/smg/ - Stock Market General

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10515547]

He got away with it edition

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Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

[Anonymous No.10515563]

First for not bullying grim for not linking to the last thread

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10515564]

first for being mentally retarded and forgetting previous thread
>>10513462

[Anonymous No.10515580]

how many FNGUs did you buy today

[Anonymous No.10515581]

never undestimate the irrationality of the market

Apple's valuation on a more expensive locked down phone.

Tesla is similar. Elon has played the stock meme perfectly in going for high end exclusive first into promises of cheaper ones that he marks up.

[Anonymous No.10515582]

Ain't I the kind of guy your momma
Told you not to hang around?

[Anonymous No.10515586]

Who /Fitbit/ here

[Anonymous No.10515598]

Heads will roll in 9 minutes. Be sure to buy your official Big5Gay hat.

[Anonymous No.10515608]

elon drops n bomb in 1 hour 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.10515612]

Nasdaq struggled but kept green day. Fangover continues. Only apple with real products keep on, while air is coming of social media

[Anonymous No.10515613]

>>10515547
Who else here exited about the tesla webcast?

[Anonymous No.10515614]

>degenerate gambling option fags getting JUSTed
You deserve it desu. It's what you get for not investing Buffet-sama way. If you like them, buy some shares and own a part of that company; if you don't, don't touch it. Gambling will get you burnt.

[Anonymous No.10515624]

>>10515614
Well said

t. another devout Buffett-sama memester

[Anonymous No.10515625]

Kill yourself Reluctant kneepad girl

[Anonymous No.10515632]

Is this the future?
Are we living in an Asimovian space epic now?

[Anonymous No.10515636]

TLSA MOONING HARD

[Anonymous No.10515641]

>>10515614
Gambling is more fun than waiting 2 years and spending 100k to make 12 dollars and lick the sweat of a CEOs balls

Fast money or no money fag

[Anonymous No.10515642]

SHORTS GETTING BTFO

[Anonymous No.10515648]

>>10515632
>implying space is even a real place

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10515651]

>>10515581
it actually make sense if you are following current market narrative

if TSLA misses earnings > they more room to grow > therefore you invest into them

AMZN hits earnings > they have no more room for grow > take profits

SPY has mostly beat earning > growth up 4% > there no more room for grow > take profits

[Anonymous No.10515653]

>>10515614
>>10515624
>>10515625
Based. All I see are true nigga Anons. Sony made me happy today, and I love Sony.

[Anonymous No.10515658]

For the options guy in the other thread, read this. Dont buy nakey put/calls i high IV.

https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/learn/high-implied-volatility-strategies

You should have sold a call spread if you were bearish

[Anonymous No.10515662]

>>10515651
>AMZN
>no room for growth
this is simply not true

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10515665]

>>10515642
daddy going give me spanking now T_T

[Anonymous No.10515674]

>people are still buying digital coins when companies like apple and amazon exist

[Anonymous No.10515675]

>>10515651
Stupid Kneepad

[Anonymous No.10515680]

>>10515614
the market doesn't work on "deserve" and there was lots of money to be made selling options on TSLA if you weren't stupid about it

[Anonymous No.10515689]

>>10515651
amazon will split before the year is over and i guarantee they’re chasing a few more industries within that timeframe too. anyone believing amazon has no room to grow is psycho.

[Anonymous No.10515694]

Press F to pay respects

[Anonymous No.10515706]

>>10515582
stop posting this literal pig

[Anonymous No.10515728]

>>10515689
how much to stock price does it normally add to a bluechip when it becomes cheaper for retail to buyin?

it really should be against the NASDAQ/NYSE rules to have a stock over $500 for 1 share, it shuts out people, Buffet-sama's brk.b for like a quarter million is the only exception

[Anonymous No.10515740]

and to the guy in the last thread: AOBC has been skimping on quality control for years and it's catching up to them, just ask /k/.

[Anonymous No.10515742]

>>10515694
what happened?

[Anonymous No.10515743]

>>10515694
holding mine since IPO

[Anonymous No.10515756]

We did it HABTbros

[Anonymous No.10515757]

>>10515694
its not even down on the day tho...

[Anonymous No.10515777]

>>10515756
Did you really?

[Anonymous No.10515785]

>Robinhood free after hours trading
Just got this email. So based.

[Anonymous No.10515793]

LTBR continues to crash

[Anonymous No.10515811]

>>10515793
Surprising no one.

