help what should i say?

[Anonymous No.10372649]

[Anonymous No.10372664]

>>10372649
>sherman
lmao im ded

[Anonymous No.10372670]

>>10372664
shut up

[Anonymous No.10372675]

>>10372649
another cringe larp.... wtf is going on?

[Anonymous No.10372683]

she puts your name in lowercaps while capitalizing hers
>anon she literally despite you lol

[Anonymous No.10372684]

>>10372649

Never tell a women how much you have faggot..

[Anonymous No.10372692]

>>10372683
its called autocomplete or a typo stfu. if you guys arent gonna help me then gtfo my thread

[Anonymous No.10372693]

larping is the most cringeworthy thing you can do online, why stoop so low?

[Anonymous No.10372695]

If you have a lot say not much if you barely have any say that you don't like to discuss finances. Gold digger will assume you have quite a bit, then pump and dump her.

[Anonymous No.10372697]

>>10372649
>He made another one

>>10370838
>>>/biz/thread/S10343185
>>>/biz/thread/S7780332
>>>/biz/thread/S7823126

And now proceeds like every of thread of you replying to yourself 40 times using different IPs.

[Anonymous No.10372723]

>>10372684
>>10372695
ok but the actual truth is im poor and barely have any. but i want to impress her so should i just say i have a lot?

[Anonymous No.10372728]

>>10372649
tell her you're an aspergic cum guzzler with social anxiety, that the gubbiment is going to fall on it's knees one day and everyone will use buttcoin to send money in the shops thus you will be king of the internet and she should allow you some company

[Anonymous No.10372732]

>>10372692
Hahahaha ypu virgin already defending this gold digger bitch

[Anonymous No.10372753]

>>10372732
no you jerk im saying that was probably an accident and i highly doubt she meant anything by it

[Anonymous No.10372785]

How many do you have op?

[Anonymous No.10372800]

>>10372785
less then 1. fucked up by trading shitcoins. i have about .5 btc

[Anonymous No.10372818]

>>10372723
Already told you, you say that you don't like to discuss finances and her greed will do the work for you.

[Anonymous No.10372845]

>>10372675
this one is actually funny tho

[Anonymous No.10372851]

>>10372649

[Anonymous No.10372853]

>>10372695
This. If you keep it a mystery you can string her along a lot easier.

[Anonymous No.10372865]

Enough for you to suck my cock every day for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.10372877]

>>10372723
Its a bull market OP, if she approached you its a bull market, you just have to long and close it at the bed, ez muni

[Anonymous No.10372913]

>>10372670
Lmao sherman

[Anonymous No.10372951]

>>10372723
tell her you dont like to discuss personal fiances. But if you want to say something impressive id say something like
" Well i don't like to talk about my personal fiances, im sure you understand, but the amount varies depending on the market. i buy low , sell high "
or something along those lines

[Anonymous No.10372977]

>>10372951
>i buy low , sell high

Not even once fren

[Anonymous No.10373046]

>>10372649
can clearly tell it's fake text lmao

[Anonymous No.10373084]

>>10372951
>i buy high , sell low "
fix it

[Anonymous No.10373090]

>>10372670
>>10372692
Fucking sherman (deliberately lower case) gets mad

LMAO

[Anonymous No.10373093]

>>10372800
Lmao she’s gonna be disappointed

[Anonymous No.10373095]

When the first stacy calls it marks the beginning of the bear market

[Anonymous No.10373100]

Bad larp. Cant even talk to imaginary woman without being absolute needy cuck.

[Anonymous No.10373102]

Shut up faggots and let Sherman continue his story..

[Anonymous No.10373156]

>>10373102

He is already dead.

[Anonymous No.10373232]

>>10372818
>>10372951
thanks now what? i need your help

[Anonymous No.10373258]

>>10373232
>>10372649

You have already thanked her and apologised to her and she still hasn't seen your micropenis. You fucked up SSSSSSSSSherman.

