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Admit it. It's true. Pic related.

>> No.10337781

I thought that this was common knowledge?

>> No.10337811

>>10337756
>be me
>get up when I want
>go to gym
>stroll into work around 9AM
>look at system logs, answer 1 or 2 emails
>daily work over in 5 minutes
>make 6 figures, full health, dental, vision, pension
>be sysadmin
>not making money for anyone but myself
>be government employee
Keep working hard and paying those taxes, wagies.

>> No.10338371

>>10337756
they dont enjoy it, they dont have another choice

>> No.10338400

>>10337756
Who gets dressed before they take a shit?

>> No.10338437

>>10337811
How do I get this cushy gig?
I am 23 and am working on docker/kubernetes based app migrations

>> No.10338438

> be me
> passionnate about reverse engineering
> love my job
> wake up when I want
> work efficiently, so no need to rush
> leave when I want as long as the job is done

The secret is to find something you like that is profitable, do it good, find the right people who appreciate your work and don't suck your life for their profit

Good luck

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10338472

>>10337756
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME FUCK YOU

>> No.10338529

>>10337756
And yet they are healthier, happier, and more accomplished than the average neet on Ebaumsworld

>> No.10338535
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10338535

>>10337756

>> No.10338630

>>10338529
No, no they're not.

>> No.10338640

>>10338529
>Ebaumsworld
found the boomer plebbitor

COPE

>> No.10338647

>>10338529
who /hamncheez/ here

>> No.10338657

>>10338647
I prefer Deenz myself

>> No.10338712

>>10337756
>Not getting up at 5 am like every successful person
>Not having a passion in life and becoming a master at something
>Thinks being obese and a socially retarded porn addict is making it because he has 5 figures in crypto
>Never gonna embrace the chad lifestyle of mastering a skill to be in the top .01% and pull over 7 figures a year banging 11/10's

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10338740

Skip the force feeding and force shitting. Just get up and go. Healthier too.

>> No.10338743

>>10338437
> docker/kubernetes
I almost vomited reading this, start working on modern tech senpai

>> No.10338761

>>10338630
They have jobs. You're already beating out 75% of the users here

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10338814

neet of 4.5 years here, there's only so much you can do as a neet

currently applying for pizza delivery jobs because i need some money to invest in hobbies, gym, quality food, supplements, my own shoebox apartment so i can do what i want without disturbing my family, and i have a business idea that doesn't require much initial capital but can scale.

plus once i am familiar the misery of wageslavery, i feel like i'll be more motivated to study while i'm not wagecucking

i just hope that toilberg can give me a chance at being a good little toildrone

>> No.10338839

>>10338743
what is more modern than kubernetes? Mesos seems to be loosing track.

>> No.10339054

>>10338712
what's ur skill, big guy?