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[Anonymous No.10329288]

27 yo boomer here, btw it taste like SHIT. liquid cancer

[Anonymous No.10329297]

shut your whore mouth - monster is legit

[Anonymous No.10329316]

[Anonymous No.10329319]

nothing better than sipping on some liquid diabetes, continue goy.

[Anonymous No.10329325]

>>10329319
Sugarfree, just full of pajeet piss.

[Anonymous No.10329339]

>>10329325
>Sugarfree

even worse kek

[Anonymous No.10329341]

>>10329288
You're not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10329434]

>>10329339
sucralose doesnt fuck with your insulin
probably gives you weird cancer tho

[Anonymous No.10329458]

Hi
Got my local store to stop stocking this shit. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.10329464]

>>10329288
28 year boomer, can confirm. Normal energy drinks taste better

[Anonymous No.10329735]

Funds are safu

[Anonymous No.10329968]

>>10329288
It does taste like green apple flavored monster. I wonder what was their endgame making an energy drink for kids.

[Anonymous No.10330001]

>>10329434
still better than aspertame

[Anonymous No.10330025]

>>10329288
Why does everyone say it tastes like shit?
I smell FUD, will buy myself one soon.

[Anonymous No.10330076]

>>10330001
Aspartame is harmless.

[Anonymous No.10330092]

>>10329288
31 year old boomer here. Just got a four pack to put in muh fridge.

[Anonymous No.10330135]

32yo boomer here who loves the taste.

[Anonymous No.10330145]

it tastes funky but not bad

[Anonymous No.10330150]

Makes your breath stink like shit

[Anonymous No.10330165]

>>10329434
are u t1 like me, brother?

[Anonymous No.10330193]

18 year old boomer here who loves it

[Anonymous No.10330309]

>>10330145
Monster is like bitconnect of energy drinks

[Anonymous No.10330321]

>>10330193
Starting early I see. Good, good. Can hook you up on those cancer meds for many many years!

[Anonymous No.10330347]

>>10330076
>by-product of e.coli culture.
>harmless

Drink that shit up faggot, you gonna be blind by the time you are 50.

[Anonymous No.10330391]

>>10330347
Provide proof or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10330418]

>>10330347
take a guess which bacteria naturally occur in your gut flora

[Anonymous No.10330468]

>>10330418
Yeah but its not supposed to go in ur mouth, your Mother told me when she gave me a rimjob last night for only 10000 satoshis.

[Anonymous No.10330478]

>>10330391
The proof will come to you eventually. Just keep sipping.

[Anonymous No.10330488]

>>10330418
>take a guess what comes out of my Gastrointestinal tract
>yummy and harmless.

faggot

[Anonymous No.10330512]

>>10330478
yeah sure thing Big Sugar kike

[Anonymous No.10330529]

>>10330512
>Big Sugar

holy shit, my sides..

[Anonymous No.10330532]

>>10330512
lol retard
it's literally all the same people

[Anonymous No.10330538]

>>10330001
Aspartame is the second most studied supposedly harmful food additive after monosodium glutamate. Neither is actually harmful.

[Anonymous No.10330596]

>>10330538
sure thing pal, you just keep using it then.

[Anonymous No.10330628]

>>10330596
This happened before medications taken during pregnancy were tested or controlled. Notably, the FDA refused to approve it due to its lax testing. You should read more scientific journalism, not ads or press releases.

[Anonymous No.10330681]

>>10330596
>1960
Nice, i bet you think MSG is also bad for you

[Anonymous No.10330693]

>>10330076
read about phenylalanine, this shit has always fucked with my head. no diet anything for me figured that out

[Anonymous No.10330732]

>>10330538
That monster shit will give u acid reflux like crazy after a while tough. All the aids and cancerjuice fucks up the stomach splincher

[Anonymous No.10330769]

>>10330628
>You should read more scientific journalism, not ads or press releases.
>British Medical Journal Jan 23, 1960 Pages 4-5

And who do they advertise to in the British Medical Journal, and other medical Journals? And why?

my previous point is that mistakes and oversights are made despite the standard testing of the time.
It is also synthetically cultured, and there is little biological precedent on how our bodies ability to cope with the foreign substance.

Just these fact alone makes advocating Sugar over Aspartame, very easy to objectively justify.

Maybe you should take a lesson in common sense and risk analysis, if unknown and potential risks outweigh the benefit, and there is an entirely safe alternative, where the harmful effects are well known, and can easily be mitigated (you know, like Sugar), why would you advocate for the potentially more risky option?

Unless you are into feeling good for absolutely no reason, in which case perhaps Heroin is for you.

[Anonymous No.10330781]

>>10330693
I don't have phenylketonuria

[Anonymous No.10330814]

>>10330769
sugar is not exactly harmless all these fat amerilards are the product of too much sugar. Artificial sweetener can be an alternative to sodas with sugar.

Water is not for everybody although is is for sure the most healthy drink.

[Anonymous No.10330836]

>>10330769
Aspartame has been studied above and beyond modern extensive medical standards; its safety is supported by the results of 600 scientific papers over 40 years. You'd know this if you bothered to find out the truth, instead of falling for some leftie Greenpeace antivaxxers' emotional "muh unnatural substance" propaganda. Protip: Nancy Markle was an imaginary character.

[Anonymous No.10330891]

>>10330814
>amerilards are the product of too much sugar.
The problem isn't the sugar clearly, because despite the same, or even greater availability, other countries don't seem to get that effect.

