Had interview with apple, they use an algorithm to assess candidates I think, I didn't get the job

[Anonymous No.10391943]

>apply to apple
>have three phone interviews, a week inbetween each phone interview
>wtf.jpeg who does that
>get email saying in person interview in two weeks
>another 2 weeks wtf
>I get to this random facility and there are literally 40 black people mixed with asians and mexican outside the front of the building smoking
>as I'm walking through them I hear, "lil white boi workin here naow?"
>"aye look ad dis white boy"
>wtf.jpeg
>go inside building and tell security person why im there
>I showed up 15 minutes early and waited another 20 minutes after appointed time for interview
>a black woman and mexican man interview me
>they see me and look at eachother smiling, almost laughing, wtf.
>sit down with them and they say, "WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN AT APPLE, WORK HARD PLAY HARD!!!!"
>both grinning ear to ear not blinking, "heh, yeah...me too."
>literally the whole interview they are typing everything I say. Like both of them are frantically typing non stop.
>I answer every question in my mind perfectly. I give multiple solutions to each of their questions regarding everything from trouble shooting to customer service and overcoming obstacles.
>one of them slips out, "well this was a great interview, hopefully the algorithm likes your answers"
>the other one grimaces and looks at the person like they shouldn't have said that
>I asked, "oh do you run the replys through an algorithm?"
>they look at eachother and type in what I just said, "that will be all thank you for your interest with apple."
>thefuck.jpeg, asking the algorithm question might have fucked up my interview
Fuck this wagie shit, I've applied to hundreds of jobs this year and only have had a couple interviews, I wanted this sweet wagie job at apple.

[Anonymous No.10391966]

bad larp

[Anonymous No.10391978]

>>10391966
Its not a larp faggot. You think everything you read is alarp? Do you take a class in college, stand up in class, "UH YEAH PROFESSOR YOURE FUCKING LARPING FAGGOT, YEAH YOU, STOP LARPING."

[Anonymous No.10391987]

that literally makes no sense

[Anonymous No.10391991]

I got the job. The woman sucked my dick while the other guy filmed, you probably dat in my cumstained chair. Sorry

[Anonymous No.10392040]

>>10391991
Dang lucky., I wanted that job.

[Anonymous No.10392089]

>>10391978
post the email then fag

[Anonymous No.10392109]

>>10391978
>comparing an anonymous saigonese image board to an accredited institution of higher learning

W E W

the thing about an algorithm was obviously a joke, but the rest of your post betrays how socially unaware you are

[Anonymous No.10392226]

>>10391943

[Anonymous No.10392248]

>>10392226
KEK, dnc has an ai, probably rents apples. tfw