[Anonymous No.10373266]

>>10373232
it's either a LARP (99%) or she thinks you're a total idiot
unironically KYS either way

[Anonymous No.10373284]

>>10373232
please guys i want to respond quickly this time so she doesnt lose interest. what should I say?

[Anonymous No.10373300]

>>10373284
yeah let's meet up and i'll show you my big fat stack *wink*

[Anonymous No.10373304]

>>10373284
Tell her buy Turtlecoin 100k EOY

[Anonymous No.10373313]

>>10373232
>Let's get to know each other again. Let's go hiking at x and I'll cook dinner for you afterwards.

[Anonymous No.10373319]

>>10373232
You should make up a number and then turn it around on her. Ask her why she didn't buy when you told her too (back when that was).

Also if you want to fuck her you can bring her shopping and drop 250-500$ and you're good.

I hope you have over 10 btc for your sake

[Anonymous No.10373321]

>>10372649
>apologies
>every fucking message have a smiley face

kill yorself OP... but please continue :)

[Anonymous No.10373322]

>>10373284
Ask her you guys can discuss about it over a coffee.

[Anonymous No.10373327]

>>10373266
>she thinks you're a total idiot
He is. Why did he respond in the first place?

[Anonymous No.10373334]

OP kys

[Anonymous No.10373353]

>>10373284
Y really just wanna trick her into fuck y didn't y? Haha y poor virgin. How pathetic, pretend to be rich to loose your virgin in gold digger.

[Anonymous No.10373356]

>>10373046
This. Faggot OP is pathetic

[Anonymous No.10373360]

>>10372649
>succubus wants your money
>entertaining the thought of anything but telling this bitch to btfo

[Anonymous No.10373376]

lol

[Anonymous No.10373416]

>>10373300
>>10373313
>>10373319
>>10373322
you guys really think i should be that direct? i am actually kinda scared to basically ask her out like that.

also to the anon who said i should ask her why she didn't buy, well i never told her to buy. in fact i have barely even spoken to her. we are coworkers but its not like we are good friends or anything. i am actually shocked she even texted me. she must have heard from another coworker that i told i had crypto. also sadly, no, i don't have anywhere near 10 btc. i only have about 0.5 btc

[Anonymous No.10373487]

should i really ask her out? i am afraid to do that because i'm worried she will reject that and it would be awkward at work. i was thinking of just saying "I have 100 BTC" and leave it open ended. that way maybe she would initiate. what do you think about that? i don't want to wait much longer to respond this time

[Anonymous No.10373507]

>>10373416
Ok thanks anon for the background, sorry that you're gonna get lol'ed at for this one considering your small stack and that this is a roastie coworker.

You don't have the kind of cheese that she thinks you have, so you've only got her interest until you reveal that you don't have many bitcorns. You need to deflect her inquiries into your bitcoin stack emotionally; act as if you're offended by her asking how many you have and that it makes you uncomfortable and its inappropriate because _____________ (maybe last person you told pestered you for some). Again, take her on some sort of date and she'll want your cock because you told her "no". Women behave like this all the time. You just need to be not autistic when you ask her out or meet up with her and you also have to initiate. Anyways, good luck. The hike isn't a bad idea either.

[Anonymous No.10373516]

>>10373487
take her out for drinks yeah
then fuck her and then AND ONLY THEN reveal you're actually poor as fuck

[Anonymous No.10373518]

>>10373416
>>10373487
>S-should I really just ask her out? She literally asked if you wanted to talk in person which is your go signal. You will be a virgin for the rest of your life if you're this much of a balless wonder.

[Anonymous No.10373539]

>>10373516
he is a larper and in the slight chance he isn't he's a total cuck, even if he managed to see her naked due to some magical powers of the universe he would end up with rape accusations as soon as he revealed his shrimp status

[Anonymous No.10373540]

>>10373487

Don't say you have 100 btc, it would be better to say that you are a believer in bitcoin long term and am holding your coins until at least 2020 for "retirement" or "down payment" or "mid life crisis car" because you can.

