper

[Anonymous No.10596051]

>>10595979
400+.
>>10596032
I went in too deep but I guess it paid off. Still feels painful though knowing I was so stupid.

[Anonymous No.10596082]

>Watching snap AH

[Anonymous No.10596117]

>be Snap
>decide to launch redesign for app that absolutely does not need a redesign
>people voice their discomfort about this
>"oh no, don’t worry, this is part of our master plan. it’ll work out well in the long run. trust us"
>redesign comes out
>it’s utter fucking shit
>millions of people, including celebs, say so
>after initially saying “shut up you don’t know what you’re talking about, we’re not changing anything,” start rolling back some of the changes months after it comes out
>ultimately lose 3 M I L L I O N daily users because of it
>after being so sure, so smug about the redesign being needed and being great
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.10596128]

Hey I want to open a TD Ameritrade account. How long until I'm approved for options and ready to go? Robinhood is trash for setting up spreads and I'm tired of its glitches.

[Anonymous No.10596136]

KO will pay all your bills

[Anonymous No.10596165]

>>10595997
shorts pushed their luck

[Earnings Badger No.10596172]

>>10596020
so pretty much nothing really decent for the rest of the week.
Ill watch Coke/Dropbox and Toyota
but thas all ima do is watch fuck all them

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10596179]

>>10596172
ROKU should be interesting.

[Anonymous No.10596186]

>>10595979
0 or 420. I will either be down $15,000 or up $250,000. Musk is a fraud. There is a large population of young men looking for someone to worship though so there is a good popular opinion of him regardless of what the facts are.

[Anonymous No.10596198]

>>10596186
Exactly it, but keep in mind the government is also artificially inflating him with massive investment in tsla

[Anonymous No.10596213]

>Prince Alwaleed says he has acquired a 2.3% stake in Snap

[Anonymous No.10596342]

>>10596213
Arabians love snapchat. Once I looked up random terms for the stories or whatever and all of the locations were Saudi Arabia.

[Anonymous No.10596374]

>>10595963
reminder: Murray Rothbard >>>> Milton Freidman

[Anonymous No.10596457]

After hour trade for Tesla is noe stabilizing at around 380usd.. Seems like most people aren't confident about the privatization's success?

[Anonymous No.10596458]

Given the recent uptick in oil, do you all think it might be a good idea to start following HAL, NEE, or XOM

[Anonymous No.10596491]

If Tesla indeed proceed to complete the privatization process, will OTC trades be available to their stocks?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10596496]

>>10596457
me called TSLA top @ 380 on 7-30
would be really cool if this turned out for be true kek

[Anonymous No.10596518]

>>10596458
No.

[Anonymous No.10596561]

>EKSO

where the fuck is sunrun anon, I demand an explanation

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10596620]

holy crap $TSLA
reading stuff by hedgies and all star traders

they saying this potential black swan scenario for shorts because they locked in, TSLA can potentially be pumped $900 + and they will face unlimited loss
jesse christ

[Anonymous No.10596625]

>>10595979

He's trying to bring in new investors with big claims and dazzle and keep people from looking too hard at his company's finances. Granted it might actually work, but that's just buying time.

[Anonymous No.10596658]

>>10595598
>>10595598


well im back, how do i get that change colors as they cross over, like pic related?

[Anonymous No.10596659]

>>10596620

Good

[Earnings Badger No.10596679]

>>10596620
Hey boo hope u had a wonderfful day but we are acutally IN TSLA til 420. if it blows through that we will re-evaluate.

Stop loss 368 (aint no body got time for loosers)

[Anonymous No.10596680]

>>10596213
Based Arab.

[Anonymous No.10596699]

>>10596342
They will make it into the ME/India/Africa/Pakistan instagram+Facebook. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.10596704]

>>10596620
what reading?

[Anonymous No.10596714]

>>10596620
WTF does “trading halted” even mean. Can they do that? Kek.

[Anonymous No.10596718]

>>10596620
>just got into investing
>haven't payed any attention to TSLA because of the pure shitstorm revolving around Musk
>See the news early today
>risking close to ~1000 for what is probably a $90 gain
am I insane? Should I just drop this shit before I get burned? I can't imagine Musk would be crazy enough to risk getting slapped with fraud just to bump the stock a few points...

[Anonymous No.10596724]

>>10596491
no, it'll be like SpaceX is now

[Anonymous No.10596728]

>>10596704
It’s like this, senpai:
- shorts pay premium
- stock goes up? Premium goes up
-premium too high, need to sell short, stock goes even higher
-short squeeze pushes price astronomically high.

[Anonymous No.10596738]

>>10596620
TSLA is a luxury car company for rich faggots. Like Aston Martin or whatever. It's never been worth anything.

I mean, it's a great investment opportunity, goy, keep buying more TSLA! Everyone will be driving a Tesla in 10 years oil will be totally obsolete!

[Anonymous No.10596759]

>>10596728
I meant what news sources was they reading

[Anonymous No.10596760]

>>10596738
>t. Assblasted boomer
They have the best electric car tech, the best renewable energy batteries, and deep expertise.

[Anonymous No.10596775]

>>10596759
I don’t know. He’s probably a rich asshole with subscriptions. Anyway it makes sense tho. Above 500... shorts are gonna hurt. Definitely hurting even above 400.

[Anonymous No.10596786]

>>10596775
$900+ seems impossible though.

[Anonymous No.10596799]

>>10596620
>New Paradigm
and elon even gave us the prime resistance point.
If you got money or balls; it looks like TSLA is the gambling table now. MU is the medium table if you want a lower buy in for the options carousel.

[Anonymous No.10596813]

>>10596786
Not at all. The short squeeze would push it to 900+. If it goes up to 400-500, then more and more shorts have to cover and “buy” the stock they short sold... at a massive loss... so it pushes the price up crazy high. TSLA is the most shorted stock in Wall Street history. If they get squeezed, any price is possible— temporarily at least.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10596838]

Most of you posting about TSLA Can't even afford one share. Just saying...

[Earnings Badger No.10596864]

>>10596718
The way i see it you either run with the wolves or will never go anywhere.
Imagine yourself as a feral human rasied by wolves
You may be a fucking retard but you must maintain more brain capacity than the rest.

[Anonymous No.10596880]

>>10596838

me and my friend split one that's why they're called shares you dummy

[Earnings Badger No.10596884]

>>10596838
I snaged up only 3 i dont really care where it goes i have my sell limits jus going on the roller coaster desu

[Anonymous No.10596908]

>>10596838
I was in from 290 in calls. 900 is crazy though.

[Anonymous No.10596927]

>>10595974
This nigga knows

[Anonymous No.10596937]

>>10596864
I... I want to be that retard!

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10596939]

>>10596620
Eliminating shorts so hard they'll never enter the market ever again or their homes due to bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.10596956]

>>10596620
60%+ of the float is institutional. Much of that is in mutual funds which cannot hold illiquid assets. If Musk is not committing securities fraud (hint: he is) then there will be plenty of liquidity at 420.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10596971]

Also, anyone else monitoring the Ohio election?

If dems win I'm thinking that's bad for the market tomorrow.

[Holdmoar No.10596982]

>>10596939
It's almost like jumping in on the bandwagon of shorting the most shorted stock in trading history when the stock has a high valuation and a cult like following lead by a highly charismatic mad scientist who is aprently also a god of capitalism is a bad idea. I really hope that this becomes the new market story. Where were you when Musk held the hedge funds hostage?

[Earnings Badger No.10596990]

>>10596937
a mortal man just moved and shut down and restarted the entire market with just one tweet.

