/smg/ - Stock Market General

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10590046]

Wu Tang is for the kids edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
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TD Ameritade
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>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
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Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
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CNBC Live:
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Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>10585917

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10590058]

First for Grim being a nice man

[Anonymous No.10590059]

First for GREEENNN

[Anonymous No.10590064]

bulls won

[Anonymous No.10590071]

You need to diversify yo bonds nigga

[Anonymous No.10590075]

just buy it NYA

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10590076]

666th for
No puts untill 287

[Anonymous No.10590077]

>>10590059
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need.
And when I looked into your future, it's the green that I see!

[Anonymous No.10590089]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.10590092]

>>10590076
Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

[The Kike Army !!I+hBMpvgc+5 No.10590095]

Reminder that you should daytrade if you want real profits

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10590107]

>>10590058
i like you!!!!
>>10590095
post trades

[Anonymous No.10590109]

any oil barons in here

[Anonymous No.10590116]

>>10590046
Literally just started an ameritrade account with 1.5k. Where do I start?
>inb4 AMD

[Anonymous No.10590117]

Weekly casino

Who's excited for SNAP?

[Anonymous No.10590118]

>CRMD down 6%

It wasn't supposed to be like this

[Anonymous No.10590122]

>>10590095
swing trade

[Anonymous No.10590128]

>>10590109
YOOOOOOOOOO got 200 shares of UWT.

GET FUKT IRAN

[Anonymous No.10590131]

>>10590095
Minute Trade for 60x profits

[Anonymous No.10590133]

>>10590109
I'm hoping to become one, very interested in oil

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10590139]

>>10590092
You realize if you followed me trades youd have 90% profit, right?
No hate ;_;

[Anonymous No.10590142]

>>10590109
Does LOVAZA®©™ (Ask your doctor if LOVAZA®©™ is right for you) fish oil count?

[Anonymous No.10590144]

>>10590128
Oh shit it's already started? Fuck, I don't have my money yet.

[Anonymous No.10590148]

>>10590117
I didn't think the premium justified the price movement and risk; I sold at price I bought at.
Just a straight gamble on this company; I don't like that.

[Anonymous No.10590150]

>>10590109
I'm in USO but that shit moves so god damn slow. I need to find a leveraged oil bull etf or something

[The Kike Army !!I+hBMpvgc+5 No.10590152]

>>10590107
Screenshots or trades? I'm not posting my codes here

>>10590122
Again with this meme.

Stop fucking noobs up with this gay strat.

Swing trade has just the same risks as day trading without the margins so less award

[Anonymous No.10590155]

>>10590131
second trade for 3600x profits

[Anonymous No.10590156]

>>10590139
>he still hasn't taken the rkg pill
>in 2018
>he still thinks he will make it

[The Silver Shill No.10590157]

>>10590117
whoever is buying dish and ODP, the 90s called. you need to go the fuck back
t. guy who lost puts against them

[Anonymous No.10590162]

>>10590139
more like 90% loss

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10590164]

>>10590152
Post portfolio, post something!!!!!

[Dividend faggot No.10590165]

>>10590089
We're all gonna make it with monthly payouts, fren. Just a little bit every payday is all it takes. The decades will just fly by!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10590166]

>>10590152
Reported for anti semitism

[Anonymous No.10590168]

>>10590144
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1026762818773757955

''The Iran sanctions have officially been cast. These are the most biting sanctions ever imposed, and in November they ratchet up to yet another level. Anyone doing business with Iran will NOT be doing business with the United States. I am asking for WORLD PEACE, nothing less!''

This morning, 6 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.10590176]

EKSO!!!!

THANK YOU BASE SUNRUN ANON

[Anonymous No.10590179]

>>10590168
THANK YOU BASED CHEETO MAN

Has there ever been a president so fucking based? Obama was bent over by every country, that cuck.

[The Silver Shill No.10590185]

>>10590164
made 280 bucks off a HTZ call today
based hertz
>intel calls paying off
>getting raped by dish
>getting raped by odp
>cvs call paying off
>Ford call flat
>Snap puts... well see

[Anonymous No.10590190]

Everything i need to know about stocks i learned from GTA 5

[Earnings Badger No.10590195]

>>10590046
Sup grim, I didnt get bitch slapped this morning , i did the bitch slapping.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10590205]

>>10590195
You're going to make it. Good job son!

[Anonymous No.10590209]

>>10590190
Kek, kinda like how I learned to play poker from Red Dead Redemption

[Anonymous No.10590222]

Don't let me down, DIS.

[Anonymous No.10590240]

LCI getting ready to take off

[Anonymous No.10590254]

selling aapl calls paid off for once

[Anonymous No.10590257]

>>10590117
SNAP is always good for wiping out small specs

[Anonymous No.10590258]

>>10590117
Snap is up fucking two percent

I should just stop using puts period.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10590267]

HMNY looks pretty cheap right now. I reckon this is a great opportunity to buy some. Anybody have any clue how many shorts are currently outstanding?

