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REVERSE SPLIT EDITION
Real, live footage of the founder: https://youtu.be/iTQ8YtCiMoI

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Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread: >>10400713

>> No.10404350

1st for T mooning tomorrow

>> No.10404363

First for HMNY

Just bought 500 shares at the close.

>> No.10404367

>>10404350
So can i turn off the confrence call yet

>> No.10404372
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5k to 1 million
Ameritrade check
3m check
next green: V, MCD, and twitter

>> No.10404381

First for its pretty crazy that Democrats are the de facto New York Jew party but the youth of the party are subversively trying to destroy Israel now and I am not sure how aware of that Jews are.

I had a shower thought that the reason why Sasha Baron Cohen used that Krav Maga character was to both take down a Georgia Republican AND to make Israel look bad. He knows liberals hate them both, its a bonus takedown.

>> No.10404384

GRUB gonna crash

or I'm gonna lose a bunch of money, one or the other.

>> No.10404390

>>10404367
>2* shares
:^)

>> No.10404396

>>10404367
You never needed the earnings call. You knew deep down in your heart.

>> No.10404412

>>10404396
Ehhhh ur pretty much right, I was using my brokers money anyway :)

>> No.10404416

>>10404381
both political parties are coalitions of a bunch of completely different groups that don't really agree with each other on much

personally I think we're one really big economic crash away from balkanization, which would be long overdue

>> No.10404425

>>10404367
probably, earnings and guidance are already out, after hours trading doesn't really matter because we won't know which way this is really going until the big boys start trading on the opening bell

>> No.10404429

>>10404412
:)

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>>10404341
LEAKED RECORDING FROM HMNY'S LAST BOARD MEETING:
https://youtu.be/iTQ8YtCiMoI

>> No.10404442

>>10404416
The US should've been a decentralized confederation of semi-autonomous states all along IMO.

>> No.10404444

>>10404425
I hope T crashes so I can buy more

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>>10404425
So you're telling me there's a chance?

>> No.10404454

Set your .91 buys for my favorite meme tomorrow

>> No.10404467

>>10404444
It's a good thing dreams never come true.

>> No.10404492

>>10404444
Y-your quads mean nothing, T will prevail

>> No.10404496

>>10404444
I have 500 shares right now, I don't think I'll be buying any more. With the divvy at 6% or more I don't mind holding this stock for a while before I see some gains.

>>10404453
Sure, you might be able to make some money off those calls yet with some luck.

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>>10404442
It fucking WAS and then that fucking cabal of Madison and Hamilton and Washington and the rest fucked it all up and now everyone is so thoroughly indoctrinated that even our right wing things the Constitution was a good thing; Patrick Henry was right all along reeeeeeeeeeee

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>>10404467
>>10404492
>>10404496
Kek is with me

>> No.10404537

Looks like the T action isn't going to start until tomorrow.

>> No.10404541

Someone give me a quick rundown on why AMZN will miss projected earnings.

>> No.10404562

>>10404541
History, Q2 isnt a huge earning period for them they missed it last Q2 aswell, Because theres not alot going on this time of year.. theres really not much else.

>> No.10404567

>>10404519
Certain parts of the states need to remain on a federal level, such as a strong national military and the right to tax.
The articles of confederation were shit

>> No.10404568

>>10404541
The Bogs willed it

>> No.10404569

>>10404541

Jeff Bezos is owned by the CIA and Trump is currently feuding with the intelligence community.

They'll ask Bezos to cook the numbers to miss earnings so the market can tank and make Trump look bad.

>> No.10404570

>>10404562
Priced in

>> No.10404581

>>10404570
I think you said that last thread, Im assuming you mean that the earnings have already been announced ? or what are u saying.. spill the beans

>> No.10404585

>>10404581
Everything is always priced in.

>> No.10404592

>>10404569
>is owned by
wrong direction there familam

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very surprise how well my BILI stock is holding in this bloodbath. not even down a dollar.

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>>10404453
for 32 on friday?
idk m8
do you ever use these things (pic related) for your options positions? its helped me out quite a bit for assessing my risk/reward

youre at least still within 1 std deviation

my chart says you have 20% chance of B/E from closing price (so prolly more like 15% now)

>> No.10404622

>>10404581
People are expecting bad earnings because of last Q2, it won't dip this time.

>> No.10404623

>>10404567
>strong national military and the right to tax
Our neighbors are Mexicans, Canadians, and fish. We coulda stayed put and been fine; before the 20th century the only thing the stronk military was used for was to kill other Americans and annex the Philippines

Likewise fuck taxes and the bloated bureaucratic state that comes with them

>> No.10404626

>>10404341
HMNY will rise to 2 dollars in August just you watch, faggots.

>> No.10404638

>>10404626
You mean drop to $2 from the $20 it will be tomorrow.

>> No.10404653

>>10404638
Fuck, I'm going to have to buy it first thing tomorrow then.

>> No.10404654

>>10404623
>what is the British Empire, the War of 1812 and internal rebellion?

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amazon will send the SPX over 2880 screenshot this

>> No.10404680

>>10404567
Comfy, when is a good time to buy HMNY? Is the squeeze finally gonna come? It's so oversold.

>> No.10404694

>>10404654
>War of 1812
Madison fucking up again!

>internal rebellion
literally every one of them was justified, from Dan Shays to Timmy McVeigh

>> No.10404695

>>10404680
You should not be asking comfy for trading advice, throw a dart at a calendar, that will be more accurate.

>> No.10404728

>>10404695
Nah, comfy is a great fade don’t stop the free cash

>> No.10404732

>>10404680
>>10404695
Never.

>> No.10404741

>>10404638
based on what? at least post some chart or something

>> No.10404745

>>10404732
Wew, smartest thing I've ever seen you post

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Reminder to HMNY baggies, r/s and further dumping after will evaporate your monies. Sell tomorrow and flip into ALT. News coming within weeks, 3x your $$$. Screen cap me.

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>>10404745
I have my moments of genius

>> No.10404891

>>10404820
Shorts are going to have a fucking field day after the r/s, anybody that buys HMNY after the r/s should have their cock and balls chopped off.

>> No.10404895

>>10404866
>>10404732
Based.

>> No.10404901

hi yields giving up their gains for the day in AH. pretty odd. those ETFs normally dont move too much in AH. a lot of selling on the bell

also pic related is a friendly reminder that grains will be outperforming the market over the next few weeks

>>10404820
thats just malicious anon
you tell them to jump from one stock thats about to get r/s'D into nothingness, and into another one that will likely be r/s'D

>> No.10404920

>>10404891
ill buy after the r/s is over and done with and only after ive seen it drop ANOTHER +50% at LEAST

my adjusted price target is somewhere around 0.005

>> No.10404938
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>>10404901
forgot pic

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>>10404732
HMNY will go $100 after stock split because they severely underestimated how many people would hodl through split

>> No.10404961

>>10404939
you do realize that the price jump that happens during a r/s is just the stock going nowhere. any money that is in HMNY before the r/s and held will be rendered completely useless

>> No.10404963

Who here /wheat/?

>> No.10404973

>>10404939
Cripple waifu, do you have slight bias because you're holding?

>> No.10405005

>>10404973
No it's just the crippling opiate withdrawals clouding her mind.