[Anonymous No.10597034]

>>10596982
The panic on CNBC of the people on hedge funds side was pretty intense.

[Anonymous No.10597037]

Help me understand /smg/,

If TSLA goes private, what happens to shorts? Do they just sell at $420? Do they hold on and enter Tesla's "private fund"?
Will people even agree to the buyout?

[Anonymous No.10597090]

>>10597037
They cover at 420. If that's the price. No one knows what's going to happen yet. The shorts won't have a choice but to cover as well once it goes private. All the shorts hoping for a 2020 bankruptcy or whatever are mega fucked.

[Anonymous No.10597096]

>>10596620
https://youtu.be/j7oPJZG_boA

[Anonymous No.10597108]

>>10596982
Or it could all be made up.
> Don't know who the buyer is
> Don't know anything about the financing
> Don't know when the deal was started./struck (Musk bought stock in June, could be insider trading now)
> No statement from the board
> No statement ready from the company, 90 minute trade stop

It takes 100s of lawyers and bankers to finance shit of this size. All we have is a tweet and an email from 1 guy. I'm personally a fan of the
>literally enron
bet

[Anonymous No.10597111]

>>10596128
2 days at most for approval but to wire money in will take some time for funds to settle

[Anonymous No.10597142]

[Anonymous No.10597162]

>>10597108
Why would Musk risk getting hit with fraud for a statement like that? Especially in a tweet? Wouldn't be putting a giant target on his back to try insider trading with this kind of publicity right?

[Anonymous No.10597164]

So according to Tesla's statement, it's now possible to buy SpaceX stocks from secondary markets? How?

[Anonymous No.10597208]

Not to distract you guys from your TSLA talk, but what do you guys think about buying some SNAP stocks? Was considering maybe putting like $500 or so into it just for fun.

[Earnings Badger No.10597237]

>>10597208
its still over valued pre and post earnings.
i day trade the stock alot

[Anonymous No.10597246]

>>10597162
Because the walls are closing in and he is desperate. From the tone of the chat here, I can tell no one really knows anything about Tesla and just see it as a meme company. They are cash strapped, have huge debt and have a huge logistics problem right now. They are literally parking thousands of cars in empty dirt lots.

[Anonymous No.10597250]

>>10597208
SNAP is for people who are too stupid for based MTCH.

[Anonymous No.10597252]

so what is everyones favorite form of TA?

[Anonymous No.10597285]

>>10597164
don't think anyone sells them, all private

[Anonymous No.10597298]

>>10597164
if you happen to be the advisor for a $100B mutual fund you may buy SpaceX for the fund, once every six months or so. FCNTX had the highest percentage last I checked

[Anonymous No.10597304]

>>10597246
Isn't the main reason he's desperate because he's worried about the Saudi buyout? That makes this whole move make sense.

[Anonymous No.10597320]

I have the feeling that I shouldn't have gambled on DIS earnings.

[Anonymous No.10597354]

>>10597298
Are they done in house or?
>>10597285
The Tesla press release imply employees and external people can trade them on secondary market although I am not sure if it actually happen

[Anonymous No.10597363]

>>10597304
Jesus what? A buyout would make him filthy stinking rich and solve all of his problems. Saudis only bought 3-5% of the company for their wealth fund to diversify.

The company literally runs out of money by the end of the year at the rate they are burning cash and has never turned a profit. That's why he is desperate.

[Anonymous No.10597381]

>>10597363
If Musk pulls some sort of retarded LBO he is the greatest con man of the century hands down

I like him but TSLA is a disaster

[Anonymous No.10597390]

>>10595974
>generic cameras with name brand prices
I thought I raised you better
>>10595979
He is literally an African American
>>10596213
Prince Jeweed does this to censor people that criticize Sharia law and Wahabbism

[Anonymous No.10597427]

Tesla's statement mentioned that they expect all investors will remain on board after privatize. How many people will do so and how many will sell their stocks?

[Anonymous No.10597436]

>>10597381
Think about it. Half the shorts are in for a long-term bankruptcy or overvaluation due to competition and problems in the long-term

Going private destroys them. The short term ones are destroyed by the $420 hype.

Going private is the only way he could have eliminated all the shorts in a single move. It's fucking scary. No shorts will touch a hyped company again.

[Anonymous No.10597447]

I seriously don't understand how it's part of the game that you can go private like that with a large short interest. I had to look it up. It's like a short-killing wipe with no recourse. 10b just poof.

[Anonymous No.10597492]

>stock market is well regulated
>can just turn all shorts into unleveraged put options expiring with % chance on some date with a single move

How is this part of the game? I'm not even a shorter. Even reading about shorts no one mentioned this risk. Did no one think it could happen?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10597518]

What's the most boomer stocks you can think of? I'm at
F
KDP
KO
PEP
T
VZ

[Anonymous No.10597535]

So what are shorts in Tesla holding right now mechanism wise. 30% chance or whatever that they have to cover at $420 somewhat soon. Dealing with the upward pressure from that position. Dealing with the upward pressure from everyone knowing they have a huge short float.

Whatever risk level they had this morning is like 20x higher now. Not just betting the company goes down, but also having to factor in being forced to cover. So whatever % chance they had for low tesla in the long term is now absolutely fucked since they might not have a chance to ride it that long.

[Anonymous No.10597546]

>>10597518
Invested in VZ with birthday money in 2014 ended up making hella bank

[Anonymous No.10597559]

Who else is gambling on ROKU tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10597562]

>>10597363
So what? The way I see it his options are
1: Continue running the hype train as normal and cash out legally around ~400 and enjoy your billionaire conman lifestyle.

2: Commit outright securities fraud by making more and more specific statements, go directly to an SEC jail cell and watch your empire burn.

3: Actually go private using investment from a major (possibly foreign) investor group, at a HIGHER price than the Saudi's were planning to get a majority claim. Lock in your diehard fans and investors, now with no need to justify your explicit failures to the market.

[Anonymous No.10597573]

Game theory wise it seems like if this becomes normal, going private with large short float on long-term risks to kill their ability to bet, it seems more risky.

How does this even effect puts?

What the hell happens to $350 puts dated 2019? Just absolute fucking loss.

[Anonymous No.10597592]

Netflix should announce they are going private at $400. Watch the entire puts and short float immediately lose all their money.

>you thought you could bet on 2019 being tough on us because of disney? fuck no

[Anonymous No.10597610]

theory wise what if companies just float the idea like musk did. Get some interested longs, ask if they like the idea of public, etc. Make sure there is a 10% risk of it happening to keep shorts and long-term puts at 1/2 Expected value.

[Anonymous No.10597617]

>>10596561
?
The explanation is that EKSO went down when they didnt meet the EPS

i hope you didnt buy when the stock was up 30% today

[Anonymous No.10597620]

>>10597573
private markets have been the new public markets for a while now
as long as private markets are flush with cash, companies have no reason to go public

im surprised more companies aren't going private

[Anonymous No.10597632]

>>10597617
i'm still down with you sunrun anon.

missed the ekso gains but that woulda been a sick day trade.

[Anonymous No.10597645]

>>10595963
Can I get a quick rundown on shorting?

[Anonymous No.10597655]

>>10597620
Yeah, I'm just wondering why would people short a hyped swingy stock if this was possible. I'm still a bit new to markets.

[Anonymous No.10597664]

Good news for HMNY!

[Anonymous No.10597665]

Is this the bottom for SYF?