[Anonymous No.10590270]

>>10590258
>he shorted Short squeeze Incorporated

Youre a sinch kid, it curtains for ya

[Anonymous No.10590277]

all, as someone who pushed back on AMRS over the last 3 years, their ER yesterday shows me that they are finally ready to start knocking down big results and growing quickly.
with their sweeteners having a buyer for the next 3 years and their cosmetic products selling out huge in Sephora, they will be racking in the revenue.
I am buying in. with expectations of a lot of growth in the next few years

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10590280]

>>10590258
SNAP is the only social media worth having these days.

[Anonymous No.10590282]

>>10590270
I bought two weeks ago
Holding until I'm blown up or own a yatch

[Anonymous No.10590285]

>>10590267
Like over a billion

[Anonymous No.10590288]

>>10590168
>and in November they ratchet up to yet another level
So we have until mid October to buy oil and gas.
oil and gas in space when

[Anonymous No.10590303]

>>10590288
Yes. Buy it up. Oil to 120 WHEN?

>>10590179
#mypresident

[Anonymous No.10590313]

>>10590122
good bless BILI the popularity of the Fate series is not stopping. also they always talk about it on /a/,/v/, and /vg/.

[Anonymous No.10590316]

>>10590185
based hertz is right

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10590322]

Thoughts on Ichor ER today boys?

[Anonymous No.10590325]

>>10590168
>not letting Iran nuke israel
fuck cheeto man

[Anonymous No.10590341]

>>10590277
Amy-chan!

[Anonymous No.10590344]

>>10590277
Their Biossance meme is growing rapidly
JC Penney may be a dying a chain but that is not the point.
Biossance is being shilled everywhere and we can expect much more representation in the coming quarters.

Plus, AMRS gross margins are fuck huge (+70%) for a specialty chemical company.

What I am worried is their 3 deals with the chinks. Memelo said they proved to be more complicated than expected... We should send him pic related to warn him on what he is up to.

>pic related is the tales of a steel trader in China and his reason why China should be nuked and experienced a second Nanjing massacre

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10590345]

>>10590325
Israel is the only democracy in that shit hole. You're an idiot. I hope you short SNAP.

[Anonymous No.10590355]

r8 my day #3 portfolio
>18 years old
>only research I've done is lurking /smg/
>only money is maybe $50 a week from parttime wagecucking

[Anonymous No.10590361]

>>10590355
needs more HMNY

[Anonymous No.10590362]

>>10590345
Fuck you, kike.

>>10590325
Meh, I agree, but Iran does suck. 'Death to America' and all.

[Anonymous No.10590372]

>>10590361
put in another $2 of HMNY?

[Anonymous No.10590376]

Cramer has been Fudding SMG
time to buy?

[Anonymous No.10590382]

>>10590355
For god's sake I told you yesterday, get rid of the HMNY! The HPQ might be good, but Jesus get real stocks not memes

[Anonymous No.10590387]

>>10590355
all in on HMNY
Deep value

[Anonymous No.10590390]

>>10590376
>listening to analysts
might as well open wide and do a goatse if you're listening to those idiots

[Anonymous No.10590403]

>>10590390
I would be doing the opposite though

[Anonymous No.10590406]

>>10590355
Let go of HMNY.
Get NOK:US. Finnfags will thank you.

[Anonymous No.10590407]

>>10590387
rip

[Anonymous No.10590408]

>>10590390
>Cramer
>an analyst

[Anonymous No.10590415]

>>10590382
I promise to sell it all when it hits $0.11 again I promise
It'll keep doing this little spike bullshit in the morning, right? I hope it holds pattern
You're right but I don't want to acknowledge it
The rush of profit with minimal risk gets my poorfag dick hard

[Anonymous No.10590422]

>22
we're back from the underworld

[Anonymous No.10590434]

>>10590407
What is a death gurgle?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10590435]

>>10590407
HMNY is going to do a 20 timer when it short squeezes.

[Anonymous No.10590438]

>>10590408
If it preaches and screeches, it's an analyst.

[Anonymous No.10590440]

I'm starting to believe that we are at a good entry point for NWL. I'm going to build a position and see if I can at least get a decent swing trade out of it.

[Anonymous No.10590444]

Portfolio Rating Time: Divs in Alphabetical Order

AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, PFE, PG, PSX, T, V, VZ

Biggest holders are KO, AAPL, T, PFE, PSX, JNJ and PG

I'm gonna snag some monthly divs like O. All suggestions welcome however I'm not into the 13% meme div that will cut or drop it at the sign of a correction

[Anonymous No.10590457]

>>10590422
Time to buy the sticky sticky dip?
>>10590415
Dude have you been here at all during the last three months? HMNY is a heinous Israeli/Indian scam, it's the laughing stock (kek) of the entire stock market. It's going to be delisted by early 2019 and will likely undergo a devastating reverse split before that.