That problem my friend, is a cultural one. Which leads me inevitably to my next question:

Since you are here, would you like to talk about the Jews?

[Anonymous No.10330903]

>>10330891
why not talk about cyclists?

[Anonymous No.10330956]

>>10330903
oh sweetie. There is no causal link between cyclists and the degeneracy of the west. (This includes the cultural obesity problem, in case you are still struggling to see the relevance)

Except for maybe those budgie-hugger shorts they wear..faggots

[Anonymous No.10330964]

>>10330693
Don`t eat apples then faggit

[Anonymous No.10330992]

>>10330347
Soured milk, fermented food. etc omg it comes from a germ. Hell even penicillin comes from germs.

Get educated brainlet.

[Anonymous No.10331007]

>>10330956
so you agree that juice makes you fat?

[Anonymous No.10331022]

>>10329434
Makes my colon do work, MONSTER shits after 30 mins or so

[Anonymous No.10331032]

>>10330992
technically penicillin comes from a fungus but yeah fuck that guy

[Anonymous No.10331056]

>>10330836
Yes and how is Aspartames use preferable to sugar, in a normally functioning person that has a reasonable diet?
this may shock you mate, but i have come to the conclusion by basic common sense.

to dumb it down for you:
sugar ain't broke so why fix it
Our bodies have developed and are built to process sugar
if you are getting sick from it, make sure you can into moderation
Taking something, that has only been consumed and studied for the last 40 years, when all you have to do is lower you consumption of shit food/drinks.

Looks like Aspartame is a quick fix to allow people to keep consuming unnatural amounts of shit. That, is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.10331135]

>>10331056
I consume aspartame because it has literally 0 harmful effects. If you claim otherwise you need to prove it.

[Anonymous No.10331136]

>>10330468
absorb thru rectum??

[Anonymous No.10331138]

>>10331032
I used a simple term he would understand. He is probably googling fungus as we speak, trying to find out what it means.

[Anonymous No.10331157]

>>10330992
>>10331032
penicillin wasn't cultured from what is essentially an asshole fungus/germ.

Milk and penicillin also served a purpose, there wasn't a more effective solution readily available.

Fermented foods and drinks are usually done for it's savour, as opposed to any actual benefit; goes a bit into the subjective to be a valid counter point. I think.

why should we use Aspartame instead of Sugar again?

[Anonymous No.10331196]

>>10331157
you can use both no one forces you to drink either.

If you don't trust research be my guest and stick to what has been working out for you.

[Anonymous No.10331206]

>>10329288
Orange is better

[Anonymous No.10331226]

>>10331135
>I consume aspartame because it has literally 0 harmful effects.
KNOWN harmful effects.
Hey, if you want to continue consuming it, good luck to you. I hope those studies are never contradicted in time, and we created an absolute perfect chemical substitute for sugar, (when there is nothing wrong with sugar to begin with)

I will stick will sugar myself, i am not convinced that your Aspartame™ has it beat just yet.

[Anonymous No.10331235]

>>10331056
Also you should be drinking coffee like a real boomer (preferably black so no one can fuck it up when they make it). People been drinking coffee for 100’s of years with no proven ill effects. It actually might even be beneficial to your health if done in moderation according to several studies. No one knows what impact the shit in all these energy drinks will have on your body after 20-30 years of continuous use

[Anonymous No.10331249]

>>10331157
Does not skyrocket blood sugar, does not promote inflammation like sugar does.

So for people with diabetes or chronic inflammation problems it`s pretty damn useful.

[Anonymous No.10331260]

>>10331249
>So for people with diabetes problems it`s pretty damn useful.

I think time would be better spent solving the diabetes problem.

[Anonymous No.10331285]

>>10331260

[Anonymous No.10331287]

>>10331226
Better stay careful with what you eat, there might even be chemicals in your Green & Natural™ food.

[Anonymous No.10331387]

>>10331249
If i have to explain to you the evolutionary reasons why our blood sugar skyrockets when we consume sugar, i'm going to have a fucking fit.

If you already have a high blood sugar level, then yes, over consumption can lead to diabetes.

But here is the issue again, diabetes is a result of over-consumption of sugars, that is a behavioral problem.

Soooooooo....reduce the consumption seems a more logical solution than chemical SUGARS that have 0 kJ!
(Aspartame is so chemically different from sugar, but being used as a substitute, it astonishes me that there could be no side effects, as you all claim)

>>10331287
not a treehugger mate, i just don't see why so people advocate so much to substitute something when sugar isn't a problem.

I am not like "anti-aspartame" or some shit, i have and do, on occasion, consume it. I simply don't seek it out or declare it a victor over sugar for muh humankinds an da buture! I take objection to those that do because it is counter-intuitive and i am curious how they have come to such a conclusion. you do want me to learn don't you anon?

I think they are all fat desu.

[Anonymous No.10331397]

>>10329968
their endgame is selling sugar caffeine water for 2.79 a can. you’re a fucking moron if you pay that, i don’t care how much money you have

[Anonymous No.10331448]

The only energy drink I can say Ibreally liked was Jolt cola. It came in a can that looks like a battery. They thing has a ton of caffein too. Like it was enough to give you the jitters from like one can.

[Anonymous No.10332081]

>>10329288
Tastes just fine to me. Maybe you have retarded taste buds.