[Anonymous No.10597669]

>>10597632
i hope not
I've only gotten lucky with Sunrun, HABT, and EKSO

[Anonymous No.10597686]

>>10597655
I've been advising folks not to short meme companies like Tesla that are sustained by hype.

[Anonymous No.10597704]

>>10597559
Something special happening tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10597705]

>>10597592
Dude Musk motherfuckin changed the game today, shorting could be literally suicidal although NFLX if Marketwatch is telling the truth is only 3.5% shorted. But still, lots of stocks could threaten to go private.

JCP, SNAP, HMNY, Gamestop, Turtle Beach could totally go for 40, Zoe's Kitchen should never have gone public anyway.

[Anonymous No.10597712]

>>10596561
You'd still be up around 20% if you bought it yesterday. I wish I had listened to that guy. Instead, I spent my settled cash on HEAR.

[Anonymous No.10597714]

>>10597686
I mean, sure someone has to buy at $420. The problem is you take away all long-term short ability with this. Sure the person buying at $420 gains the risk though and loses if it goes down.

Yet, you basically have destroyed the ability of shorts/puts to be long-term holders. It's still zero sum but it takes all agency out of puts/shorts. They are slaves in this case and forced to get out. All the privatization does is basically force a cover. The longs get a choice.

[Anonymous No.10597715]

Musk is taking TSLA out of public market when it hits $420. Hurry up, get in now !

[Anonymous No.10597724]

>>10597162
SEC will use fraud as it is easier to prove than price manipulation. You can't just air "opinions" about "maybe" a public company getting a buy-out as the CEO. If he can't confirm a legit offer for $420, then they'll roast him on the $850m paper gain he got today (not to mention that he's been buying tsla shares off a $500m personal credit line).

why? between the yammering in the last earnings call, calling that guy in thailand a pedo, and firing all his executives (flattening management)... I think the dude's blown a fuse. This might be "self-sabotage" so he can say "they took my company," instead of facing the reality that he over-leveraged his company (starting with the solar city buy-out).

[Anonymous No.10597728]

to sum up the privatization

Are you short/put? Lose all money
Are you long calls OTM for 2020? lose all money
Are you a long? you get a choice of selling for $420 or keeping it.

holy fuck. It's serving up a steak dinner for longs and a shit sandwich for rest of market.

[Anonymous No.10597748]

can someone tell me what happens to covered calls when it goes private? Free money for the stock holder?

What about something like 430 calls that expire in 2020?

Could you just sell naked long term calls over 420 if you think it's going through?

[Anonymous No.10597751]

>>10597715
Musk is going to use the "I was hacked" meme
Or is trying to go private in order to prevent an embarrassment come next quarter

[Anonymous No.10597770]

>>10597724
Fuck, I think you're on it

[Anonymous No.10597776]

>>10597748
I think the best big money man rich fuck play would be buy a ton of tsla stock, sell covered calls over 420, esp long dated for max IV rake in

Then if it goes private just take the $420

[Anonymous No.10597778]

>>10597748
i've had options expire on a halted stock. and that's what they do. expire at zero. no underlying, no derivative.

[Anonymous No.10597811]

>>10597714
short investors are a sophisticated bunch
they made a bet and it failed.
they'll live

[Anonymous No.10597828]

>>10597492
That's why one should only invest after they explore and understand the risk by themselves
>>10597535
In local stock market, a few years ago after privatization of a company unexpectedly passed, some short sellers are even forced to buy stocks above privatization price to cover their position

[Anonymous No.10597836]

>>10597811
I'm thinking of shorting some things in the future. Also learning.

Wish I had free capital a week ago when I wanted to buy puts on tur though. tsla calls payed off enough I don't care though.

[Anonymous No.10597844]

What actually happened here today?

The massive bump before the call was a pump or something right? What's it not falling after that then?

Like: Losing users, losing money, floated by shady Saudi investments, all of its functions assumed by much larger companies who themselves aren't even doing that well... So what the fuck?

Here's hoping for a big red dick at open tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.10597854]

>>10597836
if you're learning, dont short
when you short, you're betting against the house. things go up, usually. you have to pay interest. and you risk infinite loss to seek a finite gain
the house usually wins short bets

[Anonymous No.10597863]

>>10597844
Amen brother. Snap has no business going up. Then again, this stock never makes any fucking sense

[Anonymous No.10597876]

>>10597854
I have been eyeing and thinking about it a long time. +230% this year so far. If I go short it will be a really good reason. Right now it's still waiting for a lot of triggers to happen.

Also the things I would short are inherently bad bets for longs. I would be playing the house too.

[Anonymous No.10597883]

>completely crush Q2 earnings
>expect even higher earnings EOY
>it just fucking flat lines
Am I retard for buying 8/17 $40 calls? It barely went up 1% today

[Anonymous No.10597886]

>>10597645
You borrow stock from someone else and sell them. In the future you will need to buy some stocks back to return them to their original owner. If stock price when you buy back is lower than original price then you make a profit from it otherwise you lost money.

[Anonymous No.10597892]

>>10597883
People plan out earnings. The guidance is what they look at.

[Anonymous No.10597916]

TFW I am some how the best fucking investor in the known universe. I simultaneously hold the following:
>AMD
>IRDM
>TSLA
I also have open puts on INTC expiring in september...
What in the fuck is going on with this level of winning. I know dr. trump memed about getting sick of winning, but guys, i think im actually getting sick.

[Anonymous No.10597957]

>>10597916
Does anyone know if there is a secret club once you hit 100k in RH?

[Anonymous No.10597961]

>>10597876
that's smart
but even if you're short a shit company like HMNY all it takes is some retard who previously wanst invested to go 'oh I like movie pass, think I'll donate my billions to this thing' and its all over
when you're long, it takes someone who previously did believe in the company to suddenly start not believe and sell. there are more people not invested in a company than invested. so its easier to get people to switch to long.
even if you're right when shorting and the company tanks to zero, trading can halt or shares might become unavailable and you might not be able to cover and still lose
going short on a meme like tesla that everyone loves and boomers will donate their life savings to in order to save is quite frankly insane

[Anonymous No.10597970]

>>10597916
70% portfolio in TSLA calls going into earnings.
Only other stock I owned was AMD this year.
Swapping AMD stocks for TSLA calls

Seeing things going exponential is nice.

[Anonymous No.10597979]

>>10597970
swapped* past tense. I've basically gotten obscenely lucky over the tsla black swan shit the last 4 days.

[Anonymous No.10597984]

>>10597724
I still don't understand this. Why not just do >>10597562
option 1 or option 3 in these cases?
You could just let the Saudis and other parties take the majority stake, cite some bullshit about "stress", maybe fake a suicide attempt, then leave the company and cash out near the 400s without a real risk of fraud. Musk may be burnt out and frustrated, but I doubt he's crazy enough to just burn his whole company and accept guaranteed jail for no reason... Doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.10597986]

>>10597876
Even when you are just shorting bad companies you still aren't playing the house. The company and their majority shareholders still get to decide whatever actions it will nake.

[Anonymous No.10597988]

thinking of going for ATM calls on Home Depot, earnings next tuesday.

Anyone else in that HD?

[Anonymous No.10597995]

>>10597916
Tell us your secrets

[Anonymous No.10598006]

>>10597957
So hey buddy, uh, what did you start doing different when that some occurs

[Anonymous No.10598025]

>>10597979
>>10597970
These posts are mine from July 27th /smg/ thread

It's why I went all in on calls. I knew Elon had some fuckery planned. Just no idea what it was. Was thinking tesla+apple originally.

Result savings tripling, Up 5 figures today alone.