[Anonymous No.10590488]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having buffalo tuna sandwich on WEAT and /k/ almonds. I'm up a nice 3% today which todally engulfed my loss of .15% yesterday lol. Today is my last day in this boomer hell this week so yay! Made spaghetti last night after the driving range and it was actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10590490]

>>10590444
why don't you just buy etfs? wtf

[Anonymous No.10590496]

>>10590325
got it backwards brah, Iran doesn't have nukes yet and Israel has the third largest stockpile in the world

if Donnie doesn't keep Iran from building nukes, Israel will first strike them

and that'll suck for everyone

or at least everyone that didn't go all in on USO calls

[Anonymous No.10590501]

>>10590444
thats basically correct,
I would drop IBM because Buffet did, and add MCD and PEP for their superior growth in both dividend and stock price

[Anonymous No.10590503]

>snap up 2 percent
>high IV anon rape imminent

[Anonymous No.10590507]

>>10590488
When would be a good time to get into WEAT?

[Anonymous No.10590514]

>>10590488
I feel nauseated and in pain

[Anonymous No.10590515]

>>10590488
'gi's 'gurt! I'm up .9%, chickened out and took profits from my /snapstraddle/, I'll leave the gambling for another day.

[Anonymous No.10590524]

>>10590507
Sub $7 was the buy in

[Anonymous No.10590538]

>>10590501
i like IBM for their cloud, security and early adoption of blockchain technology. its a risk I'm willing to take.

I've been looking to buy MCD, PEP and SBUX but haven't pulled the trigger yet.

>>10590490
I also have mutual funds, but these are stocks I want to hand select and see if I can beat the market over time. so far I've been about average with the S&P

[Anonymous No.10590552]

>>10590488
Based lunchbro
I got JUST'ed by ONCE... not ONCE but TWICE already
Each time it was because of (((subpar))) clinical trial results compared to BMRN
Luckily, I also owned BMRN and I think I will wait a few days before buying the ONCE dip

[Anonymous No.10590553]

>>10590131
What trading platform do you use?

[Anonymous No.10590571]

>>10590553
it was a joke

[Anonymous No.10590573]

>>10590514
same

[Anonymous No.10590578]

>tfw panic sold SNAP calls cause too scary for me and took in okay profit
>check back in 2 hours and its up a shitton

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK how do I get over this FOMO

[Anonymous No.10590586]

>>10590578
At least you didnt get raped by IV

[Anonymous No.10590587]

>>10590552
Ah shit I know those feels, stay stong bro

[Anonymous No.10590590]

>>10590538
I know this means nothing to you because I could be anyone, and I am. But I'm an engineer and I worked at IBM, specifically on/with their PaaS (cloud) IBM Bluemix and I can tell you straight up that it is horrible shit that nobody wants to touch. I've never met a client who wanted to be on IBM and who were there on their own volition. Everybody hates it and it is hopelessly far behind AWS and Azure. Don't rely on their cloud business to do anything except fail and lose market shares from now on. They have some big customers like American Express, but that is because of other business relations. Their cloud is ultrashit and nobody wants to build stuff on it.

Security they do pretty well, blockchain is a meme and I don't know about quantum computing but maybe they could do something there. Though, remember, IBM is a services company and not a technology company at this point.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10590599]

>>10590578
>buying calls with this IV
Why not just hold the stock in this situation desu if it's too stressful for options? It should swing one way or the other up to 15%

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10590608]

>>10590586
Speaking of IV, a rough way to do it is to take the IV for your option & subtract the following week (same expire OFC), and multiply by vega. That is your rough drop in value.

[Anonymous No.10590612]

>>10590599
I bought yesterday :( Should have kept holding

[Anonymous No.10590616]

>>10590139
>You realize if you followed me trades youd have 90% profit, right?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10590620]

>>10590608
sorry to be specific, calculating IV crush>>10590586

[Anonymous No.10590623]

>>10590599
If you bought a straddle on Friday the IV was only 100 percent. You could have sold on open today and just pocketed the now 200 percent IV markup ezpz.

[Anonymous No.10590632]

>>10590608
You seem really smart. Can you tell me if any of these holds are meh and if I would be better off consolidating some money into something like more QQQ or VOO instead?

[Anonymous No.10590636]

>>10589886

[Anonymous No.10590638]

BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL

ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT

[Anonymous No.10590639]

>>10590587
thx bro

[Anonymous No.10590658]

>>10590638
we bullpilled here

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10590659]

Is the real play on SNAP waiting to do something until the ER is over?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10590683]

>>10590117
SNAP calls, parlay into ROKU calls, parlay into RUTH calls ezpz.

[Anonymous No.10590685]

LIST OF COMPANY CEOS MEETING WITH TRUMP TODAY AT HIS GOLF RESORT

>Johnson & Johnson Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Alex Gorsky
>Continental Resources Inc. Chairman and CEO Harold Hamm
>FedEx Corp. Chairman and CEO Fred Smith
>Boeing Co. Chairman, President and CEO Dennis Muilenburg
>Honeywell International Inc. Chairman, President and CEO Darius Adamczyk
>Boston Beer Co. Inc. Chairman Jim Koch
>Ernst & Young Chairman and CEO Mark Weinberger
>Mastercard Inc. President and CEO Ajay Banga
>International Paper Co. Chairman and CEO Mark Sutton
>Red Apple Group Chairman, President and CEO John Catsimatidis

[Anonymous No.10590687]

>>10590176
Bulls and Bears cower before the Frog of truth

[Anonymous No.10590689]

who here /alltimehigh/? My gains have been very steady and I reached a new all-time high today. Portfolio consists of 90% boomer ETFs.

