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/smg/ - Stock Market General grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 14:39:53 2018 No.10579136 [Reply] [Original]

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Previous thread: >>10576558

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:41:27 2018 No.10579160 File: 43 KB, 763x472, Screen Shot 2018-08-06 at 12.23.14 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for UNGLUED

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:42:00 2018 No.10579170 Is FB good now for long hold? Also SNAP straddle?

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 14:42:14 2018 No.10579172 File: 141 KB, 600x826, 1459527805712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everyone who uses me as contrarian indicator will regret it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:42:18 2018 No.10579175 File: 123 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180806-124136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN

to reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 14:42:51 2018 No.10579183

Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:43:08 2018 No.10579187 File: 164 KB, 627x500, 60yx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579120 You coiuld try macrotrends website

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:44:07 2018 No.10579199
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>>10579183
>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:44:18 2018 No.10579204 Ok, why the fuck is AMD holding steady above $19.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:44:32 2018 No.10579208 File: 91 KB, 950x515, 460bzhszawd11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Earnings casino Any opinions on WTW?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:44:59 2018 No.10579216 >>10579175 >50 cents The absolute state of /smg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:46:21 2018 No.10579235 massive double top on SPY?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:46:50 2018 No.10579242 >>10579160 They need to fix their logistics, they have too much China shit, now the tariffs are going to cost them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:47:34 2018 No.10579249 >>10579199 post the one about shilling defense microcaps >>10579187 word >>10579175 i dont know wtf is wrong with you desu you have 6 bucks on the line. i cant even imagine a homeless person getting emotional over 6 bucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:47:39 2018 No.10579253 Why is SPY traded so much more than VOO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:47:54 2018 No.10579256 File: 991 KB, 245x260, giphy3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] eur flirting with critical support, might give up and there it goes. metals have reached buy levels

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:49:20 2018 No.10579278

>>10579249
Pasta delivered fresh, frend!

>family had an intervention
>realize that I'm alienating everybody I talk to because I keep shilling them defense micro-caps
>realize I haven't bought anything that hedges risk; actually don't have any idea how to risk manage or what diversification is
>haven't had sex
>haven't made a profit
>never knew that graphs came with indicators that indicate periods where stocks may be over bought or sold; that would have been really useful

I've been making money after a long period of not making money. My actual skill level at trading stocks have been getting more honed because I put more 'skin in the game' (that's exposure; look up what that means on your own lol). It's taken a lot of loss to get to this point but I've finally 'gotten' it, you know? Actually I take it all back, I lose a lotta money cause I invest in memes lol. I really know how to trade stocks. I just invest poorly on purpose. All the losses that I've taken are cause I really don't care too much about losing money, I can just make it all back. I just need to consistantly make 100% every week and lifes perfect.

How do I talk to girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:49:21 2018 No.10579279 >>10579249 it's a joke, you idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:49:26 2018 No.10579281 GERN keeping me very happy today. There's not been any news so I wonder what's pumping it up 7% today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:49:29 2018 No.10579282 gold might still fall below 1150 if dollar gets more wind

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:50:25 2018 No.10579301 >>10579136 any good resources to learn day trading?

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:50:28 2018 No.10579302

>>10579235
desu i see more of a rising wedge since feb
very fucking bearish looking to me

>>10579256
gold will fall HARD sometime this week
even communists and libertarians whole life savings will do nothing to stop its trajectory. back to the center of the earth, from whence it came

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:51:57 2018 No.10579328 >>10579279 then you havent been here that long. ive seen tons of people literally ragefit over losing 3% in a week. and this on sub 5k ports

reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 14:52:53 2018 No.10579340
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>>10579235
am doubtful ((they)) would spend 6 months carefully raising price in low volume just for double top

>>10579220
me try for figure this out all time
no answers....

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:53:15 2018 No.10579348 File: 20 KB, 400x400, sweating man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Amyris ER tonight I'm sweating again Slick armpits Wet heavy loud breathing My face is red I can't handle this John Melo is terrifying

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:53:22 2018 No.10579349 File: 890 KB, 1920x1447, 1531052460770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SNAP doing a pump before earnings

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:53:23 2018 No.10579350 Thoughts on UUUU and nuclear in general?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:54:14 2018 No.10579361 File: 765 KB, 1342x1940, 1528925175969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OFFICIAL COMFY CALLS THIS WEEK AMRS: Crashes ETSY: Crashes MTCH: Moons YELP: Moons FUNKO: Crashes Coke: Crashes Here we go lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:54:47 2018 No.10579368 >>10579348 Moon mission tomorrow fren!

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Mon Aug 6 14:55:27 2018 No.10579378 >>10579361 Call SNAP

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:56:20 2018 No.10579389 File: 24 KB, 400x400, 18424712_1494991860574136_1127121926_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579278 >defense micro-caps Gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:56:43 2018 No.10579391 >>10579378 SNAP is beyond my prediction power Impossible to tell

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:56:43 2018 No.10579393 >>10579361 >Betraying Amy-chan and her yeasty delights Very disappointed in you comfer

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:56:54 2018 No.10579397 >>10579361 Funko probably moons bugmen and basedboys spend their entire paychecks on those things

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:56:57 2018 No.10579399 File: 189 KB, 937x565, x100100101x.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When theres blood in the streets, buy the shovels, not the gold Buy the CBOE dip

>>	Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 14:57:02 2018 No.10579401 >>10579361 I sold all my Funko stock at 18 the last time, I thought it was going to crash then. It did but then it bounced back pretty hard. I don't get this stock. I'll stick to collecting the figures until there has been more price discovery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:58:07 2018 No.10579420 >>10579401 what did you just say

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Aug 6 14:58:46 2018 No.10579434 Buy SNAP, it's the new FB. Also X (Us Steel) is very over sold and probably the easiest 20% you'll grab all year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:58:46 2018 No.10579435 >>10579393 I have to short Amy chan so I can buy more of her in the dip. Delicious Yeasty amy chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:59:14 2018 No.10579440 >>10579348 >Implying it is not Caroline Hadfield who will be carrying AMRS with her clean beauty products