[Anonymous No.10515823]

WYNN resorts crashing with no survors

[Anonymous No.10515830]

>>10515742
>>10515757

its dumping AH on strong numbers

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10515831]

made TSLA gif ;_;

[Anonymous No.10515850]

>>10515785
no after hours options trading though, sucks

[Anonymous No.10515851]

>>10515831

[Anonymous No.10515853]

>>10515823
my cost basis is 125/share so this looks like another time to buy. But I haven't purchased any additional shares since 2013 and now that Steve is out I may sell.

[Comfy No.10515858]

>>10515831
That was a good effort, but it gave me a seizure

[Anonymous No.10515860]

>>10515823
Who still goes to casino ? it is a boomer thing it is so old fashioned

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10515867]

>>10515831
wtf better encoder setting

[Anonymous No.10515876]

>>10515831
holy jesus my eyes

[Anonymous No.10515901]

>>10515831
Is the cute-in-a-retarded-puppy-kind-of-way thing an act or does it come to you naturally?

[Anonymous No.10515912]

>>10515860
theres literally nothing Boomer about hitting the Craps table, the slots, then enjoying the all you can eat buffet

[Anonymous No.10515931]

>>10515912
I have been to Macao visiting
Literally only chink boomers over there and I feel it is no different in the US

[Anonymous No.10515938]

What's this devilry going on with HMNY after hours? Omnious...

Something to be capitalized on?

[Anonymous No.10515940]

>>10515547
ITT SHORT COPE. GET FUCKED FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.10515945]

>>10515860
>>10515860
Who still goes to casinos these days? All the gambling addicts are either here, trading crypto or playing gatcha games.

[Anonymous No.10515950]

>>10515912
casinos are obsolete now that I can trade options on my phone with no commissions

[Anonymous No.10515956]

>>10515938
they paid off their debt, still going to zero tho

[Anonymous No.10515967]

>>10515938
just some /smg/ idiot market buying after hours

[Anonymous No.10515970]

>>10515938
it means somebody on RH did a market order instead of a limit order after hours and got scalped

he paid so that we can have free commissions, press F to pay respects

also after hours use limit orders only!

[Anonymous No.10515972]

>>10515950
you have to pay taxes on that anon, unless you win over 10,000 in a sitting, no one will ever know

[Anonymous No.10515979]

>>10515945
Plus, I feel young people nowadays don't like too obviously manufactured entertainment

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10515988]

>>10515793

The symbol makes me think of light beer, same way I read HMNY as “harmony”

[Anonymous No.10516012]

Noob here, is there any difference in buying ETFs or Mutual Funds through Robinhood than compared to other brokerage firms like Vanguard?

I'm tired of the fight /smg, I just wanna take it easy, plop some money down and admire the gains months later.

[Anonymous No.10516023]

Musk working the short marks. Classic Musk

[Anonymous No.10516029]

>>10515830
thats literally what everything does nowadays
no position here, but AH action on a stock means pretty much nil. well have to see how it lands tomorrow desu

the worst thing ive EVER seen was when me and obsessed kneepad fag shorted papa johns for last quarter ER. there was literally NO buyers. like at all. no bids. except for peoples stops down a couple bucks. people were selling off 100 share lots in AH and it was dropping the price by 2-3 bucks

>>10515850
ur retarded
no one can trade options AH

>>10515831
how?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10516046]

>>10515858
>>10515851
me so sorry here high quality encoder version, this will be me standard for next ones ! never seizure again !

[Anonymous No.10516060]

>>10515945
I unironically think younger generations would go back to casinos if companies managed to recreate pic related's atmosphere

[Anonymous No.10516061]

>>10515547

But the big short guy shorted him!

[Anonymous No.10516075]

>>10516061
>the virgin big short guy
>the chad goldman exec

[Anonymous No.10516077]

>>10515956
>>10515967
>>10515970
Damn, if it's really that market order thing, I kinda wish I had bought a bunch just to see if sometime falls for that, could turned $100 into $786

Hmm, probably too late to pull that stunt twice...

[Anonymous No.10516088]

>>10515970
S

[Anonymous No.10516089]

>>10516046
dumb, useless kneepads

[Anonymous No.10516100]

>>10516075
I dunno, every Goldman exec I've ever met has been like one of those benzo'd out frat boys, but grown-up and still just as fragile (ok admittedly that's only two tho)

[Anonymous No.10516103]

>>10516077
I fucking guarantee you that it's either RH or their (((corporate partners))) doing the scalping and you'll never be on the good side of one of those trades yourself

[Anonymous No.10516128]

why is the TSLA pre-confrence call music not Grimes?

