/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10438210]

You're 5'6, 4/10 looks, balding, 70 IQ with a 4 inch cut cock and your life expectancy is 60 years. Immortality will NEVER happen and you can't escape dying when you're programmed to die. You have 10 million dollars. 1 million dollars buys one of the following:

>+2 inches height
>+1 inch cock length (with proportional girth)
>+10 IQ
>+1/10 looks
>+10 years lifespan (normal aging, but guaranteed decent QOL til you die, no major diseases happen)
>reverse circumcision (full sensation like it never happened)
>reverse balding (back to 16-yo hairline and you'll never lose another strand of hair EVER. Hair still grays like normal)

What do you look like when you're done spending?

[Anonymous No.10438234]

>>10438210
How bored are you?

[Anonymous No.10438252]

>>10438210
ill sell some of my height and use all my money to buy cock size

[Anonymous No.10438253]

5'6"
5 inch penis
8/10 looks
70 year lifespan
reverse balding
90 IQ
still circumcised

[Anonymous No.10438254]

>>10438210
>10 million dollars
>each item costs 1 million dollars
>there are only 7 items

what?

[Anonymous No.10438266]

>>10438254
i recommend the IQ boosts for your build anon

[Anonymous No.10438285]

6ft
4/10
100iq
6in dick
1 mil left for investing

[Anonymous No.10438297]

>>10438254
you can buy the same thing over again ya dum-dum. Reverse your circumcision 10 times in a row if you want.

[Anonymous No.10438299]

>>10438254
Are you autism survivor?

[Anonymous No.10438309]

>>10438266
Top drawer kek.

[Anonymous No.10438318]

>>10438210
5'8"
100 IQ
6 inch cock
7/10 looks
70 yr lifepsan

[Anonymous No.10438329]

>>10438318
So essentially me already right now.

[Anonymous No.10438341]

>>10438210
The only winning move is not to play.

[Anonymous No.10438346]

>>10438210
exactly the same since i'd put it all in link

[Anonymous No.10438394]

4'6"
15 inch penis
E/10 looks
7 year lifespan
balding
9 IQ
still circumcised

Become one of them niggers from blacked.com and make a living fucking hotties.

[Anonymous No.10438415]

>>10438210
Nah ill just use the money to buy more sex lmaooo

[Anonymous No.10438448]

>>10438266
well banter'd

[Anonymous No.10438459]

>>10438210
For a million dollars, you can probably get way more than 1/10 worth of looks if you go with plastic surgery. Doesnt affect your genes though
>tfw 10/10 but all my kids are uggos

[Anonymous No.10438484]

8/10
5'10
8 inch cock

or better yet put it all in Link

[Anonymous No.10438510]

>>10438210

9” cock so I can fuck size queens who only care about cock size.

120 IQ so I can have a decent middle class life and job but not be a miserable autist.

Maybe trade 1” of dick to live to 70 or move up to 5/10 in looks.

The rest of the shit is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.10438513]

>>10438210
This hypothetical guy is already taller, better looking, and has a bigger dick than me.

[Anonymous No.10438523]

>>10438513
you can NOT be serious

post face and dick with timestamp

[Anonymous No.10438540]

>>10438523
I'm not becoming a meme like that boomer with the guns who got doxxed.

[Anonymous No.10438564]

>>10438513
lmfao there is no way

[Anonymous No.10438572]

>>10438210
Y'all doing it wrong

Boost IQ +60 to 130
Boost lifespan +20 to 80
Boost muh dick +1 to enjoy sex and masterbation.
Keep 1 million as seed money.

Enjoy learning about the nature of the world, using knowledge doing valuable work that makes money, wear a wig, embrace being a dwarf, and jerk off to anime till 80. So basically same as I am now.