[Anonymous No.10598036]

>>10597916
>VZ

[Anonymous No.10598065]

>>10598025
high IQ is basically confirmed to be Elon at this point

[Anonymous No.10598073]

>>10597995
It's basically buy+hold forever, but heres the buy part:
>Step 1: Identify target company:
>Easiest option: Identify company being shilled against actively. The most the shills/controversey/outrage, the better. I bought my TSLA right after elon shit on wells fargo during a conference call. You need to be prepared to some extent to capitalize on these sorts of events. Also, always be looking out for that underdog (AMD).
>Step 2: Once you have a target, check out the competition and whatever edge they might have. What is their TAM (total addressable market). What percentage of that do they own today? What percentage do you think it could go to in the future based off innovation/competitive edge? Just apply that ratio to the EPS & SP to get a feel for where you think it can go.
>Step 3: Buy repeatedly and often. Ignore SP, just whenever you get a chance grab 10 shares or whatever you can spare. If you have a lump sum, throw it in all at once i suppose, or set aside 10-15% for an adverse event (elon sperging out).
>Step 4: You are now here. This is where my plan ends, and hope begins.
I plan to hold AMD/IRDM well into 2019, both with AMD firing 7nm dildos up intc's ass, and IRDM flipping on a billion dollar truly-global communications network (with amazing rideshare missions like Aireon).
I also maintain a 50/50 value/growth split, so i can cover my margin fees with REITs and such.

[Anonymous No.10598076]

What are you betting on tomorrow? Everything looks shit.

[Anonymous No.10598084]

>>10598065
lol

Here is the post I made on July 27th and reasoning/DD for being in tesla calls so heavily. I think the whole orthogonal vectors to what market is trading on works pretty well. My DD for Tesla was analyzing and emulating elon musk's brain.

[Anonymous No.10598094]

does anyone use tradingviews non free subs?

if i have $5,000, could i expect to make more than the monthly cost to pay for tradingview using the extra info is yields?

[Anonymous No.10598136]

>>10598073
Thanks. Ill keep that in mind

[Anonymous No.10598138]

>8/17 calls on MU
MM is gonna murder all those right?

[Anonymous No.10598146]

>>10598084
>tfw searching the thought vector space orthogonal to the market by emulating an egotistical CEO's brain

[Anonymous No.10598162]

>>10598138
mu has already mooned

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10598170]

>>10596658
uhhh you mean my color scheme or yours?

yours is something like colfastL = (emaF1>emaF2 and emaF2>emaF3 and emaF3>emaF4 and emaF4>emaF5 and emaF5>emaF6 and emaF6>emaF7 and emaF7>emaF8 and emaF8>emaF9 and emaF9>emaF10 and emaF10>emaF11)
colfastS = (emaF1<emaF2 and emaF2<emaF3 and emaF3<emaF4 and emaF4<emaF5 and emaF5<emaF6 and emaF6<emaF7 and emaF7<emaF8 and emaF8<emaF9 and emaF9<emaF10 and emaF10<emaF11)

colfastS=Red
colfastL=Green

[Anonymous No.10598171]

>>10598146
You do know thought vectors are a legit thing and a key data structure for AGI right and not some BS?

[Anonymous No.10598177]

>>10598146
as the saying goes, "if you're so smart, why aren't you rich?"

[Anonymous No.10598186]

>>10598138
Back to 52 tomorrow friend.

[Anonymous No.10598192]

>>10598177
Money is a fool's goal. The reward is minimal. You aren't thinking properly. The true goal is to win.

[Anonymous No.10598200]

>>10598186
This motherfucker will be stuck in mid-50's hell forever.

[Anonymous No.10598210]

>>10598200
its waiting for nvidia to moon soon.

[Anonymous No.10598217]

>>10598210
tfw waiting for nvidia at 220 or so to buy in, but too scared of the stock to short/put

[Anonymous No.10598227]

>>10598192
what does it mean to win anon?

[Anonymous No.10598238]

>>10598227
To look at a hardware camera and say hello to the next species who is waking up.

[Anonymous No.10598263]

>>10598170
>uhhh you mean my color scheme or yours?
doesnt matter, changing colors is just a quick find n replace

do i just plut the colfastL lines before or after the plots? or do these lines go in first, and the colfastS function gets plugged into the plot line of code?

for example, where in
"
sma1 = ema(ohlc4, 5)
plot(sma1, title='5', color=#00FF00, linewidth=2, style=line)
"
does it go?

also is trading view pro, pro+, or premium worth it? or waste of money if you have less than $10k?

[Anonymous No.10598278]

BUY BUY BUY
THE PHOENIX RISES FROM THE ASHES!

[Anonymous No.10598289]

>>10598238
why havent you opened an ai research company yet, elon?

[Anonymous No.10598293]

>>10598238

[Anonymous No.10598297]

SNAP predictions for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10598298]

>>10598192
money cant buy you happiness
money IS happiness

prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.10598299]

>>10598289
>elon
>linear algebra
>matrices
stop right there compared me to those ideas

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10598321]

>>10598297
Waiting to see what wall street Boys do with it. Still think we are in for a moon or dump though ; it can go either way. Glad I repositioned my straddle to the 24th, however.

[Anonymous No.10598330]

>>10598278
OH SHITS IT'S GONNA MOON TOMORROW!

[Anonymous No.10598335]

>>10598278
Cringe

[Anonymous No.10598343]

>>10598298

Money happiness has diminishing returns

[Anonymous No.10598349]

>>10598278
Where did they get the funds when they’re turning people down for tickets when they get to the theater?!

[Anonymous No.10598377]

>>10598321
I have a hard time seeing the upside to SNAP. Is there any reason it would moon other than flat out wall street fuckery?

[Anonymous No.10598381]

>>10598343
Happiness has as much to do with intelligence. Many people don't understand or can't trace cause/effects and responsibility which is a cause for unhappiness. Imagine being frustrated by problems or things and not being able to understand why they happen. Why you see so many dumb people constantly arguing or fighting in their personal lives.

[Anonymous No.10598387]

MAXR, just got outed as using accounting Bullshit to boost their earnings. Apparently they're going to have to stop their dividend because they have almost no cash flow. All of that and it only went down 13% today from $43 to $38. Could this be a good short opportunity at $30?

[Anonymous No.10598407]

>>10598343
happiness itself has diminishing returns, thats not moneys fault

if you want something (that is physically possible) then money can do it, its just a matter of having enough

everyone's a whore, its just that not everyone knows what their price is

[Anonymous No.10598409]

>>10598330
Urge to blow a daytrade on HMNY rising.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10598411]

>>10598263
https://www.tradingview.com/script/Lj6d7UxQ-Super-Guppy-R1-0-by-JustUncleL/


>1) describe colors
gold = #FFD700
AQUA = #00FFFFFF
BLUE = #0000FFFF
GRAY = #808080FF

>2 define rules (starting line 195)
//Fast EMA Color Rules
colfastL = (emaF1>emaF2 and emaF2>emaF3 and emaF3>emaF4 and emaF4>emaF5 and emaF5>emaF6 and emaF6>emaF7 and emaF7>emaF8 and emaF8>emaF9 and emaF9>emaF10 and emaF10>emaF11)

>3 apply colors (line 205)
//Fast EMA Final Color Rules
colFinal = colfastL and emaS1>emaS16 ? aqua : colfastS and emaS1<emaS16 ? blue : gray
//Slow EMA Final Color Rules
colFinal2 = colslowL ? lime : colslowS ? red : gray


>4 put into ema (210)
//Fast EMA Plots
p1=plot(emaF1, title="Fast EMA 1", style=line, linewidth=2, color=colFinal,transp=10)


as for tradingview, me dunno.... kinda got premium account for free.... the text message alters are god tier
but premium expense

[Anonymous No.10598432]

>>10598381
>Happiness has as much to do with intelligence.
nigga what?

its easier to be happy when youre a moron, just ask a baby who finds infinite enjoyment from a set of car keys

[Anonymous No.10598467]

>>10598432
Not really, the same baby is going to cry randomly, freak out over other things etc. Being intelligent is necessary to fix problems and identify cause/effects in the world.