>> No.10405009

>>10404963
correct
grains will outperform the S&P in the next week

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>>10405005
Probably.
I also have a message for all new fags on /smg/, dont fucking trust the trip fags. Just because we have a name doesn't mean we're good
I used to be dedicated to constructing /comfy/ portfolios, then I went on an extreme gambling rampage and sucked Big 5s dick and bought everything he said (lol LCI, BGFV and ALT)
Don't trust the tripfags and don't be /r/wsb. I lost 50% before realizing how retarded I am
This is the end of rant, BUT DON'T TRUST TRIPFAGS

>> No.10405095

>>10404363
Theyre doing a 250:1 reverse split. Enjoy your 2 shares kek

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HMNY is doing to do a RSS and will end -25%+

CRSP is going to get wrecked -25%+ when the FDA rejects their IND

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gold continuing on its way towards the OTC market

reminder gold is getting delisted EoY
cap this

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>>10404961
how is money rendered useless ?_?

>>10404973
yes ;_;

>> No.10405168

>>10405083
Damn, comfy has become redpilled af

>> No.10405185

>>10404444
Me too, senpai.

>> No.10405187

anyone out there holding SPY puts right now?

>> No.10405205

>>10405187
no but 35% of my portfolio is in TVIX

>> No.10405214

>>10405152
RKG you're still holding HMNY? I knew you had some like a month ago but jesus. Also I enjoy your /co/ posting a lot more than cropped gurochan stuff, keep it up.

>> No.10405344

>>10405205
>TVIX
why tho

>> No.10405383

>>10405214
RKG is still bag holding HMNY because she is a low IQ QT.

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>>10405383
>low IQ QT

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>>10405214
kek yes
desu am holding HMNY for punishing self, could have easily sold at 5% loss but wanted make sure me really FEEEL this mistake so never forget

also wanted see what like holding stock that reverse split

and WTF that /co/ has a woman having heard ripped out then head evaporate by headless woman, it basically gurochan

>> No.10405445

>>10405383
kek stupid traders are the best traders!

>>10405401
that line what me want on gravestone

>"This slaughter is her doing. Almost /ALL/ the people in the world."

>> No.10405449

Since it's AH lets just get this out of the way. RKG is a trap obviously, a lot of NEETs here have an odd crush on her, so are traps gay?

>> No.10405476

>>10405449
RKG is a woman
And traps are gay

>> No.10405499

>>10405476
That makes you both delusional and gay comfy. At least we figured that out. If kneepad was just a straight up man or woman, she wouldn't dodge the question for months and months. It would be a simple quick answer and be forgotten about.

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Zuck made like mega trillions and will bail out any sign of red tommrow

>> No.10405578
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>>10405449
look @ this pretty 3D chart of SPY me made

O.O;

>> No.10405587

>>10405578
Kneepad are you a man, woman, or trap?

>> No.10405597

>>10405578
ATH soon

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>>10405587

>> No.10405607

>>10405578
Nice chart btw

>> No.10405645

>>10405587
its le womyn
she said and quote: Gonna go home and drink gin and tonic

>> No.10405665

>>10405587
Their voice. Judge for yourself.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xjqib6fkfi

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Even if I didn't make a dollar I'm still going to dab and eat oysters.

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>>10405665

>> No.10405775
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>>10405741

>> No.10405821

>>10405597
ty! its colored and charted with fractal resonance!

there a type of doplar effect with this, if the lines look like they moving towards you, its a downtrend, if they moving away from you its uptrend

the lines starting to move away for us so there uptrend confirmed

>>10405645
>.> wouldnt that make you a woman too?

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>>10405821
No, I use Ginger ale

>> No.10405936

>>10405851

this goes very well with rye.

>> No.10405961

>>10405344
we in for a spike, and it's easier than rolling vix calls by hand

>> No.10406010

>>10404541

THE CHART

DO PEOPLE WHO TRADE WITH REAL MONEY NOT LOOK AT CHARTS? YOU ARE LITERALLY GAMBLING OTHERWISE

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How was everyones day today?

I worked all day, so no fun day trading this fine Tuesday

>Earnings week ride truely begins tomorrow, with my 1 share of AMZN coming up later this week

Thankfully my state recently got approved for crypto, and crypto is doing well ever since

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Pretty much same story as usual this summer. Flaccid, limp, occasional twitches that I am trading, waiting for the cascade of biopharam DINs on rough schedule for Q4 2018 and Q1 2019. I'm bearish on all ordinary growers for now until such time as there is a convincing shift in price behaviour and gains actually hold for once. Except for big IPOs with formerly private outfits going public (Acreage Holdings in particular). Speaking of which, Tilray finally hit the expected correction today.

TBP is due for another short rising wave up to low 0.70's. I hope to flip most of my warrants for a profit target of 20%-30% on that.

Possible swing entries or day trades I'm looking at tomorrow: RTI and WEED for sure. Maybe ACB depending on how level 2 looks in the first hour (day trade only).

>> No.10406162

It's amazing how much the institutions and elites are trying to FUD the market right now. I can't believe people are buying this shit.


>>10404673
this person is correct on what's going to happen


I'm just trying to figure out what the goal is. I'm thinking it's intentionally weakening US economy perception to make the wednesday negotiations with EU easier for EU.

The FUD headlines like "California home sales go to shit" when the prices are up 10% from last year is what gets me. Of course the sales slowed when the price jumps that much.

>> No.10406180

>>10406162
>It's amazing how much the institutions and elites are trying to FUD the market right now. I can't believe people are buying this shit.

Yep. No crash coming while blue chippies keep posting expected or better than expected earnings.

>> No.10406183

>>10406010
>he thinks gambling isn't the point

>> No.10406189

I think I figured it out.

They institutions and elites desperately want Democrats to have a good midterm. Especially establishment democrats. Their biggest fear right now is a more leftist/socialist democrat party.

If republicans win, the democrat party will face a socialist coup threat. while a democrat house at least will protect the establishment interests.

So basically all the elite focus and institutional focus is on a democrat midterm with the house being taken back at least.

This is why the play is to create as much FUD over the economy as possible. They desperately want a dem win, not to be anti-Trump or anti-republican but to secure the dem establishment and keep it from swerving further left.

>> No.10406200

>>10406135
Do you not know that weed makes you impotent?

>> No.10406211

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/24/southern-california-home-sales-crash-a-warning-sign-to-the-nation.html

for example

But the media in general are probably all under the same goals right now.

I don't think they actually hate Trump besides the fact he doesn't put a good "image" on their bullshit. He isn't two faced enough with the public like they would want.

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>>10405851
@[email protected] you know you can put a tiny bit of sugar + (microplaned) ginger in the gin & tonic and it tastes just like ginger ale >_>

>>10406162
>It's amazing how much the institutions and elites are trying to FUD the market right now
ugh no way
bloomberg has been slamming everyone with golden bull for 3 weeks now, they even supporting trump tariffs.

Every day they have someone on telling you maket am stronger than ever and to buy buy buy

the only people trying 2 FUD markets are MSN because they hate Trump

>>10405665
what that not me kek wtf
am still working on me recording

>>10406010
charts are a good way to lose money if you not good at reading them
your average investor has no business looking at charts IMO

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>>10406243
hohoho sweetie
You think being golden bull is common? How many true golden bulls have you really seen?
All I see is Small Specs shorting as they always do, losing as they always do, and news fudding as they always do

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>>10404416
>personally I think we're one really big economic crash away from balkanization, which would be long overdue
>>10404442
>The US should've been a decentralized confederation of semi-autonomous states all along IMO.