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 14:59:17 2018 No.10579441 >>10579361 I sold my KO today. What makes people think it will crash?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:00:37 2018 No.10579461 >>10579361 >Match Group CEO said, "Facebook is no threat to us," in July. That's a very good call. Companies don't make statements like that near the end of the quarter if they aren't going to post strong earnings. Buy MTCH

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:01:15 2018 No.10579470 SNAP is going to anally rape me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:01:17 2018 No.10579471 File: 427 KB, 1885x819, snap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579434 robintrack says you're right Buy SNAP

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:01:17 2018 No.10579472

>>10579220
>>10579340
not by themselves. its being propped up w small orders while large specs sell into the big bids on ERs.

but you cant underestimate the amount of dumb money thats being led into the market rn due to RH and other free phone apps
even "urban youths" are putting their money in the market now. literally the shoeshine boy meme

>>10579348
i actually think barring any serious bullshit that AMRS will do good this quarter. last quarter was them still getting their shit together
more interested in playing biossance tho desu

>>10579440
wats the biossance ticker again?

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:02:33 2018 No.10579479

how does share issuance work with HMNY?
they can increase shares from 500 million to 2 billion,
but they also did a 1:250 split.
Does that mean there are 2 million shares now, and they can dilute it to 8 million shares, right?
Or can they dilute it to 2 billion shares after the split

Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 15:05:34 2018 No.10579517

>>10579420
Had shares of Funko. Sold them at 18, it went down, thought it was crashing. It's back up higher than 18. The company makes cheap toys and barely makes a profit according to earnings per share. I'm done playing with their stock until there is more data as it seems very overvalued for what it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:05:34 2018 No.10579518 File: 8 KB, 727x174, allsmiles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579470 I'll give you a firm handshake and wish you and all the others the best. Win or lose, alright?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:06:48 2018 No.10579538 File: 180 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20180806-150455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579136 >Barely a green day Fugg

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:06:50 2018 No.10579539 >have straddle on SNAP >thinking of selling puts and buying more calls cause feeling confident On a side note is FNGU worth it or should I just buy Apple and FB separately

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:07:19 2018 No.10579549 >>10579517 What Im asking is, do you actually buy those terrible looking pop stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:07:38 2018 No.10579551 >>10579472 I can't find it bro sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:07:57 2018 No.10579554 >>10579518 I have the same exact position as you, god bless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:09:27 2018 No.10579573 File: 237 KB, 640x604, sweaty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579539 I was thinking of selling my calls and buying more puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:09:29 2018 No.10579574 File: 23 KB, 329x500, 1533157345502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy Altaba

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:10:00 2018 No.10579583 >>10579472 Biossance is just a brand name for the synthetic shark minge juice product line, not a separate company, what are you even talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:10:01 2018 No.10579584 >>10579551 me neither wtf happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:11:13 2018 No.10579604 >>10579583 there was an OTC ticker that tracked biossance. i played it last ER and it got me like 50% because it beat by like a gorillion %

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:11:22 2018 No.10579608 >>10579583 I do remember seeing the ticker floating on Yahoo Finance alongside AMRS

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 15:14:38 2018 No.10579646 I do this to teach u guy lesson I martyr myself after hours so /smg/ may live on

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:15:15 2018 No.10579652 >>10579604 >>10579608 Maybe (((they))) memoryholed the company after it made people too much gains.

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 15:15:44 2018 No.10579656 File: 52 KB, 855x718, rdystgo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a

Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 15:15:47 2018 No.10579657

>>10579549
Every once in awhile. I sold all my action figures from when I was a kid. In sure that in some time I'll be able to resell the popular charecter mint in box for sold profit. I was at comiccon and I saw vendors selling the really shitty 1990 action figures for about 800% original price, not counting inflation. It's also a cheap hobby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:18:05 2018 No.10579682 >>10579657 This post reminds me of an idea I had a while back about flipping anime figurines. I wonder how lucrative it'd be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:19:38 2018 No.10579702 File: 4 KB, 130x148, carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579208 >Any opinions on WTW? It's overweight

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:20:00 2018 No.10579707 >>10579682 I'm bearish on anime accessories, I'd rather look into opening a NEET gassing company instead.

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:21:06 2018 No.10579722

>>10579652
i think its more likely that they just got totally absorbed by AMRS finally (they were a recent acquisition, but management has been taking their sweet fucking time actually getting things going it seems). in which case, this ER should be VERY good for AMRS

>>	Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 15:21:39 2018 No.10579731 >>10579682 I'm sure I could go sell PickleRick and Pennywise the clown to some spurglord for at least 300% (local comic shop has been selling these two for 50 bucks) more than I paid for them but I'm not in any rush.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:22:01 2018 No.10579736 File: 1.24 MB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180806-142120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stocktwits is pretty funny sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:22:38 2018 No.10579743 >>10579702 I unironically agree, they're a relic of early 2000's fad diets. Everyone just does blog meme diets like keto and paleo these days. Their point system is a retarded approach to nutrition as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:23:08 2018 No.10579757 File: 420 KB, 1883x790, amrs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579736 Stocktwits is worse than reddit. Something I didn't think was possible >>10579722 Pic related is why AMRS will dump

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:24:18 2018 No.10579769 >>10579757 Your y-scale trickery has no power here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:28:27 2018 No.10579825 >inb4 snap straddle tards get fucked by their high IV low volume short expiry dumpster fires

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:30:32 2018 No.10579852

>>10579757
well this is the quarter where they actually have all their shit together finally, so THIS is the make or break desu

besides comf, how many times do i have to tell you, if we dont have a line telling us how many other institutional investors are buying, then the robintrack meme is totally useless

>>10579825
i honestly dont know wtf theyre all thinking. IV of 120+ on both sides. no way they dont get totally crushed. unless SNAP loses like 50% overnight

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:32:32 2018 No.10579880 NASDAQ PUMPING ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT ESKETIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:33:06 2018 No.10579883 >>10579757 actually, wait... i was looking at it backwards. this shows that retail has been giving up on it entirely, but the price has been rising. this is the opposite of our usual meme "sell signal"