Babies and small children are nurtured by intelligent people and come out good. Look at ones nurtured by idiots. Although yes, Intelligence + Empathy to some degree and a whole lot of other things.

[Anonymous No.10598470]

>>10598343
Peak happiness is at $70k+ passive income.

So that's around 1.4m to 3m networth in stocks.

[Anonymous No.10598474]

>>10598411
fantastic, many thanks, i dont know how ill ever repay you!

if i ever end up traveling south 1000 miles ill let you know


heres some maths

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10598476]

>>10598377
Rev/User is increasing, they are supposedly working on an ad project with Amazon.

[Anonymous No.10598482]

>>10598432

That’s just temporary pleasure. Happiness is actually positively correlated with IQ, contrary to the popular perception. Dumb people feel fairly insecure.

[Anonymous No.10598487]

Do you think Musk and Shkreli are going to share a jail cell?

[Anonymous No.10598493]

>>10598470
It's going to be much less in stocks soon. Maybe 500k to passively have good income. Automation/tech and housing decline is going to make it big.

Housing prices are declining worldwide in attractive markets.

[Anonymous No.10598509]

In any case the game might be ending soon. Sorry folks.

[Anonymous No.10598531]

>>10598482
and smart people find it hard to socially interact with or empathize with dumb

also happiness is more dependent on age and available cash anyways, not iq

[Anonymous No.10598553]

Starcux dividends tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10598572]

>>10598531
Happiness is pretty bullshit though. Chemically I am just super predisposed to it so I'm always near a 9-10 on that chart. It doesn't mean much.

[Anonymous No.10598577]

>>10598531
Lol ok buddy, that's about the most Reddit/Rick&Morty shit I've ever heard

[Anonymous No.10598587]

>>10598531

It’s hard to figure out whether IQ or wealth is the bigger confounding factor since smart people tend to be wealthier

[Anonymous No.10598613]

>>10598587
It's overpowered desu. Needs more balancing. Especially at the high end.

>someone spends 5 years on some shit
>past it in a few days

[Anonymous No.10598614]

Based Musk

[Anonymous No.10598631]

>>10598531
no its not retard LOL

[Anonymous No.10598637]

>>10598509
w-what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10598643]

>>10598572

[Anonymous No.10598664]

>>10598643
I just meant as on objective measure a life. Someone can be predisposed to happiness and low stress or the opposite.

It's not a measure of a man.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10598707]

SPY closed with an inverted hammer today on the daily. We should see a pullback tomorrow but with this market I don't even know anymore.

This bullrun may be immune to TA. Uncharted waters here.

[Anonymous No.10598727]

>>10598707
TA with the incredibly vague predictions once again
thanks

[Anonymous No.10598735]

>>10598707
green day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10598739]

>>10598707

>TA
>on the fucking total market

Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10598744]

>>10598739

[Anonymous No.10598745]

>>10598707

I too believe that the market will either go up or down tomorrow, or possibly stay the same.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10598747]

>>10598739
Who said I did it on the total market dummy? Many people chart the S&P. How new are you.

[Anonymous No.10598756]

>>10598747

Yes and you are all moon runing idiots lol

[Anonymous No.10598775]

>pick up 41k shares of $HMNY at .0699
>some CNN interview around 1pm EST with CEO tomorrow
>get crypto-like adrenaline rush

who is ready for my bags

[Anonymous No.10598781]

>>10598739
You can do TA on anything. Stocks, bonds, Tesla car production, global temperatures, average rainfall in rural Ohio...

[Anonymous No.10598812]

>>10598781

Yes and if you weren’t an idiot you could understand that TA is only relatively useful on some of those things due to the variables involved. It’s wasted effort.

You’ll learn after your first year of trading

[Anonymous No.10598818]

>>10598739
A pro trader I watched on youtube said that if someone came up with a trade based on TA only they got fired at morgan stanley. Was only used for timing entry points.

Wonder if people abuse TA to set up a chart to look a certain way to take advantage.

[Anonymous No.10598851]

whose holding BA and NOC for the rest of their lives? this goy

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10598873]

>>10598812
moron
S&P am amalgam of many market factors of which fundamental anal unless because it impossible to know all factors

>>10598818
kek no one cares how traders make their moves if they profitable, this guy full of crap

[Holdmoar No.10598885]

>>10598818
Morgan Stanley said Intel has the better CPUs than AMD. I'm pretty sure that story is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10598893]

whats the a dankest Emerging/euro market with a thick yield

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10598906]

>>10598885
Intel CPUs were godtier until recently,
AMD CPUs were patent trash, but AMD stole / bought GF chips now AMD might finally make good CPUS

[Anonymous No.10598930]

>>10598873
Fundamentally, the SPY will go to 400 next year
Bulls on parade

[Anonymous No.10598935]

>>10598873
>guessing the market

good luck retard either youll be in line at the bum feed or ill be in line at the grocery store but i wont take a risk like that

[Anonymous No.10598936]

>>10598775
I kinda want to grab 2k shares just for fun

[Anonymous No.10598960]

>>10598936
Against my better judgement, I'm gonna throw $100 at HMNY and waste a daytrade on it tomorrow. I made a ton of money from selling ETSY at $48 today, so why not.

[Anonymous No.10598973]

>>10598906
AMD has an alpha male CEO while Intel was ran by a psych degree beta from california.

[Anonymous No.10598977]

>>10598818
>Wonder if people abuse TA to set up a chart to look a certain way to take advantage.

every statistic does that to some degree

and statistics by there very nature are set up to look a certain way

[Anonymous No.10598985]

>>10598775
I only got 65 shares (roughly $5). I don't expect anything at all and probably will never get it back, but fuck it man. Might as well give it a shot.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10598996]

>>10598893
euro casinos !

>>10598930
kek even me TA says we about enter insane pump cycle,

>>10598935
>having an edge is impossible
-_-;

[Anonymous No.10599009]

>>10598996
The housing decline is pump city for stocks. That is until it goes contagious to the rest of the economy.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10599061]

>>10598146
uniroincally people kinda do this it called principle components analysis
they use vectors in the data space that are perpendicular to each other (I.E. crazy ceos vs crazy ceos)
it works as long as able avoid multicollinearity

[Anonymous No.10599074]

>>10598996
me thunking the nigger index EZA
everyone say they gonna crash but seems like only the zar takes effect

[Anonymous No.10599087]

>>10599061
The trick is different than that. See, it requires a lot of interdisciplinary abilities.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10599092]

>>10599009
hopefully china dumping their usa housing not interfere with this @_@

[Anonymous No.10599125]

>>10599092
It's everywhere. Don't think it's just China. Demographics and a lot of other effects. Main thing is that the idea of investing in housing is not going to hold up compared to stocks. It's not something I can describe perfectly but basically it's definitely tapped out and over bought right now. Even if you do immigration you won't keep a housing market up as they will be low.

Australia which has the highest rich immigrants percent in the world is having a bad housing market finally.

