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What do i need to do to get good at trading options? My iq is sub 100

>> No.10485745

>>10485725
hire someone else to do it for you

>> No.10485755

>>10485725
fine specimen

>> No.10485991

>>10485745
Why? I want to be like that guy on reddit who made 455k from 60k overnight

>> No.10486043

you cant beat the market anymore like in the good old days

do you really think you can trade against a myriad of bots that are objectively better than you in any other aspect?
dont even bother trying to "study" TA or any other market astrology bullshit

>> No.10486052

>>10485725
>no lips
dropped

>> No.10486076

>>10485725
>My iq is sub 100
you don't.

>> No.10486082
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10486082

>>10485725
They teach those things in college.

>> No.10486119

>>10486052
Her feet make up for everything she may lack
>>10486043
>>10486076
Where do i start? Im willing to put in the hours

>> No.10486144

>>10485725
insider info, like everyone who makes money

>> No.10486283

>My iq is sub 100
Tastytrade

>> No.10486346

Is it even possible to be a successful trader if youre borderline retarded?
>t. 2.5 high school gpa
Sometimes i think im a untapped savant waiting to explode

>> No.10486353

>>10486283
kek

>> No.10487019

Bump

>> No.10487059
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10487059

>>10486283
underrated

>> No.10487134

>>10485991
That was just gambling anon.

You can throw money at companies you think are going to shit the bed at earnings. AMZN @ $1000 is a popular lottery ticket right now.

You could make like $10 million on $500 dollars worth of puts if AMZN has a cataclysmic earnings and drops to $900.

>> No.10487358

>>10486283
Wtf... why did I just look this up...? I’m not going to listen to a bunch of incels tell me how to invest my money...

Wait a minute. I’m on /biz/ looking for advice on how to invest. Shit. Well might as well get comfy next to some Tastytrades.

>> No.10487545

>>10486052
just make out with the pussy lips anon. a long luscious session of deep kissing her freshly shaved and washed pink pussy lips... delving deeply for the sweet nectar that she gives you as her orgadm nears... the feel of her velvety lips sliding around your mouth as you flick her firm little clit with your tongue... mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm

>> No.10487696

>>10487134
Degenerate gambling? Thats my jam

>> No.10487725

>>10485991
to be sustainable your long options trades should be like 1% portfolio risk per position, so that guy either has $6m portfolio and that was a huge win for him or hes never heard of risk management and will be dead in a year.

>> No.10487832

>>10487134
nm, amzn had earnings last week and did well. so your puts would of expired worthless.

if you want to gamble AAPL has earnings tomorrow.

http://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/short-put.html

>> No.10487863

>>10487832
Doesnt it also matter when you buy puts? If everyone is speculating that a stock will go down that drives puts up?

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>>10485725

>> No.10488579

>>10485725
50-80 more iq points tbqh