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:33:22 2018 No.10579887 File: 70 KB, 963x1010, 1525560173430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579852 We shall see brother, we shall see

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:33:23 2018 No.10579888 Who /Bullpilled/ here

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:34:49 2018 No.10579899 File: 13 KB, 640x320, landbull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579888 Trips confirm we haven't seen anything yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:35:56 2018 No.10579908 guys i made $3000 today

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:35:56 2018 No.10579909 >AMD up this doesn't feel right at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:36:46 2018 No.10579915 >>10579899 Is it time to evacuate the meatspace yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:37:27 2018 No.10579922 File: 1.91 MB, 1224x920, poor losers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579909 INTC is on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:37:35 2018 No.10579923 >>10579908 Prove it

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 15:37:54 2018 No.10579929 File: 29 KB, 755x415, AMD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579909 You dont say

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:37:59 2018 No.10579931 >>10579888 >>10579899 false digits for a false god dont you remember what happened the last time the jews got caught worshiping a golden calf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:39:37 2018 No.10579956 File: 165 KB, 622x319, tooslow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579915 If you haven't already, you don't have enough time to consider if you are going to

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:40:57 2018 No.10579976 >>10579956 But muh qualia!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:41:01 2018 No.10579977 File: 140 KB, 931x590, honk3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579931 the gwolden bull cannot be beat Infinite gains infinite pleasure Infinite smug bull

>>	Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 15:41:18 2018 No.10579981 >>10579956 I think I just had a stroke trying to read and dechyper that . . .

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:41:37 2018 No.10579985 File: 112 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180806-153724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579136 Alright faggots, post your ytd. I have gotten shit on by the sideways anxiety slide myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:42:09 2018 No.10579988 >>10579981 Land's actual writings are actually much less coherent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:42:39 2018 No.10579995 >>10579929 OOF

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:43:01 2018 No.10580001 Lads before markets close decide what I dump 11k into.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:43:19 2018 No.10580004 What tech is a good buy now? Already have INTL, MSFT and Adobe

>>	Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP Mon Aug 6 15:43:29 2018 No.10580005 >>10580001 Ford

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:43:38 2018 No.10580009 File: 93 KB, 326x826, lambotime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me one reason to not do this, /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:43:52 2018 No.10580012 >>10579977 you are all being mislead by the bull-god baphomet friendly reminder that all monotheistic religions were subverted into saturn worship eons ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:44:03 2018 No.10580015 >>10579985 just buy ETFs like QQQ and VOO and you'd be up a ton stop meme trading your ruining your retirement, you lost tens of thousands of dollars 3 decades from now in the last year

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:44:24 2018 No.10580023 >>10580001 SNAP calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:44:40 2018 No.10580025 >>10580001 UVXY for volitile tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:44:52 2018 No.10580030 >>10580009 Do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:44:59 2018 No.10580033 >>10580005 That's funny I actually had a buy order open for a while at 9.98 but made it after it dipped below.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:45:02 2018 No.10580037 >>10580009 do it faggot

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:45:56 2018 No.10580043

>>10579976
A grey-tribe effective altruist polyamorous MIRI researcher and Harry Potter fanfiction author was teaching a class on Scott Alexander, a known rationalist.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Scott and accept that he is the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Mencius Moldbug!”
At this moment, a brave, HBD-proponent (r)accelerationist who had read more than 1500 Nick Land screeds and fully supported all economic decisions made by the emergent technocapitalistic inhuman godhead stood up and held up an efficient market economy.
”Who does this market serve, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked (((in a high IQ fashion))) and smugly replied “The free market is the most efficient tool ever created to allocate resources, you stupid Nazi!”
”Wrong. It serves Lord Gnon (who always has been and always will be) and enforces only his blind idiot will on the universe."
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Rationality: From AI to Zombies. He stormed out of the room crying those rationalist crocodile tears. The same tears Peter Singer cries for the “suffering” (who today live in such luxury that most survive their first bout of malaria) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from their biologically superior Western betters. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had abandoned his Christian-apologetic "ethics" and become more than a sophist freeloading cult leader. He wished so much that he had a basilisk to memetically coerce the student into unending servitude, but he himself had petitioned against them!

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 15:46:37 2018 No.10580050 >>10580012 This SO MUCH

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:47:00 2018 No.10580053

>>10580043
The students applauded and all pledged money to James Damore's Hatreon that day and accepted Gnon as their lord and savior. "Fanged Noumena" was read several times, and Moloch himself showed up and showered the lecture hall in oil and stone.
The researcher lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of a nootropic overdose and copies of his mind-state were tortured by omnipotent, omnibenevolent machine intelligences for all eternity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:47:00 2018 No.10580054 >>10580043 What the hell did I just read

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:47:38 2018 No.10580061 File: 1.40 MB, 2380x1920, 1533371357976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580012 theres nothing wrong with Saturn

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:47:43 2018 No.10580063 >>10580001 LPL, mid teens eoy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:48:39 2018 No.10580071 File: 23 KB, 640x559, 1478627722003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580043 >when you understand every reference Should I feel mocked or included? Is this what /lit/ gets up to in the small hours of the night?

>>	BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 Mon Aug 6 15:49:16 2018 No.10580076 I really want to know who is buying at these levels. It has to be the algos pumping this market up. But they can only pump for so long.

>>	Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 15:50:24 2018 No.10580090 >>10580043 The argument to rationality is a cruel joke easily destroyed by a brief venture into psychology or an expensive venture into the stock markets.