[Anonymous No.10516148]

>>10516075
>implying
goldman shorts fucking all kinds of shit all the fucking time

>>10516061
if hes really a big short guy, then he will continue to build his position. hes not wrong in the sense that TSLA cannot continue to exist past the maturity date of their curent bonds. he WAS wrong about the direction of the stock tho

>>10515970
LOL
so THATS why they wanted to give RH AHs privleges
christ. is everyone who uses that shit fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.10516160]

>>10516128
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong but Grimes hasn't had new stuff since 2016, and playing Genesis or something would be kinda 'Hey! Don't you guys know this one song from my famous girlfriend? You know, that song!'

[Anonymous No.10516186]

>>10516148
he means Einhorn, the guy who shorted the housing market in 2008 and was played by Batman in the movie about it

since then Einhorn had been a perm-a-bear and lost a fuckload of money in 2017 during the biggest bear market year in our lifetimes

[Anonymous No.10516192]

>>10516103
its citadel
citadel has been the MM on that shitstock since all the FUD articles came out on it. citadel is the ones that frontrun RH orders. it says so in the ToS

holy shit. they are gonna make so much money off of these faggots. its fucking insane

>>10516077
>probably too late to pull that stunt twice...
i think were gonna see this shit happen to every big RH stock from now on, until the end of time desu. its literally a MM paradise

[Anonymous No.10516193]

HABT FUXKKNG BURGER

[Anonymous No.10516197]

>>10516128
WHAt is this gay music?

[Anonymous No.10516198]

Bears always win in the end

[Anonymous No.10516200]

HABT MOON MISSION

HABT MOON MISSION

HABT MOON MISSION

[Anonymous No.10516202]

>>10516186
lol wat a faggot

its so simple too. hes trying to play by the old rules and getting fucked for it. we dont have market cycles anymore. we have artificially controlled credit cycles. its literally all up to the FED

[Anonymous No.10516209]

>>10516193
for wut raisin

[Anonymous No.10516217]

>>10516202
This. The only reason why Buffet manages to do well is because he sits on the shadow FED

[Anonymous No.10516233]

>>10515956
>they paid off their debt
how did they do that?
oh right.
by dilution and an absolutely monstrous r/s

that CEO is the biggest piece of shit ive ever heard of lol

>>10516217
wait really? i didnt know that buffett-sama was a reptilian?

[Anonymous No.10516237]

>>10516192
Yup, that's why they gave everybody free extended hours

Fuck, when is the Robinhood IPO because that's what I want to go all in on

[Anonymous No.10516243]

[Anonymous No.10516254]

>>10515582
Is she Little Miss Sunshine?

[Anonymous No.10516256]

>>10516200
>>10516193

[Anonymous No.10516258]

>>10516243
Elon is gonna drop the hard R and the stock will go up up up to $370

[Anonymous No.10516260]

>>10516233
>2057 - 39
>believing that the reptilians are still in control

[Anonymous No.10516278]

>>10516209
Cause I sold at $12 basically

[Anonymous No.10516300]

>gay strings
>no dank beats
Shorted 100k.

[Anonymous No.10516319]

>>10516260
nobody's been at the wheel for years, it's great, u/acc forever

[Anonymous No.10516335]

>beats revenue predictions
>but higher than predicted EPS loss
what the fuck is Tesla doing

[Anonymous No.10516342]

>>10516335
the biggest short squeeze in history

[Anonymous No.10516348]

>>10516335

CANT RUSK THE MUSK

[Anonymous No.10516355]

>>10516319
nanospasm nanospasm

[Anonymous No.10516362]

Invest in graphene stocks, yes/no?

Answer me, shitbirds

[Anonymous No.10516374]

can a company buy options on it's own stock? would that fall under insider trading? i mean, it's not an individual doing it?

[Anonymous No.10516382]

>>10516362
As long as you don't do something as stupid as betting against Musk, you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.10516389]

HERE WE FUCKIN GO

[Anonymous No.10516393]

>>10516389

[Anonymous No.10516399]

Current mode

[Anonymous No.10516404]

TIME FOR MUSK

[Anonymous No.10516414]

GET THE FUCK IN HERE:
https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/wasrmjwi

[Anonymous No.10516417]

7000 cars per week

[Anonymous No.10516422]

Musk is not talking clearly like a CEO should !!!! wtf

[Anonymous No.10516426]

He sounds tired af.

