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/smg/ - stock market general 2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:49:33 No.10404341 [Reply] [Original]

REVERSE SPLIT EDITION
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Basic rundown on options:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread: >>10400713

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:50:12 No.10404350 1st for T mooning tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:51:14 No.10404363 First for HMNY Just bought 500 shares at the close.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:51:22 No.10404367 >>10404350 So can i turn off the confrence call yet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:51:39 No.10404372 File: 115 KB, 964x719, 1529902273781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 5k to 1 million Ameritrade check 3m check next green: V, MCD, and twitter

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:52:19 No.10404381

First for its pretty crazy that Democrats are the de facto New York Jew party but the youth of the party are subversively trying to destroy Israel now and I am not sure how aware of that Jews are.

I had a shower thought that the reason why Sasha Baron Cohen used that Krav Maga character was to both take down a Georgia Republican AND to make Israel look bad. He knows liberals hate them both, its a bonus takedown.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:52:29 No.10404384 GRUB gonna crash or I'm gonna lose a bunch of money, one or the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:53:01 No.10404390 >>10404367 >2* shares :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:53:19 No.10404396 >>10404367 You never needed the earnings call. You knew deep down in your heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:54:10 No.10404412 >>10404396 Ehhhh ur pretty much right, I was using my brokers money anyway :)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:54:21 No.10404416 >>10404381 both political parties are coalitions of a bunch of completely different groups that don't really agree with each other on much personally I think we're one really big economic crash away from balkanization, which would be long overdue

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:54:47 No.10404425 >>10404367 probably, earnings and guidance are already out, after hours trading doesn't really matter because we won't know which way this is really going until the big boys start trading on the opening bell

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:55:06 No.10404429 >>10404412 :)

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:55:32 No.10404435 File: 34 KB, 480x480, 0e54b3636b58f12bb4b934c7b37acb213acc0b24_hq(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10404341 LEAKED RECORDING FROM HMNY'S LAST BOARD MEETING: https://youtu.be/iTQ8YtCiMoI

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:55:48 No.10404442 >>10404416 The US should've been a decentralized confederation of semi-autonomous states all along IMO.

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:55:52 No.10404444 >>10404425 I hope T crashes so I can buy more

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:56:35 No.10404453 File: 2.00 MB, 242x343, 1524661013610.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10404425 So you're telling me there's a chance?

>>	Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:56:39 No.10404454 Set your .91 buys for my favorite meme tomorrow

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:57:37 No.10404467 >>10404444 It's a good thing dreams never come true.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:59:12 No.10404492 >>10404444 Y-your quads mean nothing, T will prevail

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 16:59:34 No.10404496

>>10404444
I have 500 shares right now, I don't think I'll be buying any more. With the divvy at 6% or more I don't mind holding this stock for a while before I see some gains.

>>10404453
Sure, you might be able to make some money off those calls yet with some luck.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:01:19 No.10404519
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>>10404442
It fucking WAS and then that fucking cabal of Madison and Hamilton and Washington and the rest fucked it all up and now everyone is so thoroughly indoctrinated that even our right wing things the Constitution was a good thing; Patrick Henry was right all along reeeeeeeeeeee

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:01:34 No.10404520 File: 22 KB, 410x410, 1492717225299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10404467 >>10404492 >>10404496 Kek is with me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:02:53 No.10404537 Looks like the T action isn't going to start until tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:03:36 No.10404541 Someone give me a quick rundown on why AMZN will miss projected earnings.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:05:20 No.10404562 >>10404541 History, Q2 isnt a huge earning period for them they missed it last Q2 aswell, Because theres not alot going on this time of year.. theres really not much else.

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:05:42 No.10404567 >>10404519 Certain parts of the states need to remain on a federal level, such as a strong national military and the right to tax. The articles of confederation were shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:05:43 No.10404568 >>10404541 The Bogs willed it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:05:48 No.10404569 >>10404541 Jeff Bezos is owned by the CIA and Trump is currently feuding with the intelligence community. They'll ask Bezos to cook the numbers to miss earnings so the market can tank and make Trump look bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:05:52 No.10404570 >>10404562 Priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:07:32 No.10404581 >>10404570 I think you said that last thread, Im assuming you mean that the earnings have already been announced ? or what are u saying.. spill the beans

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:07:57 No.10404585 >>10404581 Everything is always priced in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:08:30 No.10404592 >>10404569 >is owned by wrong direction there familam

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:08:44 No.10404597 File: 111 KB, 750x563, bili KFC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] very surprise how well my BILI stock is holding in this bloodbath. not even down a dollar.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:09:26 No.10404605 [DELETED]

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>>10404453
for 32 on friday?
idk m8
do you ever use these things (pic related) for your options positions? its helped me out quite a bit for assessing my risk/reward

youre at least still within 1 std deviation

my chart says you have 20% chance of B/E from closing price (so prolly more like 15% now)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:10:52 No.10404622 >>10404581 People are expecting bad earnings because of last Q2, it won't dip this time.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:11:00 No.10404623

>>10404567
>strong national military and the right to tax
Our neighbors are Mexicans, Canadians, and fish. We coulda stayed put and been fine; before the 20th century the only thing the stronk military was used for was to kill other Americans and annex the Philippines

Likewise fuck taxes and the bloated bureaucratic state that comes with them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:11:09 No.10404626 >>10404341 HMNY will rise to 2 dollars in August just you watch, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:11:54 No.10404638 >>10404626 You mean drop to $2 from the $20 it will be tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:12:52 No.10404653 >>10404638 Fuck, I'm going to have to buy it first thing tomorrow then.

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:13:00 No.10404654 >>10404623 >what is the British Empire, the War of 1812 and internal rebellion?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:14:39 No.10404673 File: 41 KB, 559x377, 1531015417740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] amazon will send the SPX over 2880 screenshot this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:15:40 No.10404680 >>10404567 Comfy, when is a good time to buy HMNY? Is the squeeze finally gonna come? It's so oversold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:16:36 No.10404694 >>10404654 >War of 1812 Madison fucking up again! >internal rebellion literally every one of them was justified, from Dan Shays to Timmy McVeigh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:16:48 No.10404695 >>10404680 You should not be asking comfy for trading advice, throw a dart at a calendar, that will be more accurate.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:19:25 No.10404728 >>10404695 Nah, comfy is a great fade don’t stop the free cash

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:19:44 No.10404732 >>10404680 >>10404695 Never.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:20:14 No.10404741 >>10404638 based on what? at least post some chart or something

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:20:37 No.10404745 >>10404732 Wew, smartest thing I've ever seen you post

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:26:00 No.10404820 File: 62 KB, 474x362, 1526411201140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to HMNY baggies, r/s and further dumping after will evaporate your monies. Sell tomorrow and flip into ALT. News coming within weeks, 3x your $$$. Screen cap me.

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:29:12 No.10404866 File: 78 KB, 600x771, 1493075176895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10404745 I have my moments of genius

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:31:05 No.10404891 >>10404820 Shorts are going to have a fucking field day after the r/s, anybody that buys HMNY after the r/s should have their cock and balls chopped off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:31:13 No.10404895 >>10404866 >>10404732 Based.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:31:32 No.10404901

hi yields giving up their gains for the day in AH. pretty odd. those ETFs normally dont move too much in AH. a lot of selling on the bell

also pic related is a friendly reminder that grains will be outperforming the market over the next few weeks

>>10404820
thats just malicious anon
you tell them to jump from one stock thats about to get r/s'D into nothingness, and into another one that will likely be r/s'D

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:33:08 No.10404920 >>10404891 ill buy after the r/s is over and done with and only after ive seen it drop ANOTHER +50% at LEAST my adjusted price target is somewhere around 0.005

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:34:12 No.10404938 File: 169 KB, 1418x651, grains.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10404901 forgot pic

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:34:22 No.10404939 File: 98 KB, 640x467, 1509083936239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10404732 HMNY will go $100 after stock split because they severely underestimated how many people would hodl through split

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:36:18 No.10404961 >>10404939 you do realize that the price jump that happens during a r/s is just the stock going nowhere. any money that is in HMNY before the r/s and held will be rendered completely useless

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:36:22 No.10404963 Who here /wheat/?