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 15:50:47 2018 No.10580095 Epiphany is upon us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:50:58 2018 No.10580097 File: 768 KB, 1280x1172, 12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580076 >

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:51:43 2018 No.10580106 >>10580061 >theres literally nothing wrong with worshipping satan you will reap what you sow my fren molochs power wanes every single day

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:52:45 2018 No.10580114 >>10580095 good my ron paul image macros have been getting dusty

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:53:28 2018 No.10580120 File: 25 KB, 839x526, 1520022010104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you bros gonna get in the EKSO EKSOskeleton train? https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4645523?__twitter_impression=true

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:53:57 2018 No.10580129 so it looks like rouhani wants to talk gotta hand it to trump, he knows how to negotiate with some very stubborn people https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-06/hours-trump-restores-iran-sanctions-rouhani-says-open-negotiations

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:54:25 2018 No.10580139 >https://finance.yahoo.com/news/3-reasons-geron-corporation-stock-183000145.html?.tsrc=rss Oh boy oh boy here we go, JnJ buyout mid-teens™ confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:54:49 2018 No.10580143 Just bought $400 worth of snap calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:55:17 2018 No.10580154 File: 11 KB, 211x246, BC44C34B-5086-4A34-BEE8-EF68AFA45744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GPRO at 6.66. WE’RE DOOMED

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:55:18 2018 No.10580155 File: 88 KB, 800x640, cheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580106 I only worship the Cheese God

>>	Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP Mon Aug 6 15:55:24 2018 No.10580157 File: 314 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180806-125030_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baby gains but still gains! Glad to be holding my positions and portfolio value.

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 15:55:34 2018 No.10580159 >>10580143 are u in ETSY aswell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:55:49 2018 No.10580163 What are you guys gonna do with your gains when the singularity hits? I'll go with a personality retrofit. Complete teardown and rebuild. Different stress responses, different fears, reprofiled attachment behavior. We're all gonna be chads one day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:56:11 2018 No.10580169 >>10580037 >>10580030 I did it for the memes. 0.087. LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 15:56:48 2018 No.10580175 File: 234 KB, 768x1024, 5d2d4edb5e1aab44f826c11587e1f5da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580159 Everyone wants handmade stuff You so screwed

>>	Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 15:57:22 2018 No.10580184 >>10580139 Wonder if this will do anything good for my jnj postion, they have been stagnet as fuck this year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:57:39 2018 No.10580189 >>10580175 What's your 1 year return on investment?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:57:59 2018 No.10580191 Bought 207.5 AAPL PUTS @ 4.10/share expiring Aug 31st. They're now 3.09/share. It's over for me, isn't it.

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 15:58:06 2018 No.10580193 File: 226 KB, 1079x1913, TA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580157 Atlkeast youve reached support levels! You should go up now! >>10580175 Nah i bought 200 shares, so im equally as nervous as u

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:58:19 2018 No.10580195 >AMRS stocktwits channel already in pre-cope mode Please be gentle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 15:58:42 2018 No.10580202 >>10580184 I don't think so Wall Street gonna discount JNJ stock by the amount of the offered cash

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:00:03 2018 No.10580217 Ok go home

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:00:27 2018 No.10580226 >>10580009 You’re gonna be rich!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:00:39 2018 No.10580229 File: 112 KB, 405x720, Screenshot_20180806-155849.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579923 do you rike it

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 16:00:44 2018 No.10580230 HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:00:47 2018 No.10580231 File: 62 KB, 923x356, UHOH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guys holy fuck china's determined to crash their economy they will take the real estate market completely with it what the fuck are these retards doing

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:01:03 2018 No.10580237
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Ding ding ding! I’m phone posting because I had to leave my desk. How’d everyone do today? I’m up .5% due to based PSMT and JNJ. Looks like we’re eating XTRA FAST tonite!

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Mon Aug 6 16:01:22 2018 No.10580242 >>10580191 Why the fuck would you short apple right now. It's on its bull run up to 220 >>10579825 >>10579852 It needs to move ~17% for breakeven, for my position. 30% is average move for SNAP on ER

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:02:14 2018 No.10580252 File: 384 KB, 514x480, 1533309712415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580237 one grilled cheese please

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:02:39 2018 No.10580257

>>10580184
Who knows? Ultimately JnJ is huge and the move is unlikely to materially impact their balance sheet significantly. (Geron is a $500m company)

But if Imelstat works, it could prove to be huge for not just Geron. From what I understand its basically the miracle cancer cure (or rather delay indefinitely delay its progression). Think lifetime revenue streams for patients hook onto that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:03:24 2018 No.10580266 >dad texted me saying he's unironically going to make a E*Trade account for the sole purpose of buying $500 of HMNY >thinks it's going to go to $3 how do I stop this absolute madman

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:03:36 2018 No.10580270
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>>10580193
Imagine unironically preforming TA on a robinhood graph. Amazing

I have extremely strong emotions about shorting KO. Lets run down some fundamental stats
>PE 92
On a soda company
>PEG 4.1
On a soda company
>PB 10.8
ON A SODA COMPANY
I understand blue chips with a good dividend are usually over priced, but come on, these stats are usually on tech companies, not on a FUCKING SODA COMPANY
I will short this company as long as I have breath

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:04:15 2018 No.10580277 >>10580266 >$500 You don’t, guy is going to vegas. Let him have his gamble desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:04:21 2018 No.10580282 >>10580231 it is le strong commie leader meme but seriously, fuck the chinks They have this shit coming from a long way

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:04:25 2018 No.10580284 >>10580229 what the fugg, 10k on HMNY

>>	Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 16:04:43 2018 No.10580287 >>10580202 I didn't think so either but I can dream. >>10580231 I sure fucking hope they crash it. Daddy's looking to buy some houses. I've always wanted to be a slum Lord.

>>	Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP Mon Aug 6 16:04:50 2018 No.10580290 >>10580266 By not telling lies on the internet. >>10580193 I hope so! Ive been green for 6 days in a row now.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Mon Aug 6 16:05:08 2018 No.10580293 >SPY is 0.67% away from ATH

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:05:12 2018 No.10580295 >>10580284 10k shares... its like 800 bucks literally the smallest position in my portfolio by far

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:05:27 2018 No.10580297 >>10580270 Not just TA on a robinhood graph, TA on portfolio performance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:05:33 2018 No.10580299 >>10580237 Poorly I’m down .26% at least HMNY is up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:05:42 2018 No.10580302 >>10580242 well i can at least assume you did the math the rest, not so much i hate getting IV crushed tho, so i dont bother with it anymore desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:05:46 2018 No.10580303 >>10580252 Are you the one who triggered the whole argument about kids meals and “orange chicken”?

