/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.10319975]

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Basic rundown on options:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

Previous thread: >>10313675

[Anonymous No.10319990]

>>10319975
that was a close one wew

[Anonymous No.10320008]

>>10319965
You keep changing your story which leads me to believe you are larping.

[Anonymous No.10320010]

First for being a dividends boomer

[Anonymous No.10320029]

How can I trust this is actually /smg/ if it wasn't posted in the last thread? This is probably some fake pajeet-tier /smg/ clone.

[Anonymous No.10320030]

>>10320010
How much in dividends did you receive last quarter?

[Anonymous No.10320056]

>>10320030
~$1100 last quarter

[Anonymous No.10320062]

are we, the /smg/ers, buying Newell Brands?

[Anonymous No.10320063]

>>10320008
youre fucking retarded
ask anyone ITT
ive been trading options on TLT since february. me and baggy were the only ones that were doing it back then.

and me and nikkei catch the more obscure bonds on their monthly div runups

[Anonymous No.10320064]

>>10320056
What size is your portfolio 100k?

[Anonymous No.10320068]

>>10320010

[Anonymous No.10320074]

>>10320064
just about, 98K

[Anonymous No.10320082]

>>10320062
I sold because it rose like a gajillion percent

[Anonymous No.10320084]

>>10320063
Again you're trading options on bonds which makes you a degenerate too. Adding baggies name to the mix does nothing to help you.

[Anonymous No.10320097]

>>10320062
I'm not.

[Anonymous No.10320098]

>>10320082
>a gajillion percent
when did you buy it?

[Anonymous No.10320104]

>>10320084
holy shit m8
go back and read the last thread if you want
im holding CWB and NBO rn
im grabbing some TLT to hedge my puts, and im leaving town for the rest of the week to bury my fucking grandma
i aint got time to teach you how to fucking read faggot

[Anonymous No.10320115]

>>10320104
Even though you are larping, I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother dying. Unless that's a larp too.

[Anonymous No.10320116]

>>10320098
says 22.87

[Anonymous No.10320117]

PLEASE LCI STOP I BEG YOU PLEASE

[Anonymous No.10320124]

>mfw bagholding silver calls
I can't be the only one

[Anonymous No.10320134]

>>10320117
Below 52 week low any day now, then it will drop sub 10

[Anonymous No.10320140]

nice try, HMNY

[Anonymous No.10320193]

>>10320117

Should have listened to the frogposter

[Anonymous No.10320211]

alright who bought STZ
well?

[Anonymous No.10320241]

>GIS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10320243]

>>10320211
I don't drink stinky beaner beer so I didn't buy any of that stinky beaner stock.

[Anonymous No.10320255]

>>10320211
>American beer
lmao

[Anonymous No.10320263]

Psst /smg/ I'll let you guys in on my secret... watch TRUP

[Anonymous No.10320280]

>>10320241
at least our yields will go up

[Anonymous No.10320282]

>>10320255
American beer is the best beer in the world, completely unironically.
That beer is mexican beer, brewed in Mazatlan. its ok.

[Anonymous No.10320296]

>>10320255
all the mexican beer americans and restaurtns or whatever have is the Corona, modelo, and pacifico and STZ owns them all
Buy buy buy

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10320300]

>>10320263
What the fuck is happening here?

[Anonymous No.10320303]

>>10320263
>medical insurance for dogs and cats

Hmm

[Anonymous No.10320305]

>>10320282
>American beer is the best beer in the world
couldnt be more wrong, look at how much america ruined budweiser. when i visited prague we drank beer that came from the traditional budweiser brand and local factory, not the american pisswater and it was so much fucking better.

[Anonymous No.10320309]

>>10320010
>>10320030
>>10320068

I never understood how WB can be called the disciple of Benjamin Graham but BH doesn't pay dividends. BG makes the case in his book that a company that doesn't pay dividends is basically saying "I know how to spend your money better than you do."

I understand in the past there were tax issues with dividends vs. capital gains but those are largely gone now, right (for qualified dividends at least)?

[Anonymous No.10320321]

When is a good time to get in on PSMT? The pattern seems so obvious, but what causes it is it wise to continue to rely on it?

[Anonymous No.10320325]

>>10320255

TAP is looking pretty attractive right now

[Anonymous No.10320334]

>>10320309
Well, he has other companies that pay dividends like Kraft heinz
Berkshire is meant as a total return

[Anonymous No.10320351]

>>10320305
Americans drink to get drunk not to sip beer like bitches, that's why beer here is generally lighter than in other countries. A lighter beer means you can drink more for longer periods of time.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10320353]

>>10320305
actually samuel adams makes the best beer proove me wrong...

[Anonymous No.10320365]

THE BEARS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD DAY

[Anonymous No.10320367]

>>10320353
this is true

[Anonymous No.10320372]

>>10320074
You're yielding like 4.5% or so? I've got a portfolio basically the same size as you & i made like $2200 last quarter.

[Anonymous No.10320386]

>>10320124
sold those pieces of shit a long time ago

[Anonymous No.10320390]

>>10320115
lol
wtf would be the point of me LARPing about holding onto the slowest most defensive/protective asset class on the market?

hope you lose everything in the eventual crash faggot. peace

>I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother dying. Unless that's a larp too.
i fucking wish m8

[Anonymous No.10320395]

STZ is murdering all the other consumers
its about to be green today even

[Anonymous No.10320402]

>beers
>bears
This thread is getting too confusing for low IQ posters such as myself.

