/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Comfy No.10464637]

Coping Tesla Fanboy edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread: >>10453893

[Comfy No.10464666]

>>10464620
I hope he makes money off it and doesn't get bogged to hell, it's going to be a crazy Monday

[Anonymous No.10464669]

>>10464637
not grimes. Not really a fanboy.

This week is gonna be interesting. So many people will get wiped out on the bull or bear side of Tesla.

best result would be it hangs around 310 on complete neutrality, almost impossible to imagine it doesn't swing though.

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10464672]

>>10464637
First for my waifu, RKG
May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting

[Anonymous No.10464699]

Fun times.
I enjoy lurking learning and giving eternal headpats to Kneepad

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10464704]

>>10464666
Dude, my start-up never had a single fucking sale and I never even wrote a single line of code.
If this guy's business is a scam, then it's a much, much, much more fleshed out one than the one I ran in college.
I almost want to refer this guy to the VC firm from college that I met.
Moviepass is a legitimate company. I definitely did not have a legitimate company.
NOW if ever is the time to dump money on this bitch.

[Anonymous No.10464706]

what's the next AMZN?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10464707]

BUY ADVANTAGE OIL AND GAS
IT ABOUT TO MOON! 2X GAINS

>>10464672
>>10464508
ty kek but it mostly stems from trying get off delicious opiates
gotta stop self from sucking d for h

[Anonymous No.10464725]

[Anonymous No.10464752]

tfw holding back from going super deep into OTM tesla calls. This is painful but the risk is too high.

[Anonymous No.10464755]

>>10464707
>AAV
why do you always shill the shittiest companies

[Anonymous No.10464767]

>>10464752
im fucking doing it bro all about future guidance and brand growth right?

[Anonymous No.10464770]

>>10464669
A $300 valuation implies this company is worth more than Ford/GM and will bring in more profit than those companies.
Where are they going to build 10k cars? More tents? This is a growth company that hemorrhages money and cannot grow with it's current equipment. The bond markets are cutoff to them as their rating is already junk. They need a capital raise, need it to be big and need it yesterday.

[Anonymous No.10464777]

>>10464767
Who fucking knows. Elon can show up on a few pills and cut to youtube questions again.

[Anonymous No.10464780]

anybody got an idea about SNAP earnings?

[Anonymous No.10464797]

>>10464777
idk a huge % of the float is short and he knows it and all he has to do to blow up their accounts is not be a retard

[Anonymous No.10464804]

>>10464770
Look at the price though. This shit can moooon on some BS shit and that's all you need.

Shorts are rational
Bulls are not rational.

I'm thinking Elon still has some credibility maybe.

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10464820]

>>10464707
>ty kek but it mostly stems from trying get off delicious opiates
>gotta stop self from sucking d for h
Well, that's greatly concerning, but I'm kinda happy that it isn't what I thought it was
You sound like Kelly
>pic related

>>10464706
Probably SQ or SHOP?

[Anonymous No.10464875]

>$113K contract with the USCG awarded to DRUS on 7/27
Man, all these contracts. I'm gonna load up like fuck on Monday.

[Anonymous No.10464891]

>>10464875
Which platform are you using for that? DRUS doesn't show up in robinhood

[Anonymous No.10465001]

>>10464780

[Anonymous No.10465033]

tesla fanboys BTFO
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-27/big-short-s-eisman-is-shorting-tesla-for-execution-problems

[Anonymous No.10465043]

>>10464891
I'm using Schwab. It's been really fun to flip 25K shares at a time, but I'm gonna start holding now.

[Anonymous No.10465044]

>>10465033
>friday news
>argument exactly the same as all shorts

[Standstill !STOPSME/Gg No.10465101]

>>10464820
How come your mom lets you get 2 scoops?

[Anonymous No.10465129]

>>10464637
Stock markets rigged by boomers

[Anonymous No.10465174]

ought to be a green week

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10465187]

>>10465101
Cuz my mommy says I'm speshal

The trip was intended as a reference to a greentext from /fit/ describing a guy's work out routine, in which he anxiously waits tells a lady making his protein shake "come on... 2 scoops... come on, baby... 2 scoops...", but I don't think anybody here recognizes it

[Standstill !STOPSME/Gg No.10465190]

>>10465174
It better be, I need to fucking sell Paradox

[Anonymous No.10465205]

who /leanhogs/ here

[Anonymous No.10465213]

>>10465190

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10465235]

>>10465205
Dafuq is Leanhog? Are you the guy that bought HOG?

[Comfy No.10465259]

>>10465235
Lean hogs are commodities, like piggies
But I don't eat meat, so I don't invest in dead piggies

[Standstill !STOPSME/Gg No.10465342]

>>10465259
>I don't suck dicks so I don't invest in dicks
Great investor you are.

[Anonymous No.10465356]

>>10465259
CUUCK
INCEL

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10465375]

>>10464755
when will you guys learn me right about ALL TA?
GPRO, MU, AMD, now AAV

$6 soon me even drew rocket ship and wine and cheese so you can eat on moon

>>10464820
w-who am she, does she suck d for h?

[Comfy No.10465399]

>>10465342
>>10465356
t. moral peasants
Sad

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10465415]

>>10465375
>w-who am she, does she suck d for h?
It's Kelly. It's one of /r9k/'s waifus like Ciara Horan/Eliza-chan.
She does h, or at least claims to, but idk if she sucks d for it.
I think everyone on /r9k/ just gets her pics from her IG account "lywi.gr"
https://www.instagram.com/lywi.gr/
Idk if she actually goes to 4ch tho

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10465419]

>>10465399
God invented cute critters so we can eat them

[Anonymous No.10465433]

>>10465375
I'd like for you to get off H...
Personal favor...

[Anonymous No.10465449]

>>10464637
>mfw tech bubble in america confirmed

[Anonymous No.10465466]

delivery centers are packed

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10465474]

>>10465433
She said she's trying to.
It's not easy to just cut that shit out. It's gotta be much more challenging than quitting cigarettes, right?

>>10465399
Are you unironically the kind of "morality"/activist investor that would buy shit like SHE or SPYX
>pic related is SPYX

[Anonymous No.10465475]

>>10464669
>>10464770
Thats my problem with Tesla. Its valued almost at the same as other huge car companies. Companies that have established histories and actual revenue. I think Tesla is a cool idea but the stock price should be closer to $50 to reflect the unrealized production.
>>10464780
SNAP is trash as are all social media public companies. Social media never should have gone public. Facebook is the only one that managed to get it to work.

[Anonymous No.10465501]

>>10465375
TELL ME ABOUT LB! WHY DOES IT KEEP JUSTING ME?!

[Standstill !STOPSME/Gg No.10465513]

>>10465375
I think I may get on the AMD train, although I don't really see them getting into a "Mania phase" with that boring lineup. They're just going up because INTEL screwed hard

>>10465449
I'm starting to think the vidya market is entering a bubble. Dead serious. But again, I'm retarded.

>>10465399
How's Starbucks treating you, cuck.
Jokes aside, the "I don't invest in industry X because I find it morally unjust" sounds like a really wrong way of thinking when investing.

[Anonymous No.10465517]

>>10465375
Hourly reminder that you'll never live long enough to have a family and you should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.10465531]

>>10465474
Very much so.
I had a friend. He got caught up on that stuff. He got clean for a while but had a relapse. It was a relapse that was so bad he wound up Oding and dying before ambulances arrived.

I'm the kind of guy who has friends at every rung of the socio economic ladder. Yet when a lawyer who knows better gets hooked, and continues despite knowing better dies and leaves behind his kids.
Well... It leaves an impact. I guess moreso because to me he should have known better. That he was fully capable of dealing with his issues in a different way, yet he relished the high and it cost him his life.

So, yeah I won't try to be moralistic. And if I ever try to, please for the love of god call me a witless fucking faggot who needs dick punched.
But I figured to at least say "I have strong feelings. Here's why."

[Anonymous No.10465574]

>>10465475

It's entirely forward focused. Those other companies are not. Not a single one has dethroned or come close to challenging Tesla in EV capability.

That's a big red flag that all those companies with such expertise have not competed properly yet.