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 16:05:47 2018 No.10580304 File: 128 KB, 500x300, 1416879920722.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580290 >>10580193 dont you two have same portfolio ... >.> ?

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:06:32 2018 No.10580312
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>>10580270
uhh, dont even joke about that you cucknigger
First of all its euro KO bottling earnings
Second, KO isnt just soda, they own most of the worlds water supply in competition with nestle

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 16:07:28 2018 No.10580321 >>10580304 Brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:07:58 2018 No.10580328 >>10580312 I'm not talking about europoor coke, I don't care about euroniggers putting shit in bottles. Warren buffet is wrong, KO will crash to around $30 EOY

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:08:41 2018 No.10580334 >>10580303 Yup, and proud of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:09:14 2018 No.10580343 SNAP CRASHING AFTER HOURS

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:10:44 2018 No.10580367 >>10580343 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd_Fdly3rX8 at least those straddle bois wont get crushed

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 16:14:24 2018 No.10580416 File: 52 KB, 799x754, etsymake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why arent my etsy options showing gains/losses after hours ...hmm

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:15:40 2018 No.10580431
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>forget to refill my perscripton drugs on Saturday
>my smol town pharmacy is closed on Sunday
>go without my high dosage anti depressants and anti anxiety pills
>24 hours and I start feeling weird
>I can't feel my cheeks
>my feet feel like their floating
>I can't think properly
>everything is fuzzy
>super loopy
>try to play vidya to escape the insanity put I can't even focus on the game
>try porn but I feel nothing
>get my refill this morning
>feel normal again 3 hours after taking them

Long TEVA, there is no escape

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:16:20 2018 No.10580436 oh no no no there goes my retirement

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:16:32 2018 No.10580440 File: 48 KB, 952x624, AMRS_shill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lel get rekt AMRS fags t. AMRS bagholder

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 16:17:20 2018 No.10580455 File: 249 KB, 1168x925, 1457974756630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580321 uhh ?_? >>10580416 me am guessing ETSY beat earning? kek as excepted

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:17:29 2018 No.10580457 >>10580431 long Shire for adderall

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:17:47 2018 No.10580460 >>10580242 Cause the burst last week was stupid. It was hype for the $1 trillion. Now we got it, and there isn't going to be even 1 inch of a pullback? It's irrational.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 16:17:47 2018 No.10580461 >>10580416 Options don't trade after hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:18:05 2018 No.10580467 >>10580431 thats what you get for taking that fucking jewish garbage

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 16:18:26 2018 No.10580471 >>10580455 miss by 25%

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:18:28 2018 No.10580472 >>10580440 PUMPING NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:18:31 2018 No.10580473 Kraft dumped half my friday gains god dammit what is this bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:18:39 2018 No.10580477 >sold snap puts >bought snap calls Did I fuck up

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:19:00 2018 No.10580482 File: 27 KB, 953x578, bull_trap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580472 NOT SO FAST

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:19:06 2018 No.10580483 >>10580416 this your first rodeo or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:19:20 2018 No.10580485 HEAR is halted

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 16:19:29 2018 No.10580487 >>10580483 with options yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:19:31 2018 No.10580488 >>10580467 TEVA is buffet stock that makes them angelic and good

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:19:45 2018 No.10580492 >>10580154 >Investing in a company that has made the same product for 20 years >It's a bad camera with a fish eye lense in a plastic case You get what you deserve

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:24:21 2018 No.10580534

>>10580440
>>10580436
spoke too soon

>>10580488
lol
TEVA is literally the biggest company in israel
they make their money testing out fucking mindcontrol drugs to shackle the goyim, and pay docs commissions to prescribe unbelievably addictive drugs to anyone who feels "sad" from living in this hellish post-post-modernists wet dream that they created. they will get theirs

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:24:55 2018 No.10580543 >>10580477 Dumbass

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:25:04 2018 No.10580545 >>10579136 10000$ what to invest in? Anybody got insider tips?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:25:56 2018 No.10580557 >>10580169 >>10580169 good luck bruv, i've got 100 in at .09 onwards and upwards!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:26:04 2018 No.10580560 >>10580534 >they make their money testing out fucking mindcontrol drugs to shackle the goyim you guys are fucking insane I will always be thankful to TEVA for that ointment that cleared up my embarrassing rash

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:26:04 2018 No.10580561 >>10580472 >>10580482 It looks like to be an absolutely nothing sandwich,

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:26:20 2018 No.10580567 >>10580545 Buy EOY TWTR calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:26:29 2018 No.10580569 >>10580545 LCI

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:27:54 2018 No.10580581 >>10580229 Impressive! I like it

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:28:29 2018 No.10580589
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>>10580534
So they might be evil, however
Tevas mondafil will be a big hit when worn out gen z and millenial college fags switch from their adderall (Shire) out of fear for health
However, both teva and shpg have been going down from the pharma rape. Its good entry for both these hehehe

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:28:36 2018 No.10580590

>>10580560
SSRIs and many other types of anti-depressants (marketed as entirely non-addictive, of course) are going to be found to cause all manners of neurological problems in the near future

fucking cap this

same shit as the entire generation of kids they just brought up on adderall (tho this one isnt TEVA)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:29:00 2018 No.10580594 >>10580545 AMD

reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 16:29:18 2018 No.10580596
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>>10580471
wtf, how you beat revenue by so much but miss earning >_>

>>10580154
NUUUUUU GPRO NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

why must you betray me !