[Anonymous No.10438584]

>>10438210
10/10 in looks
stay balding because im 10/10 anyway right?
5"10 height

now with my looks I become a world famous model and generate more money that way, eventually earning millions and resolve the rest of my issues through more millions

[Anonymous No.10438639]

normal aging, but decent quality of life and no major diseases sounds nice. average life expectancy is 60. making it to almost 111 years is enough to get on the top 100 oldest men to have ever lived. the oldest is 116.

you did say good quality of life, which seems impossible because at some point normal aging gets in the way. but assuming i can make it to 110 and not get arthritis or go blind or have any diseases, which is what you imply, then maybe it wont be so bad, i wont be in any pain or suffering alzheimers. and if i make it to that age maybe they have treatments to extend lifespan even further by then.

i spend 5 million on lifespan and survive until 2088 in good health

i am about a 3/10 in looks. spending 2 million here will put me on an even playing field with normies and thats good enough that i wont have to die alone and maybe i can get laid now and again when single.

average iq is 100, 50% of the population falls under that. less then .1% of the population is 150. an iq of 120 gets you in the top 10% and an iq of 137 gets you in the 1%. i think i probably have a low iq, maybe 90. i would like to spend 3 million here so i can be smartie

and i save 1 million for crypto

[Anonymous No.10438745]

>>10438572
hello there 70iq brainlet

[Anonymous No.10438766]

>>10438210
Spending 1M to reverse circumcision.
Spend a sizeable amount arranging a great ritual to HaShem for such a great blessing.
Invest the remainder.

[Anonymous No.10438789]

>>10438210
+50 to life span

>local retard lives to age 120

yeah boi

[Anonymous No.10438824]

>>10438513
can't. stop. laughing.

I'm sorry anon

[Anonymous No.10438849]

I'd live to 110 with a 120 IQ

[Anonymous No.10438893]

>>10438849
The rest of that shit is for plebs btw. Sure, I wouldn't be the most attractive guy, but with the other options I could still live an extremely full life with above average intelligence.

[Anonymous No.10438900]

>>10438639
fuck, i did it wrong. i started as myself rather then ops hypothetical character

im already tall with a large enough dick. so i focused on lifespan, looks, and iq

[Anonymous No.10438906]

>>10438210
Gotta buy 4 inches of height, 2 inches penis length/girth, 4 looks, 10 years, reverse balding.
I'd be 5'10 with a 6" penis 8/10 looks who lives to 70. That's pretty much what I'm already dealing with, but 5'11" and 6-7/10 looks, and I'd be happy with a 70IQ dying at 70.

If we can keep money, then I'll spend one less on looks and keep $1 million.

[Anonymous No.10438941]

>>10438210
10x IQ boost

[Anonymous No.10439098]

>>10438941
>dies penniless and alone leaving nothing but stacks and stacks of mathemetical equations nobody else on earth is smart enough to understand
>claims to have cured aging and invented a warp drive if only someone would check his calculations it all makes sense
>everybody thinks he is crazy
>his books of equations are recycled into napkins and toilet paper
>his dying thought "i should have put 4 million into my tiny cock instead of iq and i could have lived happy"

[Anonymous No.10439118]

>>10439098
only low IQs care about penis size

[Anonymous No.10439310]

>be me
>6'6
>8-9/10 depending on body weight (don't look model-tier unless i'm thin)
>8.5 inch dick
>140 IQ
>NW1 thick hair

i'll probably die young but posts like this really make me realize how lucky i am

[Anonymous No.10439443]

>>10438210
170IQ
Spend the rest of my life doing science and math.

[Anonymous No.10439460]

>>10438210
i just want my hair back

[Anonymous No.10439506]

>>10439310
i forgot everyone on /biz/ is a literal genius chad with a massive dick

[Anonymous No.10439554]

>>10439506
i'm not larping. unless my iq has dropped since i last tested it which is possible

[Anonymous No.10439582]

6'6
8 inch dick

[Anonymous No.10439597]

>>10439554
so you're somehow in the top .01% in all of these categories? post a timestamped pic and eth address, i'll send you .5 if this isn't a larp. otherwise you can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.10439726]

>>10439597
>dox yourself forever on the internet to win an internet argument for a couple hundred bucks
not like i said i'm 7ft with a 10 inch cock and 10/10. cope harder faggot some people are a lot better off than you

[Anonymous No.10439798]

>>10438210
5'8"
4/10
120 IQ
5.5" cock
75 years

this is literally me right now anyway. fuck.

