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10436037 No.10436037 [Reply] [Original]

>Now look, check it, it's simple, it's simple. See this? This the kingpin, a'ight? And he the man. Now, the king, he move one space any direction he damn choose, 'cause he's the king. But he ain't got no hustle. But the rest of these motherfuckers on the team, they got his back. And they run so deep, he really ain't gotta do shit.

>> No.10436065
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>You see this? This the queen. She smart, she fast. She move any way she want, as far as she want. And she is the go-get-shit-done piece.

>> No.10436077
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>>10436037
AYO HOL UP STRINGA WHERE DA FUCK IS MA WALLETS?

>> No.10436084
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>And this over here is the castle. Like the stash.

>> No.10436104

Lol good thread

>> No.10436105
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>These right here, these are the pawns. They like the soldiers. They move like this, one space forward only. Look, the pawns, man, in the game, they get capped quick. They be out the game early. See, the king stay the king, a'ight? Everything stay who he is. Except for the pawns. Now, if the pawn make it all the way down to the end, he get to be queen.

>> No.10436188
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10436188

where you at, officer?

>> No.10436198

>post yfw he starts explaining chess-coin using a chess metaphor

>> No.10436202

Toyota

>> No.10436221
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>>10436037
Remember though, a slave that has nothing to lose can kill a king.

>> No.10436232

>>10436202
1k eoy

>> No.10436269
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>>10436037

>> No.10436311
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Good thread OP please include me in the screen cap.

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>Yo, D, you want some Linkies?

Nah, go ahead, man.

>Man, whoever invented these, yo, he off the hook.

What?

>Mm. Muthafucka got the trust all the way out the damn system. 'Til he came along, niggas been trustin' banks and shit, gettin' they money all jewed. He said, " Later for the trust. Let's chainlink that data up and make some real money."

You think the man got paid?

>Who?

Man who invented these.

>Shit, he richer than a muthafucka.

Why? You think he get a percentage?

>Why not?

Nigga, please. The man who invented them things? Just some sad-ass down at the basement at McDonald's, thinkin' up some shit to make some money for the real players.

>Naw, man, that ain't right.

Fuck "right." It ain't about right, it's about money. Now you think Sergey Nazarov gonna go down in that basement and say, "Hey, Mista Juels, you the bomb. We sellin' Linkies faster than you can tear the APIs out. So I'm gonna write my clowny-ass name on this fat-ass check for you"?

>Shit.

Man, the nigga who invented them things still workin' in the basement for regular wage, thinkin' up some shit to make the nodes work better or some shit like that. Believe.

>> No.10436558

>>10436337
A+

>> No.10436592

quality thread

>> No.10436654
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10436654

Yarrp! Look, y'all little niggaz betta get work, ain't not mo'fuckin chain muh'fukin link-n-shit gonna do shit.

>> No.10436801
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Its carved in stone biz. Might as well admit it

one more time

into the heart of darkness old frens......

>> No.10436815

>>10436337
A new legend is born, congrats op

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>Hey, hey, hey. A life. A life, Linkie, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for singularitys that never come.

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>>10436337
My fucking sides will never be the same

>> No.10436908

>>10436084
What film is this?

>> No.10436918

>>10436037
more like the king has to carry his entire fucking kingdom including disease ridden peasants on his back

>> No.10436974

>>10436918
Bootlicker detected.

This thread is fantastic tho.

>> No.10437001
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I’m sayin’, every Friday night in a contract, we buying tokens, you know? I mean all them boys, we roll til late.
>ERC20 game, right?
Like every time, ICO, they'd post a few commits, play it out til the pot's deep. Snatch and run.
>What, every time?
Couldn’t help themselves.
>Let me understand. Every Friday night, you neets are throwing your meme money into these ICOs. And every time, your bankrolled coders… wait til there's cash on the contract and grab it and run away? You let them do that?
We'd spread FUD about the project, but the money gone by then.
>I gotta ask ya: If every time ICOs would grab the ETH and run away, why'd you keep funding new ones?
What?
>If ICOs always exitscammed with the money, why'd you let keep buyng in?
Got to. This crypto, man.

>> No.10437040

>>10436337
best post on biz today

>> No.10437044
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SEC COMIN'

>> No.10437061

>>10436908
the wire s1

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>>10436037

>> No.10437082

>>10437044
kek

>> No.10437093

great thread solid 9/10

>> No.10437837

>>10436654

The most terrifying asexual person ever

>> No.10437863

My favorite TV moment ever. Good thread. If you havent seen the Wire, off yourself.

>> No.10437908
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>and this right here is Mt Gox, this nigga just straight up steals your shit whenever your gains return

>> No.10438145

>>10436077
checked and underrated

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>>10436037
>>10436065
>>10436084
>>10436105

>> No.10438214

>>10436077
just got this well done

WHERE"S THE WALLETS STRING? WHERES THE WALLETS

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>>10436077

>> No.10438289

lol a+ thread anon

>> No.10438375
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>Holy shit ranjeet, the shilling thread worked! Quick, sell your bags and let’s fucking go before the whales start dumping on us!

>> No.10438406

>>10437001
underrated

>> No.10438878
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>>10436037
bump for your thread anon, good shit

>> No.10439238

>>10436104
seen it on here a few times now.....

>> No.10439247

>>10437044
haha now this is good

>> No.10439265

>>10438375
needs a monero-gold photoshop over the radiator LOL

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>>10436037
>>10436065
>>10436077
>>10436084
>>10436105

>> No.10439324

>>10437001
Bravo anon.

>> No.10439352

good fucking bred

>> No.10439404

>>10436037
god tier post

>> No.10439555
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>>10437001

>> No.10439568

>>10436037
This scene is so fucking cringe in retrospect

Fag deserved to die since day 1

>> No.10439585

>>10436337
K this is good. 9/10. Bear market brings good threads

>> No.10439616

>>10436037
*SMACKS LIPS* SO, SO YOU BE SAYIN

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>>10436337
*Prezbo hides thread*

>Non-pertinent? How do you log that non-pertinent?

No moon talk.

>Whales use fud to hide their accumulation. And when someone does post unironically, they use /biz/. And when someone does use /biz/, he's reminded they're pajeets. All of that is valuable evidence.

Of what?

>Conspiracy.

Conspiracy?

>We're building something here detective. We're building it from scratch. All the shitposts matter.