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>Get Bachelors in Management
>lmao no jobs
>end up flipping burgers for a year
>say fuck it and quit
>Look for entry-level office jobs
>lmao no jobs

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't wanna flip burgers for minimum wage no mooooore!

>> No.10426980

>>10426953
>Bachelors in Management
what kind of retard shit is this anon? stem or stay out of uni nigger. how many times has this been said?

>> No.10426984

>>10426953
the fuck is a "bachelors in management"

>> No.10427523

>>10426984
It's like learning to be the boss, it's a good plan because you can skip all the other levels and go right to boss

>> No.10427945

>>10426953
Go work in a warehouse or a factory.

Its less shit than flipping burgers.

>> No.10427958

>>10426953
those jobs exist but be prepared to look and apply for a while

>> No.10428055
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10428055

>>10426953

Just join the army as a officer. They pretty much pay you to work out

>> No.10428079

fucking lol you destroyed your resume

>> No.10428093

>>10426953
>Get a degree in management
>expect jobs out the ass
>realize no one wants a manager with no work experience
>compain on /biz/ about being a moron

You deserved it desu.

>> No.10428132

>Bachelors in Memegement

Kek

In which country are you? If you're in Europe, you could try to complete your resume by doing a master in a good business school
I have a master in management from a top business school, absolutely no issue to find a good job (m&a analyst in a top tier investment bank)

>> No.10428240

>>10426980
Stem doesnt guarantee a job unless you're studying to become a high school teacher. Otherwise you may end up unemployed or at a low paying phd position where you also have to apply for funding all the time like the chaddiest of normalfags while you are likely an autistic stem virgin.

t. autistic physics virgin

>> No.10428352

>>10426953
You can manage my f9d truck startup. I'm calling it broke nigga food. Menu includes ramen, cut up hot dogs and ketchup, balogna sandwiches on whitembread with mayo and kraft singles. We charge a dollar for all items. We have a CSR outreach where we gave meals to the homeless once a month when our shit is going to expire

>> No.10428426

>>10426953
>get a bachelor's in CS
>all the jobs are dumbfuck codemonkey or consulting jobs with no real future prospects
I regret everything

>> No.10428438

>>10428426
>get a bachelor's in CS
>get rich because what you learn during your bachelor is enough to launch a business and make money
LMAOO

>> No.10428493

>>10428438
>launch a business
>with a cs degree
a business doing WHAT? More shitty programs of no real value?
Coding is so fucking slow. Anything of real worth takes millions and millions of lines of code, more than any single person can make. Fuck this.
If I went into maths or physics I could be pushing theories n shit like crazy. Maybe I can recover by going into data science shit

>> No.10428509

Sucks you went to school anon. Pretend like you are starting over now. As a 34 year old boomer tard I can tell you it's better to learn something new now than to wait. I learned at age 30 how to drive a truck. And here I am now wage slaving for 30+ bucks an hour and at least I can afford to get ahead now.

>> No.10428532

>>10426953
hahaha you don't need a degree to be a manager. Fast food and retail places promote from within. If you wanted to be a manager you should have skipped uni entirely.

>> No.10428540

>>10427523
>you can skip all the other levels and go right to boss
apparently not, from reading OP's thread

>> No.10428541

>>10428493
There is so much man. At first I started by making bots which would play at online contest mini game, and resold the prizes.
I saw some dude make a 100 lines of code API to use google sheet as a website backend, to allow restaurants to fill their menu on their website with google sheet.
You can launch a fucking ico if you want to be shady, it is so easy if you know how to code.
Or make a shitty dapp game with some fees that goes back to you when people play.
Or go in your local business and offer them to boost their online presence.
There is so fucking much if you can't find anything you are a lazy fat fuck, and whatever the amount of diploma you have, you will keep complaining about the lack of opportunities

>> No.10428548

>>10428493
you are truly a moron. CS is one of the only valuable degrees. I live in boston and they are currently BEGGING for data analysts/scientists around here. Most of the data analyst positions start at a minimum of 65k. Say you know SQL, R, and Python....shit is easy. I have an econ degree and I'm getting an MS in analytics. I've already gotten several job offers. Take some initiative you creep.

>> No.10428556

>>10428493
>If I went into maths or physics I could be pushing theories n shit like crazy
You clearly have no idea what they do. You most likely would not personally be "pushing theories n shit."

>> No.10428609

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2gXY4piF4

Will telling a long painful story help me get a job?

>Ah dude, I'm on hard times right now, man. My girlfriend's on these pills bro, she hurt her leg dude, and I'm keeping a roof over her senile aunt's head.

>> No.10428615

>>10428541
>>10428548
Working for Mr. Shekelstein isn't exactly my idea of success. I want to make something with real worth, like bitcoin. But bitcoin is a trillion lines of code, a single man can NEVER achieve something like that. I am truly disillusioned about the whole cs bullshit.

On the other hand in math I'd just pick one of the many branches of maths and start working on solutions. Not waste my fucking time learning ANOTHER new set of syntaxes and gimmick shits that come with every programming language.

>> No.10428641

>>10426980
>>10428240
This. TE not STEM.

>> No.10428655

>>10428615
>Working for Mr. Shekelstein isn't exactly my idea of success.
ALL THE EXAMPLES I GAVE YOU ARE OWN BIZ RETARD.
Get lost then faggot. I know your type too much. You will learn math and give up as soon as you can. Faggot if you have a bachelor in CS you should be able to work on cryptographic algorithm, you could have started working on quantum resistant cryptographic scheme like NTRU, explore the field of fully homomorphic encryption, ... there is so much to do in math-related CS. But no, you are not ready yet to do something on your own aren't you ? You still need to learn, to be supervised like a little cuck.

>> No.10428662

>majoring in Computer and Electrical Engineering
how fucked am I

>> No.10428670

>>10428655
>ALL THE EXAMPLES I GAVE YOU ARE OWN BIZ RETARD.
>working for someone through your own business means you aren't working for someone
kek

>> No.10428680

>>10428670
Good, skip the rest of my post, and stay in your disillusion anon. The world has no place for sub human like you

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>>10427523
>you can skip all the other levels and go right to boss

no

>> No.10428736

>>10427523
fucking kekd

>> No.10428809

>>10428615
You mean math research? If you do that you'll publish some obscure paper that only 5 people will read and will have no impact on the world. You're not going to come up with anything revolutionary. And it won't be on your own, you work with other people and build on work that's been done by other people in the past.

With coding, yeah you won't come up with something like bitcoin single-handedly, but you can still make contributions that have a decent impact in the real world.

If you don't want to work for a corp, work for yourself or for a DAO like Decred (https://medium.com/@NoahPierau/how-to-join-the-decred-development-team-ad2475d8d99c))