Disgusting, the american(USA) market should expand, not shrink

>>10404519
>It fucking WAS and then that fucking cabal of Madison and Hamilton and Washington and the rest fucked it all up and now everyone is so thoroughly indoctrinated that even our right wing things the Constitution was a good thing; Patrick Henry was right all along reeeeeeeeeeee
the constitution is a good thing (the supreme court's interpretation of it ever since is more eh though)
>>10404567
>Certain parts of the states need to remain on a federal level, such as a strong national military and the right to tax.
>The articles of confederation were shit
This and
>>10404623
>Our neighbors are Mexicans, Canadians, and fish. We coulda stayed put and been fine; before the 20th century the only thing the stronk military was used for was to kill other Americans and annex the Philippines
youre forgetting the various banana republics we messed around with, not to mention the coup that we used to annex the Kingdom of Hawaii
thats what its best for, Teddy's been the best president we've had, since the reconstruction era anyways


usa has easymode best location, hands down, border two friendly (and weaker) states, two oceans (so we can trade across an ocean easily to anyone in the world) tons of useful land with a large population, but plenty of empty space to expand into to avoid bengaldesh-tier overpopulation for the next few centuries
combined with our unequivocally strongest navy in history, and economic might

>> No.10406298

>>10406189
Dnc's biggest fear is socialist candidates, but it's because they'll turn the party into the lefty version of the tea party and republicans will dominate the government

>> No.10406341

>>10405142
Beautiful fibb levels, any tutorials you can recommend for making that script?

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>>10406269
well... consider the standard state of DOW to be a golden bull

also consider BTC type of golden bull

all healthy markets are basically golden bulls @[email protected]

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>>10406377
Baka
Sell your coin
The DOW will go to 1 million and beyond unironically

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>>10406377
>soulless chink insect
>not a robot

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>>10406377
Tell me what parts of the market have ever confused you. You seem lost on what makes a good trade separate from a bad trade.
In fact that question goes to the entire fucking room.
How many of you have legitimate questions about how the market works or a specific market, or who's buying what and for what reasons, and I'll try to explain it in very concise; easy to read, short and simple

500 word block paragraphs

>> No.10406640

>>10405599
That's it, I'm flying down to Texas, Texas anons will let me bunk up with him so I can get to the bottom of "who is kneepad". I'll close out my RH account to pay for the expenses.

>> No.10406705

I have insider information that HMNY is going to shoot up in price tommorow. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

>> No.10406715
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>that 30 year old boomer who shorted hasbro because "kids play video games now"
*sip*
yep, stock markets an easy game

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>>10406628

>> No.10406830

>>10404384

Thanks, going long on it

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>>10406798
do you keep an intentionally low number of anime smirks?
is it because you want to be recognized?

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I just wanna give a shout out to whoever shilled me DRUS. Thanks nigga that shit is smooth sailing

>> No.10407150

>>10407061

Zoom out retard. Just put your old trip back on

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>>10407061
Reminder to laugh at this guy in pic related. laugh at him for missing out on 80% gains in one day. I posted that DRUS just announced that they were awarded a contract with the state of Kentucky, and this was his response.

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>>10406200

I would invest in pharmaceutical grade cyanide if I thought it had good potential for gains.

>> No.10407221

>>10407194
seriously man some people just don't understand. Looking into ICLD just bought some today looking to buy some more if it dips to .015 but after that ima call it quits on it.. they were just awarded some contracts and reported a profitable earnings

>> No.10407249

>>10407194
how to even buy OTC?

>> No.10407266
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I bought GE @ 13.04 how retarded am I?

>> No.10407307

>>10407266
Buffet sold IBM but kept his GE so not that dumb

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>>10406469
BTC's sell supply is going to run out / might have already run out
selling it is dummy

>>10406628
Please teach a poor stupid woman like me how to markets. They so confusing me. Me so dumb and womenincompotent. Need mans to help me and then maybe if you teach me good will reward with sex because thats all me good for. X.X

>>10406640
dont show up unless you plan to rape then murder me pls

>>10406705
pls be true

>> No.10407416

>>10406901
>fuck you 2scoops
I've never felt so loved in my life lol I unironically saved your pic
What is that like tradingview or quantopian? Very cool.

>do you keep an intentionally low number of anime smirks?
I don't. I think I've only posted this one once or twice before.
Nikkei bro posts a very specific set of anime girls in order to avatarfag, and that one was one in his rotation.
I do like posting the Wendy's girl a ton though.
>is it because you want to be recognized?
Nah, that's accomplished by the tripcode. I just think there's an appeal to being a consistently existing resource.

>> No.10407446

>>10407249
I have Schwab. I'm not sure, but if you have RH, I don't think RH lets you buy OTC yet.

>> No.10407523

>>10407216
This guy knows what's up.

>>10407249
Robinhood can't do OTC. I think Interactive Brokers can.

>>10407396
>Please teach a poor stupid woman like me how to markets. They so confusing me. Me so dumb and womenincompotent. Need mans to help me and then maybe if you teach me good will reward with sex because thats all me good for. X.X
The tone was very palpable there. Ouch <_<

>>>10406705
>pls be true
It was a comment about the r/s Kek

>>10404435
Also, how haven't I gotten any (you)s for this shit?
Was it just not as funny to anybody else or are you guys just not up for clicking a jewtube link?

>> No.10407569

>>10407216
Whoosh. But then I hear weed also blunts cognitive ability
>complains about being constantly flaccid
>"dude weed makes you impotent"

>> No.10407578

>>10404363
My Robinhood order got cancelled

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>>10407396
>not murder then rape

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>>10407396
>dont show up unless you plan to rape then murder me pls
What is your obsession with being raped and murdered? I would just fly down there, check and see if you have a penis, probably get a good steak seeing as I would be down in Texas, turn around and go home. There doesn't need to be rape or murder involved.

>> No.10407622

>>10407396
Just find a husband/bf to invest your money

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>>10407396
ur dumb lol

>> No.10407648

BTC is about to hit 10k and this forum is going to be shit for a month

>> No.10407649

>>10407591
>What is your obsession with being raped and murdered?
Probably masochism.
I think I kind of get it. RKG doesn't just want to kick the bucket; there has to be torture involved for a fun shock value.

If I ever committed suicide, I'd want to do it by hanging myself with my own intestines.

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>>10407622

>> No.10407708

>>10407649
If I was terminally ill I would immediately pick up an 8 ball and a 30 rack of Busch and play video games everyday until I died. Probably get back into Percocets too, because why not.

>> No.10407728

Who here hyped as fuck for the Chink Tower IPO ???

>> No.10407749

>>10407648
I wonder if BTC moons because the chinks are getting rekt by their commie overlords who are dumping RMB to shit

>> No.10407786

>>10407708
If I was terminally ill, I'd spend all my money on Adderall and just start doing personal projects... It'd be a race -- will I die of the terminal illness first or a heart attack?

>> No.10407831

>>10407786
I'd be afraid that doing that would make me regret not starting projects before I was ill.