[Anonymous No.10320414]

>>10320402
>low IQ
That's a good thing today.

[Anonymous No.10320417]

>>10320372
im a mid 30s boomer. most my portfolio is in KO, PG, JNJ, AAPL, T, PFE and V.

I'm looking more into higher yielding div stocks but track record of payments keep me going back to these companies. i think my next three positions will be MMM, MSFT and KHC because I'm that boring

any higher yields you like?

[Anonymous No.10320419]

>>10320390
>hope you lose everything in the eventual crash
I won't, most of my money is cash at the moment waiting for the crash.

[Anonymous No.10320438]

>>10320417
GIS on sale today. ENB looking sexy for the future.

[Anonymous No.10320471]

>>10320417
KHC, GIS, STZ
JUST BUY IT

[Anonymous No.10320473]

>>10320438
GIS is a stock I likely won't touch because I don't use their goods. ENB looks bretty guud tho so i'll look into it

[Anonymous No.10320492]

>>10320473
You dont like yoplait?

[Anonymous No.10320517]

>>10320471
STZ bought my favorite brewery (Ballast Point) for $1B, will look into as well

[Anonymous No.10320518]

>>10320300
A bull run from a good company making money

>>10320303
It's actually very common in Europe and elsewhere, just not in the US (yet).

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10320520]

>>10320414
That's the stupidest product I have ever seen, they better be defective you want your customers to come back and buy more.

[Anonymous No.10320534]

>>10320417
>most my portfolio is in KO, PG, JNJ, AAPL, T, PFE and V.

[Anonymous No.10320538]

>>10320492
Siggi's is the official yogurt of /smg/

[Anonymous No.10320550]

>>10320492
I think the only product of GM i've eaten in the last 4 years was Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and I got it at costco, had one bowl, and the fucking dog ate 1.9 packages and shit her brains out for 2 days

[Anonymous No.10320572]

>>10320534
can't wait for the boomer memes 6 months from now when FANG crashes and "boring" companies put on 30%+

[Anonymous No.10320577]

>>10320534
I just bought 100 shares of NOK about a week ago, does that perk you up a bit?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10320592]

Scientists say it may actually be possible to live forever. What are some stocks you should just buy and hold?

[Anonymous No.10320609]

>>10320572
Owning FANG stocks is worse than owning boomer stocks.
>>10320577
Yes.
>>10320592
GE

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10320612]

I bought some LTBR today, I'm very scared desu

[Anonymous No.10320615]

>>10320592

here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.10320616]

>>10320305
There's more beer than Bud, lad. Since the 90's, and especially starting in the 2010's craft beer has exploded and now the best beer of any type (perhaps excluding honed german beers) is made in America. American brewers are inventing new beers, refining old techniques, its quite a Renaissance.

[Anonymous No.10320622]

>>10320263
>medical insurance for cats and dogs

people will do anything for their animals, smart

[Anonymous No.10320629]

>>10320550
>cinnamon toast crunch
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


anyway, It should be noted GIS and SJM are in direct competition with each other. Review both their product line. They are both rushing to make acquisitions of pet food for the fact the Generation Alpha will have more pets than childen

[Anonymous No.10320635]

shoot I was on a conference call and missed the T dip.

[Anonymous No.10320637]

>>10320622
People can't even afford insurance for themselves let alone their pets.

[Anonymous No.10320645]

>>10320622
In Canada, people will even let their pets lick their genitals.

[Anonymous No.10320661]

>>10320612
Might sell my DPW and scoop up some LTBR at the end of the day depending on how DPW closes before the bell.

Make room for me I might be hoping on the LTBR ship.

[Anonymous No.10320664]

>>10320612
Uhhh are you fforgetting?
I just bought 100 shares of cherokee, its your turn

[Anonymous No.10320668]

>>10320417
Look at UNIT. Down 13% today, can yield 13% if you buy at this price.

[Anonymous No.10320670]

>>10320592
AAPL

They have so much cash that they can get into any sector they want. Anything new coming up? they can just buy it. Who ever innovates something, they'll get around the patent and make it better.

If i did't love diversification i'd put all my money on Apple. Can't wait until their sex robot is built and i can save money spending it on dinners for girls i don't want to bang but i have nothing better to do

[Anonymous No.10320679]

I bought 30 shares of MU at 57.77. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.10320690]

>>10320668
interdasting

[Anonymous No.10320691]

>>10320661
I know the motto for /smg/ is do the opposite of what they do, an even better motto is avoid anything comfy buys like the plague.

[Anonymous No.10320699]

>>10320691

A broken clock...

[Anonymous No.10320708]

>>10320670
>buying an apple product
>saving money
You'll be lucky if it doesn't break after 2 years or if you're forced to upgrade after they drop support for it in 5 and you can't actually use it anymore because you're incapable of getting into its software.

[Anonymous No.10320713]

>>10320612
Have fun bagholding it for 15 years.

[Anonymous No.10320737]

>>10320280
haha y-yeah

[Anonymous No.10320741]

>>10320708
>apple product
no desu, stock in the company. although I have a macbook air, iPad, iPhone X, Apple TV and all work flawlessly.

[Anonymous No.10320745]

>>10320690
Citi came out with a sell rating this morning and this shit flies down 15%+ at one point. I bought some more already.

[Anonymous No.10320779]

>>10320741
I'm talking about the iSexbot breaking down on you.

