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You peasants make me sick. I literally just spent the last 6 hours hanging out with 2 cuties who want my dick so bad. I pulled up in my vette in Santa Monica and they hopped in no questions asked. Yeah my vette is a two seater but these are supermodels so they both fit in the passenger seat comfortably. You’ll never make it if you keep coming onto this board. Have a good one fellas. About to hang with my main right now and eat surf n turf

>> No.10479359

>c6

larp

>> No.10479371

>>10479348
3 seats

>> No.10479391
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10479391

>>10479348
I did not think we would reach these levels of autism until August.

>> No.10479393

>>10479348
LARPER LOSER

>> No.10479401

>>10479348
>santa monica.
kek....oh boy you couldnt pick anywhere better faggot?

>> No.10479405

>>10479348
That car has 3 seats sir.

>> No.10479416

>>10479348
>driving in Santa Monica

>> No.10479421
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10479421

>has no private jet

stay p-poor

>> No.10479432

>>10479348
>these are supermodels
obvious larping aside there's no chance that anyone above 5'9" would fit into a vette. supermodels are significantly taller than that.

>> No.10479449

>>10479348
>thinking a corvette is impressive to girls in Santa Monica

>> No.10479512
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10479512

Enjoy being surrounded by literall shitskin illegals, trannies, vapid whores and Jews. Los Angeles is Satan’s playground and truly a cancerous hell.

I’ll be in Alaska in my private plane flying around pristine wilderness and eating the cleanest salmon on earth. Enjoy your beef from Sysco, pal.

>> No.10479574

>>10479512
>the chad volcel

>> No.10479686

>>10479348
Nice North Carolina plates fgt

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10479725

>>10479348
>mfw people have to LARP on an anonymous image board to feel better about their sad existence

>> No.10479744

>>10479348
Corvette. Rrroooofflllllll

>> No.10479838

>>10479512
Show the whole plane, faggot. I bet it's some shitskin Cessna. I bet you don't even have a Carbon Cub or anything cool.

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>>10479838
It is a Cessna, up here you don’t really need much more. You haven’t truly lived until you take your plane for an Alaskan beer and Russian feast at a bar with a landing strip in the wilderness.

Shoulda bought bitcoin in 2010 like me wagie. Wage on.

>> No.10480167

>>10479391
People are losing money (and hence their minds) so the timeline has accelerated

>> No.10480216

>>10479348
>vette

How's that midlife crisis going, recently divorced 40-something anon?

>> No.10480234

A Corvette, especially if you call it a 'Vette, is a boomer car, anon. No roastie unironically wants a boomer's cock unless he's paying them to take it