[Anonymous No.10465575]

>>10465501
Why did you buy LB? Its one of the worst stocks and a known dividend trap

[Anonymous No.10465594]

Kraft Heinz will moon 10% friday

[Anonymous No.10465614]

>>10465513
>I think I may get on the AMD train
AMD still has lots of challenges to go but I think its finally got it moving a bit since its been stalling for years. Ive taken a chance with AMD at $16. Hope it works.
>>10465574
agreed. I think tesla is still overvalued for forward focus. I think some production should drive price and not just "expectations" but i suppose that argument applies to a lot of tech.

It is a big red flag that the old legacy companies like GE, Ford and such cant make it work with all that money and manpower they have. And I also agree that Tesla revenue should be coming from batteries mainly.

[Comfy No.10465650]

>>10465419
I like eating critters, when I shoot or fish I eat them all, yummy yummy. But the (((industrial meat complex))) is evil
>>10465474
>>10465513
SHE and SPYX aren't part of my values, why are you assuming I'm a communist? Go back to teh_donald

[Anonymous No.10465681]

>>10465650
shut up nigger buy Tyson Brand products

[Comfy No.10465698]

>>10465681
>>10465650
Pic related is EXTREMELY important if you want to start down the truepilled path. Red pilled is controlled opposition, black pilled is hopeless, becoming greypilled is damn near impossible...
Take the truepill, Anon, this is only the beginning

[Anonymous No.10465716]

>>10465575
I bought it on the 13th after it dipped 16%. I could've sold it for a profit, but I got greedy, and now I'm in the red.

[Standstill !STOPSME/Gg No.10465733]

>>10465594
>Kraft Heinz
I will hold you accountable for my losses, but not my gains.

[Anonymous No.10465734]

>>10465101
NO SKIN

>>10465187
Do you even lift ?

[Anonymous No.10465775]

>>10465716
>Selling when any variable has anything to do with the number 13

Thats where ya fucked up

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10465804]

>>10465501
LB in what me have identified as classic "HMNY" pattern.

>Volume increases dramatically into "volume quicksand"
>huge sell volume spikes
>dumps on every pump
>OBV and chart show clear downtrend
>the bull divergence @ $36 was rejected

>in order for find uptrend have to look all the way back 2008 which not good

LB sinking ship mode, next stop 26

[Comfy No.10465831]

>>10465775
This. Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.10465857]

how do i get good at trading derivatives? should i lurk on r/wallstreetbets? asking for a friend

[Comfy No.10465880]

>>10465857

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10465886]

>>10465474
>>10465433
>>10465531
it pretty bad
there no real point on life after high quality pain killers
24/7 euphoria peak life experience kek

[Anonymous No.10465888]

>>10465804
bath and body works hand lotion smells really really good though

[Anonymous No.10465897]

>>10465880
im asking for my friend, not for me. i never go on reddit because its gay

[Anonymous No.10465900]

>>10465857
Just trade a collateralized mortgage obligation
:^)

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10465909]

>>10465517
thanks, me almost forgot ;_;

[Anonymous No.10465923]

>>10465886
After I spent time in Japan for three years, I felt much the same way.
Then time went on. The time I spent in Japan was more and more in the past with each passing day.
Sometimes it doesn't need to be equal to that feeling. Sometimes it just needs to be more...
Wholesome.

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10465938]

More shit on HMNY:

https://money.cnn.com/2018/07/27/media/moviepass-service-outage/index.html
>MoviePass couldn't afford to pay for movie tickets on Thursday
>Helios and Matheson, the parent company of the popular movie subscription service, said that it had a service outage on Thursday because it couldn't afford to pay for movie tickets.
>Helios and Matheson missed a payment to one of its fulfillment processors, and that contractor temporarily refused to process payments for MoviePass.
>If valued at its pre-split amount, Friday's closing price would be equivalent to less than a penny.

[Anonymous No.10465972]

>>10465900
what is that? how can i succeed at trading if iq is lower than 100? is it possible?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10465985]

>>10465888
they quality gone downhill SO HARD
me used to use their bubble bath and lavender / sandalwood scrubs / hand creme but they started turning into crap quality, would not retain smell long enough

am using Dr. Teals now

[Anonymous No.10466018]

>>10465938
I wonder how many people are rushing to cancel their subscriptions...

[Anonymous No.10466020]

>>10465938
>If valued at its pre-split amount, Friday's closing price would be equivalent to less than a penny.
>$2/250=$0.008
OOH

[Anonymous No.10466033]

>>10465985
Damn it, I heard people have been saying the same thing about their Victoria's Secret stuff, complaining about the low-quality of their underwear on Facebook and Twitter.

[Anonymous No.10466102]

>>10465804
Earnings keep going up though. I'm not buying now but definitely looking to open a position sometime over the next year. Stock is hated but company is fine.

[Standstill !STOPSME/Gg No.10466125]

>>10465923
Just move to Jap nigga

>>10465938
Will they be delisted or go bankrupt first?
Place your bets!

[Anonymous No.10466388]

>>10466125
I'd like to go back and visit again sometime. Perhaps after I finish the debt fixing and such. It'd be nice if I could turn a consistent profit Or at least enough of one where at the end of the week I'm positive stock wise. Then I'd be able to consistently generate enough earnings that I'd be able to occasionally travel again.
To that end, I've been dedicating time this weekend to learning more in order to accomplish that. My starting capital is rather sparse though. But it's something.

Also I bet on them being delisted first.

[Standstill !STOPSME/Gg No.10466491]

>>10466388
As someone who prepared around 7 years to do the big moving to the other side of the world, I can assure you, it takes time but it's doable. Don't give up.
I moved to Nagoya 4 years ago and it's great. I can finally have the hermit life I always wanted, everyone is very well mannered, city is clean as fuck, hardly any immigrants (except me), etc.

Sage for personal blog and apologies.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10466504]

>>10465923
thats cute but... it... it not the same thing...
when me clean year from now, will still remember the mind blowing constant body orgasms that pain killers are... nothing will ever feel special again

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10466524]

>>10466033
me not know, am hate panties...
wear boxers @_@

>>10466102
if were to look for bottom, would want to buy when the volume cools down

atleast half todat current volume

[Anonymous No.10466600]

>>10464707
>trying get off delicious opiates
they truly are a cruel mistress
thats why i hate that shit desu
evil stuff

keep off for like a week tho and it gets WAY fucking easier. first part is unironically harsh as shit tho

>>10464875
they got ANOTHER one?
fuck yea
i hope they dip first and i can get more
>It's been really fun to flip 25K shares at a time, but I'm gonna start holding now.
why not both?
thats what ive been doin since may
it appears this may become a company at some point

>>10465205
is there anyway i can get hog exposure from a brokerage account?

[Anonymous No.10466611]

>>10466504
thats what you get for being a bearfag

[Anonymous No.10466628]

>>10466504
>mind blowing constant body orgasms that pain killers are... nothing will ever feel special again
i swear m8
once you get out of the first part w the physical w/ds, its not that bad. how long have you been off them?

[Comfy No.10466642]

>>10466600
You can get some exposure through $COWB

[Anonymous No.10466657]

>>10466642
that shit is contango'D to all hell and back tho, and about as liquid as a rock

[Comfy No.10466663]

>>10466524
Don't die you faggot, you have to get rich first, and be anointed by my hand as a friend of "The House of Comfy", which will carry my house and legacy into the future. You can even be buried on our forest grounds.

[Anonymous No.10466675]

>>10466642
also
why isnt it called PIGE?

git it?
like piggy

[Comfy No.10466676]

>>10466657
That's the only ETN that will help you m8, sorry

[Anonymous No.10466697]

>>10466676
fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.10466708]

>>10466642
>3 minute long podcast because "fees fees arent well"

[Anonymous No.10466788]

>>10466600
>they got ANOTHER one?
Yep. Just happened yesterday. I'm looking for a dip on Monday morning to load up. I reserved a grand of settled cash just for this. Hope I can get more at under a cent.

[Standstill No.10466799]

So, question.
Why are the fees on the Frankfurt market transactions so fucking high anywhere?
German government fucking up by taxing every transaction or something?

[Anonymous No.10466816]

>>10466788
checked, me too
howco again tho
i dont know anything about these guys other than DRUS owns them. i should dig more into them

the short float is looking good tho. bulls are winning. bears layed into us the last two days, and noticeably, but this mustve been why. whoever has been pumping this has been doing a job of accumulating TONS of them. same guys who are shorting methinks

[Anonymous No.10466842]

>>10466799
the country is run by literal socialists. what did you expect m8?

i had no idea tho. how much is it?

