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10574064 No.10574064 [Reply] [Original]

I have 7000$, how to make the most of it?

>> No.10574072

>>10574064
Go to Thailand and fuck ladyboys

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10574077

>>10574064

>> No.10574102

>>10574064
Put $3000 in a sensible, low-fee S&P500 ETF and $4000 in 30 year treasury bonds. If you had more money, I'd say also go a little crazy and put 5% of your portfoilo in gold and another 5% in a mad money account and buy individual stocks, like APPL or JNJ.

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10574137

>>10574102
>he thinks treasury bonds will protect him from inflation

>> No.10574165

>>10574137
Sure, if you're concerned you can buy TIPS bonds that adjust their coupon rate according to inflation, but nobody buys them since the overall yield of conventional bonds outpaces inflation better, historically. Also they are not as liquid.

>> No.10574167

>>10574072
This, going to Thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to Turkey and not eating a kebab.

>> No.10574248

>>10574064
>buy 1 btc
>wait 3 years
>profit

>> No.10574258

>>10574167
eez cum! dave's cum! waaaaaay

>> No.10574305

>>10574064
50/50 on LINK and GVT

>> No.10574358

If you are under 20 then go all in on LINK. No point of taking boomer risks when you aren't a boomer yet. Worst case scenario your $7k will become $4k. Best case scenario $1000 EOY.

>> No.10574445

>>10574358
his 7k will be $1000 EOY indeed if he follows your advice

>> No.10574456

>>10574077
Checked.
Do this, op. Become a marine

>> No.10574528

>>10574445
kek, based and redpilled