Asking her out is a grey zone.... asking a girl to dinner is a DATE. Asking a girl to go hiking or get coffee is a date, but is so much more casual. Just pick some activity or place that you're comfortable with that she will feel included and appreciated in.

[Anonymous No.10373554]

Fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.10373563]

>>10373487
Text her that you can tell her over lunch. If she asks you how much you've got when you're out with her, tell her "a few". If she asks the exact amount say 3 or 4

[Anonymous No.10373584]

>>10373321
Lel

[Anonymous No.10373602]

>>10373487
Don't listen to these inexperienced autists. The lies will catch up, and she'll act like the hyena that all women are when she finds out. On top of that, if she's under the assumption that you're well-off, she'll drain your fucking finances. She's just after your money. She doesn't actually like you. Get a fucking hold of yourself.

[Anonymous No.10373619]

wish me luck anons i took your advice...

[Anonymous No.10373629]

>>10372649
>i don't mean to bother you :)
she already thinks youre a cuck beta and she is right. gold digger to the extreme. your only shot is to lie about having a lot of bitcoins

[Anonymous No.10373640]

>I don't mean to bother you :)

[Anonymous No.10373648]

>>10373619
>do you want to go on a date?
>if you don't want to it's ok i'm a virgin

good job op

[Anonymous No.10373650]

>>10373619
You could've saved yourself. Now, best case scenario is that she realizes that a. You're not well off or b. You really are autistic and gives up either way. Worst case scenario? That depends on how far the lies go, if you decide to embark on that suicide mission.

[Anonymous No.10373652]

>>10373507
>The hike isn't a bad idea either.
All first dates should involve physical exertion as it will stimulate the release of dopamine and serotonin, much better seduction tactic than the typical drinks laziness and sets you apart from 90% of men. Would normally recommend something a bit more strenuous than hiking like going to a rock climbing wall or going kayaking but a lot of anons are horribly out of shape.

[Anonymous No.10373677]

>>10373619
FOR FUCK'S SAKE ANON, MAKE HER BELIEVE IT'S A *PRIVILEGE* TO BE WITH YOU. DON'T FUCKING APOLOGISE OVER TRIVIAL SHIT LIKE THAT. DON'T EVEN CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT SHE "WOULDN'T WANT TO"

[Anonymous No.10373678]

>>10373619
U Gonna get stabbed nigga...

[Anonymous No.10373688]

>>10373619
ugh your utter lack of game is painful to watch

>"if you don't want to that's fine too!"
yeah. You don't have to tell her she has the option of rejecting you. Trust me, she does it all the time.

[Anonymous No.10373693]

>>10373619
should tell her that you will whisper it in her ear while you fuck her in the ass
Then while you are fucking her whisper that you have $20 worth lmao

we know this is larp though.

[Anonymous No.10373703]

>>10373619
Anyone falling for this shitty Photoshop larp is greener than a dollar bill

[Anonymous No.10373705]

>>10373619
>if you don't want to that is also totally fine!

Are fucking kidding me OP? Are you asking for advice and then totally fuck everything? Good god this faggot is dumb.

[Anonymous No.10373722]

>>10373619
>If you don't want to that is also totally fine!

[Anonymous No.10373734]

>>10373619
>Hi Anon! How many bitcoins do you have? ;)
>Would you like to discuss that over a coffee? You can always say no, hehe

Cringe overload

[Anonymous No.10373737]

>girl instantly replies that she would like to suck his dick
Nice LARP fag

[Anonymous No.10373742]

>>10372753
Any strait up asks you how much money you have . One did to me and i pump and dumped her . They WILL take your shit anon

[Anonymous No.10373750]

at least make the larp less obvious

[Anonymous No.10373754]

>>10373640
This
I've always had an easy time picking up women, but even then, in highschool I used to think that this betacuck approach actually worked. Because, even as a strongwilled/assertive personality, I thought "it'll separate me from those other jerks and they'll see how COOL and PASSIVE I am!". Doesn't work though, especially when you're not actually passive at your core; leads to a lot of fucking fighting and screaming matches. On the other hand, OP probably is a passive betacuck, inside and out, and that just means he's prone to being used up and spit out by gold digging roasties.