[Anonymous No.10320797]

>>10320280
I forgive you because I'm up 7% on JPM

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10320799]

If you guys are worried about LCI and have pussy hands you guys should get out, tired of hearing crybabys that want a moonshot overnight. Have patience or get the fuck out pussies

[Anonymous No.10320817]

>>10320609
>Owning FANG stocks is worse than owning boomer stocks.

Because making money is bad?

[Anonymous No.10320832]

>>10320592
>Scientists say it may actually be possible to live forever.


horrible idea unless they cure cancer first. you make your body more likely to get cancer.

[Anonymous No.10320838]

>>10320797
youre about to be a lot more up on GIS with patience
Im talking 70% by next year + dividends

[Anonymous No.10320842]

>>10320799

Well it's too late now I'm forced to hold. Guess I'm in it for the long run.

[Anonymous No.10320851]

>>10320779
>be me
>be 2035
>iSexbot breaks down
>need to schedule appointment with Genius Bar
>What's the problem?
>Sexbot won't swallow, keeps spitting
>"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
>doesn't work
>run diagnostic
>needs to update iTunes to version 18929.0899873912
>Update iTunes
>Sexbot swallows again
>life is good

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10320852]

>>10320699
>>10320691
Hehehe I'm sure this will work out! Everyday I'm a little bit closer to breaking even

[Anonymous No.10320861]

>>10320817
Like the one Anon said, when the FANG bubble bursts it's going to wipe out so many accounts, and it's just around the corner. It will be a flash crash.

[Anonymous No.10320906]

>>10320861
I'm ready, what do you think will be the catalyst?

[Anonymous No.10320911]

>>10320861
>It will be a flash crash

then how could it wipe out accounts retard? flash crashes recover before normies could even sell or probably even notice if they have jobs etc

[Anonymous No.10320934]

>>10320140
>up 20%
>now -7%
At least I got a good laugh out of that dog shit.

[Anonymous No.10320949]

>>10320616
>axes not labelled

0/10 see me after class.

[Anonymous No.10320953]

>>10320906
The entire sector is grossly overvalued, zuck is dumping shares non stop, Netflix is streaming child porn and losing subscribers. The market is capped out, there aren't enough new customers coming in.

[Anonymous No.10320977]

>>10320799
Hey LCI hotshot, explain your whole shorters dilemma to me again. /biz/ has memed this shitty stock enough until I'm considering buying (at around 12.50)

[Anonymous No.10320990]

>>10320949
yeah, sorry. the x axis is year and y is number of jobs in the american brewing industry

[Anonymous No.10321012]

>>10320953
right but there still has to be something to spark the sell-of, right?

[Anonymous No.10321032]

>>10320990
Oh, interesting!

Could you overlay it with some other industry for reference? I'd like to see how the trend compares

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10321059]

lol TLT is getting absolutely murdered. I'm gone be rich af.

[Anonymous No.10321082]

[Anonymous No.10321094]

>>10320851
>iSexbot only comes with big asses and no tits because Steve jobs liked asses.

[Anonymous No.10321095]

>>10321012
What caused the dot com bubble to burst?

[Anonymous No.10321139]

>>10321095
the fact that there was no product or income behind the companies. this is 100% different than the nasdaq bubble

[Anonymous No.10321142]

>>10321012
>>10321095
I'm suspicious that a major miss on amazon's part could reduce a lot of people's confidence in MANFAG. What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.10321179]

>tech is going to crash any day now
>says an increasingly nervous boomer

Protip, while individual companies in the sector may see a correction, they will quickly recover. And the whole tech sector will continue to outperform the S&P and DJI for the forseeable future. Even if a broader recession hits, rest assured QQQ will recover faster than the likes of SPY.

[Anonymous No.10321182]

>>10321095
dotcom bubble was at least 10x the magnitude of today

[Anonymous No.10321262]

>>10321182
That's only because of inflation.

[Anonymous No.10321308]

>>10321179
Tech is a bubble, what are they even doing that's interesting? I want to invest in super low cost thin margin soup makers.

[Anonymous No.10321334]

amazon... just go down... you had a good run

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10321368]

If this communist from NY gets into office and gives out free college should I invest in Ramen noodle soup manufacturers to profit on all the student?

[Anonymous No.10321397]

>>10320799
It's already too late for me, I just want reassurance, when is this thing gonna moon?

[Anonymous No.10321415]

>>10321368
Wouldn't college kids have more money and could afford to eat real food if their tuition was free? If anything, you should short those companies since they're losing their customer base.

[Anonymous No.10321416]

>>10321368
You should start getting the fuck out into europe

[Anonymous No.10321422]

>>10321368
Invest in AAPL or whatever else is successfully advertised to millenials

[Anonymous No.10321436]

>>10321368
No, all in SBUX

[Anonymous No.10321438]

>>10321416
what, where you pay for worse colleges via taxes?

[Anonymous No.10321489]

BPL shitting itself after moody's stability downgrade from neutral to negative. Was trading @ 16% yields. Worth keeping an eye on.

[Anonymous No.10321559]

>>10321489
holy shit thank god I panic sold this morning

[Anonymous No.10321624]

>>10321559
It's a long term play. I'm loading up over the next few months. If they beat earnings or gump up coverage in august, it's going to soar.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10321639]

Since I'm 21 about to turn 22, I should have 22% of my portfolio in bonds/high yields, right? Bonds are gay, so I'll probably just use T, YYY, DFE and FDD in place of bonds.
Anyone got some high yield bonds/stocks?