>> No.10407850

>>10407648
>implying it isn't already

>> No.10407863

>>10407850
This honestly. If you are spending time in this thread you are one of three things. A terrible investor, a knowledgeable investor, or a successful investor, but not more than one or you would never come here.

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>>10407416
it's quantopian; a while back I attempted to learn python and didn't find a reason to learn so i said fuck learning
of course, quantopian took everything i knew and fucked it all up with these new libraries and functions that need to be define; some attributes that don't need to be declared as an object to be called, strange way for it to work imo
do you have a algo working for you?

>I just think there's an appeal to being a consistently existing resource.
just because I pull water from the ocean doesn't mean it's worth anything or that I can drink it

>> No.10407874

who here waiting on /ko/ earnings tomorrow?

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>>10407874
I'm still nervous about what T is going to do tomorrow.

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>>10407874
ready

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>>10407874
50 shares of KO right here, buddy.

>> No.10407990

>>10407895
You literally can't lose
If it goes up, you win
If it goes down, you win so you can buy more

>> No.10408037

which ETFs do you brehs use for your holding portion of your portfolio?

Is there anything wrong with using QQQ and SPY exclusively? Looking to expand my portfolio heavily in the coming months, probably going to go like 40% QQQ 40% SPY and 20% memecoins/active trading

>> No.10408038

>>10407990
I only bought a single call on it, don't actually own any T stock because it's too boomer for me and dividends are grandpa tier. Real traders only flip contracts not shares.

>> No.10408039

>>10407874
Bought calls on margin

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>>10408039
Jesus I didn't even know you could buy calls on margin. That's next level degeneracy anon, I applaud you.

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Today in one image

>> No.10408091

reported the thread for /pol/ OP image

:)

>> No.10408102

>>10408091
What the hell does OP's image have to do with /pol/?

>> No.10408125

>>10408102
it is an antisemetic meme

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>>10408125
top kek, I actually thought that was an iceberg. I guess that's where the term ice-berg originated from.

>> No.10408139

>>10408037
Instead of holding QQQ and SPY I would just hold one or the other they are basically directly correlated, in fact I would hold TQQQ because I am a madman, in fact I would just hold FNGU

Bullish divergence in the hang seng index, went all in on YINN

>> No.10408155

GAS ALL TRIPFAGS

>> No.10408164

>>10407831
I've got a half a dozen out there, but there's always more that I can do for them.
They're "finished" but there's more that I want to do.

>>10407867
>it's quantopian; a while back I attempted to learn python and didn't find a reason to learn so i said fuck learning
I've never had fun learning a skill just to learn a skill; I usually only learn skills as they are required for a project.
Projects are also much better on a resume than skills.
For example, learning HTML vs. turning your resume into a personal website

>of course, quantopian took everything i knew and fucked it all up with these new libraries and functions that need to be define; some attributes that don't need to be declared as an object to be called, strange way for it to work imo
Yeah, that's kind of been keeping me from going all out with quantopian is their absurd proprietary set-up with vendor lock-in
>do you have a algo working for you?
I wouldn't say "working" because I wouldn't actually trade off it but I did hit 55% accuracy on a model that predicts whether SPY will go up or down the next day.
I've been trying to make something much fancier for something like a month, but data cleaning is torture.

>>I just think there's an appeal to being a consistently existing resource.
>just because I pull water from the ocean doesn't mean it's worth anything or that I can drink it
I'm not going to be so narcissistic to pretend that I'm some kind of pro at algorithmic trading.
But, I do know some stuff about it, and that's more than at least 95% of this website has to offer.
Also, fuck, I still haven't made that infographic that I said I would something like 2 weeks ago. Were you the guy asking about the 3 part post I sent to RKG?

>> No.10408172

>>10408068
That explains why those jews at robinhood are withholding half of my gold

>> No.10408173

>>10408038
I bought 10 32 calls expiring friday. Went into it knowing it was a gamble. I've already kissed that money goodbye. I'll wait to see if the market has a change of heart by midday then I am dumping.

>> No.10408184

>>10406469
If this consolidation period extends into 2020 then we will unironically see the Dow hit 65,000 by 2025

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>>10408083
Three in a row is still a win :^)

>> No.10408191

>>10408135
>I guess that's where the term ice-berg originated from.

Spicy.

>> No.10408198

>>10408173
I expected T to move a lot more than it did based off of earnings. The fact that even though AH value dropped, based on the full day T closed green. Tomorrow might end up reaching over 32 depending on if people see this as a buying opportunity.

>> No.10408211

>>10408091
The owner of HMNY is literally Jewish.
Also,
>you have to go back

>>10408155
Hi, baggie <3

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>>10406715
comfy reminder that S OYRUS just went out of business

>> No.10408248

>>10408125
it's a commentary on the fact that large institutional investors are predatory to smaller cap companies, and that this sort of manipulation is most often ignored by these small, starter companies until it's unfortunately too late
you could argue that yes, the usage of the conniving jews nose is perhaps a derogatory image meant to harm the jewish community; but it's drawing from the predication that a like group of people; especially when driven towards a common goal (like an investment firm, focused on aquiring capital in large quantities) will inevitably tear apart smaller, weaker targets in pursuit of its goal. It's symbolic.

you could argue that; yes, the image perhaps could be something other than the jewish merchant's nose, but this was a simple, easy parallel to make, noses are triangles as was the iceberg that sunk the titanic; it simply works into the 'baseline' idea that the maker of the picture wished to convey.

The picture seeks to bring the viewer into this nuanced line of thinking; but does not simply imply that the jews are single-handedly the reason for sinking the titanic.
Rather it is the idea that an amorphous collection of people focused on profits that inevitably runs companies into the ground.
And definitely not their retarded ideas of selling movie-passes to retarded millennials. And having a shit CEO.

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Peter Brandt

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>>10408238
people still play milton bradley board games

>> No.10408272

>>10406640
If RKG has "terminal cancer" or some shit then (s)he's probably in Houston at MD Anderson.

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>>10408248
Thanks for explaining it to me.

>> No.10408282

>>10407850
Fact.
Have a (you)

>>10407648
Go check out the TRTL threads. What quality would get bumped off by smug pepe posters?

>> No.10408323

Remember to save your shekels to buy silver calls on August 31st!

>> No.10408353

>>10407523
>Robinhood can't do OTC. I think Interactive Brokers can.

Just about any broker can do OTC. Actually, the way Interactive Brokers' commissions works it's not really the best choice for trading low-price OTC stocks. IB has like $.005 / share commissions whereas a lot of other brokers like TD Ameritrade, eTrade, and Schwab have a flat rate commission. Etrade for me is $4.95 per trade so if I'm going to be buying more than 1000 shares at a time then etrade is actually cheaper per transaction than Interactive Brokers is.

I don't play the penny / sub-penny game much anymore though so I should really switch back to using Interactive Brokers and get rid of my etrade account.

>> No.10408358

>>10408038
>dividends are grandpa tier

if you have a DRIP the divs compound quarterly (or monthly if you have a month dividend).

>> No.10408367
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The once in the lifetime opportunity to buy Kraft Heinz at these valuations has been given to you ungreatful faggots yet again
This is literally unironically your last chance to buy below 60
Buffet himself owns 51% of the company

>> No.10408397

>>10408038
"Real traders" actually flip shares but in huge volumes. The bid/ask volumes on T are usually in the thousands.