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:36:57 No.10404973 >>10404939 Cripple waifu, do you have slight bias because you're holding?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:40:17 No.10405005 >>10404973 No it's just the crippling opiate withdrawals clouding her mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:40:35 No.10405009 >>10404963 correct grains will outperform the S&P in the next week

Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:47:37 No.10405083
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>>10405005
Probably.
I also have a message for all new fags on /smg/, dont fucking trust the trip fags. Just because we have a name doesn't mean we're good
I used to be dedicated to constructing /comfy/ portfolios, then I went on an extreme gambling rampage and sucked Big 5s dick and bought everything he said (lol LCI, BGFV and ALT)
Don't trust the tripfags and don't be /r/wsb. I lost 50% before realizing how retarded I am
This is the end of rant, BUT DON'T TRUST TRIPFAGS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:49:08 No.10405095 >>10404363 Theyre doing a 250:1 reverse split. Enjoy your 2 shares kek

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:51:18 No.10405115 File: 289 KB, 661x716, 1517485820576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HMNY is doing to do a RSS and will end -25%+ CRSP is going to get wrecked -25%+ when the FDA rejects their IND

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:53:01 No.10405142 File: 131 KB, 1415x659, gold delisted.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gold continuing on its way towards the OTC market reminder gold is getting delisted EoY cap this

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:53:38 No.10405152 File: 583 KB, 1280x1933, 1447436867682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10404961 how is money rendered useless ?_? >>10404973 yes ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:54:44 No.10405168 >>10405083 Damn, comfy has become redpilled af

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:55:47 No.10405185 >>10404444 Me too, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:56:06 No.10405187 anyone out there holding SPY puts right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:57:28 No.10405205 >>10405187 no but 35% of my portfolio is in TVIX

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 17:57:51 No.10405214 >>10405152 RKG you're still holding HMNY? I knew you had some like a month ago but jesus. Also I enjoy your /co/ posting a lot more than cropped gurochan stuff, keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:09:38 No.10405344 >>10405205 >TVIX why tho

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:12:58 No.10405383 >>10405214 RKG is still bag holding HMNY because she is a low IQ QT.

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:14:15 No.10405392 File: 24 KB, 400x400, 1527294623491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10405383 >low IQ QT

reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:14:42 No.10405401
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>>10405214
kek yes
desu am holding HMNY for punishing self, could have easily sold at 5% loss but wanted make sure me really FEEEL this mistake so never forget

also wanted see what like holding stock that reverse split

and WTF that /co/ has a woman having heard ripped out then head evaporate by headless woman, it basically gurochan

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:18:32 No.10405445 >>10405383 kek stupid traders are the best traders! >>10405401 that line what me want on gravestone >"This slaughter is her doing. Almost /ALL/ the people in the world."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:18:40 No.10405449 Since it's AH lets just get this out of the way. RKG is a trap obviously, a lot of NEETs here have an odd crush on her, so are traps gay?

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:21:04 No.10405476 >>10405449 RKG is a woman And traps are gay

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:22:48 No.10405499 >>10405476 That makes you both delusional and gay comfy. At least we figured that out. If kneepad was just a straight up man or woman, she wouldn't dodge the question for months and months. It would be a simple quick answer and be forgotten about.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:26:58 No.10405552 File: 13 KB, 430x200, facebook-logo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zuck made like mega trillions and will bail out any sign of red tommrow

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:29:27 No.10405578 File: 501 KB, 1791x819, 3Dspy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10405449 look @ this pretty 3D chart of SPY me made O.O;

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:30:22 No.10405587 >>10405578 Kneepad are you a man, woman, or trap?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:30:51 No.10405597 >>10405578 ATH soon

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:30:56 No.10405599 File: 526 KB, 364x489, 1523365613326.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10405587

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:31:33 No.10405607 >>10405578 Nice chart btw

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:34:01 No.10405645 >>10405587 its le womyn she said and quote: Gonna go home and drink gin and tonic

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:35:56 No.10405665 >>10405587 Their voice. Judge for yourself. https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xjqib6fkfi

>>	Baggie Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:42:53 No.10405741 File: 2.69 MB, 4032x3024, 20180724_183203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even if I didn't make a dollar I'm still going to dab and eat oysters.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:45:02 No.10405763 File: 5 KB, 240x240, 20668434_1612913445448643_1892220687_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10405665

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:45:54 No.10405775 File: 748 KB, 790x667, xxx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10405741

reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:49:19 No.10405821

>>10405597
ty! its colored and charted with fractal resonance!

there a type of doplar effect with this, if the lines look like they moving towards you, its a downtrend, if they moving away from you its uptrend

the lines starting to move away for us so there uptrend confirmed

>>10405645
>.> wouldnt that make you a woman too?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:51:38 No.10405851 File: 13 KB, 400x600, ci-canada-dry-ginger-ale-aa6deb3d6bd58808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10405821 No, I use Ginger ale

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:57:03 No.10405936 >>10405851 this goes very well with rye.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 18:58:57 No.10405961 >>10405344 we in for a spike, and it's easier than rolling vix calls by hand

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:02:50 No.10406010 >>10404541 THE CHART DO PEOPLE WHO TRADE WITH REAL MONEY NOT LOOK AT CHARTS? YOU ARE LITERALLY GAMBLING OTHERWISE

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:05:56 No.10406047
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How was everyones day today?

I worked all day, so no fun day trading this fine Tuesday

>Earnings week ride truely begins tomorrow, with my 1 share of AMZN coming up later this week

Thankfully my state recently got approved for crypto, and crypto is doing well ever since

Weed Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:13:48 No.10406135
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Pretty much same story as usual this summer. Flaccid, limp, occasional twitches that I am trading, waiting for the cascade of biopharam DINs on rough schedule for Q4 2018 and Q1 2019. I'm bearish on all ordinary growers for now until such time as there is a convincing shift in price behaviour and gains actually hold for once. Except for big IPOs with formerly private outfits going public (Acreage Holdings in particular). Speaking of which, Tilray finally hit the expected correction today.

TBP is due for another short rising wave up to low 0.70's. I hope to flip most of my warrants for a profit target of 20%-30% on that.

Possible swing entries or day trades I'm looking at tomorrow: RTI and WEED for sure. Maybe ACB depending on how level 2 looks in the first hour (day trade only).

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:16:07 No.10406162

It's amazing how much the institutions and elites are trying to FUD the market right now. I can't believe people are buying this shit.

>>10404673
this person is correct on what's going to happen

I'm just trying to figure out what the goal is. I'm thinking it's intentionally weakening US economy perception to make the wednesday negotiations with EU easier for EU.

The FUD headlines like "California home sales go to shit" when the prices are up 10% from last year is what gets me. Of course the sales slowed when the price jumps that much.

>>	Weed Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:17:37 No.10406180 >>10406162 >It's amazing how much the institutions and elites are trying to FUD the market right now. I can't believe people are buying this shit. Yep. No crash coming while blue chippies keep posting expected or better than expected earnings.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:18:14 No.10406183 >>10406010 >he thinks gambling isn't the point

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:18:47 No.10406189

I think I figured it out.

They institutions and elites desperately want Democrats to have a good midterm. Especially establishment democrats. Their biggest fear right now is a more leftist/socialist democrat party.

If republicans win, the democrat party will face a socialist coup threat. while a democrat house at least will protect the establishment interests.

So basically all the elite focus and institutional focus is on a democrat midterm with the house being taken back at least.

This is why the play is to create as much FUD over the economy as possible. They desperately want a dem win, not to be anti-Trump or anti-republican but to secure the dem establishment and keep it from swerving further left.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:19:43 No.10406200 >>10406135 Do you not know that weed makes you impotent?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:20:30 No.10406211

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/24/southern-california-home-sales-crash-a-warning-sign-to-the-nation.html

for example

But the media in general are probably all under the same goals right now.

I don't think they actually hate Trump besides the fact he doesn't put a good "image" on their bullshit. He isn't two faced enough with the public like they would want.

reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:24:05 No.10406243
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>>10405851
@_@ you know you can put a tiny bit of sugar + (microplaned) ginger in the gin & tonic and it tastes just like ginger ale >_>

>>10406162
>It's amazing how much the institutions and elites are trying to FUD the market right now
ugh no way
bloomberg has been slamming everyone with golden bull for 3 weeks now, they even supporting trump tariffs.