[Anonymous No.10516429]

>>10516404
Ocelot Musk, the anti-cuck. I told you guys that Musk would win because Ben Garrison is the cuck king who hates Musk, so that increased the chances of Musk winning by a hundred fold.

[Anonymous No.10516431]

>>10516422
not enough coke, too many benzos, probably

[Anonymous No.10516443]

cinge

[Anonymous No.10516448]

he's explaining the concept of test driving cars

[Anonymous No.10516454]

>>10516448
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.10516455]

>>10516335
Short squeeze Tesla is essentially broke

[Comfy No.10516458]

>>10516422
He sounds worse than I do on the podcast, and that's terrible
Also new podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HZvljB6cMM

[Anonymous No.10516459]

>so yea um, midblowing..aaa, um uh yea....um positive..great

how the hell is this guy a billionaire.

[Anonymous No.10516460]

>>10516426
>>10516431
Yeah you are right
But what kind of info and guidance can you get out of his stutterings ?
For example, his gigafactory in Scamland (China)

[Comfy No.10516472]

>>10516459
Mark Zuckerberg has better people skills than this, what is happening???

[Anonymous No.10516475]

>>10516443
You better be cringing at the fools who decided to do something as stupid as betting against Elon Musk. In fact, you probably bought HMNY.

[Anonymous No.10516489]

>ford under 10
Lads do I buy in to get that sweet sweet divi for the rest of my life, or do I wait to see it it drops down any more? Ford hasn't been this low in like eight years.

[Anonymous No.10516493]

>>10516459
Mostly luck and being a conman

[Anonymous No.10516499]

>>10516472
Zuck is an android; his AI can learn.

Elon is an autist.

[Anonymous No.10516501]

What is he talking about? I don't understand what points he's trying to make. Slurring about things being "super exciting"

[Anonymous No.10516502]

>>10516458
Tomorrow morning, REGN is going to do their earning call
The CEO is one of the best speaker I can think of.

[Anonymous No.10516503]

>>10516455
positive cash flow

bankruptcy thesis is over, squeeze gonna take this to $380

[Anonymous No.10516504]

>>10516426
CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.10516506]

Uh, dude, um, yeah.

[Anonymous No.10516516]

>>10516458
robinhood makes money by selling your orders to citadel so they can front-run your orders and make even more money

[Anonymous No.10516517]

he's stuttered the stock price up another 3%

[Anonymous No.10516521]

cmon say NIGGER

[Anonymous No.10516523]

[Anonymous No.10516525]

>>10516501
He's straining not to drop the hard R again

[Comfy No.10516526]

>>10516506
I had to turn it off, that shit belongs in a cringe compilation

[Anonymous No.10516528]

"and I would like to announce Grimes as our new CFO"

[Anonymous No.10516532]

>>10516503
That cash burn rate is ridiculous and there will be 100 EV cars in the next 18 months, check out any of the luxury autos EVa 10x better than a Tesla

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10516537]

>>10515901
Me was being serious ;_;

>>10515945
They are unironically pricing in FUN cryptocurrency uprooting their industry. Any Joe or Jesse will be able for make their own casino

>>10516089
You just jelly you cant make gif
Brb making gif of bicycle honk

[Anonymous No.10516538]

Holy shit, the more Musk talks, the higher TSLA price goes !!!!
wtf

>>10516503
TSLA may have liquidity issues
But the scaling will kick in once the bottlenecks get taken care of

[Anonymous No.10516539]

>UH UH UH UH UM UM UH UH UM UM UH UH UH UH UM UH UH UH UH UM UM UH UH UM UM UH UH UH UH UM UH UH UH UH UM UM UH UH UM UM UH UH UH UH UM

[Anonymous No.10516548]

>>10516528
Chief Fashion Officer? I fucking hope so

[Anonymous No.10516549]

>>10516528
*stock moons to 1000

Einhorn on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.10516550]

>uhm, and umm, uhm and uhm eh uhm

What a joke of a guy this is. Can't believe he is a billionaire

[Anonymous No.10516555]

It was Ellen Feiss tier.

[Anonymous No.10516571]

Also, TSLA design just dawns on me as inspired by the design of the USS Enterprise

[Anonymous No.10516573]

321 WHAT THE HELL


ELON-SAN

[Comfy No.10516574]

>>10516550
>aand.. uh, um, testing driving cars.. this guy bought one... and.. uh, the future is home delivery... yeah... store rooms

[Anonymous No.10516575]

The AI director sounds like a big nerd lol

[Anonymous No.10516576]

Did you bros enjoy your HABT gains?

