/smg/ - Stock Market General

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10593812]

SNAP-coaster & MuskyWussyFussy Edition

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Previous thread: >>10591740

[Anonymous No.10593826]

+230% since jan club where?

[Anonymous No.10593829]

Consider the following:

[None !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10593830]

>>10593812
FIRST FOR SNAP ANXIETY

[Anonymous No.10593834]

I can't stop laughing.

[Anonymous No.10593837]

TSLA Closing Price: $379.57

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10593839]

>>10593834

[Anonymous No.10593848]

>>10593834
A nice +70% day.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10593851]

Cool Disney dipped, time to buy more. I have a call on ICHR and I'm still holding my HEAR call.

[Anonymous No.10593853]

SELL AMD
TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.10593856]

>>10593839
He's African so they can't claim racism, checkmate lefties.

[Anonymous No.10593858]

Disney and ICHR but earning dips

[Anonymous No.10593861]

SNAP! TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.10593863]

>>10593812
TSLA to 410 EOW
Im going to be rich.

[Anonymous No.10593874]

>>10593829
this is why i don't buy, but remember TSLA has about 1 million model 3 orders, so if they did manage to fill the orders they'd have about 15 times as much revenue as they do now.
and they can improve margins by not giving away free internet anymore and shit like that

[Anonymous No.10593875]

congrats on this VIXcucks

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10593876]

Thank FUCK I stayed out of SNAP

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10593877]

>SNAP at $14.5

oh boy

[None !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10593888]

>when you bought a SNAP strangle so you profit NO MATTER WHAT

WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE FREE MONEY

[Anonymous No.10593889]

SNAP SHORTERS WIPED OUT HAHAHAHA
SMALL SPECS

[Anonymous No.10593900]

>>10593888
>muh post ER IV crush

[Anonymous No.10593912]

>>10593829
At least update the chart

[Anonymous No.10593919]

GSKY
MNK
ROAD

All wondrous features in treasure photo. You buy now, before too late!

[Anonymous No.10593920]

Snap - 16-17 bn valuation on a company with yearly revenues of 1 bn and which loses subscribers.

[Anonymous No.10593921]

What's happening with SNAP

[Anonymous No.10593926]

EKSO

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10593935]

https://services.choruscall.com/links/snap1808077FoTlUlU.html

Call starts in 45 minutes

>>10593888
What is your expiration? I moved my 17th to the 24th because the crush was about 25% less

[Anonymous No.10593939]

>>10593812

REEEEE ELON IS GOING TO GET SUED AND RAPED IN COURT AND I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO TAKE US TO MARS WITH LE BLACK SCIENCE MAN

[Anonymous No.10593944]

>>10593921
Pumping so smart money can get out with minimal losses while millennials pick up the bags because of thots and hot dog golems

[Anonymous No.10593949]

>>10593935
wait they havent done the SNAP call yet and it pumped to 14? wtf?

[Anonymous No.10593956]

SNAP MOONING!!!

[Anonymous No.10593960]

>>10593919
I can't tell if you're trolling the shill or not

[Anonymous No.10593962]

>>10593939
The only thing this hambeast overclocks are his GrubHub orders.

[Anonymous No.10593966]

>>10593939
Black Science Man openly slandered SpaceX in its early days.
He will be the first to be tried for treason and flushed out of the airlock in the coming Empire.

[Anonymous No.10593971]

It...it's gonna crash, right?

(Tell me it's gonna crash...)

[Anonymous No.10593972]

>>10593912
I would with my paint.net but I got interview right now; I'll make when I get back in 2 hours.
Or somebody else will beat me to it. Sorry.

[Earnings Badger No.10593973]

>>10593956
HAHAH HOLY SHIT i did not expect that at all. i was gonna tell u guys its gonna fucking crash hard but i been busy playing diablo 2

[Anonymous No.10593976]

>elon uses his shares to vote no on the buyout

[None !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10593980]

>>10593935
weekly aug 10
gonna be most volatile and ill be selling at open

[Anonymous No.10593990]

DDD TO THE MOON BABYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.10593995]

Welp, SNAP wiped me out. It's been fun friends, I'll see you again in a couple of months.

[Anonymous No.10594000]

>>10593971
My $400 in puts are now worthless
KILL ME

[Anonymous No.10594006]

>>10593971
Yes, once earnings come in at -.25 a share

[Anonymous No.10594009]

hope you bought monthly options, fuck weekly.
might still be a chance for SNAP to tank.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594022]

>>10593949
they beat estimates.

[Anonymous No.10594024]

>>10593960
>>10593919
GSK looks like a good buy right now. Spiked after positive news yesterday, followed by heavy shorting today which caused it to dip. Once the shorts cover I'm expecting $20 easy.

