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not really /biz related, but i just bought one of these and it's life changing

i can't believe i've been wiping my ass with toilet paper like a third-world savage my whole life when i could have been sitting down to a warmed toilet seat and having pulsating jets of water clean my ass followed by a blowdry

>> No.10327750

>>10327631
>just now

So you've been walking around with a stinky butthole all this time?

Disgusting

>> No.10327759

Bidets are nice. Luxurious but an asshole will be an asshole and within 1-2 hours it will start to stink again no matter what you do. There’s no pro tip to beat that.

>> No.10327762

>>10327631
Congratulations on not shitting like a pajeet

>> No.10327772

>>10327750

I live in the US and the norm here is just using toilet paper

>> No.10327782

>>10327631
I'm buying one of these as soon as I own. That warm water shooting up your poohole feels pretty good

>> No.10327789

>>10327631
Imagine walking down the street with one of those babies! Enjoy getting stabbed and robbed, pajeet.

>> No.10327793
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10327793

>>10327631
>try a bidet
>positioning stream
>increasing the stream pressure
>get a halfy

>> No.10327795

If you got poop on your hands would you just wipe it off with paper? Of course not. So why the fuck does everyone do that for their butt?

>> No.10327810

>>10327759

You should see a doctor if your asshole smells an hour after you shower or clean it

>> No.10327901
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10327901

>>10327772
>I live in the US and the norm here is just using toilet paper
No it's fucking not you disgusting subhuman trash. The only people who wipe their ass with a piece of paper and call it a day in the US are rednecks, niggers, and other disgusting sub-humans.

Educated white American here. Listen the fuck up: toilet paper is only 50% of the job, and it's not necessary if you assume the squatting position. It's a cheap and convenient way to get the majority of shit off your ass, but the real game-changer are wet-wipes. You can clean deeper, and wipe the inside of your asshole properly. You can actually thoroughly disinfect and completely wipe off 100% of the shit particles. Just using toilet paper is full-pajeet mode.

I can't even imagine wiping my ass without a wet wipe. It sickens me to know so many people have NO FUCKING CLUE how to wipe their ass properly. I've known many white families who use wet-wipes (it's not hard to find out, just visit their bathroom for a quick piss), so I know I'm not alone in this.

>> No.10327926

>>10327810
You must not get the point.

>> No.10327940

>>10327795
Well... I wouldn't just spray some water at my hands either.

>> No.10327946

>>10327631
Does this have to do with that one thread where op had mudbutt?

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>>10327901
Probably because you're a fag and you need to worry about getting all of da poo poo so you don't get it all over the cock of whatever stranger is pounding you at the glory hole tonight. Enjoy your pozzed hole.

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>>10327901

im a white american who grew up lower middle class. the only thing i knew growing up was wiping my ass with toilet paper. The bear on the Charmin commercials is wiping his ass with toilet paper and not wet wipes.

The only person I ever knew who used wet wipes was a gay roommate I had years ago and I guess he wanted his asshole to be sparkly clean for his boyfriends

All i'm saying is everyone should be using a bidet because it's been a game changer for me, and most people in the US don't use one.

>> No.10328011

>>10327926

Neither do you.

>> No.10328064

>>10328008
Bidets without wiping first doesn't get it all out, and the blow dry thing op is talking about just blows the bacterias around.
I lived in south america before USA, all of us who move here learn tp is better than spraying water because the shit splashes everywhere. You need abrasion to get the poo out.

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10328081

>>10327631
The funny thing is, 3rd world countries have been using bidets/watering cans (as shown) to wash their asses after pooping for centuries. Even street shitting Indians do this.

>> No.10328088

>>10327901
Anybody else just spit on tp to wet wipe ghetto style?

>> No.10328095

>>10328008
>The bear on the Charmin commercials is wiping his ass with toilet paper and not wet wipes.
kek

>> No.10328104

>>10328064

the first few times i used it, i wiped my ass afterwards with toilet paper because i didn't fully trust it. But after I saw there is never any shit left, I stopped using any toilet paper afterwards

>> No.10328131

>>10328104
Well i still use toilet paper to dry my ass afterwards.