[Anonymous No.10466859]

You know, I notice it seems to more or less be the same users who talk on this thread.
I like that.
it feels more....
personal.
After a short amount of time I noticed a few patterns of speaking with other people who don't take up a name and recognized them in a second on this thread. I like that.
It's like rather than being a super popular board with a bunch of random people, it's about 7 to 10 people who share a common interest and like talking about it.

And no, that's not the sake speaking.
The sake is making me duck and cover because people keep firing fireworks and my first instinct is that we are getting mortar'd

[Standstill No.10466882]

>>10466842

Like 8 EUR minimum per transaction on Degiro and 7 on Interactive Brokers.

For comparison, any murican market transaction is 0.5 minimum. Even ones on the polish market are like only 3-4 EUR

[Anonymous No.10466903]

>>10464706
MoviePass

[Anonymous No.10466907]

>>10466903
What next HMNY?

[Anonymous No.10466916]

>>10466859
this is the same reason i like ded boards on weird chans desu
its like goin to some townie bar every once in a while and its the same people that have been there for 30 years. its incredibly depressing but also bretty cozy

but as for generals on fucking 4chan, this is an anomaly. ive never seen a general thats stood up this well for this long desu senpai

>>10466882
fucking figures
literal socialist like to balk
>the stock market is speculative and bad for teh poor people
>but well gouge the ever loving christ out of you and pocket it if you see anything u like ;^)

[Anonymous No.10466928]

>>10466816
Here's some info about Howco:
Howco Distributing, a subsidiary of Drone USA, Inc., is a premier supplier of spare and replacement parts to a wide variety of Federal Government agencies, U.S. military prime contractors and commercial customers worldwide. Founded in 1990 and located in Vancouver, Washington, Howco's services encompass bid solicitation, contract management, packaging and logistics for construction, transportation, mining and heavy equipment spare and replacement parts to customers worldwide utilizing a wide variety of supply chain solutions. Howco was the winner of 2017 United States Department of Defense Logistics Agency's Commander's Choice Supplier Award and the 2012 United States Department of Defense Logistics Agency's Bronze Supplier Award.

[Anonymous No.10466937]

>>10466928
LOL
yea this is what i was afraid of
i was pretty sure id invested in the fucking CIA by accident. now im definitely sure lol

[Anonymous No.10466942]

>>10466504
just use forever dude
aint no shame for enhancing life but bright flames burn quickly
its worth it

[Standstill No.10466944]

>>10466907
AMZN

[Comfy No.10466947]

>>10466708
I'll make a longer one wednesday!!
I have no school and my family is leaving me alone for a week, so I'm going to PUMP OUT SHITPOSTS

[Anonymous No.10466948]

>>10466916
Well, I'm all for it. This has quickly become a very enjoyable thread on an otherwise...
Meh board.
Not a lot really going on, more comfy, very laid back, and we even have our own jokes that people on this board won't even get.
But I'm glad it's an anomaly. It's a good kind of anomaly I'm all for helping to continue.
Anyways, enough sentimentality from me. I'm going back to lurking and learning.

[Anonymous No.10466951]

>>10466928
imma fuckin HODL tho

[Anonymous No.10466983]

>>10466928
kek
im looking into these guys more now
jesus christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqX52K9fosU

ah well, at least i didnt KNOW i bought a CIA front when i firts found em. ill just pretend i never realized this little fact (like all good politicians) and hopefully itll turn into the next LMT or some shit

[Anonymous No.10467027]

Just finished a two day peyote trip

I'm putting 2 grand in Snapchat puts.

[Anonymous No.10467038]

>>10467027
sounds like it went ok then

sometimes people come back from that shit w TERRIBLE ideas, but theyre convinced its gr8.
this sounds like a fucking plan. shitstock soc media is garbage, we all know it, and soon everyone else will find out too. its only a matter of time

my last vision quest told me to short turkey until erdogan is delisted

[Anonymous No.10467074]

>>10467038
Twitter, Facebook both tanked after the ER.

What in gods green earth would make people think Snapchat won't do the same? Especially with the issues they've been having in regards to people's stories.

Snapchat just like facebook, got too greedy with pushing ads.

[Anonymous No.10467105]

why is the amd market ignoring the trade war? also intel is about to make pci gpu card. not sure to invest on amd now.

[Anonymous No.10467109]

>>10467027
I have 23 feet or so of San Pedro
Probably going to eat it over the christmas time

[Anonymous No.10467121]

Holy shit. I just found out my friend has moviepass.

[Anonymous No.10467125]

>>10467074
yea this doesnt look so hot anyways
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/snap/financials
i dont see why youd be wrong
when is ER?

[Anonymous No.10467137]

>>10467121
tell him to use it as much as possible

[Anonymous No.10467144]

>>10467109
fuck man
mail me some
its kosher, ill just tell em its for my religion or whatever

[Anonymous No.10467161]

>>10467144
>>10467144
You can literally buy it at like Lowes and shit senpai

[Standstill No.10467164]

>>10467027

ANON NO!!!!1!!

[Anonymous No.10467172]

>>10467161
like the decorative cactii? i thought that stuff didnt have mescaline in it?

or do you extract it?

[Anonymous No.10467179]

>>10467172
https://erowid.org/plants/cacti/cacti_preparation5.shtml

[Anonymous No.10467207]

>>10467172
san pedro does
1.5 foot = almost 8th of shrooms

[Anonymous No.10467208]

>>10467164
why on earth would snapchat do anything other than drop from here?

>>10467179
oh im familiar
just had no idea there was enough active chems in those to make it work
figured theyd nerf em like they did poppy seeds

[Anonymous No.10467223]

>>10467172
Listen to this while you trip senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbrvwaVXJ48

>tfw like one 8th cherokee but don't claim it because literally every white person says they are

[Standstill No.10467230]

>>10467208
>why on earth would snapchat do anything other than drop from here?
My bad, I didn't register the "puts" part

[Anonymous No.10467237]

>>10467208
Snap is the classic small spec short trap
Its going to 20 after earnings, I promise

[Anonymous No.10467242]

>>10467207
fuck i love mescaline

>>10467223
>tfw like one 8th cherokee but don't claim it because literally every white person says they are
we did a lotta rapin i guess lol

[Anonymous No.10467251]

Ok checked in with moviepass friend. The moviepass problem was supposed to have been fixed on the 27th, but as of the 28th, it's still not working.


2 to 1 that Farnsworth just fucking fled the country.

[Anonymous No.10467257]

>>10467251
>2 to 1 that Farnsworth just fucking fled the country.
almost certainly

[Comfy No.10467269]

>>10467251
>>10467257
It's affecting the normies KEK

[Anonymous No.10467274]

>>10467269
>Beginning of the end.
If only they knew how bad it really was...

[Anonymous No.10467276]

>>10467269
puhraise kek normies btfo

[Anonymous No.10467278]

>>10467237
i am getting strange readings from my shekel flow indicator, showing extraordinarily large buying this whole time its been flat

[Anonymous No.10467280]

>>10467027

Post screenshot pussy

[Comfy No.10467285]

>>10467274
>the problem is not with our card processors
Yeah I think it's because you have NO FUCKING MONEY

[Anonymous No.10467292]

>>10467274
>technical issue
more like liquidity issue

tho i guess its not illegal to lie to your customers, just to your shareholders lol

[Anonymous No.10467295]

>>10467278
the shoirt interest says 14%

[Anonymous No.10467299]

>>10467295
well thats that huh?
not touching it

[Anonymous No.10467304]

>>10467295
tho maybe AFTER they report
scalp on scared profit takers sounds MUCH better

[Anonymous No.10467313]

>>10467304
I only need it to reach 13
mathematically 100% success probability

[Anonymous No.10467332]

>>10466983
Does it really bother you that you're putting your money into the defense sector? I try to ignore the moral scruples.

[Comfy No.10467360]

>>10467332
After reading corporate warriors by P. W. Singer, investing in the defense sector is investing in the sector that owns the federal government like a bitch

[Anonymous No.10467366]

I've been scrolling through the twitter feed of moviepass. Some people are aware. But they're being called liars (Wonderful)
And then there are people like this.

