/biz/ - Business & Finance

[MSgt Markov Chain No.10299682]

LINK MARINES Assemble!

For too long have we been assailed by no IQ fudders and clandestine larp discord linklets. Marines, we must rally for our cause! Sergey Nazarov needs his soldiers ready to DIE on the frontlines, BAGS in hands! We are never fucking selling!!

Hodl strong Marines! T. Gonser is bringing reinforcements to slaughter the normie hordes! We are ALL gonna make it!

State your rank and time in force, marines!
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 750001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

[Anonymous No.10299707]

>>10299682
Second Lieutenant reporting in, helped enlist my father this evening and he is now a Major. We will win this war.

[Anonymous No.10299746]

>>10299707
Remember men, this is a holy war. There will be casualties. We must resist the FUD and stay strong.

[Anonymous No.10299825]

Major here. All in.

[Anonymous No.10299831]

>>10299682
Sergeant Major here with a 10k personal loan on the way. I will not be anything less than Lieutenant Colonel when mainnet drops.

[Anonymous No.10299841]

Lieutenant Colonel but this thread is cringe lads

[Anonymous No.10299856]

>>10299682
are you 12 years old?

[MSgt Markov Chain No.10299903]

>>10299841
>>10299856
fuck off back to plebbit faggots. no soi boys allowed. sell your stacks ASAP, that's an order from the top down.

[Anonymous No.10299926]

>>10299903
>99903
did your timing script fail you, Rajiv?

[Anonymous No.10299937]

>>10299682
Captain reporting in with some dandy advice to my fellow marines.
Found a way to make the wait to $1000 much more manageable...
Heres the special recipe
- 1x Lubricated Monster Horse Dildo with Battery Powered Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x Coil of Rope
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 1x 12 Month Subscription to Blacked
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 1x $10 Giftcard to McDonalds
- 9x Pool Vacuum Cleaner
- 3x Gay Poster
Now the way to get the most out of this experience is to simply play around with it. You know, experiment with what works for you. But I can guarantee that there is something for every LINK holder on that list. Personally I print out the LINK sigil and tape it onto item 1 of the list before getting down and stinkie with it. With item 1 you might want to start with the low setting to begin with. But like I just said play around with it.
I promise there is no better way to spend waiting for main net than acquiring each and every item on the list and putting them to good use with lots of enthusiasm.
If any fellow holders are interested please contact me at [e-mail] and I can LINK you up.
Stay strong marines!

[Captain Pool Cleaner !!cWApGlbOVG1 No.10299950]

>>10299937
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life.

The fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction.

Obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same.

I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner.

I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it.

The only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that.

I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day.

Unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven.

Honestly the only reason I even want to make it is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum.

I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all.

I live for that day to come.

[MSgt Markov Chain No.10299974]

>>10299926
>>10299937
>>10299950

Look at this copypasta scripting jew here. Weak FUD, can't shakeout these Mithril Hands.

[Anonymous No.10299993]

My goal is 10k, i have 3.8k and I'll have 1000€ in 2 weeks pls stay under 20 cents :( don't bull plssss

[MSgt Markov Chain No.10300000]

>>10299993
You're gonna make it, Sergeant. Then, we go to $1000. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.10300027]

Promoted to captain. It's an honour serving with you gents

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.10300030]

>>10299993

I remember when I was there. Had a little stack around your size around Oct 17.

Now I find myself with 68k. Now I want 70, then 100k, then 150k.

It never ends. Started to buy gold, silver and stocks too though so my entire portfolio isn't just a giant bag of big mac sauce.

[Anonymous No.10300046]

>>10300027
You are a MANIAC!

[Anonymous No.10300108]

>>10300000
Checked.

[Anonymous No.10300113]

>>10299993
Same here, but I have 2k and adding 300€. Being poor sucks, but I'm really grateful that I found this board and Sergy of MF Nazareth.
Maybe CL will fail and all of us with it, but for some time I felt that I can break out from this wageslaving. Thanks frens.

[Anonymous No.10300135]

>>10300113
Keep it up fren, it doesn't matter how much you hold. We will al be equally happy and grateful once the last day comes upon us.

[Anonymous No.10300142]

>>10300000

PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT FUCKING PUMP IT THESE QINTS NEED A PUMP WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME PUMP OT RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.10300155]

>>10300000
I swear LINK fags literally stalk this board all day long waiting for holy gets. I hate you all.