[Anonymous No.10439802]

>>10438459
Plastic surgery on men never works

They never not look like faggots

[Anonymous No.10439819]

>>10439726
lol okay how invested are you in bitcoin? i assume someone with 140 IQ would have taken the time to understand what he was buying before he bought it right? actual 140 IQ reporting in. Let me test your knowledge of blockchain

[Anonymous No.10439849]

Double down all in IQ and use it to speed up gene splicing technologies

[Anonymous No.10439867]

>>10439819
answer these q's for me:
1) if the hashrate of the time between a single difficulty adjustment goes up by 400x what happens?
2) write some pseudocode to check if a hash has a valid nonce
3) if the amount of space within the block cannot accommodate the nonce size, where is the extra data stored?
ill give you a simple one last:
what would likely happen if mining goes below profitability levels for a significant amount of time (3 years plus)

please no other anons answer. i want mr. 140 IQ to answer >>10439726

[Anonymous No.10439868]

>>10439726
t. larping 5'4" pajeet who has never touched a girl

[Anonymous No.10439887]

>>10439867
lol don't bother, mr 140 iq probably couldn't tell you what a blockchain even is without googling it

[Anonymous No.10439909]

>>10438210
10/10 looks

[Anonymous No.10439962]

>>10439867
What the fu k is a nonce

[Anonymous No.10439995]

HOLY CRAP PLEASE STOP POSTING THESE THREADS IN OUR CHAT THANK YOU

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

[Anonymous No.10440029]

8/10 looks
6 foot
and i still have 5 mil to live off

[Anonymous No.10440046]

>>10439995

[Anonymous No.10440055]

>>10439995

FUCK OF DISCORD

SAGED

[Anonymous No.10440089]

>>10439819
i don't own any bitcoin. i didn't get genuinely exposed to crypto until last year right in the thick of the bullrun. i was in law school when all of this shit started going down in the early 2010s and have been focusing on that. i did get a 172 on the lsat and a free ride so that was nice.

i'm more of a creative type than a math/coding/blockchain guy. very strong writer, very musical, a bit of an absentminded adhd type so i probably don't max out my raw iq to the level it could otherwise be. also being a chad is definitely at odds with being intelligent. when you're 6'6 and abnormally handsome for someone that height, being autistically smart hurts you socially. it's beta. i'm aware of this and act accordingly but the consequence of not being brainy in most of your social interactions is that you kinda lose your edge cognitively. i'm also fucking lazy and get very bored if i stay in the same field/hobby for more than a couple years.

>>10439867
this is all acquired knowledge. i don't study blockchain or computers at all. i have no clue what a nonce even is.

>>10439868
>someone is better than me so i'll sperg out because no way it's true
literally plebbit-tier

[Anonymous No.10440141]

ALL IN ON LOOKS

>14/10

[Anonymous No.10440146]

+10 dick size

That's a 14 million dollar dick right there

[Anonymous No.10440167]

I'm 8 foot 9, have a 24 inch dick, an IQ of 210 (verified by /sci/), a net worth of $50MM, and I fucked (You)r sister last night.

[Anonymous No.10440298]

>>10440089
this is 4chan lol. no shit i'm gonna assume something isn't true unless i see proof, especially something as unlikely as what you posted. also, no genius feels the need to brag about his/her iq on an anonymous image board in order to get validation from strangers.

[Anonymous No.10440333]

>>10440298
Who knows man
Some people enjoy twisting the knife

Maybe even Chad's life gets so empty sometimes he can't help but tripudiate on poor losers from the internet when the mood strikes

[Anonymous No.10440468]

>>10440089
eh desu you seem pretty genuine. no idea how you've ended up on this board if you are what you say you are though. biz is pretty deep into 4chan. its not one of the famous normie boards like /b/ or /pol/

[Anonymous No.10440512]