>> No.10408412

>>10408367
millenails dont buy food they eat out
im going to short it

>> No.10408413
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>>10408164
>I'm not going to be so narcissistic to pretend that I'm some kind of pro at algorithmic trading.
I'm not a pro either, I just have a handful of factors that I need to test out and I've been frankensteining algos together, putting in my own variables and stitching the errors out of the mess I make
I hate having to do it like this, it feels like stealing but looking at a complete blank slate without knowing what I'm doing gets me nowhere
being a brainlet is a suffering that can only be mended through consistent effort to learn and understand limitations; if I'm right about what I'm doing I'll share my results hopefully by next thread or the thread after that one

>Were you the guy asking about the 3 part post I sent to RKG?
probably not?
there's another code-anon that probably asked about that, think he was intoing CSS

>> No.10408419

>>10408358
But what kind of returns are you talking on a modest capital?
>>10408397
That's pretty much everyone's goal on this thread one day.

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>HOGG
Now THIS is a stock!
Anyone picking up this gem?

>> No.10408473

>>10408419
4%

its a long mans game. on 100K portfolio thats an extra 4K per year plus increased share price, which if you invest in good companies, it will go up

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>>10408473
>4k per year

>> No.10408493

>>10408413
>I hate having to do it like this, it feels like stealing but looking at a complete blank slate without knowing what I'm doing gets me nowhere
Oh dude, everybody does that.
My current approach is just taking a research paper and improving upon what the writer did.
>being a brainlet is a suffering that can only be mended through consistent effort to learn and understand limitations; if I'm right about what I'm doing I'll share my results hopefully by next thread or the thread after that one
I've been at this for a pretty damn long time, dude. It always takes longer than you think; no need to feel guilty and try to rush.
>there's another code-anon that probably asked about that, think he was intoing CSS
It was probably teh_profit

>> No.10408514

>>10408434
Fuck that shitty company I hope they go bankrupt.

>> No.10408546

>>10408485
$4k per year on top of share price increases. Dividend stocks should make up a decent (25% or so) portion of your retirement portfolio IMO.

>> No.10408567

>>10408546
I agree with that, but not if you're under the age of 35

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>>10408546
if you get the top dividend growers you should be getting 4k the first year, 6k the second, and so on until it compounds and you make 100k per year for free
there is no stopping the compounding engine
1 million per year
1 billion per year

>> No.10408585

>>10408546
Also share price increases don't mean shit if you aren't cashing out.

>> No.10408612

>>10408367
do they even have organic food because boomers are dying and millennials are all about organic food. they are obsessed with only getting organic food too.

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RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DRUMPFY CHEETO MAN DID IT AGAIN

>> No.10408636

>>10408615
laughinggirls.jpg

>> No.10408640
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>>10408612
of course they do
The Kraft buisness model is "Acquire every company that is successful no matter what they are"
All the private labels especially pet food are being bought out by the big food companies
Many billions and world domination to the shareholders

>> No.10408652

>>10408615
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

>> No.10408671

>>10408412
that is true is all about the experience and shit. like going on vacations and eating out.

>> No.10408693

>>10408485
>4k per year
>cash
>for doing literally nothing

>> No.10408744

>>10408693
If I had 100k I could make more than 4k a year selling lemonade in my front yard.

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>>10408272
I will personally pay for your hotel down here if you bring me its still beating heart, so I can sacrifice it to the Bull Gods.

>> No.10408755

>>10408744
>passive income
>selling lemonade

you do you. maybe there's a reason I have a 100K dividend portfolio and you don't?

>> No.10408774

>>10408744
>have to build a lemonade stand
>have to pass food safety training and health inspections
>have to constantly buy fresh lemons and other ingredients
>have to deal with customers every day

Yeah, that sounds a lot better /s

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The amount of beta orbiting around some LARPing namefagging trap every time I open smg is fucking disgusting.

Some dude unironically talking about how he wants to fly out to wherever you ate and track you down and take you out to dinner jfc kys

>> No.10408783

>>10408751
I'm not going to Houston, I hate that place. Especially this time of year.

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>>10408751
>TFW you will never choke out a prostitute whose body is being ravaged by both leukemia and your own erect phallus, while whispering in her ear SPY 285 EOW.
Why even live?

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>>10408774
>/s

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>>10408820

>> No.10408844
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>>10408774
I could do all that in 24 hours without spending more than 4k. The revenues would sadly only be around 400 bucks a day operating. You could get a vendors license and operate at local sports events. Pay a teenager minimum wage or cut them out and get an additional 40-60 bucks a day. In fact, if anyone here is a full on NEET who has nothing else going. This is cheap to do and could easily net 2-3k a month. Obviously you could only operate at events, so that limits when you can run it. Assuming you can find 3 times a week to open the entire day minimum on average, you could bring around 4,800 in revenue per month with somewhere around 2,000 in costs. Set up 3 or 4 of these, handle supply and accounting on your own. Pay teens to operate.

Does anyone is Texas want a minimum wage job?

>> No.10408846

>>10408778
I'll have you know that whatever I do with my money is none of your business you fucking commie.

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>>10408778
>TFW you will never force feed a trap your cock before skinning her alive, eating her, and wearing her flesh as a marvelous skin suit.
Why even live?

>> No.10408906

>>10408846
If I had money I'd fly out to where she is, feed her a nice dinner, then fuck her in every hole, then stab her in the stomach and fuck the stab wound.
Then she would come live with me and be my secretary

>> No.10408922

>>10408844
There are a bunch of these Latino hot dog vendors that do this in my city whenever there's a huge event going on (baseball game, 4th of July celebration, FleetWeek, etc.) I've always wondered what their profit margins were like.

>> No.10408935

>>10408904
Skin her, but keep her alive so she can grow more skin for you to harvest! Skin farming is a great source of passive income

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>>10404963
WEAT it be!

>> No.10408953

>>10408906
She would probably be ok with that.

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>>10408778
i hate how fucking pants on head retarded RKG is with her "go-with-momentum, make a nickle every position close" strategy is
I also hate her inability to pick up on even the simplest fucking reasons on why you would or wouldn't buy a company (buying fucking GPRO)

but if there's even a one percent chance that we get a live hunt-down of RKG; then it all was worth it
we can start taking bets on whether or not they're boy, girl or boy(female); it'll be a golden fucking testament that stock market general can hang on the mantle forever

>> No.10408960

>>10408922
You lose like 60% of would be profits to licenses and event planners, but it still nets pretty decent returns, the major limitation is just finding places close that work for you.

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10408978

>>10408958
The smartest guy in the fucking room.

>> No.10408992

Anyone else get sick on the DRUS cruise today? I'm sea sick

>> No.10408994

>>10408958
reluctant portfolio is literally
GPRO
Cisco
Short SPy

makes no sense

>> No.10408995

>>10408778
this it's actually disgusting how pathetic some smg posters are

>> No.10409009
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>>10408906
>>10408935
>TFW you will never be able to tag team your IRL waifu with a buddy -- turning her hair white with jizz, forcing her to LARP as Cinderella, and achieve complete Nirvana by sucking a magnificent log out of her anus
Why. Even. Live.

>> No.10409035

>>10408995

It’s almost entirely trip/namefags

>> No.10409040
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>>10408640
oh shit you are not joking. the best I can do is put it on my watchlist. I can see them make money from career women that don't have time to cook for their kids but then again millenails are not having kids.