[Anonymous No.10599138]

This illustrates it well. Australia is like the key indicator. No need to even look elsewhere. You can just extrapolate.

[Anonymous No.10599145]

>>10598936

same, i just wanted to be a part of it.
Also $brzu just pulled a crypto-bart on the 1 week. If it holds 25$ my sack is telling me to pull out of HMNY right before the CNN shill and dive in.
where is your TA now

[Anonymous No.10599153]

>>10599138
with some background knowledge on australia demos and immigration

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/jun/06/australia-remains-preferred-destination-for-millionaire-migrants

E Z P Z to see what's going on. Don't need to look around. Just put that shit together and you can tell what's happening.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10599207]

>>10599074
the upside to your racism market is 65 max while downside 47
BUY FUDGING $FUN GLOB DANGIT!!!

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10599216]

werent there abunch of other posts here second ago ?_?

[Anonymous No.10599223]

>>10599216
I dont leave up any trade ideas long.

[Anonymous No.10599229]

>>10599216
>>10599223

It's everywhere. Don't think it's just China. Demographics and a lot of other effects. Main thing is that the idea of investing in housing is not going to hold up compared to stocks. It's not something I can describe perfectly but basically it's definitely tapped out and over bought right now. Even if you do immigration you won't keep a housing market up as they will be low.

Australia which has the highest rich immigrants percent in the world is having a bad housing market finally.

This illustrates it well. Australia is like the key indicator. No need to even look elsewhere. You can just extrapolate.

with some background knowledge on australia demos and immigration

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/jun/06/australia-remains-preferred-destination-for-millionaire-migrants

E Z P Z to see what's going on. Don't need to look around. Just put that shit together and you can tell what's happening.

[Standstill No.10599230]

>>10599216
No, you didn't see anything.
I also got up to date with 6 billion demons.

[Anonymous No.10599236]

>>10599229
>>10599223
not even that good of an idea desu, at least not relevant for people not looking for multiple year long trades (most of us)

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10599243]

Housing won't crash, but it will go downhill. A steady decline thanks to interest rates going up, the Fed dumping their balance sheet they accrued in 08, and a myriad of other reasons. Can't wait to see the Dollar Index hit 150.

[Anonymous No.10599249]

>>10599229
yep housing is so time delayed and greed attracted it always bubbles up

>it cant go down
mentality is too strong and people hoard that stuff

[Anonymous No.10599263]

>>10599236
>housing bubble
>not a good idea to trade based on

[Anonymous No.10599268]

>>10599207
>only 65
dont be a bigot

Also, I just read that FUN owns knotts berry farm
interesting

[Anonymous No.10599269]

>>10599216
bong rips before bed time

[Anonymous No.10599309]

>>10599263
Even the 08 bubble took over 5 years to play out. Shorting housing right now would be a five year or more trade, but it would be profitable.

[Anonymous No.10599324]

>>10599263
You know, housing bubbles can go very far beyond heighten what you can possibly imagine
>see 1920s housing bubble

[Anonymous No.10599333]

>>10599243
It can crash in some markets. I'm already hearing about 3% down payments again.

[Anonymous No.10599347]

>>10599309
I'm not short right now. I have a bunch of triggers and it depends which looks best. The thing I want to have is enough trade ideas I can react whatever happens once the pivot hits. I'm not going to guess what happens in the big news thing that's going to swing markets. Trump is too hard to anticipate so it's just building up options and finding the best ones.

[Anonymous No.10599368]

here's my plan:

>ride up bull run with good options trades
>wait for crash, all in on sqqq
>wait for housing to crash
>pick up 5 acres in the woods
>wait for apocalypse

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10599373]

>>10599229
#?_?#

>>10599230
me tried to read dead tube but ended up playing with self too much
KSBD am like.... if Vriska had lesbian imaginary friend kek, it not many peoples cup of tea except it bad ass

btw you prob didnt read even 1/3 KSBD, there "hidden" stories on every page ;P

>>10599268
they gonna buy Schlitterbahn and become bigger than Disney
>>10599269
X.X

[Anonymous No.10599385]

>>10595979
JUST incomming

[Anonymous No.10599404]

>>10599368
sorry, they patched "crashes and recessions" in 2009
we 100 year golden bull now

[Anonymous No.10599417]

who else thinks the chance of tariff implemention for 200b is much higher than market is pricing in?

I actually see it probable before election.

[Anonymous No.10599421]

>>10599373
>X.X
its wagie time tomorow, so as a butcher i cut up pigs n cows

and i slept in until noon today, so not tired yet :(

i need to build up stocks so i can move out

[Anonymous No.10599429]

>>10597320
Just wait for the Lion King senpai this is a long term play

[Anonymous No.10599430]

>>10599404
i mean to be honest id much fucking rather have this happen.

anyone fucking with Estee Lauder earnings? don't rich white women love that shit?

[Anonymous No.10599458]

>>10598707
Unless you know what exactly caused that candlestick pattern, your prediction is nothing more than a coin flip.

[Anonymous No.10599489]

>>10599368
You had your bull run Alex

[Anonymous No.10599507]

>>10598707
nah shits going down tomorrow for sure

[Anonymous No.10599530]

>>10599404
>sorry, they patched "crashes and recessions" in 2009
lol
no they patched out actual market cycles and replaced them w monetary policy fueled credit cycles. FED wasnt happy w just being able to control currencies. now they wanna control the market too

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10599533]

>>10599458
>giving him even 50% to be right

The equity in his trade is more like 5%. With bad entry and most likely a losing exit, his management of the trade increases his risk premium to pretty much as much as it can be. Then you have to account just simply being a fucking idiot and being wrong and then commission along with the spread.

Though, like Canadian Bill Jones said, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

[Anonymous No.10599539]

>>10599489
He was a true hero.

[Anonymous No.10599545]

del monte FDP has gotten totally rekt
Deep value or nah?

[Anonymous No.10599558]

>>10599417
>who else thinks the chance of tariff implemention for 200b is much higher than market is pricing in?
me does
desu i think whatever "pricing in" that WAS done for anything has been undone these last few weeks, with the exception being possibly agcoms

[Anonymous No.10599559]

>>10599530
excellent, the bullrun is set in stone

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10599563]

>>10599421
>butcher i cut up pigs n cows
sweet job did you go to school for that like Texan AM ?

[Anonymous No.10599569]

>>10599545
My instinct says it ought to be trading at 43 what the hell happened?

[Anonymous No.10599579]

just for your mental health, I've been watching this dude and he's based as fuck. very informative about controlling emotion in trading. even today, my dumbass sold DIS calls for profit and then fomo'd in again. i keep breaking my fucking rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzWJo8BJPPE

[Anonymous No.10599583]

>>10599373
What caused the $FUN dip? I don’t want to look into their financials tonight. Getting schlitterbahn would be huge.

[Anonymous No.10599585]

>>10599569
Just as a wild guess,

All food consumers got hit because of treasury yields, and anyone that doesnt make the 3% yield cut gets hammered

[Anonymous No.10599588]

>>10599569
>instinct
you're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10599589]

>>10599558
Yep, the market doesn't look right. They get trump wrong consistently.

[Anonymous No.10599612]

>>10599545
who knows desu
more intl tariff shenanigans (by US and everyone elses limp-dicked retaliations) could fug it up more for sure

>>10599559
lel naw. you know how the FED has a boner for "equilibrium" (in spite of it being literally impossible in terms of the market). it going up forever doesnt suit them or their large bank cohorts at all. regardless, i cant see why central bankers would throw us a bone like that

[Anonymous No.10599629]

>Bilibili CEO and founders have profile pictures of anime girls on their official social network account.


