/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10337721]

>live in a small, very rich beach town in Connecticut (capital of insurance and retirement finance)
>avg house is 1 mil+
>see event at local library
>guy from "Wall Street" talking about crypto to boomers
>library is literally packed with institutional money
>Every parking lot, nearby street is full of parked cars worth your house or more
>wall street guy shilling crypto saying that this is just the beginning etc
>all these old boomers want to invest and complain that their finance managers refuse to help them

Yeah, the bull is soon. The Jews can only hold off these people for so long

[Anonymous No.10337737]

>walk in towards the end of show
>q&a time
>ask about chainlink
>before he gets the chance to answer, I turn 360 and walk out the door

[Anonymous No.10337746]

>>10337721
>presentation ends
>alright, now here is how to get started
>make sure to go to this special url it will redirect you to coinbase with my promo link
>it will give you a better rate when buying

[Anonymous No.10337772]

>>10337721
1/10 larp

[Anonymous No.10337779]

bull run checkem

[Anonymous No.10337789]

>>10337772
http://stoningtonfreelibrary.org/event/thoughtful-thursdays-norb-vonnegut-bitcoin/

[Anonymous No.10337910]

>>10337721
Why do they need their finance manager to help them out when they can just buy that shit on coinbase?

[Anonymous No.10337934]

>>10337910
Anon you're grossly overestimating how tech savy the average person is let alone the average boomer

[Anonymous No.10337947]

>>10337910
Sure, your 100$ investment would be easy on coinbase. These people need to move millions into it if they want to justify the trouble of speculation. And they don't trust any company that doesn't have someone they can shake hands with. Being poor must suck, anon. But being stupid? Wow

[Anonymous No.10337959]

>>10337721
West Haven?

>>10337721


>>10337721

[Anonymous No.10337982]

>>10337959
Wtf, no. That place is full of niggers and sjw cucks from Yale. I'm talking about a literal right wing white people sanctuary.

[Anonymous No.10338356]

>>10337959
Any city along I-95 is just a cheap resource for slave-labor (besides Stamford). CT has the richest communities in the entire U.S of A, but the cities are absolute nuke tier.

[Anonymous No.10338388]

>>10337721
Post a pic of this packed library or
K
Y
S

[Anonymous No.10338408]

>>10338388
get on your plane, come over, and check it out yourself. If you are too poor or busy to do that, then you should be the one killing yourself. Also, it ended an our ago dip

[Anonymous No.10338427]

>>10337721

>library
>”Wall Street”
>boomers

OP is desperate for the pump and stuck in the dump.

[Anonymous No.10338446]

>>10338427
Can you read? I linked the events website, why would I come here to desperately shill if I'm already living in a multimillionaire community lol

[Anonymous No.10338681]

Good thread, OP, sorry that this board is now too retarded to even process it.

[Anonymous No.10338709]

lol this is your own event isnt? Oh well I appreciate the effort

[Anonymous No.10338715]

>>10338446
multimillionaires shill stuff all the time...

[Anonymous No.10338720]

>>10337789
It's probably a good thing I didn't fly my private jet over there to watch, I'd have been rubbing my palms together so hard I would have caught on fire if I had seen this.

[Anonymous No.10338726]

>>10338681
Thank you, I miss the golden days from /g/ and the ETH bullrun. I guess I put this board on a pedestal because of those memories

[Anonymous No.10338732]

>>10337737
if you turn 360° you're back at the same point retard

[Anonymous No.10338734]

Also:

>very rich beach town in Connecticut (capital of insurance and retirement finance)

>they need finance managers to invest for them tho


I believe in crypto but your story doesnt add up

[Anonymous No.10338746]

>>10337737
>>before he gets the chance to answer, I turn 360 and walk out the door

180

[Anonymous No.10338750]

>>10337772
>>10337910
>>10338388
>>10338427
>ITT: People so retarded that they can't even comprehend a simple post on 4chan
I am feeling pretty chadlike in this moment

[Anonymous No.10338758]

>>10338732
sure is new in here

[Anonymous No.10338764]

>>10338746
Gtfo new fag

[Anonymous No.10338765]

>>10338746
>>10338732
it's a new world and i don't like it

[Anonymous No.10338767]

>>10338734
>>10338746
>imagine being this new

[Anonymous No.10338792]

>>10337721
Library ? Try harder anon

[Anonymous No.10338795]

>>10338767
what did I say? I know the 360 meme but what did I miss?