MNK looks good on fundamentals, but jumping in after a 20% surge today is basically FOMO. Will look for a technical entry opportunity.

ROAD is a meme, and I can't really judge it very well. But in general new companies which dip below IPO prices are good buys as they usually recover. Even absolutely shit stocks like DBX.

[Anonymous No.10594031]

To the anon that said he bought snap puts and told me i would be crying after posting my long. better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.10594032]

Every earnings season I'm thankful that my cuck broker doesn't give me options on US-traded stocks.

[Anonymous No.10594033]

>>10593831
What if I don't and I just got caught up in the memes?

Also should I short CTL? CenturyLink is a bloated garbage company and will "probably" miss their earnings.

[Anonymous No.10594050]

>>10593829
>GM founded in 1908
>Ford founded in 1903
>Tesla founded in 2003

[Holdmoar No.10594054]

After hours action killed all my gains already. Can this earnings period just be over?

[Anonymous No.10594055]

>>10594000
Just consider the $400 to be the price of your education in options trading and move on.

[Anonymous No.10594058]

>>10594022
Still unprofitable.

[Anonymous No.10594062]

>>10593853
>Sell AMD
>He doesn't think AMD is going to 50 bux

[Anonymous No.10594063]

>>10594031
That was me, completely wiped out my portfolio. I won't be able to put money back into my account until next semester when I get my next student loan refund. Never stop gambling anons...

[Anonymous No.10594064]

i have been justed by DISH, Office depot, and snap.
but Kraft and Hertz were good plays.
Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.10594066]

Paging Baggie, post your SNAPcalls.

[Anonymous No.10594070]

Stupid fucking small specs holy shit

[Anonymous No.10594073]

>tfw sold calls for puts last minute

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10594076]

>these SNAP people
Cuties

[Anonymous No.10594082]

If I just did the opposite option of what my brain told me to do, I would be living under a bridge I bought instead of some crummy freeway underpass.

[Anonymous No.10594084]

holy shit I wish I bought snap. I told my boomer parents to buy it but I thought it was a meme.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10594090]

Sorry you didn't listen to me on closing that SNAP short, hope you enjoy your margin call.

[None !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10594095]

>>10594063
>not just buying a fucking strangle for far less money

[really nice guy No.10594097]

>>10594090
Thank you baggy, very cool!

How long does this pony go?

[Anonymous No.10594099]

>>10594090
>He thinks I have enough money to trade on margin
Silly baggie.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10594105]

We live to gamble another day boys. This image is all too real, I can only ever do well when I'm in a losing position.

[Anonymous No.10594110]

>>10594090
>he listened to his 7 yo nephew.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594114]

>>10594073
>>10594063
Goddamned you shits, I told you to straddle

[Earnings Badger No.10594120]

I hope you guys realize SNAP is just being over valued right now you didnt miss out on a large pump cause that shit is gonna crash way too hard for most to handle.

Might as well call the funeral home if your still in it cause ur about to neck urself by end of week.

[Anonymous No.10594125]

>>10593839

[Anonymous No.10594127]

I've been telling you fuckers to buy snap calls for three weeks now

[Anonymous No.10594133]

I have no reason to come here anymore for awhile. I will genuinely miss you guys. Obsessed kneepad fan signing out...

[Anonymous No.10594142]

>EKSO
NOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.10594151]

>>10594120
man what the fuck do you think weekly expiration options are for? I'm not a fucking buy and hold investor

[really nice guy No.10594159]

RH gives me after hours trading for free? Should I sell out of SNAP before it goes back down?

[Anonymous No.10594160]

>>10594133
>couldnt even outperform rkg
sad

[Anonymous No.10594163]

>>10593839
>>10594125

wtf I love Elon now

[Anonymous No.10594166]

>>10593990

feelsgoodman.jpg

[Anonymous No.10594172]

>>10594133
You'll be back soon. I know your face.

[None !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10594178]

>>10594159
yes take your profits

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594181]

>Saudi Prince $250M stake in SNAP

[Anonymous No.10594184]

>>10594024
MNK P/E ratio still 3 or less after price jump. A 3 P/E ratio with below 1 book to price. What you have lose? You think better investment?

ROAD is meme, but you buy now. Why you want loose golden oxen opportunity????

[Anonymous No.10594187]

>>10594159
sell it fast, it's dropping like a rock

[Anonymous No.10594207]

SELL SNAP AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.10594208]

>>10594063
sorry anon. I broke even between snap and wtw though.

[Anonymous No.10594214]

>>10594159
hold it into Friday

[Earnings Badger No.10594215]

>>10594151
U cant sell them after hours when ER's happen though.

[Anonymous No.10594232]

wtf TSLA

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10594233]

What the fuck is ICHR doing. I swear to god just go down, let me take this loss don't play with my heart.