[Anonymous No.10516578]

In all seriousness, watching TSLA go up while Musk is stuttering is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.10516583]

>>10516458
>bearish

[Anonymous No.10516586]

this guy is lying

[Anonymous No.10516589]

>>10516489
Are they planning anything that smells of go big or go home in the near future? It might drop further.

[Anonymous No.10516596]

Up 10,000 if this holds, fucking love Elon. What a guy.

[Anonymous No.10516597]

>>10516578
Short squeezes are fun a lot of people who think they are genius get btfo

[Anonymous No.10516610]

buffering piece of shit stream

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10516611]

>>10516459
Me have hard pot head cryptocurrency makers give better reports

[Anonymous No.10516617]

>>10516576
Very happy with them so far, fren. Should I be selling right at open or do you reckon it will climb higher for the rest of the week?

[Anonymous No.10516618]

>>10516610
>guy talks about full bandwidth
>stream shits itself
Bought another 100k.

[Anonymous No.10516620]

CC stream dropped?
SELL SELL SELL

[Comfy No.10516625]

>>10516583
I don't know how much longer I can hold on to my bear. Iron hands... r-right guys??

[Anonymous No.10516631]

>>10516589
They're discontinuing selling cars in the states in favor of trucks and vans, other than the Mustang but that's months old news.

[Anonymous No.10516632]

>>10516618
Oh great now their webcast cause my firefox to overflow my RAM.

[Anonymous No.10516633]

Has anyone else looked at this mess of a balance sheet?

>717 million loss
>accounts payable 700million greater than cash on hand
>"other" expense/income, 50mil.

[Anonymous No.10516637]

>>10516578
That proof he's off the Adderal again

[Anonymous No.10516638]

>>10516576

thank you based frogposter

[Anonymous No.10516646]

>>10516637
I'd say proof he's on the Benzos again...

[Anonymous No.10516647]

>>10516633
Of course it’s a disaster, 40% short float at any time

Almost guaranteed bankruptcy at some point

[Anonymous No.10516649]

>cat's coming out of the bag anyway, um.. uhh.. so um...

[Anonymous No.10516650]

>>10516646
That's preferable

[Anonymous No.10516651]

gotta wonder what all these weak hand shorts were looking for in earnings to panic buy now. or this is musk buying his own book, again.

[Anonymous No.10516655]

>>10516650
he does speed with Grimes, actually.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10516659]

>>10516576
Please explain how you do your magic
You are like magic froggie

[Anonymous No.10516660]

Will TSLA dump if he passes out on the stream?

[Anonymous No.10516664]

>>10516537
it true, me too stupid to make gif kek

>>10516625
no larp
All bears should be sent away to the asylum. Ive never seen more mentally ill psychos in my life

[Anonymous No.10516665]

>>10516651
Probably though they’d miss production numbers big

[Anonymous No.10516666]

>>10516649
So..uh..catsshhh...uh..comin outta the bag...uh..anyway

[Anonymous No.10516672]

200 to 2000 fps, wow

[Anonymous No.10516682]

ELON SAID "ASS", SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.10516686]

>apologizing
BETA SHIT
SELL SELL SELL

[Comfy No.10516696]

>>10516682
When he said it the stock jumped 2%
BASED
>>10516664
I'll give it a few more days... JUST CRASH ALREADY

[Anonymous No.10516705]

>>10516382
>>10516475
Nice sockpuppet Elon, lol

But seriously, get a grip dude, he's a scammer with hair plugs

[Anonymous No.10516718]

why do people want to buy this company? it's shit

[Anonymous No.10516723]

+8% now

[Anonymous No.10516724]

I sympathize with Elon. I have the same speaking pattern.

[Anonymous No.10516726]

>>10516718
I think the cars look pretty cool and I like the logo.

[Anonymous No.10516729]

who the fuck is buying at 320

[Anonymous No.10516733]

>>10516705
How did you know it was me? The reason why I'm stuttering is because I'm on /biz/ while hosting this gay earnings call lol.

[Anonymous No.10516746]

>>10516729
idiot shorts covering.

[Anonymous No.10516748]

>>10516718
He has a legitimate cult of personality surrounding him. Normies think he's iron man and invest completely blindly. Didn't you hear? Musk is going to take humanity to mars!

[Anonymous No.10516772]

listen to the way he talks over his executives... bunch of beta orbiting yes men.

