/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10542330]

Good news lads. I was doing some nude astral projection in my pool earlier (just use a snorkel) and I discovered that this is a shake out. From what the universe told me, we should see some immense price movement upwards fairly shortly, perhaps as soon as tomorrow, and it will continue until bitcoin dominance is at 67%

[Anonymous No.10542345]

I took 3 tabs of LSD and the horny goblin told me that LINK is going up soon.

[Anonymous No.10542349]

>>10542330
this is more accurate than TA

[Anonymous No.10542378]

>>10542330
Same thing dude. I was meditating and I astral projected like I normally do to fight the interdimensional jewish child sex traffickers, but this time the jews weren't there, there was just a white light that told me to buy LINK

[Anonymous No.10542791]

>>10542330
give me your best astral projection techniques

[Anonymous No.10542849]

>>10542330
I astrally projected my penis into your mother's vagina

[Anonymous No.10542933]

>>10542791
For me it's isochronic tones. Theta waves for a while. Deep breathing until I see colors in my mind. Then visualize yourself above your body, and from there you can go wherever you want.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10543074]

>>10542933
MOAR

[Anonymous No.10543089]

>>10542330
Do you have to maintain an erection while astral projecting or can you still do it whils't flaccid?

[Anonymous No.10543142]

>>10542330
if the universe didn't tell you to drop mad coin into https://www.theaccountingblockchain.io/?aId=7543845-2892534 the universe is bein' a piece of shit to you and you shouldn't listen to anything else it says.

[Anonymous No.10543205]

BTC will continue to amaze the masses. Link will rise, time will go on. ETH will become faster and open up what devs have dreamed of for years. We are finally upon the true start of industrial adoption of blockchain technologies. Anon, you will be blessed for your study, use your riches for good.