[Anonymous No.10594237]

>>10594215
Snap will be up tomorrow, and will likely continue to rise all week.

obviously don't buy shares in fucking Snapchat with the intention of holding them for a year

[really nice guy No.10594246]

>>10594215
It let me sell, should’ve done it sooner though

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10594247]

>dr pepper crashes
FUCK
>snapchat moons
Phew
It was a good day today, lets keep it up tomorrow
>>10594133
Sorry my dude, hang in there

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10594249]

>>10594133
NOOOOOOOO T_T those were good times
why did you have blow portfolio

NOOOOOOOOOOO! dont go ;_; me will miissu you T_T !!!!!!!
damn you snap!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10594257]

SP500 all time high tommrow, get your hats ready

[Anonymous No.10594261]

this shit is such a fucking bubble

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10594263]

>>10594133
>>10594249
He finally got her attention after death.
Sad, really

[Anonymous No.10594265]

>>10593863
Don't count your chickens before the 8K.
>90 minute trading halt.
>No one at Tesla besides Elon has spoken about this.
>Elon's jet is gassed up 4000 pounds overweight.

[Anonymous No.10594268]

Tetra Bio Pharma update. +16% on the day. No news. It wasn't quite oversold yet, and the chart didn't necessarily call for a bounce up this significant, so there may be some validity to a little rumor I heard. It seems, according to little birdies, that they may be announcing a major distribution deal this week.

It's a secret though.

[Anonymous No.10594273]

>>10594062
>check AH price
>19.43, same as previous close
heheheheh

[Anonymous No.10594286]

DDD 500% higher than expectations!

[Anonymous No.10594296]

>>10594249
Do a fun TA on the last day or week of TSLA. The stock moves make no sense.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10594310]

>>10594286
This is because of the hype that they're going take the 3d printers away after the blue wave. It's a big nothingburger.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10594332]

/smg/

[Anonymous No.10594333]

>>10594114
Just wanted to say thanks dude, I picked up a call to straddle SNAP on your advice the other day, feeling comfy af right now

[Anonymous No.10594336]

>>10594142
It might not be over for EKSO yet. I remember a similar pump last fall where it went from 1 to 2 dollars, pulled back to around 1.70, and then spiked all the way to $4.
I bought in at that 1.7 pullback, but then never sold until like 2.20 after it started dumping.

I doubt it can manage a repeat, but it is possible.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10594344]

>>10594181
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/07/prince-alwaleed-says-he-has-acquired-a-2point3percent-stake-in-snapchat.html

HAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO

[Holdmoar No.10594346]

Well I'm drinking cheap whiskey tonight. I've never gone from up 5% to -1% in less than an hour before, let alone after hours.

[Anonymous No.10594348]

Jesus TSLA moved 30m shares today, which is about a fifth of the total o/s. This must be one of the most traded companies right now, relative to it's total float.

[Anonymous No.10594350]

Buy SNAP is folly of idle soldier. SNAP is justly persistent in building only zero profit! That is a sucker's game, dude! Sell before it is too late!

[Anonymous No.10594362]

SNAP fine on revenue just like FB and Twtr but miss on users just like FB and Twtr yet SNAP moons??

[Anonymous No.10594363]

>>10594142
Sunrun poster winning streak and reputation has been destroyed

[Anonymous No.10594365]

>>10594233
ICHR needs to hurry up and break $24 so I can close my swing.

[Anonymous No.10594367]

>>10594166
>mfw nearly half of my diversity is DDD

[Anonymous No.10594369]

>>10594344
god damn sand niggers.

[Anonymous No.10594370]

Thoughts on XRAY? Crashed today, its super low.

[Anonymous No.10594374]

>>10594344
Saudi princes are famous for their intelligent and tasteful purchases

[Anonymous No.10594375]

>>10594332
I lost my first calls on tesla. Held from 315 to 290 on others, buying more entire time. held after earnings pop to 350 down to 340.

Don't blink. This was 70% of savings, with plans to put the rest in if they blew up after. This is not good advice for most people though. I did 24/7 research and investigation into Tesla and trying to figure out psychology of musk. Came to conclusion he had a trump card.

[Anonymous No.10594376]

>>10594159

Everyone else did.

[Anonymous No.10594382]

WHO MTCH HERE?
I knew it was going to moon when the CEO flexed on Facebook last month.

