WTF, I THOUGHT LAST MONTH WAS STILL MAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10519739]

>August 2 2018

[Anonymous No.10519777]

>>10519739
I notice a lot of people are saying this. Did the earth get shoved into a time warp or something that made the time go by faster? What the hell is going on? I have noticed people say "where has the time gone" or "time seems to have flown without me noticing" before, but never this many many people at the same time. What's the deal?

[Anonymous No.10519794]

I having a fantastic year

[Anonymous No.10519800]

>>10519777
this is life as a bagholder. each day bleeds into the next. by the time your shitcoins moon you'll be an old man

[Anonymous No.10519817]

>>10519777

Average age of 4channer is shifting higher, as you get older time dilation makes it seem like time is shorter

[Anonymous No.10519841]

>>10519817
i always wondered this. does a 5yo experience time 3x slower than a 15yo?

[Anonymous No.10519900]

>>10519841
Think of it like this: when you're 10,1 year is a tenth of your lifetime.

[Anonymous No.10519908]

>>10519900
can i slow this down? 2018 has been so fast and i dont want it to keep going faster

[Anonymous No.10519924]

>>10519908

Make more meaningful experiences. It helps not to have to deal with the monotony of work but hardly anyone is afforded that luxury.

The old folks weren't kidding when they say life is short even if we all thought it as kids.

[Anonymous No.10519929]

>>10519908
The ride only gets faster

[Anonymous No.10519933]

>>10519777
As you get older, you experience time faster.
Our experience of time is logarithmic. That is to say it changes relative to what percentage of our life it is. So the eight years from age 72 to 80 feel literally as long as the single year from age 9 to age 10. Have fun :p

[Anonymous No.10519950]

>>10519924
>>10519929
i read about this when i was younger and made a pact with myself to train my brain to perceive time differently. it worked but now that i have graduated college and wagecucking, the year has blown by. i might off myself and just keep throwing my money into crypto. i need to make it.

[Anonymous No.10519954]

>time Flys when you're having fun

Fuck that! If this year went as I thought it would in January I'd be having a blast asking instagram girls to chill at my beach house and time would be slow just like how summer vacations used to be.

[Anonymous No.10519966]

>>10519777
I think there's a conspiracy concerning this matter. From what I can understand human consciousness are connected greater than ever due to the internet and it is accelerating us towards singularity at a faster pace.

[Anonymous No.10520509]

>>10519739
>only 33
>photographic memory + spatial sequence synesthesia
>feels like i have been alive literally a hundred years because i can remember so much that has happened to me and recall super specific thoughts and moments from 25+ years ago as though they just happened
>cannot really fathom the concept of doubling my entire life and only being 66

[Anonymous No.10520600]

>Time flys when you're a faggot
Seems like everyone in this thread is one of a faggot.

[Anonymous No.10520612]

>>10520509
youll run out of memory storage by then mate

[Anonymous No.10520629]

>>10520509
>photographic memory
Doesn't exist fag

[Anonymous No.10520631]

>>10519794
nice larp faggot

[Anonymous No.10520640]

>>10519777
>5 omg day takes forever
>8 omg birthday takes forever
>15 omg year takes forever
>20 omg college takes forever
>30+ time goes too quick.

[Anonymous No.10520666]

>>10520640
>tfw im a 31 year old boomer and feel the effects of this all the time

[Anonymous No.10520674]

>>10520666
37 boomer. Shit is like a flash show at this point.

[Anonymous No.10520755]

>>10520674
that certainly makes me feel better

[Anonymous No.10520983]

>>10520666
>>10520674
write down the highlights of your day every day in a word document and read over it all every now and then. it will fix this problem.

[Pie in the Sky No.10521106]

>>10519739
Every month is now one month closer to ski season when I can be happy

[Anonymous No.10521164]

>>10519777
checked. Time traveler here can confirm that 2018 is actually a time warp year. Can’t say much else as I don’t want to alter this current timeline.

[Anonymous No.10521178]

>>10519800
delete this

[Anonymous No.10521180]

wtf do u guys do? Time flies by real fking slow for me, cant wait to skip the studying and just be knowledgable already

fk this shit give me what you have

[Anonymous No.10521197]

>>10521180
you a zoomer?

[Anonymous No.10521198]

>early 20s
>already feeling time speeding up
Thank God, my death will feel like it came swiftly even if I have to live until old age.

[Anonymous No.10521221]

>>10519950

Thing about it is, though, that, at least in my case, I don't want to experience time in the way I did in my early 20's or as a child. Now mid 30's and life's bullshit hurts slightly less because it blows over more quickly in my perception.

[Anonymous No.10521244]

>be me
>no job yet cuz uni
>phone stolen recently
>have to stay far away from home for uni so cel is needed
>feel awful for having parents waste money on new phone for me
>not doing great at uni either, parents have no idea and I'm not telling
>dread of them investing time and money on me just for me to disappoint
>have to keep pretending all's well every time people ask how studies are going and how much time is left
>time only speeds up further, every year feels like a breeze
Fuck man. At this point I just want to graduate and get a job, if nothing else so I can stop having to rely on my parents for expenses. I simply hate the thought of being dead weight and right now it feels like I'm stagnating in life.

[Anonymous No.10521262]

>>10520509
Phototakin' memory is a meme but I know this feel. Also
>receive some stimulus, particularly in the form of conversation
>at random, this jars something loose in the strained framework of my sanity
>vividly remember the countless times I have received and processed this information
>brain goes aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10522042]

>>10519739
>Dad died April 17th
>feels like yesterday
>spent 2 years caring for him
>19 now
>lost my best 2 years of HS
>chemo bills kept me from enrolling in college and put my mom and I in debt
>I was a normal teen before he got sick
>can't relate to anyone anymore
>can't get GF
>tfw thinking about all the life experiences I won't get to have with him
>tfw my mom is the only good thing left in my life
>tfw she's 60 and has a failing heart

I just wanna be young again anons

[Anonymous No.10522081]

I wish I could time warp to when my linkies are worth millions.

[Anonymous No.10522242]

>>10519739
Im almost considering meditation at this point. Im not too keen on it but i think it could help slow things down.

Imo it's the constant stimuli that makes us feel that way about time. The crazy level of daily information intake nowadays causes our brain to behave differently

Try going to prison, i bet the days would drag by

[Anonymous No.10522271]

>>10522042
i never had a dad, appreciate the moments you had with him

[Anonymous No.10522293]

>>10522242
It's true, prison makes time go very slow.

[Anonymous No.10522356]

>>10522271
wise words anon, thank you.

[Anonymous No.10522393]

>>10519777
Is this your first time on the internet or did you miss these posts every summer?