Every day they have someone on telling you maket am stronger than ever and to buy buy buy

the only people trying 2 FUD markets are MSN because they hate Trump

>>10405665
what that not me kek wtf
am still working on me recording

>>10406010
charts are a good way to lose money if you not good at reading them
your average investor has no business looking at charts IMO

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:26:21 No.10406269
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>>10406243
hohoho sweetie
You think being golden bull is common? How many true golden bulls have you really seen?
All I see is Small Specs shorting as they always do, losing as they always do, and news fudding as they always do

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:28:24 No.10406297
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>>10404416
>personally I think we're one really big economic crash away from balkanization, which would be long overdue
>>10404442
>The US should've been a decentralized confederation of semi-autonomous states all along IMO.

Disgusting, the american(USA) market should expand, not shrink

>>10404519
>It fucking WAS and then that fucking cabal of Madison and Hamilton and Washington and the rest fucked it all up and now everyone is so thoroughly indoctrinated that even our right wing things the Constitution was a good thing; Patrick Henry was right all along reeeeeeeeeeee
the constitution is a good thing (the supreme court's interpretation of it ever since is more eh though)
>>10404567
>Certain parts of the states need to remain on a federal level, such as a strong national military and the right to tax.
>The articles of confederation were shit
This and
>>10404623
>Our neighbors are Mexicans, Canadians, and fish. We coulda stayed put and been fine; before the 20th century the only thing the stronk military was used for was to kill other Americans and annex the Philippines
youre forgetting the various banana republics we messed around with, not to mention the coup that we used to annex the Kingdom of Hawaii
thats what its best for, Teddy's been the best president we've had, since the reconstruction era anyways

usa has easymode best location, hands down, border two friendly (and weaker) states, two oceans (so we can trade across an ocean easily to anyone in the world) tons of useful land with a large population, but plenty of empty space to expand into to avoid bengaldesh-tier overpopulation for the next few centuries
combined with our unequivocally strongest navy in history, and economic might

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:28:28 No.10406298 >>10406189 Dnc's biggest fear is socialist candidates, but it's because they'll turn the party into the lefty version of the tea party and republicans will dominate the government

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:31:33 No.10406341 >>10405142 Beautiful fibb levels, any tutorials you can recommend for making that script?

reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:34:11 No.10406377
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>>10406269
well... consider the standard state of DOW to be a golden bull

also consider BTC type of golden bull

all healthy markets are basically golden bulls @_@

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:41:00 No.10406469 File: 145 KB, 619x577, honk trycle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10406377 Baka Sell your coin The DOW will go to 1 million and beyond unironically

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:43:44 No.10406515 File: 46 KB, 500x500, artworks-000230163085-9t2z20-t500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10406377 >soulless chink insect >not a robot

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:52:35 No.10406628
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>>10406377
Tell me what parts of the market have ever confused you. You seem lost on what makes a good trade separate from a bad trade.
In fact that question goes to the entire fucking room.
How many of you have legitimate questions about how the market works or a specific market, or who's buying what and for what reasons, and I'll try to explain it in very concise; easy to read, short and simple

500 word block paragraphs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:53:17 No.10406640 >>10405599 That's it, I'm flying down to Texas, Texas anons will let me bunk up with him so I can get to the bottom of "who is kneepad". I'll close out my RH account to pay for the expenses.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:57:31 No.10406705 I have insider information that HMNY is going to shoot up in price tommorow. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 19:58:23 No.10406715 File: 245 KB, 680x585, 1532188738861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that 30 year old boomer who shorted hasbro because "kids play video games now" sip yep, stock markets an easy game

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:05:23 No.10406798 File: 28 KB, 482x482, 1504323820417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10406628

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:08:11 No.10406830 >>10404384 Thanks, going long on it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:15:42 No.10406901 File: 6 KB, 246x193, no.question=no.answer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10406798 do you keep an intentionally low number of anime smirks? is it because you want to be recognized?

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:28:03 No.10407061 File: 42 KB, 472x461, 1492603026900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just wanna give a shout out to whoever shilled me DRUS. Thanks nigga that shit is smooth sailing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:34:33 No.10407150 >>10407061 Zoom out retard. Just put your old trip back on

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:37:29 No.10407194
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>>10407061
Reminder to laugh at this guy in pic related. laugh at him for missing out on 80% gains in one day. I posted that DRUS just announced that they were awarded a contract with the state of Kentucky, and this was his response.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:39:11 No.10407216 File: 152 KB, 500x516, AnimuDrink2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10406200 I would invest in pharmaceutical grade cyanide if I thought it had good potential for gains.

Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:39:43 No.10407221

>>10407194
seriously man some people just don't understand. Looking into ICLD just bought some today looking to buy some more if it dips to .015 but after that ima call it quits on it.. they were just awarded some contracts and reported a profitable earnings

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:41:53 No.10407249 >>10407194 how to even buy OTC?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:43:09 No.10407266 File: 33 KB, 500x375, 1492257861471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought GE @ 13.04 how retarded am I?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:47:18 No.10407307 >>10407266 Buffet sold IBM but kept his GE so not that dumb

reluctant kneepad girl Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:54:22 No.10407396
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>>10406469
BTC's sell supply is going to run out / might have already run out
selling it is dummy

>>10406628
Please teach a poor stupid woman like me how to markets. They so confusing me. Me so dumb and womenincompotent. Need mans to help me and then maybe if you teach me good will reward with sex because thats all me good for. X.X

>>10406640
dont show up unless you plan to rape then murder me pls

>>10406705
pls be true

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:56:24 No.10407416

>>10406901
>fuck you 2scoops
I've never felt so loved in my life lol I unironically saved your pic
What is that like tradingview or quantopian? Very cool.

>do you keep an intentionally low number of anime smirks?
I don't. I think I've only posted this one once or twice before.
Nikkei bro posts a very specific set of anime girls in order to avatarfag, and that one was one in his rotation.
I do like posting the Wendy's girl a ton though.
>is it because you want to be recognized?
Nah, that's accomplished by the tripcode. I just think there's an appeal to being a consistently existing resource.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 20:59:08 No.10407446 >>10407249 I have Schwab. I'm not sure, but if you have RH, I don't think RH lets you buy OTC yet.

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:06:58 No.10407523

>>10407216
This guy knows what's up.

>>10407249
Robinhood can't do OTC. I think Interactive Brokers can.

>>10407396
>Please teach a poor stupid woman like me how to markets. They so confusing me. Me so dumb and womenincompotent. Need mans to help me and then maybe if you teach me good will reward with sex because thats all me good for. X.X
The tone was very palpable there. Ouch <_<

>>>10406705
>pls be true
It was a comment about the r/s Kek

>>10404435
Also, how haven't I gotten any (you)s for this shit?
Was it just not as funny to anybody else or are you guys just not up for clicking a jewtube link?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:12:30 No.10407569 >>10407216 Whoosh. But then I hear weed also blunts cognitive ability >complains about being constantly flaccid >"dude weed makes you impotent"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:13:24 No.10407578 >>10404363 My Robinhood order got cancelled

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:14:14 No.10407586 File: 52 KB, 1024x631, 1531514680345m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10407396 >not murder then rape

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:14:45 No.10407591
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>>10407396
>dont show up unless you plan to rape then murder me pls
What is your obsession with being raped and murdered? I would just fly down there, check and see if you have a penis, probably get a good steak seeing as I would be down in Texas, turn around and go home. There doesn't need to be rape or murder involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:17:51 No.10407622 >>10407396 Just find a husband/bf to invest your money

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:18:13 No.10407626 File: 442 KB, 1280x1024, 1528807743591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10407396 ur dumb lol

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:20:51 No.10407648 BTC is about to hit 10k and this forum is going to be shit for a month

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:20:51 No.10407649

>>10407591
>What is your obsession with being raped and murdered?
Probably masochism.
I think I kind of get it. RKG doesn't just want to kick the bucket; there has to be torture involved for a fun shock value.

If I ever committed suicide, I'd want to do it by hanging myself with my own intestines.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:22:35 No.10407666 File: 436 KB, 595x457, triggered.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10407622

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:26:31 No.10407708 >>10407649 If I was terminally ill I would immediately pick up an 8 ball and a 30 rack of Busch and play video games everyday until I died. Probably get back into Percocets too, because why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:27:58 No.10407728 Who here hyped as fuck for the Chink Tower IPO ???

