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Sup /biz/

I'll be attending U of M Ann-Arbor in the fall (Anyone else go there?) and I am curious as to what you guys did in college as side hustles. I plan on buying crypto this dip and just sitting on that for a while, but I want non crypto methods.

I'll do anything short of suckin penor and selling drugs. I've heard of people setting up their own recycling bins, narrating audiobooks (but that sounds shitty) etc.

TL;DR I want to make money in college (I have the 4 years completely paid through scholarships)

>inb4 "muh passive income"
>inb4 "lmao that 18 y/o boomer xd"

pic somewhat related

>> No.10565327

>>10565311
In the thumbnail, I thought his hand was a really sad Weiner.

>> No.10565343

>>10565327
One hell of a cock if that's the case

>>10565311
op how much money you getting exactly? Also what Major

>> No.10565357

>>10565311
>>10565343
:^)

>> No.10565378

>>10565311
>asks for money making tips
>"i don't wanna do THAT"
the absolute state of /biz/
do you wanna make money or not?

>> No.10565419

>>10565378
alright what do you recommend? no restrictions

>> No.10565648

>>10565311
bamp

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10565950

>>10565311
Bumping thread

>I too am a smelly student

>> No.10566029

open an ATM business

>> No.10566038
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10566038

>>10565311

Apply for and successfully get Social Security Disability. I got $6,000 for the maximum amount of 18 months back pay and another $1,200 monthly. If you supplement this with some math tutoring, paper writing and selling PDFs of textbooks/solutions manuals, you'll be able to live pretty comfortably while being able to focus on school instead of being a wagecuck.

Oh and get a script for Adderall for maximum intellectual gains and profit.

>> No.10566087

>>10566038
dog I have my 4 years payed for in full, but thank you i didnt realize I could even do this oof. Are there any dead-parent tier requirements? for reference I'm receiving general financial aid and a few scholarships and my parents are divorced, making an avg of 38k between both (but separate households) or doesnt that shit matter since I'm an adult? thanks m9

>> No.10566226

>>10566087

Doesn't matter since you're an adult. In addition to getting NEETbux, I'm also pulling in the full $5,500 Pell Grant award, a few scholarships and the money I make from tutoring math retards for a nice living while I wreck the grading curve and plow sluts.

Living the Dream

>> No.10566236

> he didn’t get into Ross

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.10566237

>>10565311
How'd you get the scholarship? Are you black? Ross students are weird as fuck

>> No.10566455

>>10566237
>>10566236
want to genetics plebs, ross is gay. Im white and have good essays