[Anonymous No.10338798]

>>10338726
This board has literally turned into /pol9k/ because of how badly it's moderated... If someone isn't trying to flood the board with a p&d coin, they're posting like a JP Morgan shill paid by Jamie Dimon to shit up this once-influential place
Feels kinda like we've been raided desu

[Anonymous No.10338801]

>>10338734
You clearly don't understand how rich people operate(or my post for that matter). Let me break it down for you. Most people inherit wealth, or obtain it through means that don't require finance skills. If you knew what having real money is like, you'd know that soon you get too lazy to make any positions or calls for yourself. Who do you go to when you are thinking of spending money on a spec but don't know the kyc, laws, or regulations surrounding it? The man you hired to manage your wealth. The state of Connecticut is known for it's insane wealth gaps and is the headquarters for many huge insurance and finance firms. Please, do not try to poke holes in something you have no experience with. Enjoy poverty.

Love,

Jeff

[Anonymous No.10338815]

>>10338732
>just can't walk away through the into path around inside things

[Anonymous No.10338825]

>>10338801
>If you knew what having real money is like, you'd know that soon you get too lazy to make any positions or calls for yourself

LOL.

[Anonymous No.10338878]

>>10338801
This is unironically accurate

[Anonymous No.10338904]

>>10338801
>But Dr. Tom Stanley, author of The Millionaire Next Door, found through his research that about 20% of millionaires became that way through inheritance. The other 80% are first-generation rich. That means they started from nothing and piled up money. It's very doable.

>https://www.daveramsey.com/blog/millionaire-myth-busters

literally first result. Once again, LOL

[Anonymous No.10338937]

>>10338801
For people like professionals - e.g. doctors and lawyers this is actually correct. But for real, big money this is way off.

[Anonymous No.10338946]

>>10338904
>thinking being a millionaire is rich
Now I know you must be really poor. Most boomers have a net of a million because they bought houses. Also, read the second part of my sentence describing origin of wealth. Go home, kid

[Anonymous No.10338959]

>>10337721
so what coins did he talk about

[Anonymous No.10338968]

>>10338946
>moving the goalposts

The level of larp is unbelievable. I truly hope nobody went to your shitty presentation because if they did they'd see how clueless you are and wouldnt buy my bags

[Anonymous No.10338975]

>>10338959
I came in at the end because I had no interest in sitting around listening to boomers try to figure out the internet. But he stayed with the top 10 afaik

[Anonymous No.10338989]

>>10338968
I never moved a goalpost. Every time I mentioned million in this thread, it has been plural.

[Anonymous No.10338996]

>>10337947
coinbase does limit you to like 11k a week
how the fuck can you buy like ~250k of bitcoin instantly?

[Anonymous No.10339002]

>>10338989
>institutional money
>they dont manage their own funds

LMAO I'm still keking hard at this jesus christ. Please tell me what coins you own so I dont buy them

[Anonymous No.10339008]

So reading biz and plebbit this is just a scam. Not by definition but by the community. No one cares about the tech. No one actually wants to buy $3000 ethereum to have a smart contract that operates a refrigerator or something gay. You are all just looking to dump your bags for some profit. You look at the possible ETF announcement as that catalyst. My hope is drained by just reading about the the next PND on normies. I really hope we have years of capitulation left and you all leave.

[Anonymous No.10339023]

>>10338996
OTC or similar arrangements. They are done on an individual basis, meaning series' of negotiating and it is the exact same process for cashing out any sizable sum.

[Anonymous No.10339059]

fellow nutmegger here. typical nouveau riche bragging about wealth. confirmed; op is a larp

[Anonymous No.10339078]

>>10339002
Thanks for the (You)s. You know I'm right, and now you are picking at the words in my posts. And yes, even insanely rich people have other experts advising them. In fact, not having someone to witness and help you is financial suicide. You really think an individual can manage the wealth of corporations and trusts? If that's so, why doesn't bill gates run his own trust by himself if it's so easy to manage? I know being outed as poor on a finance board is embarrassing, I know your jealousy of being late to the party seethes out, but please restrain that in this thread.