[Anonymous No.10467389]

And then there's this.

[Anonymous No.10467392]

>>10467278
dude that pine script is beautiful

[Anonymous No.10467404]

>The absolute state of the deniers.

[Anonymous No.10467409]

>>10467366
BLUEPILLED

[Comfy No.10467411]

>>10467366
>>10467389
>>10467404

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10467433]

I'm down 8% on LTBR, my only investment and basically 99% of my portfolio (minus about two months of Gold fees for RH) and all I can say is watch a nigga and see how it's gonna do its intraday magic soon, pop 50% and end up maybe a nickel from the previous day's open. Foreign patents are still on the table, an announcement of a government grant is still on the table (this could be like the joint venture with Framatome, it could cause it to rocket and actually have some sustainability in the short term). It has not been below a dollar but for a short time, so the risk of a delisting notice is possible but still way off. Keep this stock in your watchlist. Fellow traders/investors, do not lose hope, we will generate tendies and there will be much rejoicing at the altar of uranium.

[Anonymous No.10467439]

>>10467332
desu no not really
i just firmly believe that the CIA is a rogue terrorist state that uses the US as a shield to be international cunts to literally everyone, and that they should be dismantled

tho i suppose i dont mind putting some money in w em. i guess they wont be delisted lol

>>10467392
im starting to get the hang of it
might just drop this shit and try to teach myself python tho
why learn only the babby version? why not go all out?

[Anonymous No.10467446]

>>10467433

[Anonymous No.10467449]

gonna short a strangle on SNAP and DVN after their earnings reports. little capital requirements for the potential gains seems good. yall take too many directional bets.

[Comfy No.10467458]

>>10467449
Short DVN, long SNAP

[Anonymous No.10467460]

>>10467439
nice, ive been feeling like i should learn to code as well. been a wordpress monkey for too long. would love to learn solidity.

put in an order for $11 8/10 snap puts. rounded top looking pretty bearish.

[Anonymous No.10467483]

>>10467460
python and others are actually very easy to learn.

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10467490]

>>10467446

What's the matter? You lost a hundred dollars based on my shilling of LTBR, or do you have a real reason to expect catastrophe? I could be needledicking 1 and 2 percent gains out of random shitball stocks like I did 90% of 2017, I'm instead planting my flag for a stock I think can deliver better in a decent timeframe.

[Anonymous No.10467499]

>>10467460
well if you have any experience at all, youll be better off than me

try the pine editor for a while and make some useless meme indicators. or better yet, try and code your own version of real indicators that already exist, then try and tweak em. thats what ive been doing

>>10467446
sounds like cope, doesnt it?

>>10467490
i know that feel
tho mine is the fucking VIX lol

[Anonymous No.10467509]

>>10467449
strangles are literally the only thing worth doing on ERs and only if you can get it for low IV

why are you gonna short the strangle tho? do you nt expect them to move? im confus

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10467524]

so movie pass is fucking up doesn't mean there stock won't make for good trading while theres alot of attention around it. You guys are looking into some of the dumbest shit around it right now when right now all it is a fucking trading device, nobody really gives a shit what the company is going to be doing 3-6-12 months right now, people trading it right now only care about order flow.. jesus christ this thread is so fucking stupid sometimes.

[Comfy No.10467531]

>>10467524

[Anonymous No.10467539]

>>10467490
all uranium memes fail so why would this be any different

[Anonymous No.10467550]

>>10467539
i could see it happening if oil goes full bull. but i could also see it not happening for that same reason

[Anonymous No.10467562]

>>10467509
i don't know if they will move or not, but if they do, iv will be high enough to short.

[Anonymous No.10467572]

>>10467524
>jesus christ this thread is so fucking stupid sometimes.

I know. I've read here that LCI was a good buy. Can you believe that?

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10467587]

>>10467490
>I could be needledicking 1 and 2 percent gains out of random shitball stocks like I did 90% of 2017, I'm instead planting my flag for a stock I think can deliver better in a decent timeframe.
careful there buddy.. alot of newfags itt that don't understand how that works and will start bashing on you.. comfy is probably one of the worst newfags desu. I had to get out of LTBR for some other opportunity but looking at getting back in, it's gunna be one of those ones that spike out of no where so if i'm not in while it spikes i think i'll miss out on the gains

[Anonymous No.10467588]

>>10467562
ah i see
youre gonna go delta neutral and just have a wide fucking strangle

thats a good idea m8
tho, how do you deal w it if one side gets blown out? just rollout that side, or hedge w a long contract? some of those short options plays confuse the shit out of me desu

[Anonymous No.10467590]

>>10467550
uranium is a meme
fusion will never happen
Oil also has barely any upside potential so I dont see much buying for the future

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10467607]

>>10467539

If they get the government grant and proceed with their testing in early 2019 as planned, they will be getting ready to market an accident-tolerant and more efficient nuclear fuel for exisiting reactors than what is available. Bonus of its waste products being less viable for use in any nuclear/radiological attacks if the waste is ever used for nefarious (read: spontaneous Muslim / purposeful Chosen Ones) purposes.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10467608]

>>10467572
>know. I've read here that LCI was a good buy. Can you believe that?
it is a good buy, could you explain why it's not?

so far as a rebuttal someone told me SMRT calls at 2.50 were a better buy and another told me RRR over 36 was a good buy whatcha got nigga?

[Anonymous No.10467613]

>>10467524
I shouldn't be laughing but I am.

[Anonymous No.10467615]

>>10467588
i roll the untested side to get more credit or roll both to the next cycle.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10467628]

>>10467613
>I shouldn't be laughing but I am.
let me guess.. you don't have 25k in your account and cant day trade?

[Anonymous No.10467635]

>>10467607
you totally bought this because of the range

[Anonymous No.10467642]

>>10467590
>uranium is a meme
in terms of profitability, yes
but fission is a good source of energy imo. environmentalists be damned, its clean as shit
>fusion will never happen
fusion will absolutely happen, just not in our lifetimes. this is what muh pops does desu. theyre still in the "suspend random elements in the target chamber, annihilate it w a laser and take pictures of it" phase tho. but i assure you, quite a lot of DARPA munnies goes into that and has for decades. plus the new (like 10yrs old now) laser they built out in cali is FUCKHUGE and they have a lot of good guys working on it. plus los alamos has one too i think
>Oil also has barely any upside potential so I dont see much buying for the future
das why im shorting it for now
i honestly see it ranging up here between 70-80 for a while. atleast until the ARAMCO IPO, and then afterwards, who knows?

[Anonymous No.10467644]

>>10467628
Well it's not that it's just...
HMNY is the titanic.
That's all.
Their Twitter is a public relations disaster at the moment. Their stock is in the toilet, /smg/ should REALLY be staging a corporate takeover, and my god are people pissed. Even if they somehow manage to raise enough revenue to be solvent they won't survive monday.

[Anonymous No.10467648]

>>10467590
the money is made selling shovels to gold diggers, not digging for gold itself

[Anonymous No.10467664]

>>10467642
Fusion will be invented by me when I create a blackhole on this planet

[Anonymous No.10467665]

>>10467642
*60-80
that is

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10467675]

>>10467644
sorry bro.. i trade i really don't really give a shit about the company, it dropped from 20 to 2 you don't think it will have any bounce? lol the current issued and out is 1.7mill alot traders eyes are on it.. i bought 1500 at 2.12.. sure i might not have timed it perfect but i'm up on it right now and plan on getting out in the next 2 trading days.. not sure why dead cat bounces on nano caps are hard to understand for this thread? i guess when you only have $300 in your account it's hard to make money on something like that but just because you can't doesn't mean other people can and will.

[Anonymous No.10467712]

>>10467675
I don't care if you make money on it. I don't care that I can't make money on it. I don't even care about the company.
I care about a little cheap entertainment on a saturday night as I study up on stock trading.
We all know this company is going to file for bankruptcy. We all know the company is insolvent.

Let people enjoy things.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10467732]

>>10467712
why are you looking into it at all like that? it's not something you want to look into right now desu.. its a trade.. the only way to deal with it is with hourly, 30 min, 15 min charts and orderflow and level 2 during market open.. looking into something like HMNY over the weekend is a waste of time..