/our guys/?

[Anonymous No.10599630]

>>10599612
Its a new world, with new management
the banks have been saved by excellent buffet tier management
The bullrun of the 20s and 50s is here, we have oinly just begun

[Anonymous No.10599669]

>>10599629
FUCK yes! I’ll never buy BILI though, you have to remember there’s some creepy chink behind the qt who just wants your dollars.

[Anonymous No.10599675]

>>10599629
Theyre a Chinese ripoff of the unprofitable niconico douga

Ive been shorting that stock every time it goes past $12
Given its fundamentals, its a buy at $7~ 8 imo

[Anonymous No.10599685]

>>10599629
chink scam
dont buy, avoid at all costs
That includes all X of China stocks

[Anonymous No.10599708]

>>10599585
pretty silly considering that large cap companies w tons of cash have WAY less downside to them than literally any kind of bond. but youre right, pretty much any consumer that yields under 3% has been getting bitchslapped for seemingly no reason

>>10599630
the banks still havent figured out how the fuck theyre supposed to make any money in this new timeline, and its been almost 10 years. sure, theyre sitting on a big pile of it now, but give em another ten years and theyll have gambled it away via loaning it to smaller banks who will then loan it to literal retards who will default on em. then the FED WILL actually let all those small banks fail (cuz YOLO) and then idk

>>10599589
i dont understand why. hes been pretty straightforward that he was gonna do this shit pretty much all year. it will probably be slightly less intense than his worse case scenario (as per his used car salesman tactic of "drop the bmb, soften the blow"), but i have no doubt it will be heavier than the market has priced in rn. were just barely below ATH on SPY. 7 months of sideways does not seem like enough of a price in for a bunch of tariffs that arent even realized yet. at the very least were going sideways for a while longer till the full extent of tariffs actually happens

still think its the credit faggotry thats gonna ACTUALLY do us in desu

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10599723]

I just getting off my wagie job. I don't know how long I can do this boys
What's the next moon mission??

[Anonymous No.10599730]

>>10595963
>>10599428
Should I go all in on precious metals or industrial metals? Both have been awful this year.

[Anonymous No.10599744]

>>10599730
look out for paladium rallies
nobody in the media ever notices them and /biz/ doesnt notice because theyre too obsessed with altcoins

[Anonymous No.10599746]

>>10599723
DRUS is still the only moon mission
they just announced a new webstore to sell cops and firefighters new deathdrones to kill black people w

>>10599730
>Should I go all in on precious metals or industrial metals
no

buy platinum when south africa collapses into a racewar

[Anonymous No.10599779]

>>10599675
BILI is about to make profit because it has many sources of revenue and it keeps attracting big advertising companies because of their high traffic.

[Anonymous No.10599780]

>>10599708
the banks will make money via higher treasury yields, it has been set in stone
Nothing but ecstasy, growth, and smugness from here

PEP and STZ to 1000

[Anonymous No.10599784]

>>10595979
Beats me. I bought at $370 like a goober so this has just made me evens. Going private would be the best result but I doubt there's enough money for a buyout

[Standstill No.10599791]

>>10599373
>there "hidden" stories on every page
U wot. Elaborate

[Anonymous No.10599797]

>>10599563
na its shit minimum wage job

im at school for a degree in mechanical engineering, with no job experience in my field...

[Anonymous No.10599811]

>>10599746
What is you are opinion of the s.african market EZA
compared to other country etf it have like 0 currency risk and seems to perform well

[Anonymous No.10599815]

>>10599779
>BILI is about to make profit
tell me when it does and ill pay attention

there are other well established websites that even young chinese often browse, so I cant see bilibili too competitive outside of attracting chinese weebs

[Anonymous No.10599816]

For new mining and oil and gas companies, how long do they usually have to wait before they see profit? 5 to 10 years?

[Anonymous No.10599823]

>>10599746
Why is DRUS still declining even with the contracts though?

[Anonymous No.10599911]

>>10599815
>so I cant see bilibili too competitive outside of attracting chinese weebs


traffic looks good for the global rank. also they want to advance to the southeast asian market in the future. Asians like their anime.

[Anonymous No.10599933]

>>10599911
you're still fucking with chinese shit though.

idk man im weary of the chinese, especially with the golden american bulls running.

[Anonymous No.10599966]

>>10599911
the potential for growth is there
but i want to see them with positive earnings first

>>10599933
look at the clock. 2015 is way over

[Anonymous No.10599969]

someone post the picture of bilibili sucking communist cock at their headquarters

[Anonymous No.10600006]

>>10599811
im extremely short it rn and will be indefinitely

people like to talk about cooked books in terms of countries like china, but the ANC puts those faggots to shame. they pocket everything that isnt chained down, then sell the rest, off the records, to china. the new dipshit head cheese, zuma, is particularly incompetent and seems to have a boner for LARPing as mugabe and getting his congress to sing "kill the boer" (go ahead dumbass, kill all the farmers. that worked gr8 last time). i honestly dont see how they dont go full zim/hyperinflation within the year if things keep on the way they are going.

it doesnt sit particularly well w me, cuz i have friends over there and i know the MSM will entirely black it out, and i can also anticipate intl blockades in the event of another bushwar (which is fucking very likely. in terms of modern african history, were long overdue desu), but there it is. fuck, most people in the west are so fucking stupid they think that mandela and his bantu hordes are the original settlers of the cape, and that his lv1 machete drones didnt just arrive approx 70yrs ago because the boer actually managed to make SA into the only place on that godforsaken continent that had any money/employment. i shudder to think of when im going to be staring at dimwitted leftists donating directly to literal genocidal terrorists cuz theyre black and obv teh whites are invaders (even tho they fucking built the place, and the original tribes (hottentots) got along swimmingly w em).

fucking retards. hell, even most black people stateside are dumb enough to think that all of africa is one tribe, and theyre all related to each other. the ignorance of 90% of the west on this stuff sickens me. but they all got fucking opinions, right?
/rant

[Anonymous No.10600046]

>>10600006
hek hek hek
I understand the situation, but dat yield
Also it seems to perform well over time, but why

[Anonymous No.10600053]

>>10597427
I'm going to stay in

[Anonymous No.10600064]

>>10599933
>you're still fucking with chinese shit though.


not knowing western institutions are buying BILI in the millions.

https://fintel.io/sob/us/bili

[Anonymous No.10600082]

>>10599966
is finally forming a base. not sure if you are going to get it cheaper then this but I understand if you don't want to risk it.

[Anonymous No.10600116]

>>10600064
why should I invest in BILI over IQ?

[Anonymous No.10600185]

>>10600116
BILI has no debt compare to IQ. also analysis predict is going to take more time for IQ to make profit compare to BILI.