[Anonymous No.10339094]

>>10339078
>You know I'm right, and now you are picking at the words in my posts.
>Also, read the second part of my sentence describing origin of wealth

Oh man he doesnt stop. Look pal, just tell me what you're in

[Anonymous No.10339108]

>>10339094
Tether

[Anonymous No.10339109]

>>10339023
thanks, do you know which exchange offers the best OTC services?

[Anonymous No.10339123]

>>10339078
>he thinks I meant they manage their own money LITERALLY
>by themselves

KEK. Everyone has met a financial advisor but you still make the call with your money. Thanks for the laughs OP

[Anonymous No.10339135]

>>10339108
I bet you would buy a scam coin. You mean this to come off as a joke but you really hold some scammy chink shit huh? HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.10339148]

>>10337721
>very rich town
>average house 1 mil
you can do better than that

[Anonymous No.10339155]

>>10339109
Depends on your country and amount of funds. Kraken was good for a while, bitfinex had it's run.
>>10339123
You're welcome, hope my advice pulls you out of poverty, and you're anger is being communicated well through your multiple posts with typos and questionable grammar. If anyone here isn't autistic, they'd clearly see you are in fact not laughing

[Anonymous No.10339179]

>>10339155
>calls me out picking out words in his posts
>does the same thing


>>10339148
It's his own event he needs to shill it somehow

[Anonymous No.10339239]

>>10337746
I've honestly had this exact same thought. Just quit my job and start going around crypto-evangelizing in retirement towns. Let them know I'm doing this for free and if they want to repay me, just use these handy referral links to signup to coinbase and binance. I'd be helping start the next bullrun and be doing my part to siphon boomer bucks back into the economy via my wallet.

Too bad I'm a 32, virgin, acne-ridden, obese hikki outside of the office or the plan might even work.

[Anonymous No.10339240]

>>10339179
>Deleting rage posts
>Trying to come off as cool mister smooth master debater
>Thinks winning an argument involves finding holes in wording, not reasoning
You're a smart kid

[Anonymous No.10339264]

>>10339240
>he saved my shitpost

Just stop. I deleted it because I felt bad and now it's just funny

[Anonymous No.10339276]

>>10339240
>>Thinks winning an argument involves finding holes in wording, not reasoning

Anon....I...

[Anonymous No.10339302]

>>10339276
You have yet to give me an argument to refute, you have yet to give any reason to why you are talking to me other than you think it's "funny" I called you poor. You don't need to explain why you deleted a post that outed you as a mad sad poorfag, you need to explain why you think I'm wrong. Use a fact, its not as scary as you think

[Anonymous No.10339329]

>>10339302
I literally posted an article and you revised your definition of rich

>1+ million dollar homes
>but 1 mill isnt rich
>boomers got rich from buying homes

You're all over the place. Theres nothing to argue because your changing it all the time. And dont get me started on you thinking rich investors dont pay attention to their money. That was just funny

[Anonymous No.10339418]

>>10339329
Once again, misreading my posts. Ill organize it so you should get it this time.
>1+million dollar homes
A home does not and should not define any person's entire net worth.
>but 1 mil isn't rich
Yes, 1 mil isn't rich, and I never said it was.
>Boomers got rich from buying homes
Once again, I said they became millionaires, not rich. Of course, interpretation of the word "rich" is subject to opinion. But my definition has never once in this thread been a net worth of a million dollars. Your article references millionaires specifically, not multimillionaires or billionaires. That pool of data is too large, there are a huge amount of millionaires. It can't be compared to my claim of how institutional or family wealth originates, because one million dollars could not support the lifestyle of a rich family or group. Try again

[Anonymous No.10339463]

>>10339418
Dude it's easy to clarify now and make up your reasoning along the way.

>Your article references millionaires specifically, not multimillionaires or billionaires

And you're logic is retarded. Thinking billionaire, institutional investors "dont make the calls". Please just go to bed I'm not gonna argue because you're being disingenuous and will just keep changing your definitions. Pump your own conference somewhere else, Norb.

