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10353983 No.10353983 [Reply] [Original]

>you are walking alone down a dark alley
>the person pictured suddenly steps in front of you
>you notice the glint of a sharp metal object in his hand
>he looks you dead in the eyes
>"Blood on my knife, or shit on my dick. it's your choice."
>wat do?

>> No.10353998

>>10353983
I make my decision but get the fuck out of there before the transaction can process

>> No.10354046

>>10353983
"Blud on my knifhe, or shit on my dickh. it's your chois"
i read it in his voice

>> No.10354053

>>10353983
360 the fuck outta there

>> No.10354062

>>10353998
kek

>> No.10354076

>>10353983

The dude weighs like a 100 pounds. I'll just throw my backpack at him and he'll literally fall over and get crushed by it lol.

>> No.10354077

>>10354053
you’d be right in front of him retard

>> No.10354080

Fucking put my foot and stomp kick it through his sunken chest cavity and most likely break his spine

>> No.10354087

>>10354077
GAHD HEEM

>> No.10354090

Kidnap him and torture him until he gets me his eth keys

>> No.10354097

Shoot him with my gun that I legally carry because I live in America

>> No.10354127
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10354127

>this guy blocks your path
>throws a stack of benjamins on the floor
>tells you to bow

wat do?

>> No.10354186

>>10354077
LMAO!!!
Read this 5 minutes ago just now answering

HAHAHAHAHA top kek

>> No.10354190

>>10354127
his mom haha gottem
chainlink 69k eoy

>> No.10354229
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10354229

>>10353998
fpbp

>> No.10354231

>>10353983
Punch him directly in his scrawny skelly fucking face. I wouldn't even bother taking his knife.

>> No.10354242

>>10353983
>be me, normal sized male
>use my average strength to pick up and power slam this twink looking faggot into the pavement