>>10438210
(+3) 7 inch cock, you don't need to be tall/more than 4/10 for woman to love you, you just need to make sure she doesn't have a reason to sleep with someone else
(+1) reverse circumcision - I'm from eu so no idea how to be cut, and I don't want to try
(+4) 110iq, you just need to be above average to easily make it
(+2) 20 years more why not

[Anonymous No.10440654]

>>10439726
>doxx yourself
>as if anyone here even has the skill to find his own IP let alone do anything to you after seeing a pic of you
post tits or btfo applies to all attention whoring behaviors faggot

>>10439867
>>10439819
>IQ means I have knowledge not that I have the ability to see patterns
Answer these q's for me mister 140 IQ:
1) If Grossman was helped by many to translate Don Quixote, why does she always quote Martin de Riquer?
2) Write Dubliners in the style of Kafka
3) What can 1 be used for in romanized mandarin
ill give you a simple last one:
What is most likely to happen if john Greene kills himself in 3 years

[Anonymous No.10440682]

>>10440654
>greene
green*

[Anonymous No.10440750]

>>10438210
40 years of extra life, 60 IQ points the end

[Anonymous No.10440770]

>>10440141
>tfw when you become more beautiful than any human who has ever lived to a godly degree

[Anonymous No.10440788]

>>10440333
nice projection
>hurr if someone doesn't believe my larp they must be a loser like me

[Anonymous No.10440818]

>>10438210
10/10 looks
6'2" height
> save 1m to travel the world
> impregnate the best bitches on earth
> die watching a sunset in maldivas knowing your biological purpose has been accomplished

[Anonymous No.10440870]

>>10438210
looks (+1) 5/10 looks is good enough for a man
dick (+2) 6 inch cock is good enough
iq (+3)100 iq is good enough
balding (+1) If I cant be tall or hot, then I want to at the very least have hair
life (+1) 70 is meh, but it's better than 60

keep $2 million and be comfortable in white upper-middle class

[Anonymous No.10440888]

>>10440818
Actually, forget my plan, I want this. But make me 6' and add 10 years to my life.

[Anonymous No.10441010]

>>10438210
5'6"
4 inch
120 IQ
6/10
90 years
circumcised
bald

[Anonymous No.10441459]

>>10438210
>5'6"
>4" dick
>9/10 looks
>90 IQ
>reverse balding
>70 year life expectancy
>become a qt sissy with 9/10 looks, small frame and good hairline
IQ is not a problem I'd rather be dumb and happy, small dick makes it cuter and circumcision helps too because the lack of sensation encourages anal orgasms. Also at age 40 I'll just reverse and become a comfy boomer with my savings from chaturbate and clips4sale.
Looks like I cheated your test and got my ideal life heh
>>10438285
>investing with 100iq
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.10441476]

>>10438210
>5'8
>5 inch cock
>120 iq
>6/10 looks
>reverse balding

[Anonymous No.10441481]

130 IQ
6" cock size
$2 million left to invest
Can get cosmetic surgery later after I get more gains

[Anonymous No.10441483]

>>10438210
>>10438210
5’ tall
9” dong
5/10 looks
80iq

[Anonymous No.10441508]

>>10438210
>Pump iq to 140
3 millions left to investing

[Anonymous No.10441578]

>>10441508
Why not pump it straight to 170 if you're going with that strat? You would be one of the smartest men to ever walk the earth, you wouldn't need more than a few k to start with due to compounding. With that IQ you'd constantly sniff out the next housing bubble, the next bitcoin, the next dotcom boom, etc. or you could do daytrading with consistent good gains.

[Anonymous No.10441626]

>>10438210
Spend 5 million to live to be 110
Invest remaining 5 million in high dividend stocks
Live comfy on passive income no cock no height never work

[Anonymous No.10441676]

>+2 points height
>+2 points cock length
>+3 points IQ
>reverse circumcision

I'll look like myself. And I will have 2 million dollars.

[Anonymous No.10441691]

are these the kind of things that btc hodlers discuss?

[Anonymous No.10441697]

5 million on IQ, 3 million on height, 2 million on dick size, then self improve through lifting and self education like a normal fucking human, whats the matter with you?

