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A 5lb bag of shredded money from the US Federal Reserve for only $45. Could you reassemble all those little shredded pieces back together again?

https://www.moneyfactorystore.gov/5lbbagofshreddeduscurrency.aspx

>> No.10425848

>>10425844
Yeah I do this for a living

>> No.10425865

>>10425844
Yes post your results after completion

>> No.10425875

>>10425844
That looks like some dank weed. What's it called?

>> No.10425878

>>10425844
You'd be better off harvesting it for cocaine.

>> No.10425885

Maybe you could make a robot that reassembles it.

>> No.10425902

Why not just print your own the federal reserve doesnt have a monopoly on paper

>> No.10425916

>>10425848
Post results or GTFO

>> No.10425931

>>10425844
can I get some chink slave laborer to do this for me for like $100?

>> No.10425935

>>10425844
why do they sell this

>> No.10425946
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>>10425916
not him but I do it too.
here are my results

>> No.10425954

>>10425935
the national debt isn't going to pay itself off.

>> No.10425977

>>10425935

Because that there is a demand?

>> No.10425985

>>10425977
there's demand for prostitutes and the government doesnt allow that
what a stupid fucking response

>> No.10426033

>>10425985

There is no government ban on prostitution.

>> No.10426146

>>10425844
you could carry a baggie around and when you get shitty service leave shredded money. put it in tip jars everywhere

>> No.10426170

>”only” $45 for a bag of green confetti

Is this what Smart Momey looks like?

>> No.10426389

That's what a Bazinga looks like.

>> No.10426414

>>10425935
Because people give them money for it and it was going to a landfill anyway

>> No.10426425

>>10426170
but it used to be worth $450,000. Imagine how much you will make when it bounces back.

LITERALLY STEALING

>> No.10426482

whats the point of bying shredded bills OP

>> No.10426499

>>10425844
>Paying 45 $ to get herpes

>> No.10426547

If you're autistic.

>> No.10426571

What a stupid thread.

>> No.10426572

>Literally buying the fed's garbage....

>> No.10426587

>>10426482

I am not an economist. But perhaps taking them out of cirtculation. Monetary policy stuff?

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>>10426572

>> No.10427805

>>10425844
Only enough complete pieces to put $45 back together. Rest is non matching pieces.

>> No.10427811

>>10425844
all the serial numbers are registered as being destroyed so even if you reassembled a perfectly complete hundred dollar bill, it would red-flag the second it hit a bank.

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>>10427811
Not to mention nobody is going to accept a bunch of bills that were clearly shredded and taped back together