[Anonymous No.10590695]

>>10590659
step 1) reach down into your pants and find your testicles
2) pick a fucking direction and buy options

the only people guaranteed to lose are the ones that bought straddles

[Anonymous No.10590702]

DF is getting beyond raped

[Anonymous No.10590710]

>>10590689
what is your total principal and total returns by % so far

[Anonymous No.10590718]

>>10590702
CURDLED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.10590749]

What's going on with Tesla???

[Holdmoar No.10590750]

>>10590718
You get what you pay for.

[Anonymous No.10590756]

>>10590718
whew dodged a bullet on that one.
trumps farmers keep on winning

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10590759]

>>10590632
I don't like intel very much, DESU, they tend to trade flat so not a whole lot there for a hold. All banks have a pending corporate & student loan debt (subprime autos as well) bubble that will pop sometime in the next few years. Should be fine to hold banks for about a year or so, IMO. I'm pretty bullish on tech in general right now, I think we'll be seeing more companies in tech join the trillion dollar club. Buy AAPL on the dip.

[Anonymous No.10590766]

>>10590750
I'm not holding any lol, Dean's is SOUR

[Anonymous No.10590770]

My portfolio is about to tear itself in half, good lord

[Anonymous No.10590782]

>>10590718
so this is what getting barted feels like

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10590788]

>>10590718
WEW glad I missed that train
>>10590756
Orange Cheeto man disappoints again! Sad

[The Kike Army !!I+hBMpvgc+5 No.10590803]

Why are Nokia stocks so slow?
My god this shit can't even run good for shorters.

[Anonymous No.10590814]

SNAP is going up just so it can fall harder after hours

[Anonymous No.10590816]

I should've dumped HEAR with extreme prejudice this morning. FUCK.

[Anonymous No.10590819]

>buy an option

>ticker trades sideways

[Holdmoar No.10590820]

>>10590803
Nokia hasn't been a serious player since smartphones became a thing. But with their recent deals I think they have some long growth coming their way.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10590821]

>>10590803
Please remove that offensive trip, we are pro jew around here!

Pic related is what robinhood users have been buying en mass the last week

[Anonymous No.10590841]

>>10590770
nice canadian stocks m8
why uranium and mining though

[Anonymous No.10590845]

>>10590821
>chke
God damn I should have held

[Anonymous No.10590850]

I HELD THROUGH 341 GUYS!!!!!

I HELD!!!!!

OH SHIT

8 calls TSLA

[Anonymous No.10590855]

>>10590710
If by 'total principal' you mean how much I put into the portfolio myself: about 20k (orange line). For total value just add profit + amt invested (blue & orange lines). Total return depends if you mean TTM, YTD, or since I started investing. Over the past twelve months I made about 2250 on an average capital of about 12k (rough estimate based on the graph), so that's a bit less than 20%.

[Anonymous No.10590859]

>>10590820
they've developed a lot of the 5G technology to where I think we're going to see the stock price double in the next 1.5 - 3 years. Nice solid dividend too, even if they only do it annually

I got in at 6 and i'm not really worried about what it does until Q1 of 2019

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10590864]

>>10590845
>CARV
Moon mission
>CHKE
Moon mission
I'll start looking for the next meme. We literally can't lose

[Anonymous No.10590866]

>>10590749
good god

you know what's funny, I had 340 calls that I bought before earnings for $100. sold them for a $200 profit. woulda been $2000 if I held to now

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10590873]

Good God Tesla

[Anonymous No.10590876]

>>10590816
Nice kot

[Anonymous No.10590885]

>>10590850
WEW

[Anonymous No.10590896]

>>10590885
(145.53%) for year now starting 2019

[Anonymous No.10590909]

I called GKSY, before it violently retraced. Buy GSKY under $16, it's under heavy post-IPO technical pressures, it's worth $24, easily.

I'm calling MNK. If you care about boomer-style fundamentals, MNK is worth 60-90% upside, It has a P/E of 1.34. It has buybacks, I already made shittons of money cause I bought around $14.00, but this shit is going to 40 or 50 in the next year or two.

Also, ROAD. I'll endorse it even though some other faggot here told me about it in the first place. IPO/ undervalued, ER coming soon.

Other ideas
TST, TNXP, GALT

[Anonymous No.10590913]

>>10590841
I feel like uranium certainly has more potential in the energy sector, and lots of new reactors are being planned. Long term, I feel like renewable energy will win out, but if people really want to move away from coal and such, nuclear is a great intermediate step.

Junior mining stocks are risky but when they make it big, they make it BIG. There's always potential for buyouts from larger corporations as well.

[Anonymous No.10590917]

glad to have this to help.