>>10594064
>pink boomer
Not canon to the official /biz/ lore. Boomer never loses.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10594397]

Someone asking for me TSLA TA, here it am
Basically saying 380 am the top until 2019

>>10594133
dont give up! these types of losses are the best teacher! me have read hundreds of histories of great traders / investers / hedge fund managers, almost ALL of them went through periods of blowing up portfolios! you will make it if you keep at it ! learn more options techniques for next time you come around like Kelly numbers !!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10594401]

SNAP coming down. Heres the crash boyos

[Anonymous No.10594420]

SNAP coming back down lol.
Where are the straddle guys, I guess this wont move much, since users declined.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10594421]

>>10594369
>be Saudi Oil Sheik
>buy your latest instagram whore
>fuck her and take a dump on her chest
>while you watch her shower her phone goes off
>what in Allah's name is this?
>smol ghost icon
>"white whore, what is this app?"
>Snapchat
>falls in love with it
>acquires it

[Anonymous No.10594426]

>>10594362
SNAP is about to get knifed.

[Anonymous No.10594432]

>>10594397
just a warning, that 380 top is going to get blown past if the 420 buyout materialized more. In case anyone relies on it.

[Anonymous No.10594455]

Muskie mentioning financial recession in earnings call twice, taking Tesla private for a few years
maybe he knows we are at the beginning of a recession or could be soon and knows that a recession could kill a public Tesla

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594458]

>>10594420
>>10594401
>>10594426
waiting for the call in 10 minutes. It'll move, donchu worry straddle boys

>>10594421
kek

[Anonymous No.10594459]

Whats the verdict on SNAP? can’t watch earnings call but showing they beat earnings estimates

[Anonymous No.10594468]

>>10594432
my 1 call is hoping for it....
or rip 1k premium

[Anonymous No.10594486]

How do you even profit with TSLA? Is the stock price gonna increase to $4200 if it increases 10x in value?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10594498]

>>10594397
-_-
here same chart zoomed in 1 min
yellow line at top same line

it bounced off that line pretty well
we'll see if it breaks past this line, me doubt it

[Anonymous No.10594506]

>>10594370
>Several billions in intangibles listed as assets
>barely turns a profit
>dentistry as a legitimate profession
>CEO has a serial killer name and isn't even a dentist
>negative EPS
>2 year old company

Hard pass.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594510]

>>10594459
none yet

need conference call

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10594518]

>>10594498
>>10594432
oops me quoted self >_> here

[Anonymous No.10594523]

>>10594459
SNAP is MTCH for sandniggers and poor people.

[Anonymous No.10594527]

>>10594498
People are still shocked and emotional. Just a few support pieces to the $420 buyout narrative and it breaks.

[Earnings Badger No.10594535]

>>10594133
hey, wyd?

[Holdmoar No.10594540]

>>10594455
I could see it. Spy is probably going to hit ath tomorrow and then drop within two weeks. And supposedly that's 6-12 months ahead if a recession indicator. I'd be sad if the bull comes to an end but I also wouldn't mind some discounts. The justing I'm getting right now makes me wonder.

[Anonymous No.10594541]

>>10594486
Trader is 1-6 months
Investor is longer

[Anonymous No.10594572]

>>10594498
how you get those lines to change color when they cross over? what code, or function, does that?

[Anonymous No.10594574]

heheeh https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/07/reuters-america-short-seller-jim-chanos-says-short-position-is-best-thing-going-for-tesla--cnbc.html

[Anonymous No.10594582]

wow that disney recovery

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10594603]

The biggest indication of a coming recession would be a blue wave in November.

[Anonymous No.10594610]

>>10594582
Disney's earning call must be GOAT or investors are being retarded.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594619]

>this guy on the call talking is killing the price

lmao

[Anonymous No.10594629]

[Anonymous No.10594631]

>>10594610
liberal super PACs are buying up all the cheap stock

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10594632]

>>10594365

[Anonymous No.10594641]

>Emerging markets bags ate all my US stock gains

[Anonymous No.10594650]

>>10594603
Why do you have such a hard-on for a blue wave?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10594664]

>>10594629
Dec 13th?

[Anonymous No.10594673]

SNAP users down, and I bet dumbasses still eat it up

Argh, go down you shitty hypestock

[Anonymous No.10594677]

>>10594664
No particular significance.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10594679]

>>10594527
the 420 narritive is comic book like

"380" ceiling comes from OBV vs Accumulation Distribution
its basically painting narrative that TSLA has been in long term downtrend volume wise

there simply ARENT ENOUGH stocks left for TSLA to sell for it to break 380

(me not really know though)

[Anonymous No.10594699]

daily reminder that we have begun the new technological era and there will never be another recession again

[Anonymous No.10594702]

>he fell for the bear crash meme

[Anonymous No.10594708]

>>10594677
>>10594664
I'll fix it to >current day though.

[Anonymous No.10594717]

>>10594603
I don’t see that. But a recession will come, Trump can’t prevent that. I secretly hope that he can torture the Chinese markets to let money flood into American markets, keep the bull running, Trump gets re-elected and when the Democratic president is elected the stock market plunges to depths unknown before

[Holdmoar No.10594718]

Back in the green by a whooping .2%. I'll take it, but really I can't take this rollar coaster. I'll check after after hours for fucks sake.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10594719]

>>10594679
WTF why are Tesla options disabled on robinhood?