[Anonymous No.10441734]

>>10438210
Spend 1 million to get average height, spend 1 million for 5 inch dick, and spend 7 million on IQ, saving 1 million left over.

[Anonymous No.10441778]

>>10440788
Stop being so hurt you faggot I'm just trying to have a normal conversation with you not accuse you of anything you pathetic mess

[Anonymous No.10442075]

>>10438210
I like this. I would prepare my genetics for my children. (The real smart thing would be to invest some into the stock market, buy some commercial property, and purchase rental home in Hawaii.
>I spend six million dollars on IQ to raise my IQ to 130
4 mil left
>+1 inch on peepee
>+3 looks

With my new found IQ and average looks, I would be smart enough (hopefully) to breed with a tall girl (6'1"ft+)

[Anonymous No.10442268]

>>10438210
Fuck this is tough.
I guess I'd have to forget about height, circumcision and balding.
>2million on the cock
>5 million to get back to 120IQ
>3 million to get back to being a 7/10
What a shit set of cards

[Anonymous No.10442334]

>>10438210
reverse balding (1)
+60 IQ (6)
+2 inch cock length (2)
+1/10 looks (1)

[Anonymous No.10442342]

>>10438266
kek

[Anonymous No.10442413]

>>10438210
NOT the IQ. If you get awareness of all the other shit, you will an hero.
You’d be making your decision with the low IQ, so it would probably be on bling and bullshit to peacock to try to get pussy and respek, eventually pissing it all away but also not giving a shit.

[Anonymous No.10442428]

>>10442075
High IQ means jackshit if you don't have motivation or goals.

[Anonymous No.10442433]

>>10438210
+60 IQ. Maybe +70 IQ. Then I buy a comfy house in the boonies and spend my free time living off my savings, reading/studying, and working on pet projects.

[Anonymous No.10442444]

>>10442433
Oh I missed the bit about lifespan. I guess +70 IQ and +10 years then. Past 70 life seems to go downhill pretty fast. 2 mil should still be enough.

[Anonymous No.10442446]

>>10440654
protip: trivia has nothing to do with intelligence

[Anonymous No.10442455]

>>10438210
2 million on looks for 6/10
7 million for +70 IQ for 140 IQ total
use remaining 1 million to invest, buy cheap house, plastic surgery/hair transplant get looks upto 7-8/10

who gives a fuck about height, cock size, or circumcision that shits retarded

[Anonymous No.10442456]

>>10442446
That's not exactly true (working memory correlates with intelligence for example), but what makes you think that I thought otherwise? I like to read and learn and being smarter would let me absorb more complex material. I don't know my IQ but it's probably not that much lower than 130 (I got into GATE as a kid in California which approximately requires 130 IQ), although I'm less intelligent now than I used to be, relative to my peers, and I definitely don't want to downgrade.

[Anonymous No.10442550]

I can't work out the system where I don't want to kill myself after this radical transformation.
Unless you go the radical IQ boost road and then just rationalize the entire ordeal.

[Anonymous No.10442569]

>>10438210

[Anonymous No.10442874]

I spend all on life span, +60 aging, from 100-160 i will monetize this shit and buy drugs and fuck hookers. If i could sell some iq i will and spend more on aging, being dumb fuck is being happy

[Anonymous No.10442909]

>>10438210
all in on iq
170 iq makes you einstein level
you can cure cancer or something now

[Anonymous No.10443018]

>>10438210

Fuck you OP. This is quite a dilemma. Now I am going to be spending the rest of the work day trying to come up with the most optimal use of money. I take this seriously because this is literally me.

[Anonymous No.10443108]

>>10438210
Autism: the thread
sage

[Anonymous No.10443202]

height, non mutilated dick and lifespan

1m USD is a fortune here so I can live off rent

[Anonymous No.10443221]

>>10442909

Enjoy not having sex or if you even have won't feel anything for having mutilated benis.

[Anonymous No.10443441]

>tfw dick is 4.999999999 inches

[Anonymous No.10443626]

>>10438210
>do reverse circumcision for 1mil
>lose the rest of 9mil because you got unjewed