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:29:52 No.10407749 >>10407648 I wonder if BTC moons because the chinks are getting rekt by their commie overlords who are dumping RMB to shit

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:33:51 No.10407786 >>10407708 If I was terminally ill, I'd spend all my money on Adderall and just start doing personal projects... It'd be a race -- will I die of the terminal illness first or a heart attack?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:37:49 No.10407831 >>10407786 I'd be afraid that doing that would make me regret not starting projects before I was ill.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:39:22 No.10407850 >>10407648 >implying it isn't already

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:40:49 No.10407863 >>10407850 This honestly. If you are spending time in this thread you are one of three things. A terrible investor, a knowledgeable investor, or a successful investor, but not more than one or you would never come here.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:40:58 No.10407867
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>>10407416
it's quantopian; a while back I attempted to learn python and didn't find a reason to learn so i said fuck learning
of course, quantopian took everything i knew and fucked it all up with these new libraries and functions that need to be define; some attributes that don't need to be declared as an object to be called, strange way for it to work imo
do you have a algo working for you?

>I just think there's an appeal to being a consistently existing resource.
just because I pull water from the ocean doesn't mean it's worth anything or that I can drink it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:41:43 No.10407874 who here waiting on /ko/ earnings tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:43:50 No.10407895 File: 641 KB, 552x551, pa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10407874 I'm still nervous about what T is going to do tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:45:57 No.10407926 File: 22 KB, 500x281, large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10407874 ready

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:50:42 No.10407980 File: 139 KB, 1023x682, doughy_sob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10407874 50 shares of KO right here, buddy.

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:51:39 No.10407990 >>10407895 You literally can't lose If it goes up, you win If it goes down, you win so you can buy more

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:55:41 No.10408037

which ETFs do you brehs use for your holding portion of your portfolio?

Is there anything wrong with using QQQ and SPY exclusively? Looking to expand my portfolio heavily in the coming months, probably going to go like 40% QQQ 40% SPY and 20% memecoins/active trading

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:55:42 No.10408038 >>10407990 I only bought a single call on it, don't actually own any T stock because it's too boomer for me and dividends are grandpa tier. Real traders only flip contracts not shares.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:55:54 No.10408039 >>10407874 Bought calls on margin

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 21:58:50 No.10408068 File: 426 KB, 1023x715, t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408039 Jesus I didn't even know you could buy calls on margin. That's next level degeneracy anon, I applaud you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:00:12 No.10408083 File: 2.35 MB, 250x174, sad_girl_slots.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today in one image

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:00:41 No.10408091 reported the thread for /pol/ OP image :)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:02:28 No.10408102 >>10408091 What the hell does OP's image have to do with /pol/?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:04:46 No.10408125 >>10408102 it is an antisemetic meme

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:05:48 No.10408135 File: 17 KB, 480x452, l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408125 top kek, I actually thought that was an iceberg. I guess that's where the term ice-berg originated from.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:06:18 No.10408139

>>10408037
Instead of holding QQQ and SPY I would just hold one or the other they are basically directly correlated, in fact I would hold TQQQ because I am a madman, in fact I would just hold FNGU

Bullish divergence in the hang seng index, went all in on YINN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:08:27 No.10408155 GAS ALL TRIPFAGS

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:09:07 No.10408164

>>10407831
I've got a half a dozen out there, but there's always more that I can do for them.
They're "finished" but there's more that I want to do.

>>10407867
>it's quantopian; a while back I attempted to learn python and didn't find a reason to learn so i said fuck learning
I've never had fun learning a skill just to learn a skill; I usually only learn skills as they are required for a project.
Projects are also much better on a resume than skills.
For example, learning HTML vs. turning your resume into a personal website

>of course, quantopian took everything i knew and fucked it all up with these new libraries and functions that need to be define; some attributes that don't need to be declared as an object to be called, strange way for it to work imo
Yeah, that's kind of been keeping me from going all out with quantopian is their absurd proprietary set-up with vendor lock-in
>do you have a algo working for you?
I wouldn't say "working" because I wouldn't actually trade off it but I did hit 55% accuracy on a model that predicts whether SPY will go up or down the next day.
I've been trying to make something much fancier for something like a month, but data cleaning is torture.

>>I just think there's an appeal to being a consistently existing resource.
>just because I pull water from the ocean doesn't mean it's worth anything or that I can drink it
I'm not going to be so narcissistic to pretend that I'm some kind of pro at algorithmic trading.
But, I do know some stuff about it, and that's more than at least 95% of this website has to offer.
Also, fuck, I still haven't made that infographic that I said I would something like 2 weeks ago. Were you the guy asking about the 3 part post I sent to RKG?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:09:24 No.10408172 >>10408068 That explains why those jews at robinhood are withholding half of my gold

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:09:30 No.10408173 >>10408038 I bought 10 32 calls expiring friday. Went into it knowing it was a gamble. I've already kissed that money goodbye. I'll wait to see if the market has a change of heart by midday then I am dumping.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:10:23 No.10408184 >>10406469 If this consolidation period extends into 2020 then we will unironically see the Dow hit 65,000 by 2025

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:10:28 No.10408185 File: 191 KB, 1100x1000, doughy_sob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408083 Three in a row is still a win :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:11:22 No.10408191 >>10408135 >I guess that's where the term ice-berg originated from. Spicy.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:11:52 No.10408198

>>10408173
I expected T to move a lot more than it did based off of earnings. The fact that even though AH value dropped, based on the full day T closed green. Tomorrow might end up reaching over 32 depending on if people see this as a buying opportunity.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:13:09 No.10408211 >>10408091 The owner of HMNY is literally Jewish. Also, >you have to go back >>10408155 Hi, baggie <3

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:15:20 No.10408238 File: 328 KB, 807x1025, 1525662554472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10406715 comfy reminder that S OYRUS just went out of business

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:16:02 No.10408248

>>10408125
it's a commentary on the fact that large institutional investors are predatory to smaller cap companies, and that this sort of manipulation is most often ignored by these small, starter companies until it's unfortunately too late
you could argue that yes, the usage of the conniving jews nose is perhaps a derogatory image meant to harm the jewish community; but it's drawing from the predication that a like group of people; especially when driven towards a common goal (like an investment firm, focused on aquiring capital in large quantities) will inevitably tear apart smaller, weaker targets in pursuit of its goal. It's symbolic.

you could argue that; yes, the image perhaps could be something other than the jewish merchant's nose, but this was a simple, easy parallel to make, noses are triangles as was the iceberg that sunk the titanic; it simply works into the 'baseline' idea that the maker of the picture wished to convey.

The picture seeks to bring the viewer into this nuanced line of thinking; but does not simply imply that the jews are single-handedly the reason for sinking the titanic.
Rather it is the idea that an amorphous collection of people focused on profits that inevitably runs companies into the ground.
And definitely not their retarded ideas of selling movie-passes to retarded millennials. And having a shit CEO.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:16:37 No.10408258 File: 31 KB, 400x400, Peter Brandt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Peter Brandt

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:17:42 No.10408270 File: 51 KB, 680x383, 1527114922141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408238 people still play milton bradley board games

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:17:56 No.10408272 >>10406640 If RKG has "terminal cancer" or some shit then (s)he's probably in Houston at MD Anderson.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:17:59 No.10408273 File: 1.13 MB, 1073x1064, dd1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408248 Thanks for explaining it to me.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:18:50 No.10408282 >>10407850 Fact. Have a (you) >>10407648 Go check out the TRTL threads. What quality would get bumped off by smug pepe posters?

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:22:26 No.10408323 Remember to save your shekels to buy silver calls on August 31st!

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:25:07 No.10408353

>>10407523
>Robinhood can't do OTC. I think Interactive Brokers can.

Just about any broker can do OTC. Actually, the way Interactive Brokers' commissions works it's not really the best choice for trading low-price OTC stocks. IB has like $.005 / share commissions whereas a lot of other brokers like TD Ameritrade, eTrade, and Schwab have a flat rate commission. Etrade for me is $4.95 per trade so if I'm going to be buying more than 1000 shares at a time then etrade is actually cheaper per transaction than Interactive Brokers is.