[Anonymous No.10594725]

who here /420/?

[Anonymous No.10594732]

[Anonymous No.10594738]

>>10594486
Short term? Buy now, sell at 420.

The beauty of the buyout plan is that it's essentially already paid for by existing shorts. I've seen a lot of arguing about secured financing, but with the current level of TSLA shorting it actually doesn't even matter. Imagine:
1.) `20% of TSLA holders decide to accept cashout at $420
2.) >25% of float is short currently
3.) New private structure will not allow shorts - Limited buying/selling windows and the new structure has a clause to prevent owners from lending their shares or some shit.

For every current holder deciding to cash out, there's at least one trapped short who will be forced to buy their shares for more.
I'm sure Musk is well aware of the math given various outcomes and expected sellers himself. It's actually genius - though I do question the legality of the plan, if TSLA can go 'private' without any actual changes in ownership, what would prevent every other company from doing the same. It would be the end of shorting.

Of course, the actual fundamentals of TSLA are a dumpster fire so make sure to get out before it actually goes private, unless you want to lock in on years of underperformance with limited windows to sell.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10594741]

>>10594572
well, the equation comes from fractal resonance of lazy bear's wave trend,

it looks something like this
wt_color1 = wtColor(wta_1,wtb_1)
wt_color2 = wtColor(wta_2,wtb_2)
wt_color4 = wtColor(wta_4,wtb_4)
wt_color8 = wtColor(wta_8,wtb_8)
wt_color16 = wtColor(wta_16,wtb_16)
wt_color32 = wtColor(wta_32,wtb_32)
wt_color64 = wtColor(wta_64,wtb_64)
wt_color128 = wtColor(wta_128,wtb_128)

then you basically just

p1=plot(emaF1, title="Fast EMA 1", style=line, linewidth=2, color=wt_color1,transp=10)

and it magically works

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10594758]

If you think the battle of Tesla is actually over, the fact of the matter remains that a sand nigger or slant eye buy out of said company would be the final nail in the coffin. Also their retarded CEO is going to have lawyers up his ass for the rest of the year now.

[Anonymous No.10594766]

>>10594459

MOON

[None !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10594767]

I'll let you know what you missed out on at the open tomorrow. Until then, please, hold your bags.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10594771]

>>10594719
me have no clue how this working
pretty sure some people are going to jail x.x

[Anonymous No.10594778]

>mfw SNAP opens tomorrow at $13

[Anonymous No.10594793]

>>10594632
Replace "Endoh" with "Rothschild" or "Bogdanoff," and that would be the perfect representation of nearly every Anon in /biz/.

[Anonymous No.10594800]

>>10594699
what's your next pick ratsu? Is GIS still BUY?

[Anonymous No.10594802]

>>10594084
>Telling others to invest in something you don't

[Anonymous No.10594805]

And Snaps in the red after being up 11 percent.

[Anonymous No.10594810]

>>10594632
It will happen. Just a matter of time. ER coming up. Sentiment on AMAT and LRCX has already shifted bullish these last two weeks. Same should happen to ICHR.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10594819]

>>10594771
They pumped it then made it so we can't short it?
Fucking Elon

[Anonymous No.10594826]

>>10594758
that talaweed sand nigger should have bought tesla instead of snap

[Anonymous No.10594829]

SNAP RED

[Anonymous No.10594835]

>>10594778
>Wake up in the morning.
>-$2 pre-market
>Phew
>Shoots up to $13 after the bell

Wouldn't be the first time I started googling for nice gutters to pass out drunk in.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10594836]

>>10594810
ER was a flop the call just ended

[Anonymous No.10594839]

>>10594829
lmao

>Snap green to red

>Disney red to green

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10594842]

>>10594829
NO MY GAINS NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.10594843]

>>10594829
!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10594849]

Nice scare tactics SNAP

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594854]

>>10594829
>when SNAP hits 14.8 only to go RED

[None !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10594857]

>>10594829
IT'S GOOD EITHER WAY

[Anonymous No.10594863]

>>10594854
bring back that one dude who said he lost everything

[Anonymous No.10594872]

>>10594863
Too late, hes already dead

[Anonymous No.10594873]

>>10594800
For the short term, no GIS is no longer a buy
for the next few years? Yes it will double in price

My shorter term current swing pick is CBOE

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594875]

Pajeet needs to drop that amazon word if he wants to save the stock

>>10594063
You may be alive buddy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10594878]

What? Why is SNAP going down? Did they not use their filters on the earnings call or something?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594890]

>>10594878

[Anonymous No.10594893]

>>10594878
When has SNAP gone up? It's a shit tier stock as well as a shit tier app

[Earnings Badger No.10594894]

Heh, >>10593973
the crash has only just begun

[Anonymous No.10594898]

>>10594878
The whole call was the sounds of a hot dog kicking the shit out of somebody

[Anonymous No.10594906]

WTF snap deleet thius

[Anonymous No.10594911]

>SNAP red
>DIS green
lmao

[Anonymous No.10594916]

>>10594878

[Anonymous No.10594917]

So how about long term profits with Tesla? I could sell now and make profit but I bought imagining the long run and the future of the car industry. I don't need the money now.