[Anonymous No.10590919]

>>10590885
70% of my savings in tesla call

watching it hit 341 was torture. I saw the green bars live going WHAT THE FUCK?

[Anonymous No.10590921]

>>10590909
>ROAD
YEEEHAW ALABAMA

[Anonymous No.10590933]

>>10590921
If you are the Construction Fag working for ROAD
Work harder because muh bags are becoming too heavy for my taste

[Anonymous No.10590936]

>>10590919
in life, you must take risks

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10590941]

>>10590156
>
Serene (RKG) 50 mg Tablet is an antidepressant which is used to treatment of central nervous system disorders. It is used with caution in adults and children due to the risk of suicidal thoughts. Please donate if RKG has lead you to profits. This medicine is not recommended in the patients with a known history of allergy. It will also make you rich.

>>10590162
90% loss of losses

>>10590488
eating sushi~! coughed up tiny bit of blood but that ok
am about to pass out pretty sure

>>10590434
KEK ! me atm
death gurgle am when spine can no longer support proper breathing and saliva pools in back of throat

can also refer to when someone has throat slit and they gurgle their own blood from open neck wound

[Anonymous No.10590943]

>>10590919
I saw it coming, Elon Musk sucks

[Anonymous No.10590944]

Day Change1
+35%

oh god, pure fucking luck, saudis...

[Anonymous No.10590956]

>>10590919
i don't know how you do it. i just put my money in dividend stocks, Roth IRA and mutual funds + some high interest savings account and play the long con. I don't have the heart to risk a bunch of money on calls, puts or memes

[Anonymous No.10590957]

god bles the saudis

[Anonymous No.10590958]

>>10590917
Masonic-esoteric symbolism, its a message

[Anonymous No.10590964]

>>10590941

[Anonymous No.10590971]

>>10590956
PURE FUCKING RETARDATION

Sold most of my calls already. My account is pathetic in terms of risk. Literally only in Tesla and AMD. Fucking shit holy hell. Watching a stock move like that is insane.

[Anonymous No.10590976]

>>10590913
>Junior mining stocks are risky but when they make it big, they make it BIG.
That's certainly true. They're in Columbia right now IIRC opening up mines there right?
It's too bad CIBC has 6.95 per trade so I can't buy right now since no cash.
>>10590933
That ain't me, but I'm interested in ROAD.

[Anonymous No.10590989]

Where my EKSO bros?

[Anonymous No.10590990]

>>10590941
um wat

[Anonymous No.10591000]

Luck works bros, luck works. Better than roullette.

[Anonymous No.10591002]

>>10590814
Nope. Their advertising platform is getting better and better. Snaps gonna be brinibging in the dough

[Anonymous No.10591011]

>>10590989
I saw your posts yesterday, but I didn't buy in. I want to rewind time.

[Anonymous No.10591015]

>>10591000
reminder if you want sick gains start working on your relationships with elder gods. I recommend Hadad.

[Anonymous No.10591016]

>>10590989
That Ford deal certainly did good for robutts.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591024]

here's what robinhood users have been exiting in the last week

[Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP No.10591025]

Hope y'all'er doin' good today in this here market! I dun got me up some safe gains once again

May you days be green and full of gainz my friends, and remember...Trade Safe!

[Anonymous No.10591026]

>>10590989
How is Sunrun frog always right?
>>10590941
Get well soon rkg, I certainly would never take you in pill form

[Anonymous No.10591035]

TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLA

[Anonymous No.10591041]

>>10590989
O mememaster, is this still a buy or was it a simple pump or dump?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10591043]

>>10591024
>TSLA #7 most exited

Fucking hell RH really is the best metric for contrarian play

[Anonymous No.10591044]

TSLA chart right now

[Anonymous No.10591045]

>>10590989
If you're the one who shilled RUN and HABT, then I need to listen to this frogposter.

[Anonymous No.10591050]

>>10590913
Stuff you want and what actually happens are crazy different.

Tomorrow BASF could announce a bio-degradable, inexpensive, easily mass-produced molecule made from sea water that stripes oils out of rock and forces it to the surface, begging to be burned for energy like God intended.

Only the bravest, strongest investors dabble in oil and survive. Commodities like oil is a boiling lake of hatred and irrationality. It's a pocket dimension where you make a decision and the hall-of-mirrors nightmare you agreed to will convince you oil is going up or down, in the same breath, but all oil speculators are either retarded or born with some mutant gift. You will never know what they know.

Oil speculation is basically gambling cause...nobody in the business knows what the fuck is going on either.

[Anonymous No.10591051]

>>10591025
gj safe safe gains bro, we're all gonna make it safely and with time

[Anonymous No.10591054]

>>10591015
>not Kek

[Anonymous No.10591059]

Tesla roller coaster is in full effect right now.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10591061]

Here, have some swanky upbeat tunes to go with your gains

https://open.spotify.com/album/646tr95YxDKVufo8qmAWaW?si=JwAHnkG_Qn-t9l41wwc1JQ

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591076]

>>10591043
It's like clock work
If I could afford it I'd short TSLA hard today at close

[Anonymous No.10591081]

>>10590976
They have two mines in Colombia and are exploring a property in Nevada. The Nevada property looks very promising imo. There were some mines there in the past but they didn't have the benefit of modern surveying/mining technology. I'm certainly in this one for the long run but I know deep down it will pay off.