I don't play the penny / sub-penny game much anymore though so I should really switch back to using Interactive Brokers and get rid of my etrade account.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:25:25 No.10408358 >>10408038 >dividends are grandpa tier if you have a DRIP the divs compound quarterly (or monthly if you have a month dividend).

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:26:38 No.10408367
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The once in the lifetime opportunity to buy Kraft Heinz at these valuations has been given to you ungreatful faggots yet again
This is literally unironically your last chance to buy below 60
Buffet himself owns 51% of the company

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:28:39 No.10408397 >>10408038 "Real traders" actually flip shares but in huge volumes. The bid/ask volumes on T are usually in the thousands.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:29:58 No.10408412 >>10408367 millenails dont buy food they eat out im going to short it

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:30:02 No.10408413
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>>10408164
>I'm not going to be so narcissistic to pretend that I'm some kind of pro at algorithmic trading.
I'm not a pro either, I just have a handful of factors that I need to test out and I've been frankensteining algos together, putting in my own variables and stitching the errors out of the mess I make
I hate having to do it like this, it feels like stealing but looking at a complete blank slate without knowing what I'm doing gets me nowhere
being a brainlet is a suffering that can only be mended through consistent effort to learn and understand limitations; if I'm right about what I'm doing I'll share my results hopefully by next thread or the thread after that one

>Were you the guy asking about the 3 part post I sent to RKG?
probably not?
there's another code-anon that probably asked about that, think he was intoing CSS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:30:36 No.10408419 >>10408358 But what kind of returns are you talking on a modest capital? >>10408397 That's pretty much everyone's goal on this thread one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:32:05 No.10408434 File: 356 KB, 691x733, 1531674868366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >HOGG Now THIS is a stock! Anyone picking up this gem?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:34:39 No.10408473 >>10408419 4% its a long mans game. on 100K portfolio thats an extra 4K per year plus increased share price, which if you invest in good companies, it will go up

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:35:52 No.10408485 File: 503 KB, 608x811, 1524611437332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408473 >4k per year

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:36:12 No.10408493

>>10408413
>I hate having to do it like this, it feels like stealing but looking at a complete blank slate without knowing what I'm doing gets me nowhere
Oh dude, everybody does that.
My current approach is just taking a research paper and improving upon what the writer did.
>being a brainlet is a suffering that can only be mended through consistent effort to learn and understand limitations; if I'm right about what I'm doing I'll share my results hopefully by next thread or the thread after that one
I've been at this for a pretty damn long time, dude. It always takes longer than you think; no need to feel guilty and try to rush.
>there's another code-anon that probably asked about that, think he was intoing CSS
It was probably teh_profit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:37:17 No.10408514 >>10408434 Fuck that shitty company I hope they go bankrupt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:39:52 No.10408546 >>10408485 $4k per year on top of share price increases. Dividend stocks should make up a decent (25% or so) portion of your retirement portfolio IMO.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:41:48 No.10408567 >>10408546 I agree with that, but not if you're under the age of 35

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:42:32 No.10408576
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>>10408546
if you get the top dividend growers you should be getting 4k the first year, 6k the second, and so on until it compounds and you make 100k per year for free
there is no stopping the compounding engine
1 million per year
1 billion per year

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:43:11 No.10408585 >>10408546 Also share price increases don't mean shit if you aren't cashing out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:45:27 No.10408612 >>10408367 do they even have organic food because boomers are dying and millennials are all about organic food. they are obsessed with only getting organic food too.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:45:39 No.10408615 File: 127 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180724-224428.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRUMPFY CHEETO MAN DID IT AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:47:46 No.10408636 >>10408615 laughinggirls.jpg

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:48:11 No.10408640
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>>10408612
of course they do
The Kraft buisness model is "Acquire every company that is successful no matter what they are"
All the private labels especially pet food are being bought out by the big food companies
Many billions and world domination to the shareholders

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:49:01 No.10408652 >>10408615 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:50:58 No.10408671 >>10408412 that is true is all about the experience and shit. like going on vacations and eating out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:53:04 No.10408693 >>10408485 >4k per year >cash >for doing literally nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:56:43 No.10408744 >>10408693 If I had 100k I could make more than 4k a year selling lemonade in my front yard.

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:57:15 No.10408751 File: 373 KB, 1200x1116, 1531750383048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408272 I will personally pay for your hotel down here if you bring me its still beating heart, so I can sacrifice it to the Bull Gods.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:57:38 No.10408755 >>10408744 >passive income >selling lemonade you do you. maybe there's a reason I have a 100K dividend portfolio and you don't?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:59:17 No.10408774 >>10408744 >have to build a lemonade stand >have to pass food safety training and health inspections >have to constantly buy fresh lemons and other ingredients >have to deal with customers every day Yeah, that sounds a lot better /s

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 22:59:43 No.10408778
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The amount of beta orbiting around some LARPing namefagging trap every time I open smg is fucking disgusting.

Some dude unironically talking about how he wants to fly out to wherever you ate and track you down and take you out to dinner jfc kys

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:00:27 No.10408783 >>10408751 I'm not going to Houston, I hate that place. Especially this time of year.

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:03:15 No.10408814
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>>10408751
>TFW you will never choke out a prostitute whose body is being ravaged by both leukemia and your own erect phallus, while whispering in her ear SPY 285 EOW.
Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:03:48 No.10408820 File: 15 KB, 480x480, 1523466554258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408774 >/s

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:04:58 No.10408834 File: 37 KB, 360x640, seaman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408820

(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:05:56 No.10408844
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>>10408774
I could do all that in 24 hours without spending more than 4k. The revenues would sadly only be around 400 bucks a day operating. You could get a vendors license and operate at local sports events. Pay a teenager minimum wage or cut them out and get an additional 40-60 bucks a day. In fact, if anyone here is a full on NEET who has nothing else going. This is cheap to do and could easily net 2-3k a month. Obviously you could only operate at events, so that limits when you can run it. Assuming you can find 3 times a week to open the entire day minimum on average, you could bring around 4,800 in revenue per month with somewhere around 2,000 in costs. Set up 3 or 4 of these, handle supply and accounting on your own. Pay teens to operate.

Does anyone is Texas want a minimum wage job?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:06:13 No.10408846 >>10408778 I'll have you know that whatever I do with my money is none of your business you fucking commie.

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:10:56 No.10408904
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>>10408778
>TFW you will never force feed a trap your cock before skinning her alive, eating her, and wearing her flesh as a marvelous skin suit.
Why even live?

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:11:07 No.10408906 >>10408846 If I had money I'd fly out to where she is, feed her a nice dinner, then fuck her in every hole, then stab her in the stomach and fuck the stab wound. Then she would come live with me and be my secretary

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:11:39 No.10408922 >>10408844 There are a bunch of these Latino hot dog vendors that do this in my city whenever there's a huge event going on (baseball game, 4th of July celebration, FleetWeek, etc.) I've always wondered what their profit margins were like.

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:12:33 No.10408935 >>10408904 Skin her, but keep her alive so she can grow more skin for you to harvest! Skin farming is a great source of passive income

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:13:14 No.10408944 File: 209 KB, 1200x800, DJEQ01jVAAAQsqQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10404963 WEAT it be!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:13:59 No.10408953 >>10408906 She would probably be ok with that.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:14:25 No.10408958
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>>10408778
i hate how fucking pants on head retarded RKG is with her "go-with-momentum, make a nickle every position close" strategy is
I also hate her inability to pick up on even the simplest fucking reasons on why you would or wouldn't buy a company (buying fucking GPRO)

but if there's even a one percent chance that we get a live hunt-down of RKG; then it all was worth it
we can start taking bets on whether or not they're boy, girl or boy(female); it'll be a golden fucking testament that stock market general can hang on the mantle forever

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:14:31 No.10408960 >>10408922 You lose like 60% of would be profits to licenses and event planners, but it still nets pretty decent returns, the major limitation is just finding places close that work for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:15:55 No.10408978 File: 57 KB, 839x1080, n2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10408958 The smartest guy in the fucking room.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:17:28 No.10408992 Anyone else get sick on the DRUS cruise today? I'm sea sick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:17:31 No.10408994 >>10408958 reluctant portfolio is literally GPRO Cisco Short SPy makes no sense

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:17:36 No.10408995 >>10408778 this it's actually disgusting how pathetic some smg posters are

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:19:05 No.10409009
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>>10408906
>>10408935
>TFW you will never be able to tag team your IRL waifu with a buddy -- turning her hair white with jizz, forcing her to LARP as Cinderella, and achieve complete Nirvana by sucking a magnificent log out of her anus
Why. Even. Live.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:21:10 No.10409035 >>10408995 It’s almost entirely trip/namefags

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:21:44 No.10409040
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>>10408640
oh shit you are not joking. the best I can do is put it on my watchlist. I can see them make money from career women that don't have time to cook for their kids but then again millenails are not having kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:22:14 No.10409047 >>10409009 Welp, that's enough /smg/ for me tonight

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:23:10 No.10409054 >>10408958 >TFW you will never suck your dream girl's gooch while she babbles autistically on about SPY going to $0 Why even live?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:25:34 No.10409076
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>>10409040
>millenials are not having kids

THATS THE POINT
Kraft, GIS, and SJM are aquiring petfood companies for this very reason. Buy these dividend growers while they are experiences the biggest drop in their history

>>	Standstill !STOPSME/Gg Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:26:32 No.10409086 WHAT THE FUCK HMNY is doing a reverse split? What did I miss?

