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>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting

>> No.10375688
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10375688

>came out of rich parents
>50 billion net worth
>don’t have to do shit

>> No.10375702

nu /biz/ won’t get this and it’ll 404 with 2 replies

shame

>> No.10375781

>>10375702
or they'll try to "redpill" op

>> No.10375799

Keep dreaming OP. Those are some sweet dreams.

>> No.10375829

>>10375702
>muh oldfag circlejerk
move over gramps

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>>10375702
explain boomer

>> No.10376005

>>10375674
vintage meme

>> No.10376017

Know a math PHD who can't get a job. She's even female. It's wack.

>> No.10376039

>>10375799
>that 30 year old boomer who baits newfags into thinking he doesn't know about the meme for (you)s

>> No.10376181

>>10376017
That's the issue. Female

>> No.10376232

>>10375674
After 7 years of pursuing higher education you still earn less than an apprentice welder.

>> No.10376268

>>10376181
Yea lots of mysoginy in math these days.

t. fellow femanon with Math PhD. Could only get 80k starting :(

>> No.10376360

>>10376268
Damn you would think they would pay 300k

>> No.10376378

>>10376232
But real advice here just get a finance PhD. Lots of math PhDs in finance programs when they realize it pays so well and their own degree is a meme

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>>10375674
Great meme. I remember this one. *sips*

>> No.10376399

>>10375674
Don’t you all math phds flip burgers?

>> No.10376408

>>10376360
I thought so too. Damn toxic masculinity

>> No.10376427

>>10376268
Neetboy Chad hrre, will u b my gf

>> No.10376446

>>10375674
>underwater welder
>any job I want
>570k starting

>> No.10376448

you have a php and you are on an image board asking for a job, seriously?
dude i barely graduated highschool and i make a million $ a year of the Internet
seriosuly what are they teaching you in school, it defintily aint making money

>> No.10376457

>>10376268

Bitch can't even spell misogyny.

You don't deserve to even get 80k

>> No.10376500

>>10375674
>PhD in computer engineering
>what do I do with all this money and all these HR rosties non stop trying to hire me

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>>10375674
>finishing first year of PhD in pure maths
>each morning have to move to trash multiple job offers from finance and auditing
>not even interested and my research doesn't have anything to do with applications

Here you have $200k starting (without bonuses) from this morning.

>> No.10376936

>>10376509
Congrats Anon!
Where and what did you study?

>> No.10376946

>>10376509
What's your research

>> No.10377009

>>10376509
so a company you applied to earlier sent you details about the job they're searching candidates for

... impressive?

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>ctrl f wendy's
>Phrase not found

>> No.10377182

>>10376448
> php
> 1 mil a year off internet seriosuly

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>>10375674

>> No.10377381

>>10376936
>>10376946
Algebraic Geometry at top5 in the world. Would say more, but I don't want to be doxxed.

>>10377009
Never even bothered with applying

>> No.10377413

>>10377381
Don't want to sound like a dick but I'll start thinking about it more seriously only closer to graduation. Academia can be a bitch and I'd like to open a family at some point, so I will need some money to provide them with appropriate life. Working in finances for few years saving as much money as possible to invest it back together with bonuses should let me retire by 35. Idk, anyway this phd wasn't that bad idea.

>> No.10377421

>Ph.D. in crypto
>any shitcoin i want
> -80% starting

>> No.10378241

>>10377381
The thing is no mathematicians outside of algebraic geometry give a shit about it. Even the commutative algebra community, except Eisenbud, gives a shit about Alg Geo really.

The Comm Alg power players at Notre Dame, the Kansases, UVA, none of them care about Alg Geo.

I'm not even sure Vakil has an idea what direction alg geo should be going.

Fuck, motives are the best things going right now, everyone else is stuck. Except maybe some people chasing Hodge, but that's essentially homological, and analytic on complex manifolds.

>> No.10378248

>>10378241
meant to say NOT even the commutative alg community.

>> No.10378287

>>10377381
Also you're not going to get those jobs without a statistical focus, these recruiters are just dumb as shit.

Do you know time series analysis, stochastic PDE? Hell do you even know R?

PS I'm an algebraic topology/dynamics/3 and 4 manifold PhD student.