[Anonymous No.10467742]

>>10467732
>looking at charts or lvl2 bullshit

[Anonymous No.10467747]

>>10467732
I'm looking into it because a friend was having a problem and called me in a panic.

[Comfy No.10467749]

>>10467732

[Anonymous No.10467755]

>>10467664
The only blackhole you'll create is when your portfolio falls to it's knees desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10467771]

>>10467664
oNLY bLACK hOLE IS YOUR MUMS M8

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10467777]

>>10467747
>I'm looking into it because a friend was having a problem and called me in a panic.
if he is "investing" in it right now imo he is a moron, it's a tradeing tool thats it.

>>10467742
??
thats the only way to trade volatility. level2 then order flow, then chart...

[Comfy No.10467795]

>>10467777

[Anonymous No.10467813]

>>10467439
Well, I guess Howco's a little morally ambiguous. Drone USA I feel good with though. I just imagine that one day a search-and-rescue team is going to use a drone outfitted with FLIR to locate some missing hikers or swimmers and save their lives.

[Anonymous No.10467825]

>>10467777
i only trade vol and i dont use charts or lvl2 or order flow L O L

[Anonymous No.10467836]

>>10467777
No. He is a subscriber. He was calling me because he knew I was amused by it on friday and was wondering if him not being able to watch a movie was related to something I said. And so I filled him in.

He was understandably pissed.
I just decided to check and see if they had mentioned something on their twitter about it.
They had.
Hence the salt mining.

[Anonymous No.10467861]

kek remember yesterday when some guy made a new thread before grim's thread was even finished
Grim btfo

[Anonymous No.10467878]

>TFW gf says she wishes it was the 1950s so she could wear long dresses and be a cute little house wife

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10467881]

>>10467825
what? i can't make sense of this post at all..

>>10467836
yeah i saw some normies posting about movie pass.. didn't even know that many people had it.. honeslty barely any good movies have even came out in the past 5 years worth seeing in theaters

Just did a captcha with local street signs

[Anonymous No.10467916]

>>10467881
I balance my entire NEET existence with a close circle of friends of a variety of socioeconomic classes and political affiliations. We can more or less figure out the user base though since we know that their monthly revenues are 20 million. So there's about 2 mllion users at the moment.
2 million users who wanted to go see a movie this weekend but couldn't because moviepass decided to not pay the bill and because Farnsworth took the first plane he could.

In that vein, what Banana republic do you think he ran off to?

[Standstill No.10467931]

>>10467881
>barely any good movies have even came out in the past 5 years worth seeing
The only hollywood movie of the last 5 years I liked is Blade Runner 2049.

[Anonymous No.10467948]

>>10467572
LCI is pretty solid at these prices. There may be better plays out there (like the whole frac sand sector), but there's pretty limited risk buying LCI at it's current price.

>>10467675
Not a fan of trades like this because most people lose money trying to time dead cat bounces.
The facts are:
>HMNY is above $0 right now
>HMNY will eventually be $0
Some people may make money through quick swings along that journey, but on some timeframe all current equity will be lost.

Why not trade a stock that's fundamentally undervalued instead?

[Anonymous No.10467955]

>>10466491
I can't help but be desperate to see normies not giving a shit about niggers and mudslimes invading their countries.

These people are literal locusts, with shitty manners who only care about the immediate fulfillment of their feral instincts. Nothing of value nor progress can ever come out of these creatures.

It is like cancer in human form.

[Anonymous No.10467956]

>>10467813
i feel like its much more likely that drones will be used to terrorize and put the public under even further scrutiny/surveillance, but im not gonna say boo if they pay me lol. the company could easily be worth 10 cents/share desu

[Anonymous No.10467963]

fuck drones we should go back to trench warfare

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10467987]

>>10467948
>Not a fan of trades like this because most people lose money trying to time dead cat bounces.
yeah i bought 180 shares thursday at 7.30 on thursday sold at open on friday bought 1500 at close, can always time em right but when they bounce they bounce hard they aren't my specialty but over the years i've learned how to cut my loss quick on them and try again for the bottom, i've had some really good ones over the years so i'll keep doing it. I only ever do it on stocks that have alot of noise around it.

Also yeah LCI is still a good buy IMO it's a longer term hold.. like a 3-6 month hold to dollar cost average, any major spike i'm selling majority of my position and will pick it back up on any dips, the trend is going to reverse soon.. will it ever see 30 again? probably not, but over the past 2 weeks O/S went from 40mill to now around 37 mill...

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10468006]

>>10467963
i got a better idea... all the people that want war, can go fight the war.. inlcuding the assholes that sit behind the desk that start a war and send young people to go fight it while they fly around in private jets...

Get all the people that want war, put them in one country and let them fight it out to the death while the rest of the world gets along in peace... how does that sound?

[Anonymous No.10468023]

>>10468006
Well that would hurt tech stocks so....

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10468038]

>>10468023
>Well that would hurt tech stocks so....
who cares.. just trade it how it comes right?

[Anonymous No.10468066]

>>10468006
That sounds very cool, I want to do that :)

[Anonymous No.10468076]

>>10468038
Well new products tend to be opportunities to be capitalized on. Especially as that leads to a higher demand and a positive market direction. All of which mean huge gains.

[Anonymous No.10468110]

>>10468006
>Get all the people that want war, put them in one country and let them fight it out to the death while the rest of the world gets along in peace
youre thinking about it all wrong

we get people that want war, put em in a battle royale style arena, televise it internationally like the olympics, and allow people to place bets/gamble on different countries. the countries that win get to annex whatever part of land is under dispute

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10468124]

>>10468076
true.. i just rather trade trends and trend reversals money to be made on the upsides and downsides

>>10468066
right? like fucking hell man, like leaders of the countries starting wars.. ok go fight it, we'll watch on the sidelines, im sure majority of the world wouldn't care if all the war hungry go have their war while everyone else just chills..

Also think in the future we should bring back gladiators. If you are death row you have the option to fight to the death, like a world wide event that's broadcasted live. Different countries death row inmates can fight in teams or individualy.. i think that would be enteraining and would satisfy some of the people that those people have hurt (victims family, family, etc..)

>>10468110
damn i was just writing something like that out

[Standstill No.10468164]

Any Paradox shares holder here?
I feel uneasy as fuck. PDX hardly has released anything this quarter, expansion development seems to be slowing down, they're changing CEO and it has been going down for the last 2 weeks.

On the other hand they had some real solid growth on Q1 2018.
I really liked the old CEO and I know nothing of this new one.

[Anonymous No.10468166]

>>10468124
is that so?
Personally I think we should bring back Impalement. Did you know Transylvania had 0% crime rate?

[Standstill No.10468184]

>>10468124
>like fucking hell man, like leaders of the countries starting wars.. ok go fight it, we'll watch on the sidelines, im sure majority of the world wouldn't care if all the war hungry go have their war while everyone else just chills..

Can't tell if you're joking, a stoner or just retarded.

[Anonymous No.10468189]

>>10468166
ol' vlad was a "stick"ler about letting just anyone into transylvania

my fav medieval torture method is flaying people alive tho. i think it should be implemented a the punishment for politicians who betray the people they represent. would prolly make em think twice about betraying their country

[Anonymous No.10468221]

>>10468189
must suck to be Russian, huh?

[Anonymous No.10468228]

>>10468189
fuck this image made me cringe

jesus christ

[Anonymous No.10468235]

>>10468189
tfw blood fetish/sadist so I'd love for public corporeal punishment to be reinstated desu

[Standstill No.10468242]

>>10468164
Fuck the more I read the more I'm worried

>New CEO is a woman
>Was chief commercial officer at the online gambling firm Kindred Group
>Gambling
>From gambling to vidya
>Wants 10% of revenue from games before 2020
>Paradox has never ever developed for phones
>Fanbase doesn't give a shit about phone games
>They even had a poll that clearly had shown their fans don't care about phone games

It's gonna burn isn't it.

[Anonymous No.10468250]

>>10467027

lol

[Standstill No.10468254]

>>10468228

It's just natural stuff dude.
Never prepared your own meat before?
https://youtu.be/kbyUzsHP3Po?t=2m59s

[Anonymous No.10468262]

>>10468189
>JUST

[Anonymous No.10468325]

>>10468242
are they working on mobile games?
I just want a balanced stellaris, is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.10468333]

>>10468164
I am stealing the fuck out of that picture.