[Anonymous No.10516774]

>$327

[Anonymous No.10516780]

Like dude lets build a flamethrower ROFLMAO hahaha totally wicked

[Anonymous No.10516783]

lol, Elon cucked out

[Anonymous No.10516784]

lmao these apologies

[Anonymous No.10516788]

>>10516718
>>10516718
Nice electric cars, I have had mine for 2 years with no problems. High quality cars with great design, something in high demand.

[Anonymous No.10516794]

>>10516784
Why is he apologizing so much? Guilty conscience?

[Anonymous No.10516798]

>>10516794
Grimes told him to

[Anonymous No.10516828]

8.8%...

[Anonymous No.10516835]

>>10516748
on the other hand there's been an unsubtle media smear campaign against him ever since he dared to say that maybe reporters should be rated by an independent agency

[Anonymous No.10516850]

11 fucking percent

[Anonymous No.10516851]

>yes, thank u, boss. i work hard for you build tent. so satisfy with assembly line for you.

[Anonymous No.10516857]

>>10516850
>city of Tsla shorts

[Anonymous No.10516872]

>the ABSOLUTE state of the short thesis writers on Cucking Beta
>fuck theses fuckers riding on this TSLA short gravy train

[Anonymous No.10516876]

>>10515547
>ZNGA
>Expected earnings .03 EPs
>Announces 0.00 EPs.
>Stock jumps 6%
What

[Anonymous No.10516881]

god bless elon musk

[Anonymous No.10516888]

>>10516850
this is just absurd. The company barely beat on revenue and lost on earnings. All of the same problems are still there. I don't get margin calls until 380 but geeze is this tiring.

[Anonymous No.10516896]

$330

[Anonymous No.10516902]

>>10515938
Someone bought a majority stake like 10 dollars I guess.

[Anonymous No.10516908]

>>10516876
Revenue growth nigga
This means a lot in terms of scaling for tech and vidya companies

[Anonymous No.10516922]

Shorts are getting crushed. BASED ELON

[Anonymous No.10516928]

>>10516922
optionsprofitcalculator.com has crashed due to the panicking shorts

lmao

[Anonymous No.10516943]

what a stupid fucking question

[Anonymous No.10516953]

>>10516943
kind of interesting an interesting thought, though. like elon said, it hasn't come up before.

[Anonymous No.10516954]

[Anonymous No.10516969]

>>10516943
not really, because it's a given the chinese will steal the autopilot tech

[Anonymous No.10516971]

seriously that question was so retarded that I want to short Morgan Stanley now

[Anonymous No.10516972]

DUMPE EET

[Anonymous No.10516974]

Trying to hear in the tone of their voices wether they shorted or longed is a fun exercise

[Anonymous No.10516980]

holy shit he sounds exactly like you-know-who from the Bizonacci videos

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10516986]

>>10516664
get rekt scrub !

[Anonymous No.10516987]

>>10516969
"autopilot tech" is a grad school ANN project. there's nothing there.

[Anonymous No.10516988]

>>10516974
The french cuck with all his calculations shorted and just got rekt

[Anonymous No.10516992]

Why didn't you bros get HABT?
Up 39% this month

[Anonymous No.10517000]

>>10516988
>b-but m-muh maths

[Anonymous No.10517002]

>>10516992
Nice call bud

[Anonymous No.10517003]

>>10516992
>$900 gourmet cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.10517004]

>>10516888
Get cucked son, I hope your shit expires soon. Tesla will be 400 by end of year.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10517007]

>>10516986
god... me retarded, killing self.......

[Anonymous No.10517013]

>>10516988
The guy from JP Morgan sounds like he just got margin called, woke up, took a snort of coke and called to fud

[Anonymous No.10517016]

>>10517013

[Anonymous No.10517022]

>>10517013

[Anonymous No.10517023]

>>10517007

[Anonymous No.10517027]

>>10517004
my puts don't expire until 2019 and 2020. I plan on riding this shit to 0 or closing my short when the company actually shows a profit. 0 seems more likely. From the looks of Q3 deliveries and production, I think I'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.10517042]

>>10516986
>>10517007
your life has not been spared

[Anonymous No.10517047]

Current TSLA long thesis: the tent

[Anonymous No.10517048]

>tesla up
>apple up
>google up

>facebook down

why the fuck do nice guys finish last

[Anonymous No.10517053]

>>10517048
all those are bad guys

[Anonymous No.10517067]

>>10517013
this call is making me want to short the entire financial sector

[Anonymous No.10517068]

>>10517048
The humans won against the alien

[Anonymous No.10517075]

>>10517068
keke

[Anonymous No.10517078]