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:29:39 2018 No.10580601 >>10579172 nobody wants to use you for anything, cripple

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:30:12 2018 No.10580606 >AMRS Yikes

>>	None !!qGrFRE61CmQ Mon Aug 6 16:30:18 2018 No.10580608 File: 14 KB, 1272x154, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A good day. How about you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:30:34 2018 No.10580613 >>10580545 Biogen

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:30:56 2018 No.10580616
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>>10580561
yeah

Their revenues are below the guidance given in Q417
The "Renewable Products" revenues don't reflect the Biossance franchise growth
Their current ratio is atrocious and I wonder how they are going to pay denbts
They say they are in a complicated negotiation with chink partners... I think we should send the screenshots of the steel trader anon to John Melo... always the chinks ruining the fun for everyone

I think we gonna baghold some more guys

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:31:06 2018 No.10580617

>>10580589
>Tevas mondafil will be a big hit when worn out gen z and millenial college fags switch from their adderall (Shire) out of fear for health
another relatively untested drug, not meant for daily consumption
what could go wrong?

tho youre right. they know damn well that people will soon be fleeing the amphetamine based medications. modafinil is literally the only other one that is even moderately effective

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:31:19 2018 No.10580621 >>10580545 HMNY

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:31:34 2018 No.10580624 >>10580472 >PUMPING NOW you do realize there are no bids there and it's climbing on some small ask slaps right?

Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 16:31:37 2018 No.10580627

>>10580596
it doesnt matter that it missed its up +10% right now.

I bought 2 Contracts so i gues si gotta wait til tommrow to see how much money i made.

We are rich now we can finally get that little cabin we always wanted to get on the lake baby

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:31:56 2018 No.10580630 File: 687 KB, 720x720, 1497594020481.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580594 no, don't do this pls no just no AMD MUST DIP IT MUST IT MUST AAAAAHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:32:44 2018 No.10580638 >>10580545 Nice try FBI.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Mon Aug 6 16:33:59 2018 No.10580646 File: 22 KB, 600x394, terr a jobs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580545 SEC niggers glow in the dark

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:34:12 2018 No.10580649 >>10580616 Why didn't you sell before ER. I sold out completely at $7 and have been telling everyone here to do the same. No point risking holding over ER, especially when it already is trading at 52 wk high.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:35:17 2018 No.10580660 >>10580649 I don't trade m8 I like their narrative and thus I hodl And I missed your calls

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:35:21 2018 No.10580661

>>10580616
im just looking to off these calls ive had for months tomorrow at B/E. got my fingers crossed.

>>10580627
wew
i hope it all goes well for ya m8, but im pretty certain you are gonna get fucking BITCHSLAPPED tomorrow with a cold bucket of reality. you shouldnt be trading options on ERs if you know this little about how they work

>>10580646
havent kept up on terry desu
he managed to stay out of jail, i hope

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:35:42 2018 No.10580664

>>10580590
Yeah I don't think that's how FDA works.
The mainstream first-line antidepressants out there are there because they don't do anything.
SSRIs are no better than placebo. The only measurable thing they do is disable your dick, which is enough to trigger the mental it's-bitter-so-it-must-be-medicine! placebo mechanism.
You want actual effects you need to try the weird Soviet stuff that makes you perceive the 4th spatial dimension or the old-timey 60s stuff that liquefies your organs if you eat the wrong kind of fruit, or not the wrong kind, or no fruit at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:35:50 2018 No.10580665 >>10580649 bagholder extreme said to buy when things are going up

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:35:52 2018 No.10580666 >>10580630 I'm out of day trades and can't offload my HMNY gains, I can sell premarket tomorrow with the robinhood update, right???

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 16:36:11 2018 No.10580669 >>10580661 Nah i got my bitchslap this morning with AMD options

Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 16:36:44 2018 No.10580675

>>10580617
Half the reason I still have Teva through the ups and downs is I'm sure that mondafil will either be proven to cause like hypercancer or it will be completely harmless and will become the new coffee it's a win win really. Help fund politicians and "the elite" get hypercancer or make a mint on NuCoffee

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:37:36 2018 No.10580686 >>10580664 I honestly really appreciate my meds, the before and after of my existence is remarkable. Am I a shackled goyim who literally cannot stop taking them now? Yes, but I'm a much happier goyim who can function like a normal person

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:37:51 2018 No.10580688 >>10580660 Fair enough. I still believe in them long term, as I'm genuinely impressed by their tech, so I think you'll be OK in the long run. Also was there any further share dilution, I remember last time shares o/s jumped by like 10m.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:38:20 2018 No.10580693 >>10580666 I can't use RH anon, not an American. ;_; So I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:38:24 2018 No.10580696 File: 65 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180806-153540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Small ballers, how'd we do today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:39:16 2018 No.10580701 >>10580688 yeahn their S/O has been steadily rising since Q417: 40M ->60M today In fact, market actually gave AMRS a higher market cap

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:40:07 2018 No.10580718 >>10580665 Wait was it baggy or big5cuck who was the super bear on AMRS? I get all the tripfags mixed up.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 16:40:10 2018 No.10580719 File: 10 KB, 630x233, 123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] eheheheh

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:40:51 2018 No.10580725 >>10580718 Big5Guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:40:59 2018 No.10580727 >>10580718 It was big5. Last earnings season was the great meme stock showdown between BGFV and AMRS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:41:29 2018 No.10580732 >>10580718 5cuck if I remember correctly. Took a shit on it right before the giant meme earnings last time and it mooned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:42:30 2018 No.10580746 >>10580719 some of us care about you grim your risk is out of control

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:42:47 2018 No.10580751 File: 73 KB, 800x531, Business_plan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Oil and Gas a good investment? Thinking about US oil specifically. Iran is gonna get hit hard I'm guessing US oil will make bank after that

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 16:43:23 2018 No.10580760 >>10580746 I'm just gambling on gains dad. I promise I won't get too crazy! I stuffed away most of my portfolio into long term stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:43:37 2018 No.10580765 >>10580725 >>10580727 >>10580732 Lol. big5cuck is always wrong on every account, so I guess this makes AMRS a safe buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:43:40 2018 No.10580766 Snap: Calls or puts?