[Standstill No.10468346]

>>10468325
>I just want a balanced stellaris, is that too much to ask for?
Balanced Stellaris will eventually come around, I can at least assure that to you. It's the highest selling PDX game, it has become the flagship for the moment, replacing EUIV. Looking at how many good expansions EUIV got through the years and the latest Stellaris ones, I can safely say Stellaris will keep getting a more and more enjoyable experience.
About HoI IV, now that's something worrying me.

They are not yet developing for phones, they sort of wanted to try but gave up after a poll saying their fanbase didn't give a shit about phone games. Now the new CEO wants to try again.

[Anonymous No.10468354]

>>10468242
ever notice how the weird women-are-the-devil /pol/ shitposters never seem to complain about how AMD's CEO is a woman?

[Anonymous No.10468375]

>>10468354
it's called shitposting for a reason

[Standstill No.10468376]

>>10468354
>ever notice how the weird women-are-the-devil /pol/ shitposters never seem to complain about how AMD's CEO is a woman?
She's the exception. Even I fucking love Lisa. I don't even buy AMD but she is such a likable person and knows her shit.
Literally fell in love with that old asian lady after meeting and having a conversation with her at E3 I don't know how many years ago.

[Anonymous No.10468393]

>>10468376
>women
>successful CEO
not possible, fuck off SJW

[Anonymous No.10468741]

>>10468393
Well if she's unsuccessful, what would that make krzanich?

[Anonymous No.10468854]

>>10465415
I don't know why but this ig page is really hot. Can you post the pic that says Heroin kids on panties or was that some other seductive druggie? I've spent more time searching the archives and google than DD this week for that image.

>>10464875
I put 10$ in for teh lulz but maybe I should load up while pretending that I'm not giving the gubnit money to fight more proxies or bomb middle people.


>>10467366
>>10467404
Top kek this should help their cash problems. They should force people to pay every month and then give them no service.
i n f i n i t e m o n e y

>>10467433
>Gold fees for RH
lol stopped reading there.

>>10467955
This except for every person I see on the street

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10469326]

>>10467795
Laughed so hard at this. Sorry famalam, saved.

>>10467524
Noted. Thanks.
Heard you invested and thought you somehow liked it with how shit their market cap is.

>>10468854
>I don't know why but this ig page is really hot. Can you post the pic that says Heroin kids on panties or was that some other seductive druggie? I've spent more time searching the archives and google than DD this week for that image.
I know. Kelly is so fucking hot.
>post the pic that says Heroin kids on panties
That was probably someone else. Doesn't sound familiar. Does sound hot though.
I think I've got a pic somewhere of a druggie girl holding a needle that pissed herself a little.

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10469341]

>>10468854
>>>10467433
>>Gold fees for RH
>lol stopped reading there.

>not using margin

[Anonymous No.10469427]

>>10469341
does everyone here use their margin?

[Anonymous No.10469568]

>>10469427
lol I fucking run options off of margin
if you aren't completely sure that you're right about what you're putting money down on, why do it?

[Standstill No.10469673]

Is the vidya market in a bubble?
Am I the only fucking one concerned?

[2scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10469714]

>>10469427
I've been light on my investments lately, so I'm probably going to back down on it, but for at least a full year, yes, almost completely.

[Standstill No.10469751]

>>10469714

>tfw too poor to get a margin from Yurop's trading platforms
One day I'll have my revenge

[Anonymous No.10469776]

>>10469673
given what /smg/'s been discussing over the last month, I've been rotating my stocks into essential consumer companies and energy stocks
I know people in my life that are working 2 jobs with a wife working as well just to maintain; U.S. workforce is on double-time but wages haven't changed adjusted for inflation
I don't think pleasure industries like video games and jewelry stores are going to fare well at all in what comes in the next 6 months

there's a lot I could go into but I'm trying to cut down on my rantings in the mornings, the lack of smoking makes me feel hollow

[Standstill No.10469781]

Short Capcom before market opens in Japan tomorrow, they're doing their interim report and shit's gonna crash yo
I seriously hope it doesn't but I think it will

[Anonymous No.10469802]

>>10469776
Are you bagholding WMT?

[Anonymous No.10470350]

>>10468221
vlad the impaler was romanian, u dunce. he beheaded gypsies and assholes, and anyone who wouldnt pay to get through his valley. thus: very low crime rate in transylvania. no poor people, no problems

>>10469673
no, no one is concerned about the vidya market being in a bubble. this is because there are far larger bubbles out there m8. like the entire US market that somehow needs to de-leverage itself off of all the borrowed money that has been used to pump it up.

now that the free infinite money glitch got patched by the FED, things are gonna be different. its funny cuz youd think people would be more careful about where they put their borrowed money; but NOPE, folks are WAY less careful w money they borrowed. theyll buy wtf ever they feel like. people buy different things, and in less amounts when its w their OWN money. tho im unsure if vidya will be one of these things.

lol werent you the one on friday that was scoffing at me for telling ya to take profits on CDPR?

[Anonymous No.10470376]

>>10469776
b-but muh FED chair said that t-the wage growth looked g-good?

its funny cuz everyone could just take like an hour or two and learn about the FED and monetary policy, and theyd begin to understand at least the gist of whats happening, and why their lives suck. but nope, normalfags still just wanna be miserable and not know why they have to work 3 jobs to survive like some third-worlder

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10470415]

>>10469427
Me no use margin. Too much gamble

[Standstill No.10470444]

>>10470350
>lol werent you the one on friday that was scoffing at me for telling ya to take profits on CDPR?

I was and still am.
It's weird, I feel like I should be more careful yet I can't act according to what I feel about the market.
Like, I seriously feel like Capcom will crash tomorrow yet I can't bring myself to sell their stocks. Probably because I sort of just started investing and want to see if I can trust my feelings.

[Anonymous No.10470481]

>>10469802
not holding it and it's not really a bag, but WMT would be a very safe pick yeah
literally nothing will be truly safe in the market when a crash or a correction comes except for bonds

btw paradox is going to get fucked if we're talking about PDX
you swedes got put options over there?

[Standstill No.10470517]

>>10470481
>btw paradox is going to get fucked if we're talking about PDX
>you swedes got put options over there?

It all depends on the new CEO really. Also they're releasing the Q2 report like the 9th of August. They really didn't sell anything new in these last 3 months tho, so if they grow it's thanks to old stuff.

[Anonymous No.10470591]

>>10470444
well, have fun investing in EMs if the dollar starts spiking again. i have no doubt that poland and other countries that have been picking up their slack are going to thrive eventually, but EMs are the ones that crash first if the US economy starts slowing down

>>10470481
WMT is a good stock to hold if SHTF desu

and it depends on the bonds this time desu senpai. fixed income market has the same problem as the regular market. its all leveraged to hell and back. worse, since dodd-frank, large banks have been restricted on making markets on a lot of these hi-yield bonds, so hedgies and other guys stepped in to fill the void. but these guys arent there to make a fair market. in a crash scenario, they have THEIR assets to protect, and your needs to sell off everything come secondary, or not at all. a lot of these ETFs that hold junk bonds are like this. i wouldnt be surprised that we get on here one day in the no so distant future and were dealing w an absolute blowout on these things, because the junk bonds are exploding, and theres no liquididty because hedgies who have been making the market, dump theirs first

[Standstill No.10470622]

>>10470415
I'm bored, recommend me some mango.
Tomorrow's market opening can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.10470631]

>>10470444
also
>because I sort of just started investing
i know
>and want to see if I can trust my feelings.
prolly not

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10470663]

>>10470622
Me no read mangos x.x (except hunter x hunter)
First you should trade what your gut tells you so have no ragrets

Second! Read Kill Six Billion Demons

[Standstill No.10470672]

>>10470663
>Kill Six Billion Demons
Consider it done.
You go read Dead Tube.

[Anonymous No.10470674]

>>10470663
he should not trust his gut imo
if i remember right hes only been trading for a few weeks. this is exactly the time to not be trusting his gut yet. that comes w experience

[Anonymous No.10470676]

>not buying Vanguard SP500 ETF
D..D..Do you hate free money /biz/?