[Anonymous No.10591089]

>>10591059
Jews take revenge on Hitler shorting Tesla

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10591093]

I don't know fellas. This feels like a bull trap.

[Anonymous No.10591100]

>>10591076
Saudis got the call from the bogs that robinhood sold off.

[Anonymous No.10591104]

Whoever told me WTW when the market opens and sell by lunch yesterday, Id like to buy you a beer

[Anonymous No.10591112]

Why is the bid-ask spread so large on HEAR?

[Anonymous No.10591115]

>>10591100
akbar wants to travel space.

[Anonymous No.10591118]

"Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured,"

- ElonMusk on twitter

[Anonymous No.10591124]

>>10591076

What site is that?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591133]

>>10591100
>>10591076
>>10591043
Example of the clockwork on KO.
I bought puts on the circled areas. KO will continue to fall in till it crosses users

[Anonymous No.10591134]

Oh god. The world is tumbling.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026872652290379776

[Anonymous No.10591135]

>>10591050
Trading oil gives me a rush no Zero Ultra Monster ever could.

[Anonymous No.10591145]

>>10591118
tfw when you bought this for the $380 pump shilled on here last month and kept holding.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591149]

>>10591133
Fugg forgot pic
>>10591124
robintrack

[Anonymous No.10591153]

>>10591124
Robintrack
>>10591118
>>10591134
What in the fuck? What's that coked up bastard doing? This isn't a fucking game!

[Anonymous No.10591158]

>>10591134
What the fuck?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10591160]

>>10591118
You aren't kidding.

[Anonymous No.10591163]

>>10591134
LOL ITS REAL
INSANITY

[Anonymous No.10591164]

>TSLA bears

F

[Anonymous No.10591168]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.10591170]

Did elon musk make singularity or som shit?

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026872652290379776

COMPLETELY INSANE

[Anonymous No.10591172]

>>10591145
Is this good or bad for the stock

[Anonymous No.10591176]

>>10591134
Good ole crazy Elon.

>>10591164
RIP TSLA shorts.

[Anonymous No.10591177]

>420

nice

[Anonymous No.10591178]

BIG NEWS

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026872652290379776

TSLA bears BTFO

[Anonymous No.10591183]

>>10591118
>>10591160
>mfw all the fucktard bear case shillers on Seeking Alpha are on suicide watch, not only because of their shorts getting obliterated, but also the TSLA bashing money train is over for them and they have to get a real job

[Anonymous No.10591185]

halt soon?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10591189]

TSLA is going bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.10591191]

What does this mean mr musk answer me now reeeeeee

[Anonymous No.10591194]

>>10591172
it's going to pump up to 420 range and soon as boomers see this on tv tonight. If he actually goes private all those billions need to buy something else FANG likely. If he bails out and doesnt go private TSLA is going back under 300.

[Anonymous No.10591201]

>>10591177
Elon did the longest line he could then typed that out and lolled.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10591206]

>>10591189
baggy gets it

[Anonymous No.10591214]

> finally bought back into Amazon again yesterday
>ETC is now on rh, so easy money

Yess
Pump eet

[Anonymous No.10591220]

>>10591194
So muskie is buying my stocks at 420 and I get my money back?

[Anonymous No.10591221]

>>10591189
Musk buys himself out with some rube money (Saudis?), goes private, declares bankruptcy and clears the debt, then restructures and does another IPO

absolute madman and legend

[Anonymous No.10591222]

no response from PR

Tesla literally going private at $420.

Not bogus..

[Anonymous No.10591227]

>>10590116
SPY and DIA

[Anonymous No.10591230]

>>10591002
All they advertise is a British chick with big tits named Demi and the kardashians

[Anonymous No.10591232]

Watching TSLA chart over the next hour is going to be insane. $420 too. Fucking troll.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591233]

ELON YOU CRAZY LAD

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10591241]

market is trying to figure out if the fucker is serious right now

[Anonymous No.10591259]

>>10590325

[Anonymous No.10591263]

IV 150% please

[Anonymous No.10591270]

>>10591230
Sign up as a business abd checkout their advertising platform + compare prices for keywords

[Anonymous No.10591275]

If Elon wants to buy out Tesla, why not just buy all the shares now? Why wait to buy high at $420? Is he just high right now?

[Anonymous No.10591276]

TSLA. Isn't this fucking illegal? The netflix CEO got fucked in the ass for saying something about earnings over facebook before they were released.

[Anonymous No.10591287]

>>10591276
No one can arrest elon due to his robot army.

[Anonymous No.10591288]

>TVIX
how will mike recover from this one

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10591291]

>>10591275
because he's full of shit, they have no funding, and he's currently dumping shares.

[Anonymous No.10591304]

so is TSLA a buy now?