[Anonymous No.10594947]

Honestly how likely do you think it is tesla will hit 410 in the next 30 days?

[Anonymous No.10594948]

>>10594836
Odd my broker had it listed for later this week. Good to know though, thanks. Was the call really bad or something?
Based on the immediate numbers, its still looking at a forward P/E around 5.

[Anonymous No.10594971]

SNAP from up 12% AH now down to -3% what a rollercoaster.

Is it because pic related? Why is earningwhispers expected EPS so much different from consensus anyways?

[Anonymous No.10594977]

>>10594917
looks good imo

>>10594947
very good. I think the 420 price on private is legitimate. I'm assuming most won't need the buyout.

[Anonymous No.10594982]

>>10594826
>people complain about new snapchat update
>decide to invest in it despite custimers being upset
Serves that retarded prince right for being a retard.

>>10594898
More like based Kaiji "Anon" Ito kicking a stupid Saudi Prince, stealing all of his money, and then losing all of his earnings by spending it in the gambling apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.10594986]

lol that guy killed himself

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10594994]

>>10594971
>12.35 print

in the shitter she goes

[Anonymous No.10594995]

>>10594977
basically the stock of tesla being traded doesn't represent the HODL people in the stock. I think they get hyped up by seeing it rise too. Probably wont have to buy out many people.

[Anonymous No.10595013]

>>10593812
Stop shilling these shitty KYC exchanges, nobody is gonna give over their ssn, mmn, and a selfie of them holding their id just to trade stocks in 2018.
1Broker you can trade stocks with crypto with NO KYC BULLSHIT.

[Anonymous No.10595029]

>>10595013
>1Broker.com is operated by 1pool Ltd., a corporation registered in the Republic of the Marshall Islands.
lmao

[Anonymous No.10595031]

>>10594994
-5% now and diving further.

I might actually make a profit on my puts lol

[Anonymous No.10595058]

RIP to the guy that bought calls on Snap. Stop messing around with these internet meme stocks. They're not profitable.

[Holdmoar No.10595070]

>>10595029
Oh God is it? Fucking lmao. The republic of scam island is always good for a laugh. How many "shipping" companies are based out of there again?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595086]

>>10595031
No, in the next 25 minutes it will be green again!!!

[Anonymous No.10595094]

>>10595058
I’m long the stock. I don’t play options. I should have sold at 10% but I’ll have my day again soon

[Anonymous No.10595096]

Hey there buddy, you're supposed to be going down. You can stop that now.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10595098]

>>10595086
It honestly might

might not get IV crushed after all

[Anonymous No.10595106]

>>10595070
Takes me back. DRYS was a hell of a meme.

[Anonymous No.10595116]

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK SNAP I WANT OFF THIS ROLLER COASTER

[Anonymous No.10595117]

SNAP heading back to the green
A new Hope

[Anonymous No.10595120]

>it's at 13 again
i can't take this rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.10595127]

>>10594741
A million thank yous waifu , I'll have to try it out when I get home from voting

[Anonymous No.10595129]

>>10595116
It's so snapstraddle memes can be fucked in the ass too.
It will open flat and stay that way for the week.

[Anonymous No.10595138]

WHAT IF

WHAT IF

(((They))) want every meme option buyers to lose money ?
Remember who sell those memes...

[Anonymous No.10595139]

Can this shit just give up and due already, like we all know it eventually will?

[Anonymous No.10595145]

SNAP WTF!!!’

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10595147]

>>10594948
Nothing bad, but the stock is down 5% in after hours so my call is poopy now.

[Anonymous No.10595148]

>>10593830
I won't sleep tonight. It was a last minute decision to throw my liquid cash into it at 13.05 and hope for the best.

[Anonymous No.10595150]

>>10593944
dog golems?

[Anonymous No.10595154]

>>10595138
Sounds reasonable. Jews were created to troll Anons. That's what my years o 4chan has taught me.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595200]

SNAP TOUCHED GREEN

[Anonymous No.10595203]

SNAP sees users drop during world cup (shows hot dawg emoji).
asked x3 to provide any guidance on daily active users. (hot dog emoji with mustard).

[Anonymous No.10595204]

GO HOME SNAP, YOURE DRUNK

NO ONE LIKES YOU, NO ONE WOULD CARE IF YOU DIED

[Anonymous No.10595205]

how is after market trading legal

[Anonymous No.10595211]

It...it's just another pump...r-right guize?