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:27:30 No.10409098 >>10408995 >TFW you will never hang your trap waifu sissy slut from the ceiling by her feminine bepis, spinning her slowly over an open flame, cooking her alive, while masturbating ferociously Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:27:39 No.10409100 >>10408960 I'm like 99% sure they're unlicensed and without permits. I've seen cops give out warnings and cite them before.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:28:45 No.10409110 File: 290 KB, 595x686, original_131191163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10409086 Yup. The full 250-for-1 r/s that was approved

Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:31:27 No.10409143

>>10409009
It's hard to describe, but I'll do my best. The most disturbing but erotic video I've ever seen is the following:
You know the lace up stitching on a corset? Imagine that stitched through the skin on a woman's back.
Now imagine her tied to a wooden cross, nude, facing away from the camera
Now imagine a man walking up to her, grabbing the ends of the lacing, and running the other direction, causing the lacing to erupt out of her back leaving a bloody cross stitch pattern in her back.
She stands on her toes, her legs trembling in sheer agony, she can't fall over because how she's tied.
This is my fantasy for RKG, only we spray lime juice on the open wounds

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:31:32 No.10409146 >>10406341 the fib lines is just the stock one in tradingview, but i agree. theyre purty

>>	Standstill !STOPSME/Gg Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:33:39 No.10409167 >>10409110 Suddenly someone in HMNY proved to be still sane. Not like it fucking matters anyway, they have watered down the stocks so much before the reverse split. I may gamble 10 USD on them now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:34:06 No.10409169 File: 14 KB, 1331x176, hmny'd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10409110 I should've bought a MoviePass instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:35:14 No.10409177 File: 38 KB, 1240x744, 2032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10409076 >petfood companies that is smart too. we are going to have a generation of crazy cat ladies with 100 cats per female and something I got to see for myself before.

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:35:56 No.10409184

>>10409143
>It's hard to describe, but I'll do my best. The most disturbing but erotic video I've ever seen is the following:
>You know the lace up stitching on a corset? Imagine that stitched through the skin on a woman's back.
I've seen this.
>Now imagine her tied to a wooden cross, nude, facing away from the camera
Ok. I'm listening.
>Now imagine a man walking up to her, grabbing the ends of the lacing, and running the other direction, causing the lacing to erupt out of her back leaving a bloody cross stitch pattern in her back.
Hot.
>She stands on her toes, her legs trembling in sheer agony, she can't fall over because how she's tied.
Very hot.
>This is my fantasy for RKG, only we spray lime juice on the open wounds
Marvelous. I'm hard already.

I once saw a Japanese girl get her titties nailed to a board, and then, the guy started putting a ton of needles into her.

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:38:06 No.10409205 >>10409184 There's some nasty stuff out there desu. Pretty sure the women are victims of human trafficking, but it doesn't take away from the art

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:38:54 No.10409214

>>10409167
>Suddenly someone in HMNY proved to be still sane. Not like it fucking matters anyway, they have watered down the stocks so much before the reverse split.
That's the fucking thing! It's not the r/s that drives the price down, it's the fucking dilution!
I'm wondering if the r/s will fuck with the shorts.
I think it had a decent short % of S/O
>I may gamble 10 USD on them now.
Kek, you can't. It's 23 bucks a share now.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:40:04 No.10409229

>>10408413
>>10408493
i cant into code really
ive just been dicking around w trading views thing as its like babby mode.

dunno if i can be any real help, but i could try desu
i have no formal training in pretty much anything i do, but i can pick stuff up bretty quick, i guess

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:41:51 No.10409244 File: 55 KB, 704x396, snapshot20070922131548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10409143 >this is how mormons think

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:42:13 No.10409246 >>10404341 Why does robinhood say that DRYS divident is 772%?

>>	Standstill !STOPSME/Gg Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:42:34 No.10409251 >>10409214 >Kek, you can't. It's 23 bucks a share now. Oh fuck, right, my brain still hasn't register nor can believe that the reverse split happened.

>>	Comfy Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:42:42 No.10409254 >>10409244 I am reviled by my people, soon they will stone me as a degenerate

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:46:55 No.10409294

>>10409169
Idk, famalam. Watching this dumpster fire burn is almost as much entertainment as a movie itself.

>>10409205
A handful of people are just into that shit.
The pornstars most likely not.
It looked professionally filmed, so I think she was just doing it for cash.
My current one-itis used to self-harm. If it somehow goes anywhere, I wonder if she'd no larpo be into getting choked out.
I probably wouldn't be able to do it tho, I once dated a chick that claimed to be into rough sex, but she was way to forward about it for me to just jump in and try anything. Really wish I did tho, she turned out to be one fuck of an SJW.

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:48:34 No.10409310 File: 817 KB, 1280x720, 1529709137316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10409254 You were posting christ-chan and condemning degenerates like a week ago. I thought you weren't one of the guro fapping freaks.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:50:27 No.10409326

>>10408248
>but does not simply imply that the jews are single-handedly the reason for sinking the titanic.
there actually is some truth to that apparently.
some of the major opposition to the legislation that allowed the FED to come into existence, died on that boat

http://www.metatech.org/wp/conspiracy/sinking-the-titanic-create-federal-reserve-bank/
of course it wasnt just jews that were in favor of the FED no matter what /pol/ might try to tell you. and whether it was an actual conspiracy, or a happy accident for the keynesians is obviously up for debate. but either way, the legislation passed quite quickly w 3 particularly important people out of the way

>>10408995
>>10408778
>it's actually disgusting how pathetic some smg posters are
this tho desu senpaitachi

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:50:58 No.10409333

>>10409244
Comfy is a Mormon?
Is that the same shit as a Jehovah's witness?

>>10409246
It's probably very heavily diluted from the last dividend that it issued.
I fell for the DRYS meme during my first month or two of trading and lost 5 bucks on it.
Shit's probably worse than HMNY.

>>10409251
I'm very excited to see how this shit plays out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:52:44 No.10409346 >>10409333 Makes sense, I have one share of DRYS and will prolly sell it. Also what is a reverse stock split and what does it do?

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:53:27 No.10409352 >>10409310 Not comfy but I think most of us aren't actually into any guro. It's just interesting to watch, like regular gore. I don't think I could actually get off to guro

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:56:07 No.10409377
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>>10409294
>Watching this dumpster fire burn is almost as much entertainment as a movie itself.
I can't argue with that actually. I look forward to the ensuing pandemonium.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:56:11 No.10409380

>>10409333
>Is that the same shit as a Jehovah's witness?
no
witnesses are way more cult-y desu
like WAY more cult-y

mormons believe in some pretty sci-fi tier shit, but theyre not that far out imo. the only thing thats irritating about mormons is the fact that theyre always trying to sell you their religion door to door. other than that theyre decent people as far as im concerned.

i cannot say the same thing about jehovahs witnesses. ive heard some reaal fucking horror stories about them desu

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:57:44 No.10409389

>>10409346
NASDAQ doesn't like it when shares trade for less than a dollar each.
So, as opposed to a regular 1-for-2 split in which a share worth $20 would become 2 worth $10, a 2-for-1 reverse split would just do the opposite.

