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>yfw someone actually takes the suck dicks meme seriously and becomes a millionaire
I am waiting for it.

>> No.1033207

>>1033203

You know there are top female executives at fortune 500 companies right?

>> No.1033215

>>1033207
Could also work for getting favours from closeted higher ups.

>> No.1033220

I would unironically take this offer.

You know there's rich gays who have paid for their boytoy's college, house, car and anything else right?

You can fart out all the cum later but that money will stay.

>> No.1033226

>>1033220
So will the crippling feeling that you sold your body, dignity and pride to have sex for money and gifts.
Those thoughts will be scarring and you might not sleep at night. But at least you went to college and missed out on nights because you had to spend weekends with a tail butt plug while 3 men in their 40's laughed and jacked off to you.

>> No.1033230

>>1033226
It doesn't need to be that bad. And yeah it's worth it.

While some guy will be wagecucking for 5 years to pay off his student loan you just take a dick in your ass once in a while and live a great life. You can even have girlfriends too, it's not like you're a sex slave.

>> No.1033238

>>1033230
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/cunanan/stories/gigolo4.htm

Are you good looking enough to just be a physical sex object? By posting on 4chan, it's safe to say the old men would want very dirt things that the good looking boy toys won't do.

Especially if you are looking for college tuition paid for.

>> No.1033257

>>1033230
it's a dead end thou. by age 27 you'll be left for the next crop of 18 year olds, if you aren't addicted to drugs to coop by then.
Sure you make money, but it's not THAT much

>> No.1033269

>>1033257
It's not that much, agreed. But it doesn't mean you don't do anything in your life.

Consider it a little "boost", normally you'd need to pay off your student debt for years before you could invest real money... Now you don't.

>>1033238
Dunno senpai. It's just an idea and it certainly seems feasible.

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1033630

>>1033226
>So will the crippling feeling that you sold your body, dignity and pride to have sex for money and gifts.

I'm American, I don't give a fuck.

>> No.1033640

>>1033203
Dick sucking doesn't work for guys. You can go on CL and find thousands of dudes willing to suck for free.

>> No.1033643

Memes aside, would you let guys suck you off for money though?

>> No.1033717

Biz dudes, Consider the iconic female porn stars of the late 90s \ early 00s. The big names. Belladonna, Jenna Jameson, etc.

They literally sucked and fucked their way into investment class, then invested into their own brands, diversified their market share, and became multi millionaires. Even Jules Jordan is sitting pretty on her cuckin' money.

Food for thought.