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 16:43:43 2018 No.10580768 >>10580696 not even joking im genuinely impressed goodjob. You earned that beer

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:44:15 2018 No.10580773 >>10580766 Blatantly obvious puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:44:18 2018 No.10580775 >>10580719 Grats on HEAR. You are fucking Kaiji you gambler you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:46:10 2018 No.10580799 File: 91 KB, 400x400, 1446736872360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580765 AMRS >up 100% in the last year BGFV >down 33% in the last year

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:46:27 2018 No.10580804 >>10580751 Check out the prices. https://oilprice.com/

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:46:51 2018 No.10580810

>>10580664
were gonna have to agree to disagree here m8
those SSRIs and their nasty side-effects are not from placebo
they are from unforeseen problems that come with chemically altering how the brain uses its neurotransmitters, and from the effects that taking such a substance daily will have over the course of several decades.
>ex
literally every "safe" medication that came before

aside from all that tho, i also have absolutely no illusion that the FDA is there to "protect" or "help" people. on the contrary, ive seen them, on multiple different occasions in my short life, slap the b&hammer and schedule "drugs" that could easily help curb the opiate crisis. they are there to protect bigpharma gains. nothing more, nothing less

>>10580669
>IV on calls was 74 today
if you bought em today, you are most certinly in for another one m8. jus sayin

>>10580675
i like the way you think lol

>>10580718
baggy made some good money long those fuckers if i remember right
big5 had the famous rant thats been immortalized in that screencap

grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 16:47:07 2018 No.10580812
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>>10580775
I actually have to stop. This is getting out of control. My """strategy""" is to keep buying long term memes with very solid financials and just keep like 400~ for gambling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:47:22 2018 No.10580816 File: 55 KB, 720x665, 1499622632772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580545 Get robinhood gold, 6k/ tier. YOLO it on MU and sell calls

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 16:48:15 2018 No.10580826 File: 128 KB, 1280x720, 1509908169054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580601 ;_; >>10580627 good job hubby ! we can skip the peggings this week >>10580719 no grim no !

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:48:54 2018 No.10580838 >>10580812 Based single share of free ZNGA

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 16:49:30 2018 No.10580848 >>10580810 Alright ill bite, Why would i get fucked before i dump these contracts tomorrow ? You think its gonna correct over night or something?

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 16:49:55 2018 No.10580853 >>10580838 BAZYNGA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:51:07 2018 No.10580872 What the fuck is HEAR doing

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:51:12 2018 No.10580874 >>10580804 Kek, I like how they have a geopolitics section

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:51:23 2018 No.10580877 >when your biggest holding is a thot products company with meme-tier financials What am I doing with my life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:52:13 2018 No.10580890 >>10580812 How much capital did you start with getting into the stock market? I'm trying to wrap my head around the concept of buying so few shares and yet steadily getting gains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:53:16 2018 No.10580900 >>10580877 Well you got dubs so youre doing something right anon

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 16:53:17 2018 No.10580902 >>10580890 I started with 1k. Put in another 1k~ over time and when my bank account gets to a comfortable level I will start putting in more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:53:55 2018 No.10580909 >>10580872 >that sudden spike to 34.99 my sides

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:54:55 2018 No.10580918

>>10580877
As long as women exist sales of makeup will be strong. Thottypaint sales actually went up during the recession. It has to do with an unconscious understanding that women are being outmoded from the sexual market by the acceleration of technology and living capital.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:55:21 2018 No.10580921 >Zillow

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:55:57 2018 No.10580928 >>10580902 So 2k total over a period of what time, exactly? Is options trading something easy to grasp but hard to do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:57:19 2018 No.10580946 File: 46 KB, 496x203, blackscholes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580928 Options trading is hard to grasp AND hard to do

>>	None !!qGrFRE61CmQ Mon Aug 6 16:58:05 2018 No.10580953 >>10580946 >caring about scholes pricing model

grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 16:58:37 2018 No.10580960
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>>10580928
3 months. I'm not taking my options trading seriously at all though. It's been a mixed bag of good returns and tragic returns. I've made maybe 5% on options overall(though tomorrow with this HEAR call it will be higher). Do not do anything I do as far as options. Like I said, I'm basically playing with around 400 dollars and taking my long term stock picks very seriously. Options are immeasurably difficult and will punish the fuck out of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:59:10 2018 No.10580968 File: 123 KB, 924x766, robinhoodd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you ever need a good kek, look at the absolute retards at the robinhood sub

>>	None !!qGrFRE61CmQ Mon Aug 6 16:59:22 2018 No.10580973 >>10580960 Just sell high IV and buy low IV, that's options for you, mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 16:59:31 2018 No.10580974 Is it too late to jump into AMD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:00:45 2018 No.10580982 >>10580968 Getting real tired of you reddit fags coming onto /biz/ even if you just took a screenshot you were still there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:01:43 2018 No.10580995 File: 166 KB, 1079x1459, Screenshot_20180806-170120_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AMZN doing it again for me. Bless you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:02:17 2018 No.10581001 >>10580630 >He bet against and Ahaha he ahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:03:43 2018 No.10581019 What's with these novolume ticks on AMRS? Can we get a /big boy/ to come in and settle this already?

>>	Earnings Badger Mon Aug 6 17:04:33 2018 No.10581027 >>10580995 Youre so close to beating DPT, I cheering for u brother

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 17:05:33 2018 No.10581037 File: 182 KB, 900x548, kaiji_by_getchanceandluck-d3kdu5l.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEAR call starting!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:06:30 2018 No.10581046 >>10581019 I don't think their financials or storys are good enough to sucker in any big players. They may sucker in some small retail traders but that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:06:51 2018 No.10581048 My fucking company laid off everyone. I swear it's like they were invested in HMNY or some shit. The entire company was sold off in a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:07:19 2018 No.10581054 >>10580946 I just gamble

Holdmoar Mon Aug 6 17:07:44 2018 No.10581061

>>10580974
My original estimate for what it's worth was 22 eoy. Seen sone "pros" say 25. Way it's been moving it could easily break 25 this year. I'd see how it opens tomorrow, they seem to be down a bit on average in the first hour or so. But no it's not too late, they have strong prospects until Intel gets it's shit together and Nvdia is a giant question mark for awhile longer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:07:57 2018 No.10581065 >>10580953 If you trade options and don't appreciate the importance (and beauty) of Black-Scholes-Merton, you are probably one of the fools that keeps giving me your money.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 17:08:36 2018 No.10581070 File: 217 KB, 650x852, illust_55848013_20180721_224146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581037 >>10581048

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:09:01 2018 No.10581077 File: 189 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20180806-170832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10579985 Fuck I thought my YTD was bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:10:10 2018 No.10581088 >>10581077 Don't make your humble brag any more secret, somebody might find out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:10:33 2018 No.10581090 >>10581065 >BSM ripped off bachelier >BSM caused LTCM >heston with jumps is superior this isnt art its a business

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:10:38 2018 No.10581092
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>>10580974
I'd say wait until AMD dips to buy in, but what do I know, I only started dipping my toes in the stock market for a week. I'm still waiting for Intel to drop more so I can get in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:11:18 2018 No.10581098 File: 172 KB, 1280x720, wereallgonnamakeit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581048 >>10581070 D-don't lose faith!