[Anonymous No.10321654]

>>10321624
maybe Id hold it if I wasnt scared for life from teekay tankers

[Anonymous No.10321676]

>>10321639
pretty sure you don't need anything in bonds

if i was your age I'd have 50% in dividend stocks and 50% in growth stocks

[Anonymous No.10321689]

>>10321639
that's a conservative rule, but its a good one. I have about 10% in bonds rn

[Anonymous No.10321691]

>>10321639

I always thought you were underage (15-16)

[Anonymous No.10321696]

>>10321639
quit school and work at mcdonalds or something lol your portfolio is like $50
imao

[Anonymous No.10321705]

>>10321639
I'm 22 and I have 15k in my bank account. How much of that should I put into investments?

[Anonymous No.10321708]

>>10321639
That's fine and dandy, but the real question is what percent of your portfolio is in meme companies?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10321714]

>>10321676
>>10321639
I'm basing my goal portfolio on 10 grand, so I'll put 2,200 into high yield
>>10321691
RUDE
>>10321696
Uh it's 500, thanks

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10321732]

>>10321708
Right now it's 100% LCI and LTBR, so all of it

[Anonymous No.10321760]

>>10321714
>$500
you'd get a better ROI picking pennies off the sidewalk than researching meme companies
what's your all time gains? negative 50%?

[Anonymous No.10321769]

>>10321732
Why would you actually buy LTBR?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10321781]

>>10321760
Actually negative 51%

[Anonymous No.10321796]

>>10321781
KEK

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10321802]

>>10321705
5 grand should be spent to throw a party where you and your friends snort cocaine and mdma out of hookers' ass cracks. Then with the remaining 10 purchase put options on TLT. Then when you double your 10 into 20 you can throw another party and it's like you're right back where you started but you had a fucking blast.

[Anonymous No.10321822]

>>10321705
This 100% depends on your situation. Is your job stable? Is your living situation stable? If both of those are a yes, I'd invest 10K and then split investments and savings equally each time you invest to get back up to 10K savings and then go for full amount of new incoming money to invest towards investments.

[Anonymous No.10321845]

>>10321781
LOL

[Anonymous No.10321854]

94%bull on finviz.

This is when we wait for the next dip.

[Anonymous No.10321869]

Pump it, power hour phase 2

[Anonymous No.10321888]

>>10321705
you should always have 6 months expenses of 1k, whichever is greater, in cash
the rest can be invested

[Anonymous No.10321900]

>>10321624
>15% div
why did the stock tank over the last year?

[Anonymous No.10321906]

>>10321888
of 1k
or 1k*

[Anonymous No.10321907]

>>10321802
I had enough of that in college lol, time to calm down and get stable
>>10321822
Yeah my job is relatively stable, 15 bucks an hour 40 hours a week. I kind of don't like it though, and I want to go back to school and finish a degree (dropped out of college). I don't have to pay rent or any bills since I live in one of my parent's houses and they're extremely nice and give me an allowance for food.

[Anonymous No.10321947]

I think IBM might gap down on earnings. Is it worth buying the dip?

[Anonymous No.10321965]

>>10321947
Buffet sold his IBM stake, no more is needed to be said

[Anonymous No.10321973]

>>10321947
>buying a boomertech company that wants to be a consulting company and isn't good at either
Nah.

[Anonymous No.10321977]

>>10321947
if it does I'm increasing my position, although I hope it moons

>tfw I don't have enough cash on hand right now to increase positions in IBM, T, JNJ, PG and IP

[Anonymous No.10321988]

>>10321965
That old fuck probably just hates that they're getting into cryptocurrency.

[Anonymous No.10322010]

>>10321988

Buffet wouldn't buy GE at $17 like you guys did. He also wouldn't buy at $13.

Just saying.

[Anonymous No.10322019]

>>10321965
That's a buy to me.

[Anonymous No.10322022]

$2k on options, throw me a bone my bros...been looking all day.

>in with a few Msft $110 1/19 calls

[Anonymous No.10322024]

>>10322010
Fuck GE. They should have developed a cryptocurrency as soon as their trouble started.

[Anonymous No.10322025]

>>10322010
I bought it at with a cost basis of 13.03 and i'm fine with that. they sold off some money sinks

[Anonymous No.10322031]

>>10321988
IBM down

[Anonymous No.10322032]

Sold my LCI and got some RAD.

[Anonymous No.10322051]

>>10322031
Nah

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10322055]

>>10322032
Is this b8?

[Anonymous No.10322071]

>>10322051
buffet knows something you dont!

[Anonymous No.10322072]

>>10321802
No, really, justify yourself.
Why would you buy a nuclear meme that won't be profitable this side of 2050?

[Anonymous No.10322098]

>>10322055

Nah

[Anonymous No.10322100]

>>10322032
>sell low
>buy high
Classic /biz/ manoeuvre.

[Anonymous No.10322120]

>>10319975
Anyone have thoughts on OXSQ for high yield?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10322152]

>>10322072
LTBR has no debt and can operate without doing anything for the next 3 years, which is awesome for a penny stock.
I also have a special place in my heart for nuclear projects, and find their recent patents interesting. If they can pull off their project, then I think the company be great long term.

[Anonymous No.10322162]

>>10322100

like clockwork.

>buy LCI high
>sell LCI low
>buy RAD high
>sell RAD _____

Fill in the blank.

To be fair though, at least he's cutting his losses by selling LCI, it's only going to get much for him if he holds.

[Anonymous No.10322219]

>>10322162

Rad broke resistance today and it had a nice gap to fill.

I would have been holding LCI for months.

