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10456598 No.10456598 [Reply] [Original]

I just want a comfy office job with a renowned corporation.

>> No.10456614

>I want to sit inside and stare at a screen all day so I can make money for mr.sheckelberg

why

>> No.10456636

>>10456598
Then go get one

>> No.10456648

>>10456636
You need a degree and I'm a brainlet.

>> No.10456948

>>10456598
So go get one. They really aren't that hard to get unless brainlet. Easy path to white collar wagecuckery:

>obtain bachelor's degree in accounting.
>perform at or near the top of your class, which shouldn't be hard considering the calibre of the average accounting student.
>apply to and go to internships. Network at every opportunity and treat your internships like a trial run for getting a job there.
> Get accounting job after graduation. Work a few years and get a cushy supervisor position or auditing gig.

It's never too late either. My aunt didn't get her degree until she was almost 40 about 10 years ago. Now has a dope job as an auditor. Travels the fucking world on her company's dime and audits overseas branches of a large pharma company. Makes ~$110K, which isnt jaw dropping but gets perks like housing/living stipends on overseas assignments, company cars, and is allowed to charge anything she can semi-plausibly justify as a work expense to a company credit card.