>just got off work
>about to buy TSLA
>driving
>like 10 cent below buying power required
>have to pull over
>go to edit
>afterhours no trades :>)
>missed the 20% buff from Papa elon

[Anonymous No.10517079]

>>10517048

[Anonymous No.10517081]

>>10517067
I don't believe I am less qualified than all these guys at valuing different companies

[Anonymous No.10517089]

PAJEET

[Anonymous No.10517108]

>Fancy is going to bite you in the ass

[Anonymous No.10517112]

>caller sneaks in a cheeky third question
>stock instantly drops as the market braces for elons reaction
hmm

[Anonymous No.10517134]

Someone from /smg/ needs to call in

[Anonymous No.10517142]

amd 20$ calls

[Anonymous No.10517162]

>massive recession

HE KNOWS

[Anonymous No.10517172]

>there's this place called Shanghai
elon with the burn

[Anonymous No.10517173]

>>10517134
"Mr. Musk, what percent of TSLA's revenue is spent on blow that you buy from your CIA nigger backers? Also I saw a paparazzi photo of you eating a slice of pizza in your office, is it true that you're a child molestor?"

[Anonymous No.10517188]

>>10517173
Elon (can I call you Elon?), can you give me a seven letter word for "people who annoy you"? Starts with N, ends with E-R-S?

[Anonymous No.10517194]

>>10517172
> implying TSLA is going to have a second factory fully running in under 2 years when ground hasn't even been broken yet and when their current factory is capped at under half of its projected production.

[Comfy No.10517202]

THE BULLS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.10517225]

sounds like the uppers are kicking in...finally

[Anonymous No.10517228]

hahahaha look at this poor bastard on Reddit


https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/93qoce/betting_my_life_savings_against_tsla_send_me_your/

my "inverse Reddit" strat continues to pay out

[Anonymous No.10517229]

>>10516943
>what a stupid fucking question
What was it? Wasn't listening

[Anonymous No.10517232]

imagine actually spending the time to analyze stocks instead of just buying everything all the time

[Anonymous No.10517247]

>>10517228
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.10517257]

>>10517173

Make the call.

[Anonymous No.10517260]

>>10517229
Morgan Stanley anal. asked if the self driving mode could be weaponized like the Terminator and if so would the car be banned

then he asked which company is a bigger competitor: BMW or Amazon

unironically looking into MS puts right now. Jan 2019 exp maybe? IV is pretty low

[Anonymous No.10517263]

>>10517229
The guy asked if he could forsee the self-driving technology being used in a military context or being used to create a terminator. HE then asked if Musk could forsee China or a foreign nation stealing it to use to create killer robots.

[Anonymous No.10517267]

>>10517228

[Anonymous No.10517270]

>>10517260
>>10517263
Autonomous self-driving tanks when

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10517287]

>>10517228
>this is RH's fault for not working this morning
>"after hours prices dont really concern me"

[Comfy No.10517299]

>>10517228
oh no

[Anonymous No.10517356]

How did TSLA do?

Is it going to get sold off in the morning back to 290 like from 360 to 320 after 5k in june?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10517374]

>>10517299
I want to be comfy's best friend

[Anonymous No.10517387]

>>10517228
Always robinhood. Why do normies love robinhood? If you are over the age of 18, you should not be using a phone app designed for kids.
Get a real man's broker and pay commissions

[Anonymous No.10517408]

Another break even day. Pretty sure I used to make money trading stocks in the before time.

[Comfy No.10517419]

>>10517374
You've been accepted, congratulations

[Anonymous No.10517420]

>>10517356
it's gonna squeeze up to 360

or not, who the fuck knows?

[Anonymous No.10517462]

>>10517374
>>10517419

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10517469]

>>10517419
yay

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10517513]

>>10517419
>>10517374

[Comfy No.10517519]

>>10517469
Now make the market crash.

[Anonymous No.10517530]

At what +% a month do you get phone calls from hedge funds and after how long?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10517532]

>>10517519
but my calls

[Anonymous No.10517539]

>>10517530
wrong question I meant did the person claiming +10% a day get kidnapped yet or post his acct?

[Anonymous No.10517540]

>>10517530
never

you're not in The Club

[Anonymous No.10517551]

>>10517539
10% per day is totes doable, depending on how many days we're talking about. I've done that for like three days in a row once before getting just'd -50% the next day

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10517564]

>>10517530
you start getting head hunted at 300%+ monthly for half year

in forex even quicker, 10% weekly for 3 months
me know guy who was hired by Kraken for his 5% daily bot + TA

[Anonymous No.10517565]

>Americans can use Bitmex with VPN.
>Yuros can't use Robinhood with VPN.
Shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.10517581]

>>10517564
300%+ monthly

that's insane accounts though, almost seems impossible.

