/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10519865]

Drop 10 redditors and 10 bizlets on on different corners of an island, ... what happens? I will send two links to the most elaborate story. Entertain me.

[Anonymous No.10519879]

>>10519865
>Spending $2000 on a dumb story.
retard.

[Anonymous No.10519887]

they make a 20 man chainlink while they wait for one of the trust fund kids from /biz/ to call in his dad's private fleet of helicopters

[Anonymous No.10519899]

>>10519879
Good post

[Anonymous No.10519925]

>>10519865
all 20 wander into the ocean after seeing mermaids and die

what the fuck would i want link for?

[Anonymous No.10519949]

Really disappointed with the lack of creativity in this board. I truly expected more. No one gets gets the two links. Goodnight ... go an hero yourselves.

[Anonymous No.10519962]

>>10519949
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.10519964]

>>10519865
The redditors have fun and take turns being cuckolds. The biztards don't say one word to each other and communicate basic needs via smoke signal.

[Anonymous No.10519973]

Well the redditors would think our humor went too far. I think they'd try to make it on their own but fail. We would probably do well and end up scamming them in some way or another. I think the seething redditors would attempt to kill us but of course would fail. At that point we do Cartel shit that we saw on /gif/ and discover it's a good time and empathize with the Cartels.

[Anonymous No.10519982]

>>10519949
No please I need those 60¢ or I won't eat!!

[Anonymous No.10519998]

[Anonymous No.10520019]

>>10519865
Reddit dweebs try to establish communist utopia, take turns letting the token black fuk the fat chicks while the rest of said dweebs play with themselves.....
biztards form on opposite side of island, forming weapons, autistically disagree on everything, call each other faggots etc... eventually lord of the flies occurs, biztards kill redditors
4 biztards remain, agree to divide island into quadrants, never to interact with one another