[Anonymous No.10322234]

>>10322162
>>10322100
this is the worst meme because no one knows what "high" and "low" means. if you think LCI is going lower, you're not selling "low"
all tis meme does is create eternal bagholders

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10322262]

>>10322234
I did some TA on it for you

[Anonymous No.10322264]

paging analyst specialist teh profit

[Anonymous No.10322284]

>>10322262
now check the HMNY plot to see what "buying low" gets you

[Anonymous No.10322313]

guys gonna crash the market by buying SPX
I've been bogged every time I've done this, but no worries its recovered and surpassed it every time

[Anonymous No.10322319]

>>10322262
I know youre going to buy cherokee too today right
Im not in this alone right
comfy

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10322321]

>>10322284
HMNY is a weapon to surpass metal gear

[Anonymous No.10322324]

>>10320353
>he doesn't drink two boots of spaten optimator solo then puke out the window of his friend's car on the highway
Baggy confirmed for no taste in beer
>>10320953
I keep hearing about delicious cheese pizza but nobody ever provides proofs
>>10321142
Yes, a real possibility, though nobody gave two fucks about the nflx miss
>>10321368
No, invest in gun companies because demand will quickly outstrip production and they moon on that shit
>>10321639
Wayyy too high. You want capital growth when you're young. 5% max, consider zero

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10322342]

>>10322319
I currently have 1 share, never fear Anon!

[Anonymous No.10322368]

>>10322321
>rank 18
kek it goes up every time I check this. new bagholders created every day
eventually HMNY will reach #1 and then it will moon to AMZN levels

[Anonymous No.10322388]

>>10321900
They are trying to grow while not cutting their distribution (22 years and it hasn't been cut so its a lot about reputation). Their payout coverage is not expected to return to sustainable levels until Q4/Q1. It's a high risk/high reward play.

[Anonymous No.10322410]

loool the golden bull wins again

[Anonymous No.10322434]

I think RAD is on day one of an epic short squeeze, the price action this last hour was very telling. its at 15% short float.

[Anonymous No.10322439]

>>10322410
First for 10% day

[Anonymous No.10322448]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .38%, but I have long confidence in my T and JNJ, and I'm excited about the RUN I got on discount.

[Anonymous No.10322450]

Can we hit a billy shares in one day volume??

[Anonymous No.10322464]

>>10322448
Started the day down -8%. Dropped some positions and switched a few around. Ended at +10.6%

[Anonymous No.10322471]

>>10322448
down half percent because of GIS and KHC

[Anonymous No.10322473]

>>10322464
Damn son, what kind of options are you gambling?

[Anonymous No.10322480]

>>10322439
tfw wouldve been 15% but didn't want the pattern day trade.

[Anonymous No.10322489]

>tfw no frens to trade the FTSE MiB with and Wall Street just isn't comfy enough

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10322504]

>>10322448
9.6% gains from the TLT puts.

>>10322324
My friend opened his own brewery last year so I usually just get growlers from him, but Sam Adams is a great beer.

[Anonymous No.10322536]

>>10322480
Just turn off margin accounts and you can do whatever you want with your cash

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10322539]

>>10322489
Is that the Italian stock market?

[Anonymous No.10322540]

>>10322504
Let me guess, he brews IPAs.

[Anonymous No.10322576]

>vix 11.98 still
week is ending soon Iron Mike, what will you do now

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10322593]

>>10322540
He brews all kinds of stuffs. I'm not a fan of IPAs, but he had this light beer that was probably the best beer I ever drank. I don't even remember what it was called.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10322601]

>>10322448
Slowly climbing my way out of the hole I am in.

[Anonymous No.10322607]

>>10321059
my puts are still -14%

we'll hodl together baggie

[Anonymous No.10322616]

>when your holdings tank but so does your potato backed currency so it all evens out

[Anonymous No.10322639]

>>10322536
Robinhood doesn't give you margin but still considers it a day trade because their "instant settlement" counts as a margin account. You could disable it but then your cash takes 3-5 days to settle after a trade. XD

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10322640]

Looking forward to LTBR tomorrow

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10322653]

>>10322601
I believe in you grim
>>10322640
Bought in today at open, it looks good! Are you a long term holder or what's your price target?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10322655]

>>10322607
When did you buy them? Mine turned green today.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10322659]

>>10322653
I'm halfway there to being positive! Just one good day! Then I will restructure my poopfolio.

[Anonymous No.10322671]

>EBAY AH

[Anonymous No.10322691]

>>10322539
Si, mio amico, the index that always sleeps

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10322697]

>>10322653

I’m sitting on just shy of 3200 shares, if it pops more than 20% on minor news I’ going to cash out and wait to re-enter. I made 50% returns when it last popped on patent news, I’m not expecting serious trading above 1.10 unless there’s major good news. A lot of people are trading it and not looking for a long hold at this point.

[weed No.10322736]

Alright. Okay. Good. Got the bounce i wanted. Now let's see if this has some legs to it tomorrow. Most of my positions closed on high of day so probably strong first couple hours tomorrow, then ???

BIG BUCKS NO WHAMMIES

[Anonymous No.10322756]

>>10322616
>potato backed currency
based irshman

[Anonymous No.10322771]

>>10322473
Not gambling, just watching SPY, bonds, and dollar.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10322778]

>>10322697
Makes sense desu, for the last two years it's hovered around $1 for support so it is a good swing trade

[Anonymous No.10322793]

>>10322639
Yeah this is a serious fucking joke

[Anonymous No.10322796]

>>10322655
at around .45

[Anonymous No.10322831]

You guys ready for the customary Thursday bloodbath?

