Give me your best Chainlink FUD Copy Pasta

[Anonymous No.10351962]

I'm finding the positive sentiment on Chainlink quite annoying and there's a few groups working to raise awareness. Fuck them and fuck you too if you support their efforts.

Give me your best Chainlink FUD copy pasta.

It's time to scare people into selling.

[Anonymous No.10351970]

>>10351962
It's time to drop this coin back to $.16 where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.10351976]

nice try fagot, there is no copy pasta. wahtever you read was real

[Anonymous No.10352055]

Yup let's kill our holdings before it ever gets off the ground, great idea. We don't want those le ledditors maing any money so let's crash Link and lose all our money. Great idea OP, le smart based edgy fudders going against the grain. So intelligent, so euphoric

[Anonymous No.10352061]

>>10352055

if you are this retarded you will sell your link early anyway.

[Anonymous No.10352084]

>>10351962
>smartcontract.com
>ico is not a smartcontract

gg no re

[Anonymous No.10352086]

>>10352061
Yeah, I'm retarded, let's kill first mover advantage and ruin the reputation of Sergey's project. And lose all our money in the process. So smart. At least no le ledditors won't make any money either, oh wait, they won't be any worse off because they never bought it due to fud and everyone's on biz holding Link lost their money.

[Anonymous No.10352414]

>>10352086

did you consider this is just part of shaking faggots like you out?

[Anonymous No.10352453]

>>10352086
>4chan memes determine whether Chainlink succeeds or fails

[Anonymous No.10352520]

>be dApp dev
>need some external api data every 5 mins
>could write a quick oracle in an afternoon
>instead i am going to spend tens of thousands of dollars every 5 minutes to buy $1000 stinkie linkies so i can pay some virign neet neckbeard in moms basement to use his JSON parser.

[Anonymous No.10352568]

>>10352520
ok now prove to a certainty that your oracle is reliable

[Anonymous No.10352591]

>>10352086
Chainlink is going to live or die based on partnerships. There is a reason Sergey isn't marketing and it's because the coins price doesn't mean shit until it's accepted by the industry. Keep FUDing on leddit and keep the price low so we can accumulate more.

[Anonymous No.10352599]

>>10351962
what happened to all the shadowfork fud?

[Anonymous No.10352606]

>>10351962
5 star Link FUD General reporting in.
Pasta? What pasta you talking about?
I'm like the fucking federal FUD reserve, my Link FUD is freshly minted on the daily straight from my stinkie linkie presses.
Let it be known that I was FUDDING Link long before Link Fud hyperinflation hit.

1000 suicides eoy

[Anonymous No.10352614]

>>10351962
Day 1 of SIBOS 2017. Blockchain studd Sergey Nazarov is sitting in the front row.

A stuffy gray-haired banker is going over the oracle problem and how it's an open problem that haven't been solved for a 100 years.

"Fucking newfags" Sergey mutters to himself. The banker hears him. "Excuse me? Did you have anything to say?"

"The oracle problem HAS been solved" Sergey replies smugly, and then tells him about ChainLink.

"Nonesense" the banker says while going to their website. As he's reading the whitepaper he visibly shaken. "I can't believe this... I can't believe this" he says with a cracked voice. Finally he regains composure and proclaims "Conference dismissed. THE ORACLE PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED!!"

Hottest girl in the room (SIBOS is 90% women) starts sucking Sergey's cock right there while the second hottest girl fingers his ass.

Biz, where were you when Sergey solved the Oracle problem?

[Anonymous No.10352621]

>>10352086

>being this fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.10352748]

>>10352621
Still waiting to know why this json parser has any value beyond the one given to it by some deluded retards in a degenerate board
They now blame the fud but the price has been tanking for months now

[Anonymous No.10352817]

>>10352748
it's only following bitcoin like the other shitcoins, it will all change when the singularity comes, however. hope you have a suicide stack

[Anonymous No.10352959]

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

[Anonymous No.10352999]

>>10352959
did he say when amazon and facebook are announcing partnerships???

[Anonymous No.10353014]

>>10352959
>>10352614
You are a MANIAC!

[Anonymous No.10353050]

But when Hodges joined the dev team, he witnessed “one of the legendary crypto disasters of all time”, describing it as a “$32m train wreck”.
He was shocked to discover that Sergey – who he claims arrived on location “weighing about 300 pounds” – would not recite words written for the SIBOS presentation: “He wanted to improvise it all.” And Sergey would rarely emerge from his trailer: “They were flying in these hapless [SWIFT] executives to try to beg him to come out of his damned trailer.

“Sergey was only answering the door when the pizza man came. This was the best news that the pizza-makers of San Francisco, this big town, had ever had because Sergey was consuming industrial quantities of pizza while ruminating on what the hell he was going to do when he had to face the investors. I think there might have been an existential terror there.”

[Anonymous No.10353104]

[Anonymous No.10353129]

>With changes being made to the Whitepaper on a daily basis, actually learning it seemed pointless, so Nazarov had his pages read aloud to him line by line via an earpiece during the infamous SIBOS presentation. Sometimes the signal would be drowned out by a local police scanner, and Ellis would later reminisce about Sergey shouting in the middle of the Presentation: “There’s a robbery at Woolworths”.

[Anonymous No.10353423]

I was at my local McDonald's the other day when I saw an overweight man in plaid huddled in the corner by the restrooms. He was intensely focused on something in front him and it wasn't until I got closer I realized that he was playing with the Legos that came with his happy meal. He kept prying the plastic pieces apart and rearranging them on the edges of the table, occasionally muttering the odd phrase or two about "decentralized oracles". Globs of ketchup and mustard were dripping on his shirt from a half eaten big mac laid down nearby. I rushed home and immediately market sold all of my link. I will never be duped by that man again. Just thinking about it makes me sick.

[Anonymous No.10353642]

>>10351962
they are at least a year away from main net. Why?

They are at link node 0.3.0...main net net til 1.0.0. They don't know how they are doing consensus or reputation and there is still no testing on test net.

[SmartGuy No.10354079]

>>10351962
Well I heard the oracle decreed that Sparta will not go to war during the Carneia
>no moon

[Anonymous No.10354089]

[Anonymous No.10354096]

>>10351962
Oraclize is already caching up and has REAL partners

[Anonymous No.10354106]

>>10351962

>It's time to scare people
this pic