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 17:11:20 2018 No.10581099 >>10581065 this kek its up there with kelly criterion in beauty

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:11:49 2018 No.10581103 File: 91 KB, 301x267, 1531956224249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581037 Congratulations You won!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:12:05 2018 No.10581107 File: 105 KB, 800x450, 1494279272839.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581048 Any relations with Chyna?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:13:01 2018 No.10581124 File: 102 KB, 768x695, screenshot.1533589949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuuuuck my 3m chart is broken

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:15:18 2018 No.10581156 >>10581092 Ayy, someone else here uses CIBC. Nice picks btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:15:25 2018 No.10581159 aaaaand HEAR just dumped RIP grim

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 17:15:26 2018 No.10581161 File: 515 KB, 498x278, tenor (1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:16:40 2018 No.10581177 I would've sold at 36-37. that's a near 20% gain

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:16:41 2018 No.10581178
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Sold my $114 disney calls for a nice 65% profit. Might have pussed out a bit but i really needed the win after taking a few justings on dumb trades. while it could pump to $120, i couldn't afford the loss at $113ish

i'm definitely getting better at patience and discipline. i've watched too many pumps average back down, this one i feel like i made the right move. 12% profit for the whole portfolio today which is getting me closer to that 25k pdt limit.

trying to employ the buffet strategy of just holding cash until a home run comes along. i;m able to get the hits, i just need to stop buying silly calls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:16:45 2018 No.10581179 Poor Grim getting lifted up and then thrown back down

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:16:50 2018 No.10581181 >>10581161 >Turtle Beach Files For Mixed Shelf Offering of Up to $100M

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:17:10 2018 No.10581184 File: 622 KB, 640x360, 1501981040860.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581156 >CIBC you da man I should thank /pol/ for CHK

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:17:43 2018 No.10581193 Am I fucked if I bought snap calls today? Will buying puts tommorow morning and making it a stradde be a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:18:31 2018 No.10581199 File: 35 KB, 1051x405, 8-6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10580696

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:18:52 2018 No.10581205 >>10580665 >Trusting the tripfag who lost +$20,000.00 on AMZN options last earnings report You're not going to make it kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:19:16 2018 No.10581211 >>10581161 HEAR is unhealthy with these ups and downs

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 17:20:13 2018 No.10581217 File: 2.21 MB, 400x224, tenor (2).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581211 NOOO! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:20:28 2018 No.10581219 File: 739 KB, 1345x745, when you sneeze and someone says god bless you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God damn Im debating if I shjould sell some shit and buy HEAR

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:21:08 2018 No.10581229 >>10581219 God bless you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:22:35 2018 No.10581257 >>10581219 no... see >>10581181

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:22:47 2018 No.10581264 >>10581217 Zawa zawa... Za...Wa

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:23:14 2018 No.10581269 File: 184 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20180806-172211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581088 SPY alone has been meeting me since January, trust me, nothing to brag about

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Mon Aug 6 17:23:26 2018 No.10581271 File: 138 KB, 700x700, 1414009330707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581217 dying not that bad ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:24:13 2018 No.10581283 >>10580545 Momentum trade $CHK. It's going to drop in the low $4 tomorrow, buy it then. Sell it when it gets in the high $4. Rinse and repeat.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 17:26:42 2018 No.10581302 File: 490 KB, 408x230, tumblr_ltv70b5sM21qdc388o1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581271 >>10581264

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:27:01 2018 No.10581307 File: 64 KB, 250x300, 00_speaker5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581217 Take a moment; tell me what you've lost. What's happened. Percentage or amount, which ever you prefer. Take a moment and breath with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:27:11 2018 No.10581310 File: 39 KB, 400x395, Miguel Serrano.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581271 You forgot about the eternal return Baka knee!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:27:29 2018 No.10581316 >>10581271 kek I want to be inside a washing machine

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:28:37 2018 No.10581329 File: 1.49 MB, 480x480, 1501124521041.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581217 RIP have some healing >>10581283 this, CHK is a rollercoaster

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 17:28:41 2018 No.10581330 File: 94 KB, 620x250, zawa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581307

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:28:41 2018 No.10581331 File: 157 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20180806-172656.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10581217 I'm sorry, thought this may cheer you up (I sold 40 more shares even lower price the next day)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:35:18 2018 No.10581381 >>10581330 You made a call, not a put. You don't have much to fear, you made a profit today. Sell on open; don't hold it. You're holding a bomb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:35:28 2018 No.10581382 What's going on with HEAR? Should we buy? Are we going to the Moon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:35:33 2018 No.10581383 >>10581307 Malignant transdimensional entities are not (NOT!) allowed in this thread. Please see yourself out of the light cone, xir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:37:14 2018 No.10581401 >>10581382 You're getting on mr bones wild ride

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:37:17 2018 No.10581402 File: 160 KB, 1080x1073, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder that snapstraddle will result in TOTAL LOSS

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:37:56 2018 No.10581411 So did SNAP do anything interesting? Are optionlets eternally btfo yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:39:00 2018 No.10581425 Do we're probably buying HEAR on this huge dip yeah?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 17:39:04 2018 No.10581427 >>10581402 >>10581411 We won't know until earnings tomorrow. I'm glad I bought a ticket just to experience the ride.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Aug 6 17:39:41 2018 No.10581436 >>10581430 >>10581430 >>10581430 bread baked >>10581430 >>10581430 >>10581430

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