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10322869]

>>10322778

There’ll be a day when it’s ready to be a buy and hold, but I wouldn’t expect it before 2020. I don’t think anything short of an economic downturn or a reverse split will knock it below the high .80s.

[Anonymous No.10322877]

>>10322831
Green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10322918]

>>10322831
bring it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10322919]

>>10322796
you go tthe 120's right? You'll probably get a better return when this is all said and done since I went with the 122's

[Anonymous No.10322933]

>>10322919
at the time 119 was just OTM so I went with those

[Anonymous No.10322938]

CVNA: bubble or the future?

[Anonymous No.10322961]

>>10322933
I'm going to roll them over to october puts on friday if I decide to keep them, also. Liquidity is still full force, especially if tlt dumps hard enough tomorrow to make me green. Don't want to risk it though.

[Anonymous No.10323007]

IBM TO THE MOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.10323099]

>no wednesday Comfy podcast anymore

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323171]

>>10323099
I'm sorry Anon, I just have to finish finals, then I have a 7 week break between semesters and I'll be super bored (tfw no gf) and will increase podcast frequency
ty for liking it, it's fun to make

[Anonymous No.10323184]

>>10323171
>He fell for the school meme

[Anonymous No.10323191]

>>10323171
Drop out

[Anonymous No.10323244]

>>10323191
>>10323184
Please teach me senpais, why should I not go 100k into debt for the possibility to get a medium to high paying slave position?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10323273]

>>10323171
Why don't you ask that broad the blew you if she'd let you smash her puss on the regular?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323295]

>>10323184
>>10323191
>college is a bad investment
Pic related shows you're statistically incorrect

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10323315]

>>10323244
Because you're paying a premium to be inducted into the liberal's and leftist's communistic cult.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323319]

>>10323273
I absolutely would smash her tight pussy, but she's still with her weeb bf two towns over
I've tried actively sabotaging their relationship through our mutual friends, but nothing has worked.

[Anonymous No.10323341]

>>10323295
>work at mcdonalds for 2 years
>put all the money into KO stock

You are now retired

[Anonymous No.10323380]

>>10323315
You know, he's not entirely wrong
......

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323384]

>>10323341
McDonalds here pays 8.50, in this hypothetical I'll work for Walmart for 10.50. Actually my job pays more averaging $13 an hour
50 hours per week, $13 an hour for 6 days a week for 50 weeks out of the year = 32,500 per year * 2 = 65k for two years of work.
KO has a dividend of 3.45% meaning I get a pay out of $2242 per year
I can't even live in Mexico with that!

[Anonymous No.10323408]

>>10323384
youre not understanding
KO is just a symbol. In reality you would be owning SBUX + Bank stocks and achieving a yield on cost of over 15% per year. You can do the math for 15% over 15 years on the 30k

[Anonymous No.10323409]

>>10323384
KO was just an example. There's higher yield dividend portfolios that can easily be built. College is the ultimate meme of the 21st century. What are you studying, comfy?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10323416]

>>10323384
You were supposed to work 80 hours a week.

[Anonymous No.10323422]

>>10323244
The best thing to invest into is yourself. Think of the 100k as a margin investment into your job prospects. Over your life, even if you only make 10k more per year, you'll more than pay it back.
Of course, if you're planing on studying basket weaving or some shit, yeah its a waste of $.

[Anonymous No.10323423]

>college
>not just going to the military

[Anonymous No.10323430]

I know nothing about stocks. If I sign up for Robin Hood or M1 what do I need to know about taxes? I don't file taxes as it is because I don't make enough money.

[Anonymous No.10323459]

>>10323423
>Joining the military
>Going to college
>Working any Job
>Participating in society in anyway
Investing/trading is the the only way. I'm in this game 110%.

[Anonymous No.10323464]

Microsoft is going to dump after earnings, I can just feel it.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323476]

>>10323423
>dying for israel in a third world shithole
LMAO no
>>10323416
I would kms, pass
>>10323408
>>10323409
I have a sweet deal worked out with my university where I only pay $2000 per semester for 14 credits, being retarded works out sometimes, so I have no college debt :^))))

[Anonymous No.10323505]

>>10323476
>marine enlisted infantry is the only military job

[Anonymous No.10323518]

>>10323476
that 2k should be going to KO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10323535]

You should just run for public office strait of out high school. Then take bribes and extort money from everybody. Do 2 years in prison come out retired at 28

[Anonymous No.10323536]

>>10323505
I have a bunch of friends that enlisted after high school because we grew up in a tiny rural town and they wanted to get out. Half of them are mentally fucked and are constantly in trouble, the other half are extremely successful but still fucked in the head. I'm good on all that.

[Anonymous No.10323543]

>>10323536
>>>>>>enlisting

[Anonymous No.10323572]

>>10323536
I want to join the militay to kill people but I wouldnt be able to handle all the pushups

[Anonymous No.10323631]

>>10323244
Study IT or trucking either one is like not even kidding 2 years in a community college and guaranteed job. Nobody really needs more finance guys or marketers.