>> No.10409047

>>10409009
Welp, that's enough /smg/ for me tonight

>> No.10409054

>>10408958
>TFW you will never suck your dream girl's gooch while she babbles autistically on about SPY going to $0
Why even live?

>> No.10409076
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10409076

>>10409040
>millenials are not having kids

THATS THE POINT
Kraft, GIS, and SJM are aquiring petfood companies for this very reason. Buy these dividend growers while they are experiences the biggest drop in their history

>> No.10409086

WHAT THE FUCK
HMNY is doing a reverse split?
What did I miss?

>> No.10409098

>>10408995
>TFW you will never hang your trap waifu sissy slut from the ceiling by her feminine bepis, spinning her slowly over an open flame, cooking her alive, while masturbating ferociously
Why even live?

>> No.10409100

>>10408960
I'm like 99% sure they're unlicensed and without permits. I've seen cops give out warnings and cite them before.

>> No.10409110
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10409110

>>10409086
Yup.
The full 250-for-1 r/s that was approved

>> No.10409143

>>10409009
It's hard to describe, but I'll do my best. The most disturbing but erotic video I've ever seen is the following:
You know the lace up stitching on a corset? Imagine that stitched through the skin on a woman's back.
Now imagine her tied to a wooden cross, nude, facing away from the camera
Now imagine a man walking up to her, grabbing the ends of the lacing, and running the other direction, causing the lacing to erupt out of her back leaving a bloody cross stitch pattern in her back.
She stands on her toes, her legs trembling in sheer agony, she can't fall over because how she's tied.
This is my fantasy for RKG, only we spray lime juice on the open wounds

>> No.10409146

>>10406341
the fib lines is just the stock one in tradingview, but i agree. theyre purty

>> No.10409167

>>10409110

Suddenly someone in HMNY proved to be still sane. Not like it fucking matters anyway, they have watered down the stocks so much before the reverse split.
I may gamble 10 USD on them now.

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>>10409110
I should've bought a MoviePass instead.

>> No.10409177
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>>10409076
>petfood companies


that is smart too. we are going to have a generation of crazy cat ladies with 100 cats per female and something I got to see for myself before.

>> No.10409184

>>10409143
>It's hard to describe, but I'll do my best. The most disturbing but erotic video I've ever seen is the following:
>You know the lace up stitching on a corset? Imagine that stitched through the skin on a woman's back.
I've seen this.
>Now imagine her tied to a wooden cross, nude, facing away from the camera
Ok. I'm listening.
>Now imagine a man walking up to her, grabbing the ends of the lacing, and running the other direction, causing the lacing to erupt out of her back leaving a bloody cross stitch pattern in her back.
Hot.
>She stands on her toes, her legs trembling in sheer agony, she can't fall over because how she's tied.
Very hot.
>This is my fantasy for RKG, only we spray lime juice on the open wounds
Marvelous. I'm hard already.

I once saw a Japanese girl get her titties nailed to a board, and then, the guy started putting a ton of needles into her.

>> No.10409205

>>10409184
There's some nasty stuff out there desu. Pretty sure the women are victims of human trafficking, but it doesn't take away from the art

>> No.10409214

>>10409167
>Suddenly someone in HMNY proved to be still sane. Not like it fucking matters anyway, they have watered down the stocks so much before the reverse split.
That's the fucking thing! It's not the r/s that drives the price down, it's the fucking dilution!
I'm wondering if the r/s will fuck with the shorts.
I think it had a decent short % of S/O
>I may gamble 10 USD on them now.
Kek, you can't. It's 23 bucks a share now.

>> No.10409229

>>10408413
>>10408493
i cant into code really
ive just been dicking around w trading views thing as its like babby mode.

dunno if i can be any real help, but i could try desu
i have no formal training in pretty much anything i do, but i can pick stuff up bretty quick, i guess

>> No.10409244
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10409244

>>10409143
>this is how mormons think

>> No.10409246

>>10404341
Why does robinhood say that DRYS divident is 772%?

>> No.10409251

>>10409214
>Kek, you can't. It's 23 bucks a share now.
Oh fuck, right, my brain still hasn't register nor can believe that the reverse split happened.

>> No.10409254

>>10409244
I am reviled by my people, soon they will stone me as a degenerate

>> No.10409294

>>10409169
Idk, famalam. Watching this dumpster fire burn is almost as much entertainment as a movie itself.

>>10409205
A handful of people are just into that shit.
The pornstars most likely not.
It looked professionally filmed, so I think she was just doing it for cash.
My current one-itis used to self-harm. If it somehow goes anywhere, I wonder if she'd no larpo be into getting choked out.
I probably wouldn't be able to do it tho, I once dated a chick that claimed to be into rough sex, but she was way to forward about it for me to just jump in and try anything. Really wish I did tho, she turned out to be one fuck of an SJW.

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>>10409254
You were posting christ-chan and condemning degenerates like a week ago. I thought you weren't one of the guro fapping freaks.

>> No.10409326

>>10408248
>but does not simply imply that the jews are single-handedly the reason for sinking the titanic.
there actually is some truth to that apparently.
some of the major opposition to the legislation that allowed the FED to come into existence, died on that boat

http://www.metatech.org/wp/conspiracy/sinking-the-titanic-create-federal-reserve-bank/
of course it wasnt just jews that were in favor of the FED no matter what /pol/ might try to tell you. and whether it was an actual conspiracy, or a happy accident for the keynesians is obviously up for debate. but either way, the legislation passed quite quickly w 3 particularly important people out of the way

>>10408995
>>10408778
>it's actually disgusting how pathetic some smg posters are
this tho desu senpaitachi

>> No.10409333

>>10409244
Comfy is a Mormon?
Is that the same shit as a Jehovah's witness?

>>10409246
It's probably very heavily diluted from the last dividend that it issued.
I fell for the DRYS meme during my first month or two of trading and lost 5 bucks on it.
Shit's probably worse than HMNY.

>>10409251
I'm very excited to see how this shit plays out.

>> No.10409346

>>10409333
Makes sense, I have one share of DRYS and will prolly sell it.

Also what is a reverse stock split and what does it do?

>> No.10409352

>>10409310
Not comfy but
I think most of us aren't actually into any guro.
It's just interesting to watch, like regular gore.
I don't think I could actually get off to guro

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>>10409294
>Watching this dumpster fire burn is almost as much entertainment as a movie itself.
I can't argue with that actually. I look forward to the ensuing pandemonium.

>> No.10409380

>>10409333
>Is that the same shit as a Jehovah's witness?
no
witnesses are way more cult-y desu
like WAY more cult-y

mormons believe in some pretty sci-fi tier shit, but theyre not that far out imo. the only thing thats irritating about mormons is the fact that theyre always trying to sell you their religion door to door. other than that theyre decent people as far as im concerned.

i cannot say the same thing about jehovahs witnesses. ive heard some reaal fucking horror stories about them desu

>> No.10409389

>>10409346
NASDAQ doesn't like it when shares trade for less than a dollar each.
So, as opposed to a regular 1-for-2 split in which a share worth $20 would become 2 worth $10, a 2-for-1 reverse split would just do the opposite.

