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>loses over 16 billion of net worth in one day

*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.10435968

kek

>> No.10436314

>>10435820
16 bill for him same as me losing 400$ lmao

>> No.10436335

he dumped his bags beforehand

>> No.10436383

>>10436335
this kek
he sold most of his shares

>> No.10436408

>>10436383
No not most, only some dumb fucking cunt

>> No.10436414

>>10435820
>>10435968
>>10436314
It's 130 billion now approximately

>> No.10436424

>>10436408
When are we gonna put this guy in jail already.

>> No.10436442

>>10436383
No he didn’t. Get your facts straight.

>> No.10436955

>>10435820

this is just the beginning of the end for FB, it's only boomers that use it now. FB going to be the next Myspace, they knew it would happen eventually and did everything they could to avoid it, but its inevitable

>> No.10436977

>>10435820
does he really care though? he knew the price dump was going to happen for months now

>> No.10437370

>>10435820

instead of laughing like child: buy.

>> No.10437498

>>10435820
what happened to facebook?

>> No.10437661

Still cant understand how the fuck Facebook, a photo sharing and comments site created in php, makes billions of dollars. The only ones who pay for ads are the diet pills rebill faggots and all that shit was banned years ago. Their revenue is $30 per year per user? How is that even possible

>> No.10437672

>>10437661
they sell user data you fucking retard

>> No.10437689

>>10437661
They hired a bunch of smart cunts and they create a bunch of shit others can use. It's pretty valuable.

>> No.10437755

>>10437672
What user data? The fact that I looked up some slut I knew in highschool to see how ugly they are now? How is that worth $30 annually

>> No.10437773

>>10437370
aaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.10437780

>>10435820
LOL. Zuck sold enough shares to live off of it for 20 lifetimes. Yet here we are shitposting that he lost a fraction of his total net worth.

>> No.10437790

>>10437661
They track what people click on which can be used to optimise advertising and product creation

>> No.10437884

>>10437755
hehe wow get a load of this absolute dummy

>> No.10437892

>>10436414
you're a fucking retard, never post again

>> No.10437918
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10437918

From #6 richest person in the world to #6 richest person in the world. How will he ever recover /biz/.

>> No.10437920

>>10437755
Wow. Have you not logged on to facebook in the last 5 years?

>> No.10437968

>>10437918
*#5 to #6

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>>10437755
dub dubs and you waste them on displaying your retardation.

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>> No.10438059

>>10437498
Liberal bias. People are fed up with it

>> No.10438077

>>10437884
>>10437920
>>10437974
Not worth a $600b market cap wouldn't be surprised if they faked their revenue, most of their users are fake and their entire website is worthless. Looks like the market is finally realizing how stupid it is.

>> No.10438114

he has 70 billion left. Imagine losing 16 billion and having 70 billion left.

FUCK MY LIFE.

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>>10435820
*Farts*
smell you later goy!

>> No.10438359

>>10438077
please be trolling, no one can actually be this dumb

>> No.10438440

>>10438359
t. facebook investor

>> No.10438460

>poor neets making fun of a fucking billionaire
only on /biz

>> No.10438486

>>10438440
t. has no idea how advertising or social media works and couldn't be bothered to do a 1 min google search

>> No.10438543

>>10438460
>he can't understand sarcasm and jokes
Everyone knows he's gonna do fine. He's still a billionaire and not even close to losing that status even with a hefty amount lost.

>> No.10438589

>>10436414
>the ceo owns 100% of a publicly owned company.

IDIOT

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10438685

Who else here scooping some cheap
>$FB
tomorrow?

I'm excited.

>> No.10438722

You know what's really crazy about FB dropping 20% in one night?

The fact that I purchased shares just a few months ago and I still have a 3% profit. Oh well.

>> No.10438749

>>10438331
i call this the based zuck exit scam

>> No.10439123

>>10435820
remember the 16 billion

>> No.10439242
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10439242

>mfw boomer
>mfw libshit
>mfw getting justed by Soros and Russophobia

>> No.10439271

>>10435820
Oh no, he's poor now

>> No.10439274

>>10437661
Because captialism is not about quality, it's just about having the biggest meme. Facebook is just a shitty site that went viral and has tons of traffic = tons of money. It could have been any other one.

>> No.10439288

>>10438114
The fact that this mong owns so many billions shows you how insanely undervalued Bitcoin is.

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10440021

>Implying feels anything anyway.

>> No.10440153

we must never forget the 16 billion.

>> No.10441133

>>10438331

JUST

>> No.10441183

>>10437755
>What user data
Nevermind people using it on their computers and Facebook finding out what companies you like. How many people use Facebook on their smartphones and blindly grant it permissions for everything? They know where you are, what you do, what you like, whom you talk to, what you search for. Then they sell that shit to advertisers so that they can create ads geared towards individuals like you.

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>>10437661
same reason bitconnect went up
the stock market is a ponzi scheme
the only thing you can do with stocks is sell them for a higher price

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>>10438685

>> No.10441233

>>10440153
SEVERELY underrated

>> No.10441240

>>10438059
> Social media bans propaganda targeted at conservatives, because its propaganda
> "Social media is censoring conservatives! How biased!"

Fucking lol.

>> No.10441347

>>10437498
They literally deleted my account yesterday. Im a conservative organiser and data-pagan.

>> No.10441535

>>10439288
>website with billions of users that can mine them for data which other companies use is overvalued
>INTERNET GOLD IS UNDERVALUED

>> No.10441633

>>10438685
Yeah this seems like prime buy material. What has changed for FB?? Cucks will keep logging in.

>> No.10442064

>>10440021
>human_replenishing_exogenous_carbohydrate_supply_with_burnt_slab_of_dough.webm

>> No.10442260

>>10441240
>Huffpo, Vice, Daily Beast and similar shit aren't propaganda

See how stupid this is?

>> No.10442272

>>10441347
>data-pagan
special snowflake histrionic more like

>> No.10442296

>>10442260
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/07/19/china-us-trade-war-trump-maga-hats-733617

One of many examples of a totally bullshit news story by Politico. Trump's Campaign hats are made in the US. The story is about a Chinese knock-off, conveniently brushed over.

Better ban Politico for fake news.

>> No.10442772

>>10437755
Haha wtf mate

>> No.10442787

>>10441193

>He hasn't heard of dividends

>> No.10442868

This reminds me of the time Charlie Lee sold his ltc. It has never recovered. RIP Facebook

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>> No.10443467

>>10436424
>Expecting rich people to go to jail.

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>>10435820

HOLY SHIT

ZUCC IN THE HOSPITAL FOR STRESS RELATED ILLNESS

>> No.10443711

>>10441535
>meme website same as solving 100+ year old byzantine generals problem
imagine