[Anonymous No.10339525]

>>10339463
Thanks for conceding, I appreciate your loose understanding of how debate works and it was fun to show you how reasoning will always outweigh resorting to finding hypocrisy when in an argument. Perhaps you should spend more energy on fact finding and constructing an argument of your own next time you choose to debate. And if you bothered to check the time zone of my "larp", you'd see it's 9pm. I have quite a long night at the local club I hang out at ahead of me. Good night!

[Anonymous No.10339568]

>>10339525
>I have quite a long night at the local club

I cringed

[Anonymous No.10339598]

>>10339525
You destroyed that faggot. I salute you fellow Southern Connectikike.

[Anonymous No.10339599]

>>10339525
>how reasoning will always outweigh resorting to finding hypocrisy when in an argument

.

[Anonymous No.10339601]

>>10339418
Seriously, please stop with these "imma light tha fuse that staats the boorun" you silly bitch.

[Anonymous No.10339624]

Sam is that you? If you still are in the Providence or New Haven areas, come hang out at my beach house. I'd love to swap ideas for world peace 2

[Anonymous No.10339662]

>>10339525
Aww, don't they bring you a chair, or bring you a water when you're sucking hundreds of dicks at your local small super-rich multi-billionaire 1 million-dollar-house library club?

[Anonymous No.10339749]

>>10339662
I laughed so hard at this, really good work

[Anonymous No.10339761]

>>10339598
Thanks, I only live here in hopes of running into the hyde and becoming his new sidekick

[Anonymous No.10340265]

>>10337721
>very rich beachtown
>not on the gold coast
I live in Greenwich, get on my level faggot
Also,nobody cares about crypto in my gated community, it's pleb shit, pure and simple. Ejoy your nouvea riche daydreams, they won't last

[Anonymous No.10340337]

>>10339662
hes doesnt hang out with millionaires hes to retarded

[Anonymous No.10340380]

>>10338946
https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/269593

You're wrong like everything else you talk about but ok

[Anonymous No.10340426]

there are towns all across connecticut that can say the same thing (1+ million average home price), it doesn't mean shit. That is middle class lawyer/doctor housing. These people work for a living. In my are the schmucks live in Darien and New Canaan and take the Metro North every day right next to smelly beaners and wagies. They don't know shit about $, it's not surprising they want to get rich overnight on crypto because they can barely afford the taxes on their crappy houses. GO see a 500K to 1.5 million house anywhere on the CT coast outside of fairfield county and it's a shit colonial in decrepit condition with narrow staircases, rotten siding, a miniscule yard and rooms the size of a 19th century whorehouse. Housing prices are high because wages are high in the NYC metro region but they live no better than some rube in a cleveland suburb and have no better judgement as to how and where to invest.

[Anonymous No.10340474]

>>10339008
shoulders
hair
eyebrow ridge
hands

[Anonymous No.10340499]

>>10338746

[Anonymous No.10340556]

>very rich
>1 million

thats like below the average house oprice in my city

[Anonymous No.10340582]

>>10340426
>>10340556
Avg house price here is more in the 5-6 mil range, but these are vacation homes for Floridians to escape niggers in the summer

[Anonymous No.10340589]

>>10339008
This x1000

[Anonymous No.10340621]

>>10337789
I know you. Your name is evan

[Anonymous No.10340638]

>>10339239
>Too bad I'm a 32, virgin, acne-ridden, obese hikki outside of the office
Get yourself a waifu anon.

[Anonymous No.10340760]

>>10340474
Yes.

[Anonymous No.10340809]

>>10337772
>>10337789
lol btfo the fuck out

[Anonymous No.10340824]

Who names their son Norb? wtf?

[Anonymous No.10340856]

>>10338746
There's always who falls for it. Or fake falls for it.

[Anonymous No.10340914]

>>10337721
OP, thanks, good thread, didn’t even read the brainlet replies. I’d appreciate your perspective on something:

I’m in the baby steps of starting my own crypto consulting gig (24yo boomer), I’ve been buying on the darkweb since 2013 and i follow everything in crypto with a rabid obsession. So I’m going to hold an absolute beginner’s guide to bitcoin and etc. type presentation at my dad’s house (it’s roughly mansion-tier) to kick off some interest and hook first potential clients.