[Anonymous No.10517596]

Is there a recording of the webcast anywhere?

[Anonymous No.10517600]

>>10517596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EjVPMIsuG8

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10517654]

>>10517581
kek there are "plenty" of people out there who can do that
mind you this with "small" amount of money
it gets harder @ around 50 million
most "good" traders peak out @ 300 million because they start >A<FFECTING markets too much

though there Forex whales out there who make 10 billion dollar+ trades

[Anonymous No.10517661]

>>10515547
>Not buying HMNY AT FUCKKNG 400K VALUATION
You'll all will never, ever, ever. make it.

[Anonymous No.10517671]

>>10517661

[Anonymous No.10517672]

>>10517654
>small amount
>50 million
>300 mllion

You should be getting easier risk vs return at those levels.

[Anonymous No.10517688]

>>10517654
Do they do a dab every dollar?

[Standstill No.10517708]

https://techcrunch.com/2018/08/01/tesla-losses-wider-than-expected-but-sticks-to-profitability-targets/

lel
Also good morning

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10517723]

>>10517688
???

>>10517672
people start going after your trades am the thing

[Anonymous No.10517743]

>>10517723
BOOMER

[Anonymous No.10517745]

>>10517723
So to get recruited and blocked phone calls from a hedge fund you need +300% a month for 6 months. At that rate why would you work for anyone? You would be a billionaire in no time.

+10%-15% a month seems pretty good if it's consistent for a retail investor. I can't imagine getting past that.

[Comfy No.10517776]

I can't stand being a bear anymore. I can't bear it
If I don't see even a little bit of red tomorrow, I'll cave and buy some cozy boomer stocks
You all fucking win

[Anonymous No.10517785]

>>10517776
Top is in ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.10517786]

>>10517776
we must.. hold out..

[Anonymous No.10517796]

>>10517776
Buy some F and GE thank me in 5 years kid

[Anonymous No.10517830]

>>10517776

#BTFO

[Anonymous No.10517837]

>>10517776
Yea man its a cruel world for bears but thats why you take even small profits otherwise TVIX fucks you in the ass.

[Anonymous No.10517840]

So close.

[Anonymous No.10517846]

>>10517776
>bulls ended RKG
>bulls ended baggy
>bulls ended comfy

is there anything the bulls cant do?
besides lose money, of course

[Anonymous No.10517847]

>>10517776
I've done pretty well swapping between fee two. I don't see why you feel that you have to only bet on the market going down.

[Anonymous No.10517857]

>>10517846

Once they go bull that's when we all go bear.

[Anonymous No.10517862]

Why shouldn't I buy Intel

[Anonymous No.10517875]

>EXEL beats by 85%, beat last by 200%
>Good drug pipeline approvals incoming
>up 2% AH
Fuck it, I'm buying more. The market has to catch on sometime.

[Anonymous No.10517878]

>>10517846
the dark secret of the golden bull, is its made of shorter screams :)

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10517888]

>>10517743
>.< ? ;_; ? T_T

>>10517745
>At that rate why would you work for anyone?
that the BIG issue, and why hedge funds / high end banks have huge turn over (besides ungoldy stress)
there just story about head trader at douchebank quitting because he basically became billionaire even though he was given the TOP POSITION

one big reason "all-star" traders do work at brokers is because loneliness

+10-15% is good enough to get you a job at a broker though


>>10517776
bulls are sick bastards, rip

[Anonymous No.10517893]

>>10517888
my gosh, how braindead are you to forget the dab meme

[Anonymous No.10517895]

>>10517776
Digits and spy drops 30 points tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10517896]

>>10517878
we need more sacrifices

[Anonymous No.10517904]

>>10517895
Fuck off bears

[Anonymous No.10517931]

>>10517776
Based.

[Anonymous No.10517936]

someone bake anew thread

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10517939]

>>10517896
ME WANT TO POST GOLDEN BULL GURO SO BADLY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.10517950]

>>10517862
10nm is still fucked and by the time they fix it TSMC will be dropping 7nm chips

Buy Intel only if it's a multi year hold

[Anonymous No.10517953]

NEW THREAD

>>10517941
>>10517941
>>10517941

NEW TA SECTION ADDED