It should have no immediate effect on the stock price, but is very common occurrence for companies that dilute heavily to raise cash.
Look at the 5 year price for DRYS, DRYS dilutes a lot and has done many reverse splits.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:59:19 No.10409402 File: 645 KB, 702x1024, fuckyou2scoops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] now back to what i was doing

>>	Standstill !STOPSME/Gg Tue, Jul 24, 2018 23:59:26 No.10409403 COMCAST BEAR FUCKING WHEN I'M BLEEDING MONEY MAN

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:01:09 No.10409424 >>10409389 So if I have 100 stocks I would now have 50 stocks?

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:02:32 No.10409436

>>10409380
>no
>witnesses are way more cult-y desu
>like WAY more cult-y
>i cannot say the same thing about jehovahs witnesses. ive heard some reaal fucking horror stories about them desu
Are they the ones that'll let their kids die instead of taking blood transfusions?
I think you just helped me put together a lot of puzzle peices

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:03:01 No.10409442 >>10409380 Yeah Mormons are just quirky and conservative, JW are crazy and mega cult >>10409403 Why would you purchase that garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:04:41 No.10409455 >>10409442 Mormons have an obsession with face and appearing perfect. Sort of like the opposite of Trump. It's very important for them to display certain things to each other and other people. Also they hate niggers and say it a lot.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:05:42 No.10409472 File: 652 KB, 1022x1077, XTWFqyM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10409402 >filename >fuckyou2scoops Thanks, this is exactly what I've been needing in my life lately. Saved. Unironically ofc.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:06:08 No.10409480 So does this explain why i went from 167 shares of hmny to 0 when I just checked my account?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:07:01 No.10409490

>>10409436
witnesses are all fucked up
ive met some kids that were turned homeless because of their fucking dipshit cult following parents that are sitting around waiting for fuckng aliens or whatever

mormons are just kinda like old school christians (very conservative, sans the multile wives thang), except their new jesus came from western NY lol

>>10409442
yea you guys are alright imo
i remember one time me and my buddy decided to get stoned and go to hill gomorrah and no one batted an eye. they were all very polite, and excited we were there, if a bit confused kek

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:08:08 No.10409507 >>10409455 That's why they hate Trump desu Mormons are mostly white and latino, so it's a good set up to hate blacks (not African blacks though)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:08:13 No.10409509 >>10409442 Puhraise KEK have you ever been in a temple they have the coolest modern temples

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:08:40 No.10409516 >>10409455 I never say that... Infront of niggers.

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:10:09 No.10409530 >>10409490 *hill cumorah, Gomorrah was the faggot city that got burned

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:12:00 No.10409558

>>10409507
i thought they just hated trump cuz he made mitt look like a bitch

>>10409509
witnesses?
their shit is just a brick building
their religion is fucking retarded. and the shit they do to their kids is fucked up. i think them and scientology should have their tax-exempt status stripped desu, and im usually a libertarian

>>10409530
hey i said i was stoned alright

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:12:51 No.10409564 >>10409516 I've never heard people say nigger more than mormons

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:13:11 No.10409565 File: 88 KB, 960x540, San-Diego-California-Temple1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10409558 Im talking about THIS SHIT Its so cool I want to use some of my billions to buy ones

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:19:32 No.10409629

>>10409402
>TFW you will never castrate your trap waifu and force her to eat her own dick
>TFW you will never tag team Andy Sixx with her and take turns sucking logs of shit out of his butthole
>TFW you will never rip out your trap waifu's liver and feed it to her
>TFW you will never be able to jerk off while wearing her flesh as a magnificent skin suit
>TFW you will never slice open her throat and fuck her windpipe while she's gurgling blood
>TFW you will never be able to chop off her limbs and rape her over and over with no chance of resistance
>TFW you will never be able to attach her to a wall with a nail gun
>TFW you will never waterboard her with your cum

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:20:41 No.10409643 >>10409564 they are definitely very racially aware guess it kinda comes w the territory of being a minority religious/cultural group.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:30:14 No.10409747 >>10408434 This is too dank

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:31:31 No.10409759 Is this why my robinhood account now says I have 0 shares of HMNY?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:32:27 No.10409767 >>10409759 lol yea probably

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:32:36 No.10409772 >>10409759 You got FARNSWORTH'D.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:36:03 No.10409815 File: 130 KB, 992x1240, 1515145806705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10409424 Well, with HMNY it's a 250-for-1 r/s rather than a 2-for-1 r/s, but that's the idea. >>10409772 >HMNY >Truly a weapon to surpass the metal gear

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:40:36 No.10409863 >>10409815 So when can I start buying puts on HMNY? That's all that really matters here

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:41:00 No.10409871 >>10409767 So because I had less than 250 shares, I'm guessing mine were given just taken by hmny?

>>	Big5Guy !!QSvwrQMMkoH Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:42:11 No.10409892 I'm gay

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:45:25 No.10409934 >>10409871 i dont know i try to only trade penny memes AFTER they get done doing shit tons of dilution and r/s etc ive never had it happen to me >>10409892 we knew

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:45:29 No.10409937 >>10409871 they went to heaven :)

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:48:15 No.10409972 >>10409934 What happens to most penny memes post split? Moon or keep dropping?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:50:45 No.10410003 so would it be a good idea to short sell hmny stocks rn?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:51:49 No.10410016 File: 39 KB, 640x360, And+if+i+refuse+_4ff4e211c5ff2f096d1c0b4ff745bf6d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EU and USA are probably going all the way with these tariffs. Gonna be exciting wednesday

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 00:52:24 No.10410020

>>10409972
sometimes theyll run for a bit. the r/s changes the share structure significantly, and a huge r/s like this could leave shorts in a corner. but its gonna take some ballzy fuckers w a lot of money to make it happen

usually, the r/s is done to avoid getting delisted and/or raise money. both cses are usually not good ones for struggling pennymemes, so itll probably drop like a stone to the post r/s equivalent of a fraction of a cent

>>10410003
a 250:1 r/s like this is going to make it VERY hard to find shares to borrow desu

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:05:40 No.10410165 >>10410020 I'm excited for tomorrow, this is going to be best shit show on earth

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:09:41 No.10410207

>>10409863
No idea. I went ahead and bought a small number of shares... I sold my puts on it sometime within the last couple weeks after holding then for a month or two.
I think I read that the owner is approved for further dilution, but you may want to wait a couple days to see if the r/s fucks with the shorts.
All the options are going to get fucked with too, a completely fresh new set of strike prices... Oh shit, maybe I'll write some options off this shit tomorrow. The IV was already totally fucked before. This'll be really fun.

>>10409934
How do you know when dilution is done? I thought it'd be when the insiders take on a lot of ownership.

>>10410165
FACT.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:14:34 No.10410255 File: 42 KB, 752x757, 1530728808919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't wanna go to work tomorrow

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:18:01 No.10410284 >>10410207 >approved for more dilution This joke just gets better and better

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:18:23 No.10410289

>>10410207
can't write or buy options on HMNY, or most penny stocks for that matter
buying a penny stock is like holding a call option that's at a 0 dollar strike price
I've tried before but it might be possible after the split, easy money if you pull it off

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:24:21 No.10410348 >>10410289 HMNY had options before the split. SDRL lost their options, but that was a bankruptcy restructuring. I really hope HMNY still has options.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:26:11 No.10410371 >>10410255 Same. My coworkers are fags. /smg/ hedge fund when?

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:29:41 No.10410407 File: 4 KB, 224x186, 1424664104262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10409892

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:30:48 No.10410421 >>10410371 >>10410255 fucking wagies. Start a business and enjoy your life.

