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/biz/ BTFO'ed

>> No.10432041

at that moment the BIZtard was a bigger faggot than Vitalik

>> No.10432045

>>10431980
About the level of discourse I would expect from a kiddy fiddler

>> No.10432065
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I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and she had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight anymore. Reportedly he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 hours a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

>> No.10432079

What did he mean? Is he implying toyota is a shit car?

>> No.10432106

>>10431980
what car does Vitalik even drive

>> No.10432108

>>10431980


AHHHHHHHHH MY LINK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


SURE GAY TOOK MY MONEY!

>> No.10432215

>>10432106
He doesn't drive, he has security drive him

>> No.10432345

>>10432079

Lets see:

Toyota
>most reliable car manufacturer
>not flashy, not hyped, just get the job done in a discrete humble fashion

Remind you of anything?

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>>10432345
>not hyped
>gets the job done
so it's definitely not chainlink hmm maybe iotex sir?

>> No.10433042

>>10431980
Guys the 2nd vit tweet is fake jesus chirst this board is easy

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>>10431980
how will they ever recover?

>> No.10433098

>>10433065
ye someone def has a green exit sign in their basement. this fud couldn't get any weaker

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>>10433098
its so hard to repilcate

>> No.10433165

>tfw vitalik can literally delete link of the face of the universe

Hahahahahaha

>> No.10433168

>>10431980
pedo skelly is such a fag, he doesn't even know the toyota prius is one of the most common vehicles being driven today and a huge factor in automotive co2 emissions reduction of the past decade

it also happens to be the butt of a thousand car jokes, so toyota is actually discussed a shitload when "talking about cars"

i bet he doesn't even drive

>> No.10433183

Buy signals !

>> No.10433188

>>10433135
this has to be trolling you can't be this retarded, see ya

>> No.10433293

>>10433168
1) it's a troll
2) chainlink is blockchain agnostic and will mostly be used with hyperledger so money skelly should have no interest in promoting it. He will stick to jungle gook scams like omg that do nothing but hemorrhage sats 24/7/365