[Anonymous No.10595214]

>>10595139
One heck of an AH roller coaster.
I think the original intention for companies to release results AMC to prevent these kind of large erratic price movements has largely been defeated now. You have to do it the berk way and release results over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.10595222]

I only use Snapchat to stalk my friends on the map when i "accidentally" run into them in the club. Dead app.

[Anonymous No.10595223]

>>10595211
IM SO CONFUSRD

[Anonymous No.10595224]

Option sellers gonna win on SNAP, I call it

[Anonymous No.10595226]

>>10595070
Marshall Islands is really a strange place. They have almost no copyright law and all that. Yet they are US protectorate

[Anonymous No.10595238]

It was foretold you dumb faggots

[Anonymous No.10595246]

>>10595211
Honestly, I think it may just end up trading flat and all you small specs will get absolutely JUSTed by the IVs on your options.

I hope this be a lesson at least. Don't ever buy high IV options going into earnings thinking its somehow "safe".

[Anonymous No.10595251]

>>10595150

[Anonymous No.10595260]

>>10595222
You arent alone

[Anonymous No.10595265]

>>10595013
>1Broker

[Anonymous No.10595267]

Get on that HMNY! They will explode soon. I know it

[Anonymous No.10595286]

Haha guys crypto is way too volatile, there's no wh-
>SNAP

[Anonymous No.10595294]

>>10594603
baggie is right and the selloff probably happens the day after midterms. the golden bull happened right after the election because corps and investors knew the tax bill was happening.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595295]

SNAP open green tomorrow or someone is going to pay

[Anonymous No.10595311]

>tfw I lost so much money on crypto there was no way I was touching SNAP

[Anonymous No.10595316]

Goodnight, /smg/.

[Anonymous No.10595320]

with the rise of retail in options people could take advantage selling calls and then keeping it flat for a week.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10595322]

>>10595286
But it didn't move

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595324]

>>10595316
Sleep tight!

[Anonymous No.10595332]

>>10595316
Night night! Also watching snap flicker between green and red is hilarious

[Anonymous No.10595357]

>Exited my SNAP straddle right before opens because I had a bad feeling out it.
Whew, glad that worked out.

[really nice guy No.10595364]

>>10595316
Sleep well :)

[Anonymous No.10595371]

>stocks of 10B+ companies behaving like shitcoins

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595385]

Buying puts on Bank of America tomorrow, robintrack has spoken

[Anonymous No.10595408]

>>10595385
>claims he will stop gambling and hold buffet stocks
>shorts buffet stocks

[Anonymous No.10595416]

>>10595385
>>10595408
Based comfer vacillating on his decisions every three days like clockwork

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595446]

>>10595408
>>10595416
I'm only gambling with a little bit of money this time, not all of it!!!
Pic related is my experimenting project trading on patterns on robintrack

[Anonymous No.10595453]

>>10595385
B of A confirmed buy

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595477]

>>10595453
Um actually my method worked a total of once, which is 100% of the time.
Therefor I'm a super pro

[Anonymous No.10595488]

>>10595371
Seriously, isn't this whole situation kinda, uh, bad?

Big bear inbound

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10595513]

>>10595477
Now even comfy is betting against me

[Anonymous No.10595521]

>>10595446
I hope you lose everything

[Anonymous No.10595528]

>>10595513
You two are best friends! He has to stop!

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10595534]

>>10595416
It am hard
The call of gamble a strong hatsu, like woman in heat

[Anonymous No.10595538]

>>10595295
They're losing users. SNAP open red.

[Anonymous No.10595539]

>>10595371
Legitimately laughed out loud.

[Anonymous No.10595544]

Just since nobody said it lol PZZA. Those people are absolutely defeated, this company is worth 12 dollars end of year. Buy Dec 22.5 put lottos for sick gains.

Another good short imo is BLNK, if Tesla ends up getting sued for some insane amount and/or Musk gets thrown into prison that is half the entire reason to buy BLNK gone right there (hint: the buyout).

Also for a super long I just love ETSY, its really becoming a lifestyle brand for millennials, can really see it hitting 100 by 2020.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595547]

>>10595513
>>10595528
Sorry best friend, I'll let you live in my guest house after I /make it/. I'll buy you Japanese hookers too! I will hire everyone on /smg/ and we can have orgies and read picture books together
>>10595521
I will succeed, and because you are my favorite poster, I am not offended

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10595566]

>>10595547
I don't want the orgies or hookers, but I will enjoy the picture book reading.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595576]

>>10595566
And we can eat smores by the campfire!

