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10507377 No.10507377 [Reply] [Original]

Guys when will you realize that prison is literally a free fucking hall pass to life? I mean what more could you want? Free food, free shelter, free literature, free fitness equipment. You guys all strive to do that now except you just slave your entire day to get it. Kek

Think about it. You never have to work another day in your life.

>> No.10507393

i've traded my freedom for power before

>> No.10507395

free surprise sex too. good plan anon

>> No.10507398

>>10507377
Enjoy privatized prison labor camps.

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>>10507395
kek

>> No.10507413

>>10507377
>free fitness equipment
It aint free senpai. You have to join a gang (enjoy getting shived lmao) or become a gang members bitch (enjoy getting shived with a penis lmao) to use the weights

>> No.10507429

>>10507377
People who say that like OP have never been to prison.

People like OP wouldnt last a day without becoming someones fuck bitch as a protection against tougher more mean guys.

>> No.10507439
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>>10507377
Blacks figured this out long ago.

>> No.10507457

>>10507439
Coons....

>> No.10507464

Most of you don’t know know to work the prison system. As soon as you enter your new life you shiv a twat and you get a private room for an extended period of time. Rinse and repeat

>> No.10507524

>>10507377
>AYYE YO
>OPIE
>WHEYY MAI PUCCI ATTT
>OH U THINK U CAINT TAKE NO MO???
*flashes shiv*
>YE DASS RITE IMMA FUCK TIL U BLEED AN DIE
>AN THEN MAI BOI ELIPQUON GETS YO ASS IN DA BASEMENT ROOM IF U DEAD
>AYYE NOW DONT BE CRYIN AN SHIT ABOUT YO BITCOIN WALLET MY BOIS ON DE OUTSIDE ALREADY SKINNT YO GIRL AND WE GOTS YO PRIEVIT KEES
>MY DICK GETTIN HARDER DAN YOOSHUL THINKIN BOUT YO BITCOINS OPIE

>> No.10507532

>>10507464
Clearly you know from experience. Try not going insane in solitary.

>> No.10507535

>>10507377

if you've done something that landed you in prison, you've probably been branded a felon for the rest of your life also. It won't be worth the free food, etc.

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>>10507377

Live in Europe, prisons are supposedly like 4 star hotels here.
Picrelated, norway maximum security prison.

Still don't understand why anyone would willingly part from their freedom unless they hunger for isolation.

> Free food

Shitty low protein and nutrient food

> free shelter

Smells like piss, people yelling 24/7, no heating in winter, no AC in summer.

> free fitness equipment

As if anyone gets gains from prison food.....

>> No.10507573

>>10507464
Lets see you make it a week with
>no books
>no writing/drawing supplies
>no loli animu figurines
>1100 calories a day divided between three 'meals' of fortified raisin bread and water
>no drugs or medical assistance
>75% likely to be naked
>NO INTERNET
see you in the pokey, friend :^)

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>> No.10507670

>>10507377

I'm being serious when I say this, if it wasn't for the rapes and beatings and interactions with other prisoners, this would be a better life than regular wagecucking life in america

>> No.10507703

>>10507524
Whew guy