I’m in a relatively wealthy mid-size MD city and daddy agreed to invite a bunch of his well-off, clueless, boomer friends. I know my shit when it comes to general crypto knowledge, but obviously have no experience myself buying OTC as a lot of these old farts will probably want to consider. How should I go about educating myself on how to advise normies to do this?

Any tips would be appreciated; I know I might be jumping in the deep end a bit since this will be a first for me as far as starting my own business & what not. But I’m committed and know I’m the right kind of autist to do this sort of thing so I want to make sure as best I can that I go about it correctly.

[Anonymous No.10341059]

>>10337947
>they don't trust any company that doesn't have someone they can shake hands with

The way of The Boomer.

[Anonymous No.10341172]

>>10338996
I can buy 100k on coinbase a week

[Anonymous No.10341380]

>>10340914
Thank you, its smart to ignore the pissing contest that fucked this thread.

The best way to start is to pretend you know what the fuck you are doing. Thats pretty obvious, but it needs to be said because the charade needs to go both ways. These boomers need to believe you know your shit, and the exchanges need to believe you got the shit.

Mad respect on staying on top of the deep web shit, I jumped out after all that crazy bullshit last year with the markets being shadow run by the feds.

Here's the thing: these guys know nothing about this market. Its like no other. Its money, but also a project. its a business, but also a tool. They will have to take your word on the shit you feed them.

Here is the best way to advise normies on doing heavy crypto: dont. Tell them you know your shit, and for a price they can be on the same boat as you. Guide them, but dont educate. Give them a taste of what it means, but leave the magic to yourself. They wont be afraid of this because its the same trick any fund or finance management will pull on them.

As far as OTC negotiations go, most exchanges will be extremely motivated to do business. You should get a lawyer to review anything long-term, and to draw up the contracts you sell to the boomers. These boomers will dip their feet, and if really can pull a profit, they will eventually go all in. With the right contract, your liability will be virtually null.

Don't be afraid to shop around with OTC, get them to compete on fees, because that is your margin. A few points is the difference between your profit and a waste of your time.

And when actually presenting to these folks, be prepared to address the FUD without making them confused. Be confident with your facts and numbers, dont sell a fantasy, sell something realistic.

last tip: find someone who know their shit too and will partner with you. People will be more confident if there is two guys standing up there instead of one.

[Anonymous No.10341479]

>>10340380
>billionaires
thats just pure luck

[Anonymous No.10341537]

FUCK
YEAH

[Anonymous No.10341549]

>>10341172
how did you get those limits?
I cashed out about 350k there last December but can only buy 11k a week now

[Anonymous No.10341572]

>>10337721
>Connecticut
Have fun being overrun by Puerto Ricans

[Anonymous No.10341654]

>>10341380
you're doing exactly same stuff as I do, but seems you have been much luckier to born in more wealthy country. anyway I'm trying to reach oligarchs through my shady connections because I know for sure oligarchs and other rich fucks have heard about crypto and they are interested, but right now need literally anyone who has a credit in their eyes to explain what is this. then it takes very little time to make them cash in. I do feel this is what is happening all across the globe right now, but it will go much intense in coming months as people will start to be scary about crisis which is right around the corner

any thoughts on "BTC time traveler 2025"? as far as I see this is exactly direction we're heading towards, just asking if I'm not alone with this feel

[Anonymous No.10341703]

>>10337947
so theres this monkey right

called 'sir gay'

you wont believe what its done. only gone and raised 32 MILLION for a crypto currency. ran off to spain with the money. weird innit?

[Anonymous No.10341769]

>>10338732

There's always a catch with this one.

[Anonymous No.10342130]

>>10337789
>Average house is 1 million

[Anonymous No.10342143]

>>10339761
Will you fund MDE season 2, plz, and save Sam Hyde from dissolution into a deranged egomaniac, Mr. Whale?

[Anonymous No.10342590]

>>10337721
Assblaster said it, the exchanges took their profit, now it's wallstreet's turn.
They obviously have a target price where they'll dump everything, so don't miss selling the top this time bizbros.
>tfw i don't care about those pleb games since all in link, comfy as fuck