/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10384328]

>open instagram and youtube channel
>start going to the gym
>take roids and claim to be natural
>get shredded af body
>reach 1 million subscribers
>sell workout and diet ebook for $99
>even if 0.1% of my 1 million subscribers buys my ebook thats $99000 profit

Thoughts on this business idea?

[Anonymous No.10384354]

>>10384328
will only work is you're a 10/10 chad

[Anonymous No.10384361]

Depends... are still a fat fuck?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10384368]

>>10384328
what kind of butt plug am that

[Anonymous No.10384371]

>>10384328
enjoy your heart attack at 45 with roid use

[Anonymous No.10384372]

>>10384328
That lifestyle is what killed Zyzz

[Anonymous No.10384376]

>>10384328

Or, ya know, just buy traffic and send it to a landing page of an affiliate product like an actual smart person would.

[Anonymous No.10384382]

>>10384371
You stop roiding after you've got people hooked, claim you went vegan or something

[Anonymous No.10384393]

The space is already oversaturated with fags, OP.

[Anonymous No.10384406]

>>10384371

I will definitely only roid under a doctor's supervision and make sure to constantly do blood tests to ensure that everything is alright. I will also make sure that the doctor signs an NDA so he won't expose me.

[Anonymous No.10384440]

>>10384406
>sign an NDA
You know theres doctor patient confidentiallity right

[Anonymous No.10384470]

roiding is retarded. enjoy tour back looking like a 13 year olds face

[Anonymous No.10384519]

>>10384470
unironically roiding here, my back is fucked, I am wearing cum soaked tshirt to help it

[Anonymous No.10384545]

>>10384519
10-20 mg accutane ED while on cycle and during PCT and you won't ever have this problem again.
Derms prescribe accutane to their patients at around 80mg ED, at 10-20 you'll barely have any of the reported sides.

[Anonymous No.10384630]

>>10384328
you can roid all you want, you can even get bigger and more shredded than him but you'll still look like shit if you don't have the right bone structure, muscle bellies/insertions + height and face of course

[Anonymous No.10384659]

>>10384545
>10-20 mg accutane ED

Enjoy liver failure

[Anonymous No.10384695]

>>10384406

You have a confidentiality agreement by default with your doctor you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.10384712]

>>10384406
>signs an NDA

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Can’t even predict the retards anymore

[Anonymous No.10384821]

>>10384659
Derms regularly prescribe this shit at 80mg ED to people for 8-9 months at a time, using it for 4-5 months at 10-20mg ED is not a big deal at all, especially if you're not taking orals.

After clearing breakouts you can even drop that dosing to E2D or E3D to maintain clear skin.

Educate yourself faggot, because your doctor won't know shit about steroid use and what to look out for, so that 'plan' of yours will never work.

[Anonymous No.10384852]

>>10384406
HAHAHAHAHA HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DOCTOR?
DUMB FUCK

[Anonymous No.10384986]

>>10384406
>Doctor, I need you to sign this before we proceed.
>What is this?
>It's an NDA. Under no circumstances should you reveal any medical information about me.
>I understand, anon. Would you like to take an IQ test before we begin?

[Anonymous No.10385063]

>>10384328
Sorry, you are 5 years too late

[Anonymous No.10385487]

>>10384821
xDddd every roid users thinks they know more about the human body than a doctor/scientist.

Roiding fuck you up real good. Cholesterol issues; heart enlargens, blood gets thicker, you get gyno, you go bald, you get acne, there's a chance your testlevels will never go back to normal and you still believe it's worth it.

No you won't die probably, yes it will fuck you up for life.

[Anonymous No.10385598]

>>10384354
This, face is everything. and height, and frame

[Anonymous No.10385612]

>>10384376
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[Anonymous No.10385674]

Great idea op, become wealthy just in time to die to the roids