It should have no immediate effect on the stock price, but is very common occurrence for companies that dilute heavily to raise cash.
Look at the 5 year price for DRYS, DRYS dilutes a lot and has done many reverse splits.

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now back to what i was doing

>> No.10409403

COMCAST BEAR FUCKING WHEN
I'M BLEEDING MONEY MAN

>> No.10409424

>>10409389
So if I have 100 stocks I would now have 50 stocks?

>> No.10409436

>>10409380
>no
>witnesses are way more cult-y desu
>like WAY more cult-y
>i cannot say the same thing about jehovahs witnesses. ive heard some reaal fucking horror stories about them desu
Are they the ones that'll let their kids die instead of taking blood transfusions?
I think you just helped me put together a lot of puzzle peices

>> No.10409442

>>10409380
Yeah Mormons are just quirky and conservative, JW are crazy and mega cult
>>10409403
Why would you purchase that garbage

>> No.10409455

>>10409442
Mormons have an obsession with face and appearing perfect. Sort of like the opposite of Trump. It's very important for them to display certain things to each other and other people.

Also they hate niggers and say it a lot.

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>>10409402
>filename
>fuckyou2scoops
Thanks, this is exactly what I've been needing in my life lately. Saved. Unironically ofc.

>> No.10409480

So does this explain why i went from 167 shares of hmny to 0 when I just checked my account?

>> No.10409490

>>10409436
witnesses are all fucked up
ive met some kids that were turned homeless because of their fucking dipshit cult following parents that are sitting around waiting for fuckng aliens or whatever

mormons are just kinda like old school christians (very conservative, sans the multile wives thang), except their new jesus came from western NY lol

>>10409442
yea you guys are alright imo
i remember one time me and my buddy decided to get stoned and go to hill gomorrah and no one batted an eye. they were all very polite, and excited we were there, if a bit confused kek

>> No.10409507

>>10409455
That's why they hate Trump desu
Mormons are mostly white and latino, so it's a good set up to hate blacks (not African blacks though)

>> No.10409509

>>10409442
Puhraise KEK have you ever been in a temple
they have the coolest modern temples

>> No.10409516

>>10409455
I never say that... Infront of niggers.

>> No.10409530

>>10409490
*hill cumorah, Gomorrah was the faggot city that got burned

>> No.10409558

>>10409507
i thought they just hated trump cuz he made mitt look like a bitch

>>10409509
witnesses?
their shit is just a brick building
their religion is fucking retarded. and the shit they do to their kids is fucked up. i think them and scientology should have their tax-exempt status stripped desu, and im usually a libertarian

>>10409530
hey i said i was stoned alright

>> No.10409564

>>10409516
I've never heard people say nigger more than mormons

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>>10409558
Im talking about THIS SHIT
Its so cool
I want to use some of my billions to buy ones

>> No.10409629

>>10409402
>TFW you will never castrate your trap waifu and force her to eat her own dick
>TFW you will never tag team Andy Sixx with her and take turns sucking logs of shit out of his butthole
>TFW you will never rip out your trap waifu's liver and feed it to her
>TFW you will never be able to jerk off while wearing her flesh as a magnificent skin suit
>TFW you will never slice open her throat and fuck her windpipe while she's gurgling blood
>TFW you will never be able to chop off her limbs and rape her over and over with no chance of resistance
>TFW you will never be able to attach her to a wall with a nail gun
>TFW you will never waterboard her with your cum

>> No.10409643

>>10409564
they are definitely very racially aware

guess it kinda comes w the territory of being a minority religious/cultural group.

>> No.10409747

>>10408434
This is too dank

>> No.10409759

Is this why my robinhood account now says I have 0 shares of HMNY?

>> No.10409767

>>10409759
lol
yea probably

>> No.10409772

>>10409759
You got FARNSWORTH'D.

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>>10409424
Well, with HMNY it's a 250-for-1 r/s rather than a 2-for-1 r/s, but that's the idea.

>>10409772
>HMNY
>Truly a weapon to surpass the metal gear

>> No.10409863

>>10409815
So when can I start buying puts on HMNY? That's all that really matters here

>> No.10409871

>>10409767
So because I had less than 250 shares, I'm guessing mine were given just taken by hmny?

>> No.10409892

I'm gay

>> No.10409934

>>10409871
i dont know
i try to only trade penny memes AFTER they get done doing shit tons of dilution and r/s etc
ive never had it happen to me

>>10409892
we knew

>> No.10409937

>>10409871
they went to heaven :)

>> No.10409972

>>10409934
What happens to most penny memes post split? Moon or keep dropping?

>> No.10410003

so would it be a good idea to short sell hmny stocks rn?

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10410016

EU and USA are probably going all the way with these tariffs. Gonna be exciting wednesday

>> No.10410020

>>10409972
sometimes theyll run for a bit. the r/s changes the share structure significantly, and a huge r/s like this could leave shorts in a corner. but its gonna take some ballzy fuckers w a lot of money to make it happen

usually, the r/s is done to avoid getting delisted and/or raise money. both cses are usually not good ones for struggling pennymemes, so itll probably drop like a stone to the post r/s equivalent of a fraction of a cent

>>10410003
a 250:1 r/s like this is going to make it VERY hard to find shares to borrow desu

>> No.10410165

>>10410020
I'm excited for tomorrow, this is going to be best shit show on earth

>> No.10410207

>>10409863
No idea. I went ahead and bought a small number of shares... I sold my puts on it sometime within the last couple weeks after holding then for a month or two.
I think I read that the owner is approved for further dilution, but you may want to wait a couple days to see if the r/s fucks with the shorts.
All the options are going to get fucked with too, a completely fresh new set of strike prices... Oh shit, maybe I'll write some options off this shit tomorrow. The IV was already totally fucked before. This'll be really fun.

>>10409934
How do you know when dilution is done? I thought it'd be when the insiders take on a lot of ownership.

>>10410165
FACT.

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I don't wanna go to work tomorrow

>> No.10410284

>>10410207
>approved for more dilution
This joke just gets better and better

>> No.10410289

>>10410207
can't write or buy options on HMNY, or most penny stocks for that matter
buying a penny stock is like holding a call option that's at a 0 dollar strike price
I've tried before but it might be possible after the split, easy money if you pull it off

>> No.10410348

>>10410289
HMNY had options before the split.
SDRL lost their options, but that was a bankruptcy restructuring.
I really hope HMNY still has options.

>> No.10410371

>>10410255
Same.
My coworkers are fags.
/smg/ hedge fund when?

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>>10409892

>> No.10410421

>>10410371
>>10410255
fucking wagies. Start a business and enjoy your life.

>> No.10410431

>>10410421
Kys, trust fund baby
(How to trigger this fag in 5 seconds:)

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>>10410431
have you had enough gay sex today?