[Anonymous No.10591305]

>>10591287

right, i forgot he was the king of Mars

[Anonymous No.10591308]

>>10591275
because it's probably just trolling the shorts

also probably illegal

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591309]

>>10591291
I-is daddy Elon going to jail???

[Anonymous No.10591325]

Shorties on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.10591338]

>>10590406
What are your thoughts on it?

I got out after losing all my gains over a couple of months, and am looking for a spot to get back in.

They're set up as a big player in the 5G space, but I'm not sure if 5G is a meme or not.
Also their phones are good and I really want one of pic related if they actually come out with them.

[Anonymous No.10591339]

Fuhrer Elon going to jail???

[Anonymous No.10591341]

>>10591304
After we figure out if the singularity happened, Elon is going to jail, or if it's a hack.

[Anonymous No.10591350]

>>10591325
Man, those TSLA short sellers must be shitting their pants right now.

[Anonymous No.10591354]

>>10591275
just because the current bid/ask is at 360 doesn't mean you can buy the entire float for that much

[Anonymous No.10591355]

GREETINGS

[Anonymous No.10591362]

>>10591276
>>10591291
>>10591308
Elon's tweeting is fucking wild. Has there ever been a CEO who pulled shit like this? I can't tell if its super unprofessional and borderline illegal or marketing genius.

[Anonymous No.10591372]

>>10591362
oh boy he gonna do it

[Anonymous No.10591373]

>>10591362
right now I imagine the "spaceman" in the tesla car he blasted to space has an enemy of his inside it. Fucking ruthless against shorts.

[Anonymous No.10591396]

>>10591362
This new era of absolute madmen tweeting is truly glorious to behold. Trump, Elon, who's next?

[Anonymous No.10591418]

>>10590046
tesla going private?

[Anonymous No.10591420]

I've been looking into AOI because it's moving into the Cannabis market (which is rapidly growing) but I feel like it's still very high-risk. Right now it's mostly in global tobacco processing and shipping. They already have large growing facilities in Canada, and Cannabis becomes legal in more and more US states it may skyrocket the price.

Anyone got any experience with Tobacco?

[Anonymous No.10591425]

>>10591355
lel

[Anonymous No.10591429]

There are some people in here that still don't own any LCI..

[Anonymous No.10591430]

>>10591134
Hahahahahahaha a master class in shitposting

11/10 bait mate

[Texas anon No.10591433]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! WAS HIGH IQ POSTER ACTUALLY ELON?!?!?! He kept shit posting about Tesla being $400 EOY or sooner. And he was an absolute dick.

[Anonymous No.10591434]

>>10591241
Are you even allowed to say some shit like that without being serious?

[Anonymous No.10591438]

>>10591338
long NOK:US until next ER then decide what you want

[Anonymous No.10591440]

>>10591418
$420 blaze it.

[Anonymous No.10591442]

>>10591429
I own it and sold covered calls on it and now I'm gonna get all my shares fucking exercised away from me at 12.50

good times, good times

[Anonymous No.10591450]

Funds are safe.

[Anonymous No.10591454]

>>10591433
People thought so but nope. I think similar to Elon. Also closer to AGI. Using gains to fund my AGI project.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591457]

>>10591440
the $420 share price has be convinced this is a joke.
This can't be real

[Anonymous No.10591465]

>>10591442
Buy back the call

[Anonymous No.10591467]

>>10591433
Elon Musk trolling 4chan while high as balls on coke and addies

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591472]

50% chance that Grimes got on Elon's twitter and did this to break up with him

[Anonymous No.10591480]

>>10591467
The game is ending dude. Simulation gonna reset in a few years. Just have fun and know the watchers are who is really playing.

[Anonymous No.10591481]

>>10591467
420 all day mang

that's the price I sell my scamco and the time I roll my blunt

[Dividend faggot No.10591482]

>>10590444
If you aren't going to do ETFs as others have suggested or MLPs (I like SDIV and AMZA, thanks to div broski for turning me on to them), LTC is a monthly paying REIT that gives more bang for your buck than O. Plus, given that it's health care focused, boomers going into homes means steady growth for the next couple decades. By that reasoning, see also SNH and SNR.

[Anonymous No.10591487]

The new ceo of Intel worked at General Electric. Is this man going to turn Intel into the price of GE?

[Anonymous No.10591490]

>>10591467
martin shkreli use to, all the fricken time
then he went to jail

[Anonymous No.10591508]

>>10591465
at this point that'll lose me even more money

[Anonymous No.10591510]

Somewhere, a whole room of lawyers is having a panic attack.

[Anonymous No.10591523]

>>10591510
I like how when a bunch of jews get together they function as a single organism. It's pretty fascinating shit to watch.

[Anonymous No.10591532]

Seriously though, is this a hack? How is that not market manipulation?

[Anonymous No.10591535]

>>10591472
Remember when I said you'd put your trip back on within a week comfer... Makes you think

[Anonymous No.10591537]

When do I get out of TSLA?

[Anonymous No.10591540]

>HMNY
A new bagholder every minute

[Anonymous No.10591548]

TSLA tweeted

"420"
30 minutes after his last one.

