[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 12 KB, 253x229, 1525665827492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10571496 No.10571496 [Reply] [Original]

>sunday night

>> No.10571529
File: 202 KB, 663x715, IMG_2389.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10571529

I'm not a wagie. I live with my parents and will continue to do so until I make it in crypto. Whenever I meet girls in the bar I tell them I'm a high profile stock trader visiting my parents for the week. Before long I'm always railing out some wagies girlfriend on the family couch. God I love being a NEET

>> No.10571556

>until I make it in crypto
>hasnt made it
>nearly 2019
sorry to say champ....

>> No.10571577
File: 7 KB, 209x241, 1531072282421s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10571577

>>10571529

Fucking dreading tomorrow. Envy you boys.

>> No.10571586
File: 54 KB, 705x633, 1497230527381 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10571586

>> No.10571592

>>10571556
Can you please come get your girlfriend? She won't leave and she keeps calling me her wolf in the bedsheet.

>> No.10571605
File: 63 KB, 512x463, 1530671675209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10571605

>>10571529
>Live Action Role Playing

>> No.10571627

>>10571529
Does your mom or dad ever catch you smashing ? You can’t be loud? Did you ever spill your manjuice on the pillow, try to clean it but failed ?

I find it hard to believe you can bring girls back to your house without being loud as hell and your mom or dad coming in saying “you all right down there sweety” ?

>> No.10571682

>>10571627
The living room is far enough away from their bedroom that they never hear. I always blow my load inside her to avoid clean up. I actually drive a $1000 Honda Civic that's falling apart so I call that my plan B. The chicks I fuck always want to meet up the next day so I roll up in that and then tell them I lost everything in the market crash. They take the pill every time and I don't have to pay for it.

>> No.10571830

>>10571682
>I always blow my load inside her to avoid clean up.
This is going in my cringe compilation.

>> No.10571971

>>10571682
>they take the pill every time
Do you believe in the tooth fairy as well?