[Anonymous No.10470807]

>>10470622
hellstar remina and uzumaki
that's what I've been reading and it's mesmerizing shit

>>10470591
I don't have a lot of meaningful imput on the correlation between the federal governments attempts to implement safeguards in the financial sector; while at the same fucking time ETFs run rampant (on leverage no less), the economy feels likeit's in a false status of boom
I hate feeling this way about my country, I don't know what the breaking point is in this equation; sub-prime morgage crisis was a domino effect of defaults

can you time morale?
the disparage between what I see and what reality is could be massive; I can always be wrong, but doesn't it feel like the market has been an earnings arms race?
Even three cent misses aren't good enough to prevent mass sell-offs, it leads to pub-traded companies undercutting everybody to squeeze for profits
booming economy raises rent, rent leads to needing to work more hours, cause you can't get a pay increase... this goes on until...?

[Anonymous No.10470875]

>>10470676
>implying
why arent you shorting turkey?
do YOU hate free money?

literally the only thing making it "bullish" rn is the fact that erdogan is supposedly negotiating giving back those american prisoners. everything else about the country is economically fucked, for a variety of reasons, but its been amplified because of the cost of "goods and services" over in syria.

but erdogan is (as much as i hate his slimy ass) a clever chess player. its not like him to just give back his most important piece like that (the prisoners in this case). he likes to hold leverage over all countries and intl groups at once, so he can leverage himself in between various NATO/russian/US/EU offers and make out like a bandit. it would be very uncharacteristic of him to let go of such a valuable bargaining chip over a world power.

the proposed US retaliation would be US sanctions being imposed, but although it certainly wouldnt help their economy, theyd probably be no worse off than before, more or less. but if he KEEPS the prisoner, thats one big favor that he could ask the US in exchange for letting him go. i expect this prisoner situation may drag on for a while, and i think erdogans cocky enough to put his whole countries economy up on the betting table

[Anonymous No.10470919]

guys; trump gave us a free 'short-the-entire-market' card on monday
heard it here first

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10470920]

>>10470672
>dead tube
C-cannot read stuff like this... start masterbate uncontrollably @_@

>>10470676
Kek they are people am trying to beat with me SPY active management skills

>>10470674
She should stop prolonging the inevitable and start making mistakes now!

[Anonymous No.10471038]

>>10470807
>same fucking time ETFs run rampant (on leverage no less)
funny, too, the KINDS of ETFs that have popped up. total traps like leveraged VIX ETNs, 3x leveraged ETFs for every bullshit sector you can imagine, and ETFs for all kinds of different fixed income devices. junk bonds being one of these types of ETFs that have EXPLODED in popularity over the years.

not only that, but the actual issuance of junk bonds has increased many multiples since 2009. why? because of the free infinite money glitch that the FED gave us as a bribe to come back into the markets. people and consumers went mad for it, but its the corporations that went absolutely buck wild for it. rolling debt into more debt w exponentially increasing exuberance.

>I hate feeling this way about my country
me too m8
>I don't know what the breaking point is
debt imo senpai. both consumer and corporate
>but doesn't it feel like the market has been an earnings arms race?
thats an excellent way of putting it. yes, exactly. it has to stop at some point. the corporate tax cuts pushed back the eventual collapse of this arms race, but eventually earnings wont be able to keep growing. if thats what everyone longterm is invested for (a lot of them are), then things could spin out very quickly

>this goes on until...?
again
imo this goes on until we see hi yields get completely BTFO, or we see major corporations start getting credit downgrades (which will lead to blown out yields)

>>10470920
or he should check historical data and the companies financials, cash flow etc and try and make a non-emotional decision.

i agree w you in terms of mechanically learning to trade. i disagree tho, in that when dealing w specific companies, there should be absolutely no emotion involved. just DD and if you believe in it, TA.

>>10470919
my VIX calls have begun to vibrate in my brokerage account

[Anonymous No.10471064]

>>10470920
also, are you implying that standstill is gril?

[Standstill No.10471095]

Fuck I'm enjoying this, but I should sleep.

[Anonymous No.10471297]

>>10470919
god fucking damn it there goes all of my gains
I fucking hate trump like no one else

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10471320]

>>10471038
>or he should check historical data and the companies financials, cash flow etc and try and make a non-emotional decision.
LAMEEEEE going for goes to sleep so boring ideas
emotions are important because unless you robot will always have them

better 2 learn how to act with emotions than to try disregard them

>>10471064
yes, everyone girl until proven different
so far Ratsu & Standstill are girls

[Anonymous No.10471362]

Is AMD going up or down this monday?
How come this stock is affected by pre-market trading?

[Anonymous No.10471367]

oh holy shit im pulling my money out of charles schwab

those fucking retards exercised an ITM put option on me and then tried to give me a securities due bullshit

wat do /biz/?

[Anonymous No.10471385]

buy qualcomm
buy amd
intel is finished

[Anonymous No.10471410]

>>10471320
>emotions are important because unless you robot will always have them
trading emotionally and ignoring the 10-Q's and 10-K of a company is how you buy high sell low
holy fuck reluctant just sell indicators on tradingview and work on your programming, you have some talent but it feels like you've learned the wrong lessons from everything you do

>>10471367
did you sell puts? or did you buy a put and they auto exercised it?

[Anonymous No.10471420]

>>10471367
oh im so fucking pissed
these fucking imbeciles didnt fill my fucking order and now want fucking 8 grand from me

FUCK THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>10471410
the fucking latter
fucking retards

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10471431]

>>10471320
>ratsu & standstill are girls

[Anonymous No.10471443]

>>10471410
its like, of fucking course i didnt want it exercised. i trade a fucking cash account and i didnt have the fucking shares. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT IT EXERCISED?

FUCKING NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.10471468]

>>10471420
there's gotta be some way to combat that; call them and explain situation, if you're in the money you should be fine in all respects
I don't know your situation as well as you will, if you have an option that they're trying to exercise when you don't have the securities, how the fuck does that even pan out?
looking this up

[Anonymous No.10471483]

>>10471468
you have to buy the securities, that's how options work

it's why you don't write uncovered calls for example, because your risk is unlimited if the stock price goes up.

[Anonymous No.10471503]

>>10471468
its only ITM by like 7 cents, so w any luck, theyll just market sell them and market buy them back and ill have to cover the difference. but STILL
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THIS WAS SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO?

>>10471483
im not short the contract. i have the RIGHT to exercise (which i DID NOT). i dont have any fucking obligation to do that. if i was short, youd be right, but im NOT. and theyve never auto-exercised me on anything before. fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.10471547]

>>10471483
I've always wondered but never got a real good answer for it, but if you buy a call or a put, and then you trade that away; you don't inherit the obligation of assignment do you?
and in his case; if a put option is in the money, then exercised for you by a broker when you don't have the shares or the cash to buy then sell the shares, how does this proceed?

[Anonymous No.10471548]

>>10471503
oh I get it now
I didn't understand at first because I've never heard of an option auto-exercising before like that

I don't know what to say, that's super fucked

[Anonymous No.10471596]

>>10471547
>>10471548
apparently it proceeds w them shorting 100 of the stock on my cash account thats worth less than the fucking balance due. absolute niggers.

ive even told them to cancel ALL exercising unless i call them and tell them specifically to do it. i tried to off it on friday, but it was OTM in the middle/end of the day, and there were no bids because it was worth nothing w like an hour to expiry. then the market crashed and it went back ITM w out me noticing till now

but then they went and fucking exercised it anyways.

[Anonymous No.10471609]

>>10471362
Hard to say what AMD will do short-term, but with intel's delays, the uptrend is intact. I still see AMD hitting $25 before end of year.

[Anonymous No.10471636]

>>10471547
i guess, on the bright side, im up 7 bucks on my brand new short position that my account isnt even allowed to have

[Anonymous No.10471670]

>>10471636
on the bad side, i cant close the fucking position without liquidating literally everything i currently have and depositing a hefty sum (which i DO NOT HAVE). and all because these niggers decided i was trying to do some elaborate sneaky way to short in a cash account

[Anonymous No.10471771]

>>10471670
they're a fucking bank; how the fuck can't they just front the cash and clear it
at least it's looking like a red monday; maybe it's a blessing in disguise

who the fuck even knows anymore

[Anonymous No.10471802]

>>10471771
yea itll probably be fine
it just is not good for my heart to get on my brokerage account on a sunday and see that my account is somehow in the hole due to such retardation.

if they want, they can have the fucking position, its definitely going to make them money. junk bonds are headed to the center of the earth in the most literal sense.

i just hope i dont get bitch slapped w another SEC violation for THEM fucking up

[Anonymous No.10471821]

As a beginner noob what are my options with small disposable income to generate steady modest profits I can slowly build capital with?