It's a serious effort to take it private.

[Anonymous No.10591555]

>>10591487
Intel has more money than sense, and they already started throwing money at people to bring them back to being competitive.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10591560]

>>10591548
Post link. I don't see anything on his feed

[Anonymous No.10591576]

>>10591537
419.99

[Anonymous No.10591577]

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10591584]

>>10591532
The Funding secured part is what could get him in shit.

[Anonymous No.10591589]

Who needs spectator sports and soap operas when there's Tesla?

[Anonymous No.10591595]

>>10591576
Got my sell order in, cheers

[Anonymous No.10591599]

>>10591467
The odd thing is that I could totally see him doing this. I think he started fucking Grimes just to mess with us.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10591618]

>>10591577
fucking bant master musk

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591621]

>>10591535
Really activates the almonds

[Anonymous No.10591626]

>>10590759
When do you think will be a good buy point for AAPL? Also do you like amd?

[Anonymous No.10591629]

>>10591584
i'm bad at the twitters but i think this is it
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026879404905885697

[Anonymous No.10591634]

>>10591577

>*incoming call*
>It's the SEC

[Anonymous No.10591643]

>>10591577
He's just high watching cartoons and thinking about how nice it'd be to run his company without having to report to a board of directors or shareholders.

[Anonymous No.10591649]

>>10591626
>mentioning AMD
here we go again

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10591651]

>Inb4 Musk was talking in his sleep & Alexa picked it up

[Anonymous No.10591654]

>>10591621
Comfy why are you so weak willed? It's the reason why you're bad at trading.

[really nice guy No.10591672]

It's been forever since I've been here.

Do we still like AMRS?

[Anonymous No.10591674]

I have 10 shares in US steel. Thinking of going long; headlines are saying to sell, buy signal? Or should I at least hold?

[Anonymous No.10591680]

I normally have a rule against buying anything that just went up 2550%, but fuck it, let's get some TSLA 410 calls

[Anonymous No.10591687]

Time to buy activision?

[Anonymous No.10591690]

>>10591362
>I can't tell if its super unprofessional and borderline illegal or marketing genius.

I'm going to go with unprofessional and illegal. This guy has gone off of the rails.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10591691]

>>10591654

[Anonymous No.10591692]

How many trip niggers do we have here still? I haven't been here since I posted my cock here back in June. Bigfag has it saved somewhere

[really nice guy No.10591693]

Also, how is everyone? Missed you guys. Did I miss anything in the past two months?

[Anonymous No.10591699]

>>10591674
It's near the bottom of its channel, might as well hold

[Anonymous No.10591700]

>>10591674
Always do the opposite of what the media says. Be contrarian. Live life on the edge.

[Anonymous No.10591707]

>>10591690
if he really has a $420/share private equity bid this is entirely legal and above board, there's no law saying that you need to use an official corporate press release instead of a Twitter post

[Anonymous No.10591713]

Ok I have 5 bucks and I'm sacred and hungry.

What should I invest in

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10591717]

>>10591692
That was you? I thought that was Lunchbro.

[Anonymous No.10591725]

>>10591707
Chanos has this.

[Anonymous No.10591726]

>>10591713
McChicken and shot of vodka

[Anonymous No.10591727]

>>10591713
$1 menu at McDonalds?

[Anonymous No.10591729]

>>10591508
Then roll the call instead. There is a chance you can keep your shares and improve your net position as well. Pencil it out and then make your decision.

[Anonymous No.10591730]

>>10591713
HMNY

[Anonymous No.10591731]

>>10591713
TSLA 410 calls exp any time in the next month

[Anonymous No.10591734]

>>10591713
HMNY

[Anonymous No.10591742]

>>10591291
You should buy when things are going up, Momentum trading 101!

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10591744]

>>10591740
>>10591740
fresh baked bread

[Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP No.10591768]

>>10591396
Mel Gibson would be nice

[Anonymous No.10591774]

>>10591707
It comes down to whether or not the bid actually exists. If it doesn't exist, he's in trouble.

[Anonymous No.10591842]

>>10591050
Idk commodities seem a lot more rational than stocks as they largely go up and down on supply/demand news. There’s less castles in the sky nonsense with them. Movement tends to be larger as well so there’s more money to be made on swings. Just don’t go all in on a bet, keep half handy if it dips.

[Anonymous No.10591936]

Can I be part of the Robin hood gang if I don't live in the US?

[Anonymous No.10591966]

>>10591936
Yeah but you gotta get circumcised first.

[Anonymous No.10592193]

LMFAO

[Anonymous No.10592195]

>>10591731
Thanks

[Anonymous No.10592631]

>>10590440
I think $18-$19 is my entry point for NWL, but I'm just a poorfag know-nothing.

[Anonymous No.10592678]

>>10590488
I hate the Pure Protein bars. They are better than the PowerBar 20g, which taste like Play-Doh, but that isn't saying much. PowerBar's Plant Food 10g are pretty good, but you obviously don't get as much protein.

Check out the Honest Kids foil juice pouches. Pretty tasty.