>> No.10328161

>>10327631
Muh Japanese?

>> No.10328173

>>10328104
Isn't that disgusting tho? like the jets must be dirty. squirting clean water through the toilet water stained jets makes the water all dirty. All those germs landing in your anus...

>> No.10328185

>>10328173

You do realize where all the germs originate from, right? And it's clean toilet water, after the flush

>> No.10328194

>>10327940
That's called washing, you dumb son of a bitch.

>> No.10328216

>>10328185
yeah but just flushing doesn't make the toilet bowl clean. That's why you clean your toilet a minimum of once per week.

>> No.10328220

>>10328173

installation involves hooking up a hose to the water line, so the water isn't coming from the toilet water. The water shooting into your ass is no different than the water coming out of your sink. Also the model I bought supposedly has a "self-cleaning" nozzle

>> No.10328224

>>10328194
WHO THE FUCK WASHES WITHOUT SOAP?
Get out I can feel your disguisting germs.

>> No.10328225

>>10327631
Which model of washlet did you get?

>> No.10328228

>>10327901
This man is correct. US anon here and I didn't even realize there were people who only used toilet paper until I went away to college and observed it (figuratively) with my own eyes. Now if I'm somewhere that doesn't have wet wipes, I take a quick shower. Anybody not using these, seriously, I'm not judging but try it the fuck out. It'll change your life.

>> No.10328247

Wtf? People still use toilet paper? These things are STANDARD in every home in east asia.

>> No.10328284

>>10328225

BioBidet BB-600, it was $320 on Amazon. the best money I ever spent

>> No.10328348

>>10328247
>These things are STANDARD in every home in east asia.

I know, and i'll i'm saying is these should be standard here in the US. I don't know about other people but i've never encountered a bidet in my life in the US until I bought one myself.

>>10328228

Listen, i've been to five star hotels in the US and they never have bidets or wet wipes, it's only toilet paper and nothing but toilet paper

>> No.10329111

>>10327901
I take some regular TP, wet it at the sink and use that to wipe

>> No.10329151

>>10327631
>toilet paper like a third world savage

You realise only westerners use toilet paper and third world savages literally use water right?

>> No.10329166

>>10329151
If you had shit on your hands would you clean wash it with water or only wipe it with toilet paper?

>> No.10329188

>>10329151

Stick your hand in your shit, wipe it off with only paper, then smell your hand. That's what other people smell when they're near you

>> No.10329200

>>10328220
I know that but the bowl itself is dirty cause it came in contact with dirty water. Even if you flush and clean water comes along, the bowl is not 100% clean. Making the jets by extension, dirty.

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10329229

>>10329200

as you can see, the water level is nowhere near the spray nozzle

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10329251

This thread is great but why am I learning how to wipe my ass from /biz/?

>> No.10329257

>>10329229
When you flush, millions of shit particles erupt from the toilet (if you don't put the lid down) and end up all over your bathroom, even in your toothbrush.

Now, whether you put the lid down or not, the compartment where the jet rests, WILL get full of micro shit particles and gems. The water will be clean but the jets won't be. it's literally more sanitary to use wet wipes.

>> No.10329276

>>10327631
thought it was one of those clamps you use to close the chip bag that may or may not also have a magnet on it so you can stick it to the fridge

>> No.10329300

>>10329257
>When you flush, millions of shit particles erupt from the toilet

what you are describing is just a result of flushing the toilet though and has nothing to do with using a bidet or not.

If you know shit particles are going on your toothbrush already (even without a bidet) what the fuck do you care if shit particles are hitting your asshole?

>> No.10329370

>>10327901
>Just using toilet paper is full-pajeet mode
ironic, even pajeets asshole is cleaner than the American asshole, pajeets use either a bidet if they're rich or a jug of water if they're poor.

take the hand wipe pill and save money on toilet paper. if you wet your wiping hand and then pour water over your asshole you'll get a deep clean and your hand won't even smell afterwards. of course you need to wash your hand properly after this.

>> No.10329441

>>10329370
This is why I never eat at Indian restaurants

>> No.10329445

https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

>>10327631
I have one of these. Will getting that seat squirter make my toilet a god with this combo?