[Anonymous No.10300159]

>>10300000
Holy shiey my link will wprth 1000$

[Anonymous No.10300163]

>>10300155
Its the power of kek, faggot

[Anonymous No.10300171]

>>10300155
The meme magic isreal nigga

[Anonymous No.10300175]

>>10300171
Yep, israel.

[Anonymous No.10300183]

>>10299682
please stop this

[Anonymous No.10300227]

This is the only place where people talk about chainlink. No one else cares about oracles. The coin has been shilled here constantly for a year by those who bought into its ico. Then the larpers like assblaster came and told lies about chainlink. Then the >>7777777 get. Since then this board has become a cult. Cults can last for years before they fall apart. How long do religions last? Are you guys gonna tell me next that hinduism is the one true religion because it has been around the longest?

[MSgt Markov Chain No.10300243]

>>10300155
You're going to hate us more in the days to come. Blame not a LINK Marine, though. Blame Kek, who guides our gets; blame Sergey, the pioneer and guarantor of our future lambo lifestyle; blame yourself, for shitting up /biz/ daily without ever buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.10300246]

>>10299682
2nd lieutenant reporting in sergggggg

[Anonymous No.10300254]

WHO IS MARK BOYS

[Anonymous No.10300269]

>>10300254
Mark Z......erg

[MSgt Markov Chain No.10300270]

>>10300227
>This is the only place where people talk about Chainlink.
We are hidden in plain sight. No mega-chink scam hype shillers on twitter and reddit to insider trade the token. But we do have memes for days, so to outsiders, LINK looks like a cult, and yes even many of you browsing /biz/ are outsiders.

[Anonymous No.10300279]

>>10299831
Me too brother have a 5k loan coming in to bring me up to 50k

[Anonymous No.10300298]

>>10300000
Okay, i dont selling

[Anonymous No.10300319]

>>10300270
Thats because you are a cult. Ive been here since 2014. Ether wasn't a cult but Link is next level. You've become delusional. Now you guys just think that the next meme coin will be like ether just because biz was right for once. Now biz is just a major circle jerk filled with people who bought into the ico who missed out on the ether and btc bullrun. You are all the same people coming here everyday to touch yourselves thinking you will be rich because you bought into the delusion.

[Anonymous No.10300329]

>>10299682
Second Lieutenant here, my great great grandchildren will sing songs about my iron hands

[Anonymous No.10300358]

>>10300319
fuck off, look in the other threads about all the ETH fud you mongoloid. see you from the moon.

Also delusion is different than educated investing based on risk/reward and feedback and analysis from the real world you dipshit.

[Anonymous No.10300420]

>>10300358
This

[Brigadier General Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.10300468]

>>10299682

[Anonymous No.10300533]

>>10300358
Back when Ethereum had its ico there was legitimate fud because Ethereum had real problems. They had a fresh young university of waterloo graduate with zero business experience running the show. The team was unimpressive and the code had problems. The code was clunky and difficult for beginners to learn so not friendly for business or adoption. It wasn't until well known blockchain coders joined the team and fixed the code did ethereum actually become a good project to invest in.

Im not saying that chainlinks a scam but it's delusional to think that it will ever surpass 10 dollars in a million years. It won't be the only oracle provider and competition is a real threat. Each api call is only worth a penny or 2 and the netwotk is only planned to be able to handle 10k nodes. Even if it does deal with financial contracts only a small fraction of that money will go into the chainlink network. Chainlink doesn't even have a finished working product yet. Everything is up in the air and its not worthy of these threads or this cult like worship.

Ethereum only had a few threads a week when biz was talking about it and the people discussed tech and at the time ethereum had zero competion. Link is a shillfest completely different from Ethereum and people invested back then admitted ethereum wasn't a sure thing.

[Anonymous No.10300575]

>>10300533
Screencapped, thanks!

[Anonymous No.10300922]

>>10300227
>>10300319
>>10300533
Linkies really are deluded.

[Anonymous No.10300950]

>>10300046
dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

[Anonymous No.10300986]

Dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.10301064]

>>muh marines

[Anonymous No.10301075]

Sergeant here, reporting for duty. When the fuck is the singularity?

[Anonymous No.10301239]

>>10301064

[Anonymous No.10301242]

>>10300533
A mix of old and new fud with a slight shill twist at the end...I will make an alcoholic drink in honor of this one day.