It's better to be assertive (doesn't mean rude), confident (yet humble), and 100% truthful. Weeds out the shitty women (most women you will ever encounter) and you'll probably end up finding good wife material.

[Anonymous No.10373783]

now what the fuck do i say. i am so confused why couldnt she have just said a simple yes or no?

[Anonymous No.10373801]

>>10373783
why do you actually go to such hastle to make bait threads with fake text? can it get any more pathetic?

[Anonymous No.10373804]

>>10373619
Sherman you just came off beta af congratulations. I hope she got a stap on because you are the bitch in this relationship

[Anonymous No.10373805]

>>10373783
10/10 larp. Thank you, OP.

[Anonymous No.10373806]

>>10373677
Dubs confirms

[Anonymous No.10373822]

>>10373232
Meet her tell her that you have some 100 btc fuck her and leave her forever

[Anonymous No.10373823]

>>10372649
there is only one answer.
.023489765

[Anonymous No.10373830]

Please tell me this a LARP

[Anonymous No.10373831]

>>10373677
i know a lot of you keep saying i fucked up. i never said i was good at this shit. that is why i need your help. i am kind of inexperienced with this type of stuff

[Anonymous No.10373835]

>>10372723
>Tell her you have a lot
>Pump and dump
>Show her how much you have the week after so she can't accuse you of rape
>???
>Profit

[Anonymous No.10373837]

Awesome, another Sherman/Brittany thread. All these kids falling for it again and again. I’m tired, really tired.

[Anonymous No.10373840]

>>10373783
You need to make yourself 100% believe that you have 100btc and act accordingly. Imagine it and believe it. You will not be making such shitty beta responses and she might actually be attracted to you.

[Anonymous No.10373845]

>be boomer
>watching the millenial kids get buttdevistated for an obvious LARP
>tfw sold LINK for $1.00 and bought silver

[Anonymous No.10373848]

>>10373783
Mention that the number is complicated or some shit because you diversified into alts

[Anonymous No.10373857]

>>10373840
This doesn't mean you tell her you have 100btc. If you actually had that there's no fucking way you'd tell her. Just believe it and let it come out through your actions and demeanour.

[Anonymous No.10373858]

>>10373783
Just tell her "apparently you are more interested in Bitcoin than me. You know you can just google stuff about bitcoin and not lose dignity with your pandering."

[Anonymous No.10373880]

>>10373783
She sensed weakness from your weak ass reply and at this point is questioning if you're worth her time.

[Anonymous No.10373886]

>>10373783
>haha that's so sweet
>do I make you nervous or something?

[Anonymous No.10373896]

>>1037378

You’re a terrible LARPing faggot but I’ll bite, tell her it’s your dirty little secret how many you have and nobody, not even your family, knows the number you have and that you want to keep it that way so it doesn’t change your relationship with anyone

She’ll suck your cock within 5 mins of hanging out

[Anonymous No.10373899]

>>10373783
please help me with a good reply to this. i feel like this is my last chance not to mess it up

[Anonymous No.10373925]

>>10373899
>digits
Tell her you have 1.2 billion doge

[Anonymous No.10373945]

>>10373783
tell her your internet name is Satoshi and if she googles it she'll understand why you don't talk about your corns.

[Anonymous No.10373966]

>>10372649
“I don’t know, how many are you worth?”

[Anonymous No.10373982]

>>10373899
this is probably larp, but if you are serious, stop acting like the biggest faggot on this planet.