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:31:36 No.10410431 >>10410421 Kys, trust fund baby (How to trigger this fag in 5 seconds:)

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:35:17 No.10410462 File: 43 KB, 640x640, 1474496875939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10410431 have you had enough gay sex today?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:36:02 No.10410468

>>10410207
>How do you know when dilution is done? I thought it'd be when the insiders take on a lot of ownership.
watching insider shit is good sometimes

mostly its just reading all the financial papers though. like w DRUS i noticed that they just got done doing two r/s. i read their shit, and didnt see anything about further dilution. checked their balance sheets (which were looking just fine, considering the circumstances/company), and assumed that there would be no need for further dilution, especially not w the new contract they landed back in may. since then, theyve landed 3 or so more large contracts, and still no news about dilution. thus, i can assume (at least for now), im about as safe as i can be in a subpenny meme in terms of risk of being diluted

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:37:27 No.10410475
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>>10410348
if they had options then I didn't see them in the time that they had 'em
if you see a fucking crazy bastard writing put contracts; buy as many as you can
if I see that they're at 22.45 when tomorrow begins and they have put contracts to buy; fucking game over
I'd bet money they'll get written tomorrow and only tomorrow too; we'll see a little pump before they drop into hell and that'll be the time you buy

all things as they fucking should be

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:39:00 No.10410485 >>10410475 ill write some way OTM puts

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:39:19 No.10410488 >>10410475 im w ya on this desu but theres no way im grabbing a put unless i can get it while IV is low

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:39:37 No.10410490 >>10410485 you'll lose

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:39:37 No.10410491 >>10410462 Speaking of homosexuality, have you been banned for posting gay porn lately?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:40:21 No.10410496 >>10410490 someone has to

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:43:29 No.10410521 >>10410475 I'm so excited, HMNY is the ultimate meme

Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:46:06 No.10410548

>>10410490
I don't think so, i bet i could get a very high premium on them too and they will either A expire worthless or B they will exercise and stock will spike soon after. with a 1/250 split float is going to be tiny as fuck. I'll write em.

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:47:44 No.10410561 File: 37 KB, 480x270, lawrence.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10410491 >Speaking of homosexuality, have you been banned for posting gay porn lately? I reckon you have an obsession with gay porn

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:50:29 No.10410579 File: 70 KB, 467x398, 1532304805937.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOG is gonna moon moar tomorrow

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:52:03 No.10410588 >>10410561 I prefer guro desu, you don't need to share your collection anymore!

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:52:49 No.10410599 >>10410579 >HOG is gonna moon moar tomorrow. whats your idea of mooning? 5%?

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:54:02 No.10410607 >>10410588 have you had enough gay sex today?

Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:57:27 No.10410627
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>>10410607
You sure are collecting a lot of trips now, Planes, Big 5 AND a fake comfy now!
Is it your dying gasp for attention after the thread realized you're a terrible trader? Pic related

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 01:58:55 No.10410639 File: 1011 KB, 710x654, XAN7RhH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10410548

Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:00:38 No.10410648

>>10410627
i think long term. I rather make 10 good trades a year then to make 500 terrible ones and 100 ok ones.

I understand that poor fags cant handle downward swings because they are living pay check to pay check. My style isn't right for everyone. As long as i am profitable i don't care about other peoples strategies, i've been selling calls on my LCI shares and OTM puts theres many ways to make money on a stock...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:03:31 No.10410667 BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:04:29 No.10410678 >>10410648 >BGFV >ALT >LCI >ALT >ALT Good luck with that

Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:07:36 No.10410705

>>10410678
ALT wasn't even my pick you doofus.. how many times do i have to tell you that?

BGFV i made over 27% on.. i don't consider 27% a bad trade.. do you??

I just started working my position on LCI

glad to see you left out GBR

not sure what your deal is but you never post any fucking picks.. at all..

also told all you idiots in here about DM before the spike, the only one that responded was calculated gamble... don't believe me.. ask him when you see him.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:09:44 No.10410725

>>10410648

>downward swings

top kek.

If you were anywhere near as good of a trader as you think you are, then you would be able to spot reversals instead of 'buying high on downward swings'

Smart traders don't tie up their money in bags; Capital spent averaging down is capital that's not making money in something else

Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:10:32 No.10410735
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>>10410705
Kek remember how much you sperged out when I mentioned ALT getting delisted as a joke> And how you said it was a great pick?

GBR was a good pick, even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in a while
>buys BIG 5
>waits two months to tell people to buy it
>people buy in
>you dump it
>can't understand why people are upset
Really makes one ponder

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:11:34 No.10410742 So what happens if they split and I have less than 250 shares?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:11:34 No.10410744 cant wait for that new thread comfy

Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:13:55 No.10410769

>>10410735
>>10410725
as long as my % every year beats the avg. trader i really don't give a shit what you poor fags think.

>>10410735
i found out about ALT in this thread, the only reason i would "sperged out" is because you are an idiot that was killing a perfectly good setup with the stock, you'd be suprised at how much this thread influences market especially market caps under 10mill but you don't understand that because you are still a newfag. there was catalyst coming and dilution wasn't happening at that point and you were basically bashing a locked float you fucking mongoloid

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:14:01 No.10410771 >>10410744 Fine >>10410765 >>10410765 >>10410765

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:14:54 No.10410776

>>10410705
>glad to see you left out GBR

GBR was a coincidence. It had nothing to do with the 8k filing. There was a small spike to the upper 1.50's right after the filing, and then it traded flat for a week.

It mooned because of PED. This is settled science now.

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:15:18 No.10410784 File: 5 KB, 977x172, wfper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10410769 >>10410735 >>10410725 forgot pic if you guys consider over 30% return a year bad then you must be some professional fucking traders.

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:15:21 No.10410786 >>10410769 You've never posted your charts... you're probably an autistic 19 year with no money desu >>10410769 Look at it now, it really took off, didnt?? ALT to the moon!!

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:16:22 No.10410796 >>10410784 Look at your 3 year return LMAO, just buy QQQ to get better returns

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:17:57 No.10410817 >>10410796 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:18:30 No.10410822 >>10410786 >Look at it now, it really took off, didnt?? ALT to the moon!! you still don't understand.. what a shame. You really are retarded. >>10410796 it takes awhile to build up an edge, post your robinhood all chart and i'll post mine

Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:20:55 No.10410841
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>>10410822
>post chart
I'm a poorfag with $500 in his account down 45%, at least I know I'm terrible
>>10410822
>build up an edge
You mean get your ass saved by GBR
>>10410822
>I'm still right about ALT
kek tell that to the bad holders YOU created

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:24:28 No.10410870 File: 3.27 MB, 600x424, 1528734303518.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10410841 >GBR i bot sum

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:25:30 No.10410877

>>10410841
i really think you might be part retarded comfy, you cant even pronounce simple words that a 5 year old can pronounce. like really you should get your brain checked. You might be able to get some disablitiy and then maybe you wont be such a poor fag.

Also never consider myself a "trader" just a short term investor. But hey.. like i said, poor fags can't do my strategy because they are poor. All 6 of my brokerage accounts are in the positive and yours is in the negative... really says alot about your short sighted personality.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:25:53 No.10410880 >>10409871 You will receive some money in a few weeks. Probably around $0.085 * <# of shares>

(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:28:25 No.10410907
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>>10410877
Someway say they need disability? I can hook you up with the most rad shit. You can claim nervous breakdown and I can get your ass 80% of your yearly earnings indefinitely.

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:29:35 No.10410917 >>10410907 did you ever get in DM?

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:30:19 No.10410925 >>10410877 Excellent pasta, saved!

>>	Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:32:52 No.10410946 >>10410925 seriously.. are you retarded? did you pass highschool? I really am curious to know how you are able to function in society? do you still live with mom and dad? do you have a car or let alone a drivers license? i'd really like to know

Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:39:42 No.10411004
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>>10410877
>heh kid, you think you had me all figured out, unlucky for you I'm anonymous pro; I can switch a trip no problem; and I'll keep shilling my bags with new pseudonyms
>I can be in any stock at any time, I'll keep scamming people and getting away with it too; cause there's nobody you can truly trust in this market...
>I'm what they'd call a 'short term investor', and you're just another score...

I called you out a while ago and you got autistic and told me to post my portfolio last time
It's kind of funny too cause I've made money with all your calls; it's just that you have such speculative reasoning and you invest in small/micro-caps that will never recover
whether you mean to or not doesn't matter; you'll damn the posters here with your calls no matter and you just get mad when you reap what you sow

Comfy Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:40:37 No.10411012
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>>10410946
>seriously.. are you retarded?
not clinically, no
>did you pass highschool?
i went way passed it dummy. im in college now
>I really am curious to know how you are able to function in society?
my mom and dad take me everywhere
>do you still live with mom and dad?
see above
>do you have a car or let alone a drivers license?
never needed one fagget

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:41:11 No.10411017 >>10410917 >>10410853

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 25, 2018 02:48:26 No.10411082 >>10409402 fuckin saved

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