[Anonymous No.10323664]

>>10323536
Military isnt bad. They'll pat for your education & lots of other benefits for the rest of your life.
>>10323572
>the average 4chan poster

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323701]

>>10323572
Start a private military drone operation firm Anon, you can kill Yemeni children from the comfort of your own home

[Anonymous No.10323734]

>>10320668
Yeah, thanks Citigroup.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10323741]

when comfy graduates he's going to forget us

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323753]

>>10323741
False, I'll just have more money to throw away on memes

[Anonymous No.10323772]

30 year old boomer here. don't have any interest in waiting another 30 to retire. i have enough for a day trade account. how do i make it?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323782]

>>10323772
Day trading is a meme don't do it, buy KO

[Anonymous No.10323784]

IF I SIGN UP FOR ROBINHOOD WHAT DO I NEED TO KNOW FOR TAXES

[Anonymous No.10323786]

>>10323631
I'm thinking of getting a major in Physics since my whole family is HIGH IQ with big degrees in science. I have no plans or future prospects though. I honestly can't imagine being alive in ten years anyways.
>trucking
Isn't this phasing out for the next three decades because muh AI?

[Anonymous No.10323787]

>>10323741
>>10323753
I wonder how long this group will last.

[Anonymous No.10323792]

>>10323741

[Anonymous No.10323797]

>>10323782
>>10323772
>don't have any interest in waiting another 30 to retire

[Anonymous No.10323804]

>>10323772
You have to try your best

[Anonymous No.10323810]

>>10323784
JACK SHIT IT SAVES ALL OF YOUR TRADES/TRANSACTIONS AS A PDF THAT YOU GIVE TO YOUR TAX GUY OR SUBMIT YOURSELF. CAPITAL GAINS TAX IS 20%. ALSO UR GAY.

[Anonymous No.10323812]

>>10322120
Same management as OXLC.

[Anonymous No.10323825]

>>10320417
SDIV, MORL, ORC, SDYL

[Anonymous No.10323851]

>>10323786
Kek, trucking isn't going anywhere. Nobody is going to ever trust AI to drive massive vehicles like that. Human error destroys any chance of AI working out because people drive like idiots.

[Anonymous No.10323861]

>>10322504
Date/strike?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323865]

>>10323825
Add FDD, DFE and YYY for higher yields
Add DYVL for 2x leveraged DOW with 10% yields

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10323877]

>>10320799
I think it's pretty much tapped out at that 12.70.
If it didn't hit its low today, I'm thinking tomorrow but this looks like a final bear run.

>All those shorters from Monday that got shut out today
Today's low never went below the high from Monday

How are you feeling about it though?

[Anonymous No.10323893]

>>10320616
This guy's got it, every euro I know shits in coors light and ignores the wealth of options that we have and how far we've come in a few years, German beer is fucking great though

[Anonymous No.10323906]

Anyone know why HMNY mooned in 2005?

[Anonymous No.10323917]

>>10323430
You probably still won’t.

[Anonymous No.10323935]

>>10323782
Scalping isn’t a meme.

[Anonymous No.10323946]

>>10323865
Just buy CRF in August. Fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.10323961]

>>10323865
I'll look into these, VYM is also a bit more conservative on yields but a very highly rated fund.

How much of your portfolio is high DIV yield stuff? I've been toying with the idea for the past few months because the passive income and tax benefits are very appealing.

[Anonymous No.10323964]

>>10323851
>Nobody is going to ever trust AI
Alright I'm still going to make the argument that in twenty years technology has grown exponentially and will continue to do so for quite awhile. Perhaps we will have more sensors on the road or in cars that will send data to trucks. >people drive like idiots
Let's not forget the inevitable genetic engineering that will restrict peoples freedom and make them more fit for industrial society.

[Anonymous No.10323982]

>>10323787
NOBODY TOLD ME I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH MY MEMES DIE!

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10323991]

>>10323935
its hard as heckies though to do consistently

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10323995]

>>10323946
>20% div
Fugg, how is that possible?

[Anonymous No.10324016]

>>10323995
Through an amazing scheme in the prospectus. ROC dividend. Great for the taxes.

[Anonymous No.10324018]

>>10320305

Budweiser was better before they were bought out by InBev (you know, the Euro conglomerate that owns like 50% of the worldwide beer industry now). It’s like drinking a fucking Heineken and saying european beer is shit. Besides, Budweiser is shit-tier American beer. You don’t get our Dogfish Head, Rogue, Stone, etc. beers over there. The American craft beer industry is the best in the entire world now. Eurofags think they know all about America, but they don’t.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10324040]

>>10324016
Damn that's awesome, you got anymore of these closed end funds?

[Anonymous No.10324051]

>>10324040
AOD HYT

[Anonymous No.10324060]

>>10324040
CRF has a sister, CLM, OXLC and NDP.
IFN for a longer play.

[Anonymous No.10324065]

>>10323964
Even then, somebody is going to have to be monitoring or at least be in the vehicle while it drives. Completely autonomous semi-trucks are generations away from being reality. Your grandkids probably won't even live to see it.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10324074]

>>10324051
>>10324060
These seem fishy, why wouldn't everyone just buy these if you can get 15% to 20% yields? It seems way too good to be true

[Anonymous No.10324081]

>>10324074
plenty of people in the past have lost to these traps :) you just have to pray

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10324084]

>>10321059
Yes lol

>>10321182
That's true. We have nothing like pets.com
SNAP is at least trying to monetize itself -- and failing -- and not many aside from autistic retail investors are taking the bait.

>>10321422
AAPL is fucking great right now.
The only fucking tech company that's a good value stock.

>>10321639
I'm at 0%. Isn't the rule of thumb roughly "120 - your age" or something like that?