[Anonymous No.10374004]

>>10372649
Don't tell her you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.10374014]

if she Shows tits tell her the first number and so on...

[Anonymous No.10374019]

>>10373899
Reply this: "No, not nervous or anything. I just don't like talking about money. I think is a little rude that you appear from nowhere asking about bitcoin. Don't you think?"

Please OP, don't be a beta faggot again.

[Anonymous No.10374021]

>>10373783
Just say enough BTC to get my dick sucked by any chick I want.

[Anonymous No.10374022]

>>10373619
oh my god...
this must be fake

[Anonymous No.10374023]

>>10373899
Post linkedin pic.
We need to see if she is worth the effort

[Anonymous No.10374046]

>>10373982
> probably larp

[Anonymous No.10374053]

>>10373899
write her "tits for the first number of my stock"
if get, reply with x,xx2.5
then next number on the date

[Anonymous No.10374082]

>>10373899

Flip the script you autist. For your sake I hope this is a larp.

“Haha nah, I barely know you. Let’s get drinks and see if the conversation gets exciting enough for personal finance :)”

Make her work for it

[Anonymous No.10374101]

thank you anons! do i need to say anything back or should i just wait until work tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10374122]

>>10374101
100% fake.

This is just sad.

[Anonymous No.10374134]

>>10374101
This whole thread is so obviously fake and gay fuck you op kill yourself you stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.10374145]

>>10374101
Don’t say anything. Make sure you get your dick wet on the first date and drop her or she’ll find out you were lying. Plus it leaves the door open if she keeps messaging you

[Anonymous No.10374344]

>>10374101
lmfao you retard. why did you lie

[Anonymous No.10374359]

>>10374101
You fucked it up but maybe use some leverage like creating a fake portfolio with 98btc and tell her you lost 2 BTC trading last night or something.

[Anonymous No.10374376]

>>10374101
if you wanna larp as a woman might as well be a trap fgt

[Anonymous No.10374398]

>>10374101

This is 100% a larp

[Anonymous No.10374469]

Where are the fucking MODS to delete this pathetic larp?

[Anonymous No.10374472]

>>10374101
>just checked my schedule
>every night is free

[Anonymous No.10374511]

>>10374101
> :) :) :)
If I wasn't certain this was LARP now I know

[Anonymous No.10374520]

>>10373487
>I have 100 btc
>But I still wageslave
Not only are you larping, but you're incredibly stupid.

[Anonymous No.10374535]

>>10372675
the OP is literally holding his dick in his hand while reading this

[Anonymous No.10374641]

>>10372670
HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.10374755]

sherman, why are you such a betacuck.

[Anonymous No.10374803]

>>10372649
>shreman
>s>sherman
>>>sherman
THERE IS SOMEONE ON THIS WEBSITE NAMED SHERMAN

[Anonymous No.10374806]

Fake as shit

[Anonymous No.10374827]

If you trick her into having sex with you, and then she finds out you don't have any BTC, she will just file a rape charge against you even though it was 100% consent

[Anonymous No.10374853]

>>10372697
I wonder wtf is the purpose of these threads. are there psychology tests or something? are they data gathering/mining threads?

[Anonymous No.10374903]

>>10374853
It's to make /biz/ unproductive and useless as a resource. Why do we only talk about stupid unrelated shit? Posters become lurkers and eventually leave.

[Anonymous No.10374909]

>>10374101
If you have to check your schedule and realize that you can do any day of the week then you never had a schedule to begin with.

Weak as fuck bait thread but yet i still responded...fuck my life, hurry up and release main net chainlink

[Anonymous No.10374956]

>>10374909
I love the chainlink meme, it's really grown on me.

[Anonymous No.10375006]

>>10374827
>land of the free

thank god I don't live in that shithole

[Anonymous No.10375030]

>>10375006
>says the impoverished yurocuck