[really nice guy No.10595585]

>>10595547
Hire me please :)

[Anonymous No.10595593]

i bought snap puts and am very amused by todays events

[Texas anon No.10595597]

>>10595547
Gibs job pls

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10595598]

>>10595127
omg kek it way harder than that, just showing basic method
you need the fractal resonance code and the color scheme code...

will walk you through it if you ever get back, it very easy and neat trick for learn

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10595608]

>>10595585
>>10595597
Yis we all work at Autism Incorporated.
I must go wageslave now to raise capital

[Anonymous No.10595631]

>>10595547
Can you please explain your method? Is it the most traded on Robinhood or something? Then you put?

[really nice guy No.10595633]

>>10595608
I’m wage slaving right now, I feel that
Good luck at work

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10595643]

I already miss comfy

[Anonymous No.10595671]

>>10595631
You see how on some stocks the number of robinhood owners seems to inverse the value of the stock? It sort of looks like a double helix or a caduceus. Comfy thinks he can effectively inverse the opinion of the average robinhood user to score a profit.

[Anonymous No.10595690]

>>10595671
but the number of users holding doesn't change much desu

[Anonymous No.10595697]

divs investor here, anyone got a good growth div stock with a 3+% dividend. I have over 15 positions but just trying to see what smg thinks has good future growth potential

[Anonymous No.10595699]

>>10595690
That's why it won't work :D

[Anonymous No.10595700]

>>10595643
Filtered

[Anonymous No.10595712]

Reminder that whoever believe in Chinese stats are fool
>Total vegetable production in China have already reached 0.6 tons per capita per year (1.6kg per day)
>Barely any export or discarding or reprocessing which implies most are directly consumed
That's outright fraud

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10595723]

>>10595671
it worked for GPRO, TSLA, MU

[Anonymous No.10595724]

>>10595671
This is just people buying low and selling high.

[really nice guy No.10595735]

>>10595697
CY is just below 3% and looks to have a lot of potential growth

[Anonymous No.10595736]

>>10595697
OHI has treated me very well both on growth and dividends. I made an excel spreadsheet for grading dividend stocks based on potential return and general statistics off Yahoo Finance that has helped a lot

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10595749]

>>10595735
I fucking love CY. They've been paying down their debt and all the moves their CEO made are finally paying off. They also pay a comfy div

[Anonymous No.10595756]

My rent is due friday.

I put my last 100 dollars on a 12.5 snapchat put

I need 400 for rent

How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.10595778]

>>10595756

[Anonymous No.10595783]

>>10595756
Can you ask mommies for milkies?

[Anonymous No.10595790]

>snapstraddlers all get WRECKED

[Anonymous No.10595793]

>>10595756
If you go through RH you're 100% fucked unless you have a cash account.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10595826]

>>10595723
actually GPRO buyers look like /SMART MONEY/
no bag holder here

wish could see Robinhood tracker on BTC x.x

[Earnings Badger No.10595831]

>>10595756
Ill loan you the 400$ but it has a compounding interest rate of 5% per day

[Anonymous No.10595832]

>>10595756
If you're not lapping you're in trouble. Why would you do that?
>>10595790
Not me lol, I sold mine at 9:00 for a profit

[Anonymous No.10595844]

good thing my stock is popular in both app form and website form. why are people buying snap when is just an app?

[Anonymous No.10595858]

>>10595756
ask your landlord how many blowjobs counts as $400

but just a heads up it's probably gonna be like twenty

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10595863]

>>10595756

[Texas anon No.10595873]

>>10595831
HMNY might take you up on that.

[Anonymous No.10595884]

>>10595608
Enjoy wagie
Ill be taking a golden bull nap after my golden bull lunch

[Earnings Badger No.10595889]

>>10595873
>
Not hank you sir, My gf told me if i ever bought shares in HMNY i need to move all of her stuff out cause ill be single when im done going broke.

[Anonymous No.10595905]

>>10595735
>>10595736
thanks frens

[Anonymous No.10595908]

>>10595863
Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.10595951]

>>10595756
>gambling with money needed for necessary costs
anon you're a degenerate

heres a rule for me:

Paycheck 1
1st $ goes to ensuring rent is paid
2nd $ goes to ensure my car is paid
3rd $ goes to ensure I have food
4th $ goes to pay off my credit card
5th $ goes to my brokerage account

Paycheck 2
1st $ goes into savings
2nd $ goes into brokerage
3rd $ goes to hookers and blow

Rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous No.10595964]

>>10595963
NEW
>>10595963
NEW

[Anonymous No.10596028]

>>10595831
I did the math for lulz, this is holding for a year with no payments


>>10595964
Dude you can wait like an hour for the thread to sink.

[Anonymous No.10596653]

>>10595538
Eh. Maybe. They improved massively over Q1 despite the 2% user loss. Prince is also a vote of confidence. It’s a meme tech stock, expect $490 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10596881]

>>10596028