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10329743

>>10327901
Hey I'm black and I use a bidet. Update your knowledge whitey.

>> No.10330009

>>10327901
imagine wasting money on shit u wipe your ass with lmao, just use paper or wet the paper before if u want to have a "clean" asshole lmao, just so you know like 60 % of the poopulation doesnt even wash their hands after going to the toilet

>> No.10330419

>>10327631
>like a third world savage

I hope you drop your fake sense of superiority the same way you dropped dry ass wiping.
3rd worlders all have a hose next to the squat toilet (the next redpill yoy should take) they use to 100% clean their asses before wiping it dry with toilet paper.
Going around with an ass filled with dry shit is the ultimate savagery.

>> No.10330493

>not having a prolapse that hangs low enough to be submerged in the toilet water anyway

feels so good when it swirls around on the wipe flush

>> No.10330497

>he doesn't spit on his toilet paper and wipe accordingly

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10330533

>>10328088
yes fren

>> No.10330569

>>10329257
The nozzle retracts back and the underside is covered.Just don’t flush until the bidet does it’s thing with self cleaning.

>> No.10330583

>>10329188
You're supposed to fold the paper enough to prevent contact and then wash hands after closing the lid pajeet.

>> No.10330627

If you aren't eating 3 currys a day or junk food jets aren't needed. Sometimes after wiping you'll see it wasn't even necessary.

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>>10329257
people that actually care about this are the people that will get a serious infection and die young

it's good to train your immune system a little bit anon. otherwise you'll get a shock when you venture outside your clinically clean bathroom.

>> No.10330924

Is that the xiaomi bidet?

>> No.10330944

>>10329257
I've always thought the toilet should be in a separate stall in the bathroom, maybe something like a toilet inside a shower stall-like thingy

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10331009

>>10329111
checked
same here, man.

>> No.10331037

>>10329370
>Hand wipe
Use a high pressure bidet then wipe with a toilet paper. This is the only correct way.

t. savage third-worlder

>> No.10331088

>>10327631
I absolutely commend you OP. I myself have the lux neo 120. It blows my mind that people that come over refuse to use it. Like what the fuck, smearing shit around with splintery wood pulp vs running water, how is it not an easy choice

>> No.10331215

>>10330783
>the irony of saying eat shit and die

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10331277

post yfw you realized 300million amerifats are waddling around with stinky, shit covered assholes all day long every single day on their planet earth, because none of them have had the sense to attach a water sprayer to their toilet in 242 years of their country's existence

>> No.10331296

>>10331277
Go shit in a stream, pajeet. Typical white person co-ordinate their shits before daily shower.

>> No.10331312

>>10331296

>admitting to washing his shitty crack with his fingers in the shower, and getting shit-water and particles all down his legs

where were you when amerifats admitted to being literally covered in shit as their morning ritual?

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10331388

>>10331296
Pic related is you, isn't it?

>> No.10331403

>>10327631
>not really /biz related
That's fine, just shit up the board anyway

>> No.10331434

why don´t yall just use normal toiletpaper, take a bunch and hold it under clean water.
the you wash your ass with it.

you get everything clean and after that you take a shower and clean you ass again.

a bidet is best but not needed.

the only disgusting thing is not using wet paper

>> No.10331458

>>10327901
third worlder here, even I use toilet paper + baby wipes.

>> No.10331469

>>10331434
>why don´t yall just use normal toiletpaper, take a bunch and hold it under clean water.
>the you wash your ass with it.
You shouldn't need to.

>> No.10331493

>>10327631
bidets are the norm in my 3rd world country since the 80s

get on my level burgers

>> No.10331527

>>10327631
>>10327901
>Sterilizing your anushole or blasting it with water
You fucks are the worst
I'll stick to my toilet paper thank you

>> No.10331530

>>10331493
>visit literal third world country (Philippines)
>bidet in the bathroom of the hotels and restos and malls

>visit "greatest country on earth" USA
>dry toilet paper(and that is it) in hotels, malls, restos and homes

LITERALLY 300 million people wandering around with shit caked assholes. WHY.