>> No.10410468

>>10410207
>How do you know when dilution is done? I thought it'd be when the insiders take on a lot of ownership.
watching insider shit is good sometimes

mostly its just reading all the financial papers though. like w DRUS i noticed that they just got done doing two r/s. i read their shit, and didnt see anything about further dilution. checked their balance sheets (which were looking just fine, considering the circumstances/company), and assumed that there would be no need for further dilution, especially not w the new contract they landed back in may. since then, theyve landed 3 or so more large contracts, and still no news about dilution. thus, i can assume (at least for now), im about as safe as i can be in a subpenny meme in terms of risk of being diluted

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>>10410348
if they had options then I didn't see them in the time that they had 'em
if you see a fucking crazy bastard writing put contracts; buy as many as you can
if I see that they're at 22.45 when tomorrow begins and they have put contracts to buy; fucking game over
I'd bet money they'll get written tomorrow and only tomorrow too; we'll see a little pump before they drop into hell and that'll be the time you buy

all things as they fucking should be

>> No.10410485

>>10410475
ill write some way OTM puts

>> No.10410488

>>10410475
im w ya on this desu
but theres no way im grabbing a put unless i can get it while IV is low

>> No.10410490

>>10410485
you'll lose

>> No.10410491

>>10410462
Speaking of homosexuality, have you been banned for posting gay porn lately?

>> No.10410496

>>10410490
someone has to

>> No.10410521

>>10410475
I'm so excited, HMNY is the ultimate meme

>> No.10410548

>>10410490
I don't think so, i bet i could get a very high premium on them too and they will either A expire worthless or B they will exercise and stock will spike soon after. with a 1/250 split float is going to be tiny as fuck. I'll write em.

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>>10410491
>Speaking of homosexuality, have you been banned for posting gay porn lately?
I reckon you have an obsession with gay porn

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10410579

HOG is gonna moon moar tomorrow

>> No.10410588

>>10410561
I prefer guro desu, you don't need to share your collection anymore!

>> No.10410599

>>10410579
>HOG is gonna moon moar tomorrow.
whats your idea of mooning? 5%?

>> No.10410607

>>10410588
have you had enough gay sex today?

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>>10410607
You sure are collecting a lot of trips now, Planes, Big 5 AND a fake comfy now!
Is it your dying gasp for attention after the thread realized you're a terrible trader? Pic related

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>>10410548

>> No.10410648

>>10410627
i think long term. I rather make 10 good trades a year then to make 500 terrible ones and 100 ok ones.

I understand that poor fags cant handle downward swings because they are living pay check to pay check. My style isn't right for everyone. As long as i am profitable i don't care about other peoples strategies, i've been selling calls on my LCI shares and OTM puts theres many ways to make money on a stock...

>> No.10410667

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.10410678

>>10410648
>BGFV
>ALT
>LCI
>ALT
>ALT
Good luck with that

>> No.10410705

>>10410678
ALT wasn't even my pick you doofus.. how many times do i have to tell you that?

BGFV i made over 27% on.. i don't consider 27% a bad trade.. do you??

I just started working my position on LCI

glad to see you left out GBR

not sure what your deal is but you never post any fucking picks.. at all..

also told all you idiots in here about DM before the spike, the only one that responded was calculated gamble... don't believe me.. ask him when you see him.

>> No.10410725

>>10410648

>downward swings

top kek.

If you were anywhere near as good of a trader as you think you are, then you would be able to spot reversals instead of 'buying high on downward swings'

Smart traders don't tie up their money in bags; Capital spent averaging down is capital that's not making money in something else

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>>10410705
Kek remember how much you sperged out when I mentioned ALT getting delisted as a joke> And how you said it was a great pick?

GBR was a good pick, even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in a while
>buys BIG 5
>waits two months to tell people to buy it
>people buy in
>you dump it
>can't understand why people are upset
Really makes one ponder

>> No.10410742

So what happens if they split and I have less than 250 shares?

>> No.10410744

cant wait for that new thread comfy

>> No.10410769

>>10410735
>>10410725
as long as my % every year beats the avg. trader i really don't give a shit what you poor fags think.

>>10410735
i found out about ALT in this thread, the only reason i would "sperged out" is because you are an idiot that was killing a perfectly good setup with the stock, you'd be suprised at how much this thread influences market especially market caps under 10mill but you don't understand that because you are still a newfag. there was catalyst coming and dilution wasn't happening at that point and you were basically bashing a locked float you fucking mongoloid

>> No.10410771

>>10410744
Fine
>>10410765
>>10410765
>>10410765

>> No.10410776

>>10410705
>glad to see you left out GBR

GBR was a coincidence. It had nothing to do with the 8k filing. There was a small spike to the upper 1.50's right after the filing, and then it traded flat for a week.

It mooned because of PED. This is settled science now.

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>>10410769
>>10410735
>>10410725
forgot pic

if you guys consider over 30% return a year bad then you must be some professional fucking traders.

>> No.10410786

>>10410769
You've never posted your charts... you're probably an autistic 19 year with no money desu
>>10410769
Look at it now, it really took off, didnt?? ALT to the moon!!

>> No.10410796

>>10410784
Look at your 3 year return LMAO, just buy QQQ to get better returns

>> No.10410817

>>10410796

kek

>> No.10410822

>>10410786
>Look at it now, it really took off, didnt?? ALT to the moon!!
you still don't understand.. what a shame. You really are retarded.

>>10410796
it takes awhile to build up an edge, post your robinhood all chart and i'll post mine

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>>10410822
>post chart
I'm a poorfag with $500 in his account down 45%, at least I know I'm terrible
>>10410822
>build up an edge
You mean get your ass saved by GBR
>>10410822
>I'm still right about ALT
kek tell that to the bad holders YOU created

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>>10410841
>GBR
i bot sum

>> No.10410877

>>10410841
i really think you might be part retarded comfy, you cant even pronounce simple words that a 5 year old can pronounce. like really you should get your brain checked. You might be able to get some disablitiy and then maybe you wont be such a poor fag.

Also never consider myself a "trader" just a short term investor. But hey.. like i said, poor fags can't do my strategy because they are poor. All 6 of my brokerage accounts are in the positive and yours is in the negative... really says alot about your short sighted personality.

>> No.10410880

>>10409871
You will receive some money in a few weeks.

Probably around $0.085 * <# of shares>

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>>10410877
Someway say they need disability? I can hook you up with the most rad shit. You can claim nervous breakdown and I can get your ass 80% of your yearly earnings indefinitely.

>> No.10410917

>>10410907
did you ever get in DM?

>> No.10410925

>>10410877
Excellent pasta, saved!

>> No.10410946

>>10410925
seriously.. are you retarded? did you pass highschool? I really am curious to know how you are able to function in society? do you still live with mom and dad? do you have a car or let alone a drivers license? i'd really like to know

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>>10410877
>heh kid, you think you had me all figured out, unlucky for you I'm anonymous pro; I can switch a trip no problem; and I'll keep shilling my bags with new pseudonyms
>I can be in any stock at any time, I'll keep scamming people and getting away with it too; cause there's nobody you can truly trust in this market...
>I'm what they'd call a 'short term investor', and you're just another score...

I called you out a while ago and you got autistic and told me to post my portfolio last time
It's kind of funny too cause I've made money with all your calls; it's just that you have such speculative reasoning and you invest in small/micro-caps that will never recover
whether you mean to or not doesn't matter; you'll damn the posters here with your calls no matter and you just get mad when you reap what you sow

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>>10410946
>seriously.. are you retarded?
not clinically, no
>did you pass highschool?
i went way passed it dummy. im in college now
>I really am curious to know how you are able to function in society?
my mom and dad take me everywhere
>do you still live with mom and dad?
see above
>do you have a car or let alone a drivers license?
never needed one fagget

>> No.10411017

>>10410917
>>10410853

>> No.10411082

>>10409402
fuckin saved

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