Can't afford to buy something with 100-200 bucks and wait a year in hopes it does well and still leaves me with relative peanuts.

[Anonymous No.10471898]

if your brokerage doesn't allow you to settle cash for exercised options, get a new brokerage.

also

>having any options ITM

[Anonymous No.10471948]

>>10471898
>get a new brokerage.
i get closer and closer each day
>doesn't allow you to settle cash for exercised options
how do you mean by this?

>having any options ITM
hey like i said, there were no bids on it at the end of the day. nothing i could do. the order wouldnt fill. since i was long the contract i figured it would just expire, but then the crash happened, and it swung back ITM in the last few minutes when i didnt notice

either way, it would make sense if they just market buy on the bell or whenever FOR me (as i never wanted the fucking position in the first place). fuck they can even keep the fucking profit idc

[Anonymous No.10472071]

>>10471948
well im just gonna bitch em out real hard i guess on monday morning

last time i did that they gave me 100 commission free trades lol i can be very fucking persuasive

[Anonymous No.10472085]

>>10471821
I'm at $800 right now, lost 600 two days ago just got them back on a good short.

The best way to fund your investing income is to go for volatile assets with low fees.

So trade ETF, Tech stocks (AMD for intance) or Forex if you like gamble.


I'm not an investor at all, just have traded for the past days starting with a 100$ equity, everybody I asked tells me the same, small need to trade to fund their pocket.

[Anonymous No.10472095]

>>10472085
lol please dont tell newbies to play forex
you might as well go mug the kid

[Anonymous No.10472142]

What are this week's meme stocks to buy?

[Anonymous No.10472149]

>>10472095
I never did Forex, but it's pure gambling, so what's the difference? you win or lose, beginner or not.

[Anonymous No.10472170]

>>10472085
>>10472095
Thanks. Where can I read or learn about the basics of ETF/stocks? Is Khan university useful or is it more a micro babbys first economics class?

[Anonymous No.10472216]

>>10472170
https://www.babypips.com
Just go through the whole courses on this page.
Also, if you need to learn about certain terms in depth go to https://www.investopedia.com
Get your fundamentals first, then we can talk strategies. Avoid forex though. It's like pissing in the wind.

[Anonymous No.10472218]

>>10472149
the difference is that its MUCH MUCH harder to do forex than it is to gamble. at least if he was gambling, hed have a chance. w forex, hell likely just get eaten alive. forex is absolutely brutal. unless youre using no leverage, in which case, wtf is the point?

>>10472170
the khan links in the OP are good for absolute beginners
i recommend reading books tho. if you dont know how to economics, start there imo. then learn how securities work. then learn how trading, exchanges and liquidity work. then learn the mechanics of actually trading yourself/indicators etc

heres moar books
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj
and pic related is a ded board we got on h8 so that we can store pdfs

just go to the pdf thread and click the paperclip and youll be able to download whatever

all else fails, check libgen.io

[Anonymous No.10472235]

>>10465415
>>10464820

>finally found ahegao wife again
every time I go on /biz/, my life gets a little bit better

[Anonymous No.10472246]

>>10472216
>avoid forex though
will do, thanks

>>10472218
>>10472216
Thanks, this is really helpful.
I was planning on learning and reading for a few months while I set aside some capital I'm confident enough to lose.

[Anonymous No.10472262]

>>10472246
Good call. If you want to enjoy some memes, check out this place during normal trading hours.

[Anonymous No.10472305]

>>10472246
good idea
though putting 1-2 hundred bucks in a RH account and getting experience with losing/winning real money is the important part. you need to learn how to manage your emotions beyond anything else to become a good trader. just start very small and read as much as possible. lurking here and asking questions is helpful too, but try and learn it on your own first. it sticks better that way and then we all wont berate you for asking retarded questions

[Anonymous No.10472336]

Classic /biz not knowing how to make money. TSLA is the next AMAZON. 28% of float in Tesla is shorting and will cause a short squeeze like the world has never seen. Biz would rather get killed trading HMNY, stay classy biz.

[Anonymous No.10472355]

>>10466859
Today is my first time browsing this general, let's see if you'll remember me after a while

[Anonymous No.10472373]

>>10471948
go to your account settings and see if they offer anything like it. my brokerage only does cash settlements.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10472376]

>>10471410
no one super impressed with me indicators yet
besides all lessons me learn are perfect!

right now biggest issue with trading am preformance
actually being there when buy / sell points hit
am often distracted or MIA when the time comes
once fix that will be very profitable!

>>10472095
forex not that bad if you use low legerage
me end game am forex

the problem am having with forex are black swan events
can get 50+ pips a daily but will all get wiped out by giant candle

me need better risk management techniques

[Anonymous No.10472401]

>>10472376
what fucking language are you trying to speak?

[Anonymous No.10472427]

Anyone got er cheatsheet for next week?

[Anonymous No.10472431]

>>10472355
Well with that kind of Gumption I just might!

[Anonymous No.10472437]

>>10472376
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10472450]

>>10472373
everytime ive had an option past expiry, even one ITM, ive gotten to keep the change its been ITM for. no problems, no securities due. just whatever was left (as i thought these expiries/assignments were handled/middle-manned by clearing companies) was deposited into my account.

idk, maybe its just a glitch.
whatever, some anon told me tastytrades has $1 commissions and free to close positions, and theyll let me take any kind of risk defined debit spread rather than schwab that blocks it behind lv2 (but DOESNT block naked long options. retarded isnt it?). so this might just be the beginning of the end of me using schwab for any options other than covered calls.

i dig the rest of the shit about them, theyre normally pretty good to me, but the slippage on options is horrendous (in addition to 4.95 per trade (both ways) theres also .65cents per contract in the position (both fucking ways)), and the pointless restrictions that are supposed to limit my risk as a retail trader, in fact expose me to much more

>>10472376
right, but you know enough to not START on forex lol

>>10472401
newfaggot
i understand rkgs grug-speak fluently

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10472454]

>>10471420
serves you right for not knowing how options works you faggot.

[Anonymous No.10472478]

>>10472450
i am the anon who told you about tastyworks, the brokerage started by the guys who made tastytrade, who made the think or swim platform for TD ameritrade.

they let you play options in your IRA account which no one else does.

paying one buck is also hard to beat. the platform is extremely intutive and i went from years of using ToS to not even being able to use it anymore cause of how spoiled I am with tastyworks

[Anonymous No.10472484]

>>10472454
apparently you dont know how they work either or cant fucking read big5, because i was long the contract, and i made money on the position. rather than selling it, like they usually do, they exercised it. just gave me a scare is all, so i came on here to type nigger and faggot a few times and blow off some steam (surely we can agree this is good therapy)

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10472497]

>>10472142
AAV !!!!!!!!

>>10472401
me smash big nose tribe! make them flat nose tribe!

[Anonymous No.10472496]

>>10472478
well you are an effective tastyworks shill, because im about 12 hrs away from closing out here and shacking up w those guys

[Anonymous No.10472500]

>>10472376
>>10472401
that's a pretty good definer of this general
that's a beauty

>>10472427
https://stocktwits.com/discover/earnings-calendar/2018-07-30
if you feel like sifting through 200 companies and flipping coins; go right ahead my man

[Anonymous No.10472514]

>>10471431

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10472595]

>>10472484
once again i don't think you understand how option contracts work.. kys

[Anonymous No.10472639]

>>10472336
I feel like all the institution shorts are going to switch and eat the retail short lunch.

[Anonymous No.10472659]

Looking for something low risk to park $1k in for a few month swing trade....any reccs my bros?

>inb4 brk.b

[Anonymous No.10472700]

>>10472659
KHC

[Anonymous No.10472971]

>>10472969
NEW
>>10472969
NEW