>> No.10331545

>>10331530
Yeah, literally the only thing I miss when I travel to Europe.

>> No.10331551

Using this turned me gay. Having the water jet hit my ass felt so good I started wondering what its like to have a dick in there

Soon enough I started jacking off thinking about trannies fucking my ass and now theres no going back

>> No.10331617

>>10331551
are you stupid?
anal related sexual stimulation doesn´t change your sexual preferences.

a lot of straight men know that your anus is very sensitive and sexual stimulation here is a pleasuring.

do you ever heard of prostate massage, milking or pegging?

if you ask me, it is much more gay to kiss a guy than getting something in your butt.

>> No.10331644

>>10331617
dude ive been literally craving having shemales or feminine guys stick their dick in me. how is that not gay?

>> No.10331697

>>10331644
it is gay but the bidet doesn´t turned you gay.

>> No.10331744
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10331744

>>10327901
Enjoy jamming estrogens up your ass

>> No.10331773

>>10327631

which one did you get and how much was it?

>tfw go to mexico @18
>tfw use a bidet for the first time in a hotel
>tfw getting sweet butthole stimulation with hot water after a relaxing poop
>tfw 28 and ready to upgrade the bathroom experience in my home

>> No.10331852

>>10331527
You just go around with shit in your asshole? Just immagine how much shit there is on the hair in your asshole...forming little clumps at the end each hair swinging around like tarzan on a vine....
The bidets we have here are way simpler....nothing shoots up your asshole..it's like a huge sink you sit on and do it with your hands...use soap and thats it. I just dont get people that dont wash their asshole after shitting....

>> No.10331929

>>10327631
How do you clean the sprinkler when it inevitably gets covered in shit and piss particles? We have bidets here and even without I'd prefer TP and wet TP when necessary.
Plus can it really clean better than scraping the asshole with your fingers covered in paper?

>> No.10332038

>>10331852
You're a dummy, no 'little clumps' are hanging from your asshole, you wipe it off that's the point
People are unironically too clean nowadays anyway, the way you're framing it sounds just like the kind of propoganda that handsanitizer businesses put out
I can't imagine it's healthy to destroy the microbiome around your sensitive sphincter, but Idk

>> No.10332143

>>10331744
I didn't see wipes on there. Also, if all the stuff on there was that bad, wouldn't everyone be fucked anyways?

Not saying they are wrong, but I avoid foods like onions, and try to not eat things that have been heated up in plastic containers. Do you really do everything in that image lol.

>> No.10332284

>>10331929
Pls answer. I'd literally prefer a device that actively extracts and disposes of the shit as it approaches/exits the sphincter and is personal. at least it'd save me some time. I'd never use that toilet seat knowing someone else might have had his shitty water sprinkled all over the thing.

>> No.10332511

>>10327901
> not hiring Mexicans to wipe your ass

>> No.10333113

>>10332143
Oh of course its virtually impossible to avoid all these things. You would need to basically never touch plastic and good luck with that. I am assuming you typed 'soi', you should actually eat 'raw onions', they give you a major boost of energy. What are all the cleaning agents in the wipe? I am sure some of them will have xenoestrogens.

>> No.10333149

>>10327901
>he doesn't carry around a collapsible water bottle and a 3oz container of shower gel for when he needs to shit in public
I have the above on my desk at work. Thinking of getting another one for my car

>> No.10333205

>>10332284
>a device that actively extracts and disposes of the shit as it approaches/exits the sphincter and is personal

your referring to an enema my dude. my advice to you is stop being a pussy. you think our cave man ancestors didn't run around with shitcaked anuses? unless you have faggots literally eating your ass out regularly there is no point in being so thorough.

>> No.10333271

>>10328228
This is bullshit. Every American hotel and pretty much every house does not have a bidet in them

>> No.10333454

>>10327810
My butthole starts smelling 5 minutes after I wipe my ass.

>> No.10333471

I only shit at home in the morning or at night so I always shower after shitting, but I do use wet wipes still.

>> No.10333531

>>10327901
Imagine being this gay.