[Anonymous No.10600207]

>>10599823
shorts desu
wouldnt surprise me if well over 50% of the volume today was shorts
this is the only site i have that watches such things, and it only updates at the end of the week, but i noticed shorts creeping back in at the end of last week
https://otcshortreport.com/company/DRUS

>>10600046
>Also it seems to perform well over time, but why
irrelevancy
and communism
think about it. SA is fucking irrelevant in almost every respect. geographically, economically, politically. they follow the USSR/PRC playbook, but theyre WAY fucking dumber. while the ruskies and the chinks were/are smart enough to actually keep their shit straight enough to hold up to moderate scrutiny, the ANC doesnt even bother w it. and why would they? nearly no one in the entire world has any reason to put them under the microscope, other than the foreign parties who were invited in to strip the land of its resources. and why would THEY give a fuck? its not like SA collapsing will change anything in terms of mining operations. they already keep mercs around any serious operation in that continent 24/7 anyways. literally nothing new

not to mention, w all the money and effort that the UN and various NGOs make-erm-uh-i-mean put into that country, theres quite a few powerful parties that benefit GREATLY from south africa being/staying an easily manipulated banana republic. that yield is a fucking trap/bribe, just like literally everything else in that place

i mean do your own research, but imo, the only reason it hasnt already blown up is because the chinese dont want it to. they know what happens to the coloreds (khoi/san, indians, chinese, mulattos) when the bushwar gets going

[Anonymous No.10600274]

>>10597562
>>10597984
The Saudis were already in. There is no reason it should have traded higher on that news. It was on its way back down when Musk tweeted about the LBO.

"Cash out"? He owns 20% of the float. If he cashes out it goes to 0. Why are people long this stock so fucking dumb? The shorts do all the research, find all the problems, and check all the facts. The longs just throw money at Elon Musk because they think he is a hero and collectively decide to vote the shorts out of their money regardless of what reality is. Now, not because the company succeeded, not because a buyout is happening, but because the biggest conman of the century says it is happening, the stock soars while cars sit not delivered on time in dusty lots. If longs win on this in this way, it will be the greatest injustice to happen in the market ever.

[Anonymous No.10600294]

>>10599823
MMs tricking dumb money. Go long, buy dips, and don't fall for their bullshit. I'm up to 100,000 shares.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600317]

>>10600274
Reminder the Saudis are in on Snapchat

[Anonymous No.10600334]

>>10600274
>market
>injustice
lel
welcome to the real world

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600367]

I'm trying to look at CVX's PEG ratio but it's different on every single stock screener by a considerable margin.
Wat do? Which one to trust?

[Anonymous No.10600380]

>>10599779
do they provide you with statement of cash flows ?

[Anonymous No.10600400]

>>10600294
im getting back to it
only 70k rn

>>10600317
reminder that the saudi royal family is literally made up of mostly retarded, inbred faggots

also, whats this about saudis buying 5% in TSLA? why on earth would they be doing that? unless they really ARE running out of oil.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600407]

>>10600400
They may be retarded, but the house of Saud is part of [[[them]]]

[Anonymous No.10600423]

>>10600407
lol
careful m8
i got banned monday for telling you to not take SSRIs and proclaiming that TEVA and the FDA are in bed w one another
(((theyre))) watching lol

[Anonymous No.10600434]

>>10600407
also
threadly reminder that the power of moloch wanes in this timeline

cap this

[Anonymous No.10600438]

>>10600317
Nice, should see a buyout at $22 according to todays market.

I don't even care about the money. I went in ready to lose it. It's seeing retards like >>10599589 act like geniuses for getting rich off of a gutshot straight draw on the river that is aggravating.

>>10600400
It's a no brainer diversification play. They've been doing this for a while.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600441]

>>10600423
Um please don't be antisemetic, it's not the jews I'm referring to, but the world shadow government, so it's not bad

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600453]

>>10600434
Pic related will help us defeat moloch
the fire rises, brother

[Anonymous No.10600457]

>>10600441
by purchasing stocks, you are now part of the world shadow government
be careful

[Anonymous No.10600465]

>>10600438
>It's a no brainer diversification play
*no brained
they bought literally the dumbest fucking alt energy stock

>>10600441
>it's not the jews I'm referring to, but the world shadow government
lol
unironically, #metoo
unlike the lukewarm falseflagging kids that populate the chanosphere, im not one to get hung up on just one aspect of it

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600470]

>>10600457
I HAVE BECOME WHAT I SOUGHT TO DESTROY

[Anonymous No.10600491]

>>10600470
our best weapon has always been subversion
its what they fear the most

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600493]

The P/E ratio of CAT is different on morningstar, simply wall street, finviz, etc
Is there one place that will actually give me the right answer?

[Anonymous No.10600498]

>>10600493
no
you have to do the math manually

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600508]

>>10600498
I f-feel as though you're kidding, r-right??

[Anonymous No.10600509]

>>10600493
prolly not
ive been suspect of CATs books for a while now. specifically, since the FBI raided their HQ last year

[Anonymous No.10600522]

>>10600508
noope

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600541]

>>10600522
You be saying
That no financial institution
In the world
Has the P/E ratio for CAT

[Anonymous No.10600555]

>>10600541
correct
For some reason, Ive never seen a correct p/e ratio, its like the event horizon

[Anonymous No.10600568]

>>10600555
maths is hard an shieet

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600576]

>>10600555
wtf now I hate wallstreet, now I have to do this gay shit myself
Sad

[Anonymous No.10600582]

>>10600576
why dont you "invest" in a fucking calculator ;^)

[Standstill No.10600607]

fug enough programming I want to be a useless piece of shit and spend my day on /smg/

SEND HELP

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10600610]

People really think Elon would take TSLA private and lose an easy way to get money through public stock offering?

come on now use your brains you fucking dummies. It's so much easier to get funding through a publicly traded company rather than a private one, especially something like TSLA.

USE YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE /SMG/!!!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600618]

>>10600582
>mfw i can't be spoon fed the answers

[Anonymous No.10600646]

wow Dumbfy cant wait for le new thread

[Anonymous No.10600665]

>>10600610
correct me if im wrong, but wouldnt it be easier to get govt grants as a private company? especially a private co whos thesis is to "save teh world"?

i dont think TSLA is going private either, but i feel like either way, hed be alright. the man has a legitimate knack for stealing starry eyed libs munnys

>>10600046
wew
looks like its starting sooner than expected.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6030569/South-Africas-ANC-post-tweet-appearing-call-white-people-murderers.html
(i know i know >muh dailymail , but cuckchan wont let me link my other sites as its "spam". i hate this fucking site)
the ANC just last week passed a "law" that makes it illegal for whites to defend their land. fuckers waste no time, do they?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10600671]

>>10600646
Only for you faggot
>>10600666

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10600700]

>>10600665
>i dont think TSLA is going private either, but i feel like either way, hed be alright. the man has a legitimate knack for stealing starry eyed libs munnys
whatever happens all i know is this act brings volatility and thats something to trade on.

[Anonymous No.10600718]

>>10600700
very true
if i didnt have commissions to deal w, id be swinging them like mad desu

[Anonymous No.10600773]

>>10600700
Elon would take it private just for personal reasons. The shorts got to him bad and he has a lot of spite. I think he also thinks he can focus more longterm if private instead of having to worry about immediate profits. Think he wants to do EU and China factories without worrying about public scrutiny.

[Anonymous No.10600782]

>>10598476
Is this rev/user adjusted for the loss of users?

[Anonymous No.10600898]

>>10600773
I want 70 billions dollars.
Hmmm, I guess it takes more than wants to get something. Why do fucking longs always begin with Elons motivations. Think about what is physically fucking possible first. I can't imagine anyone with that kind of money shelling out for the largest LBO ever at a 20% premium for a company that has never made money.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10600925]

>>10600898
>I can't imagine anyone with that kind of money shelling out for the largest LBO ever at a 20% premium for a company that has never made money.
that is exactly what i was thinking.. like who the fuck would want to take it private before it's making money and really churning butter? doesn't make much sense.. but whatever i'll just go with the flow for now.

>>10600773
>Elon would take it private just for personal reasons.
Imo that's asking for TSLA to fail... just my opinion

[Anonymous No.10601486]

>>10600925
nice trip faggot