>>10321732
I can't believe you hit LCI at 12.35.
I think that's going to end up as basically 15 cents off the fucking year's low.
You were like 10 to 30 minutes off from what's probably going to be the fucking year's low.
You weren't even bagholding at all today.

[Anonymous No.10324094]

>>10324074
Most people can’t even figure out the difference between an index and an ETF, let alone a CEF.

[Anonymous No.10324109]

>>10324094
I'm pretty sure a 5 second google search could clear that up real quick.

[Anonymous No.10324111]

>>10324081
CRF and CLM have been around about 4 decades.

[Anonymous No.10324116]

>>10324109
You give people too much credit.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10324122]

>>10324081
>>10324111
In 2007, CEF traded at $150 before collapsing to $28 in 3 months, sitting at $12 now.
Was this a split or did something go horribly wrong

[Anonymous No.10324129]

>>10324116
That is very true.

[Anonymous No.10324141]

>>10324111
kek at those charts

[Anonymous No.10324148]

>>10324122
Reverse splits rather than dying. You would still be profitable holding. The price now reflects div and short attack preceding a RO this week. August shows historically, a strong buy window.

[Anonymous No.10324204]

>>10322448
only staying in the green because of NOK, my consumer and media equities didnt do that great. really its NFLX dragging it down.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10324211]

>>10322152
>no debt
If a start-up doesn't have debt, they aren't committed.
>thepatternsite.com
Find the section on "10 baggers"
He says he likes no dividends, but no debt is typically bad.

This is a nuclear company though?
I have no fucking idea how to play that game.
A fucking penny stock that's into nuclear shit... What the fug, comfy...

>>10322321
<3 <3 <3
My new favorite meme.
How the fuck do the redditors just keep picking up bags?
Truly a weapon to surpass the metal gear.

>>10322448
Despite holding consumer discretionaries and LCI, I'm only down 0.31%, which is hardly a red day for me.
I bought these dips hard too.

>>10322601
You got this, grim

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10324220]

>>10324148
I don't know man, 20% divs seem to good to be true. I'll keep reading about it

[Anonymous No.10324249]

>>10324220
Just buy in August fren

[Anonymous No.10324272]

>>10324249
Why in august? Is the point to only be holding them when they pay out divvies and be out the rest of the time in case the price falls dramatically?

[Anonymous No.10324284]

>How the fuck do the redditors just keep picking up bags?
When you trade with people on a website where any criticism of the hivemind results in a ban, you end up with a bunch of people reassuring themselves that everything is ok. Think stocktwits on steroids.

[Anonymous No.10324299]

>>10324272
>>10324272
August shows historically a strong entry price, then sell at $17 after compounding the div along the way. They DRIP at NAV if you have the option as well.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10324302]

>>10322938
I love CVNA.
It's probably way overpriced and I'm super bashful about staying out since I made a lot of money on it, but it keeps calling my name.

>>10323171
Did you get to call or talk to RKG for it yet?

>>10323430
RH integrates with TurboTax really well.
Also, it's the best platform if you don't know shit at all.

>>10323664
>They'll pat for your education & lots of other benefits for the rest of your life.
They're a complete bitch about it from what I heard... Good luck with that.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10324321]

>>10324211
Idk man, this isn't a start up this is a hella old company with some nuke patents and projects that are cool. It has support around $1 for the last two years so I feel okay about holding it out of interest for a while

>>10324302
I haven't seen RKG ITT today, I'm afraid she finally died :(

[Anonymous No.10324349]

>>10324321
She posted half an hour ago Baka comf. Get her phone number so you can conference call.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10324378]

>>10323476
>dying for israel in a third world shithole
This.

>>10320668
Dank. Thanks, I'll check it out

>>10323741
I took a 6 month, no more than 12 month break from this place around college ending... I didn't even tripfag the first time either.

>>10323784
Not a thing. You just type your account info into TurboTax. It was amazing.

>>10323787
At least until the next recession.
Recession might make people want to forget that they own stocks.

>>10323825
>>10323865
Dank. Noted.

>>10323851
Wrong. There are already self-driving trucks on the road.
They just refuse to do the self-driving outside of highways.

[Anonymous No.10324379]

>>10324220
>90% of shares are held by retail
https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/crf/institutional-holdings

>50% of dividends are return of capital (they're just giving you initial investor's money back)
>1.7% expense ratio
http://www.cornerstonetotalreturnfund.com/Data/Sites/20/media/docs/CRF_Annual_final.pdf

>trading at 114% of net asset value
http://www.cornerstonetotalreturnfund.com/net-asset-value

>"Investors would do better buying an index fund an index fund and simply selling 10% of their shares each year to get a 10% "yield.""
https://www.thestreet.com/story/10376362/1/cornerstone-funds-payout-not-what-it-appears.html

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10324384]

FRESHLY BAKED
>>10324382
>>10324382
>>10324382
>>10324382
BREAD

[Anonymous No.10324483]

>>10322448
Still up 1% overall this week, but im down 0.58% today

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10324491]

>>10323964
>Let's not forget the inevitable genetic engineering that will restrict peoples freedom and make them more fit for industrial society.
God I hope this is true.
Idiocracy was a documentary.

>>10324122
Same shit happens to REITs from what I've heard.
I like what you said about "why wouldn't people buy these if it's a 20% div.?"
In theory, if it was a safe 20% dividend, as safe as a treasury safe, people would buy it until the price forces the div. % drops to 3% (same % as treasuries)
Corporate bonds only beat the returns of treasuries because they come with added risk -- you get a premium for risk.