[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 1.14 MB, 3288x1767, Jeff-Bezos-1[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10291903 No.10291903 [Reply] [Original]

how do we stop this man

>> No.10291914

>>10291903
its so simple u cant :D

>> No.10291944

bullet to the head would probably do the trick
bodyguards can't prevent everything, especially if the attacker is willing to risk it all
but out of millions of people who claim to be anti-system or anti-capitalist, not one of them has the guts to put their principles above their life

>> No.10292514

>>10291944
What has he done that's so terrible that's worth killing him over?

>> No.10292589

>>10292514
proven that capitalism can be just as bad as communism

>> No.10292607

>>10292514
Good internet shopping and top tier web services. Truly terrible

>> No.10292622

>>10291944
>anti-capitalist
none of them belong on this board

>> No.10292627

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1017522956900225024

>> No.10292647

>>10292589
And your golden alternative is what exactly?

>> No.10292651

>>10292589
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i just bought $500 in yugioh cards without having to put my dick away or go outside. im not staning in breadlines or yugioh card lines hahahahaha

>> No.10292664

>literally funding the next wonder of the world

What have you done today?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/tldr/2018/2/20/17031836/jeff-bezos-clock-10000-year-cost

>> No.10292666

>>10292647
there is no perfect system.

>> No.10292675

The free market will fix it.

>> No.10292688

>>10291903
Learn computer science and ML. No other way since he has infinite resources. You can have infinite compute soon.

>> No.10292689

>>10292675
it's not free

>> No.10292713
File: 1.76 MB, 1000x1000, 1519614834807.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10292713

>>10292651
truly

>> No.10292735

>>10292651
LOL. I wouldn't want to stand in the yugioh either

>> No.10292753

>>10291903

LUL Bezos has personally made 2x what all of his 500k+ workers have made (40 billion) since the beginning of this year

>> No.10292788

>>10292664

uh some worthless clock in a mountain. has some value as an art piece i suppose. a memorial to Bezos' vanity and desire to live forever

>> No.10292799

>>10292514
ask op? the stated problem was "how do we stop this man", not "why should we stop this man"

>> No.10292803
File: 39 KB, 700x700, capitalism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10292803

>>10292647
The third way.

>> No.10293568

>>10292788
You're worthless, the clock is eternal. Are the pyramids also worthless to you?

>> No.10294235

>>10291903
stop him for providing a great service at a low cost? why would you want to stop this anon?

>> No.10294528

>>10292675
The fixed market will free it.

>> No.10295069
File: 35 KB, 299x466, altered-carbon_589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10295069

>>10291944
Soon not even bullets will be enough. You peasants will not survive our brave new world.

>> No.10295093

I have Amazon prime

>> No.10295558

>he doesn’t own any amazon stock


I pity you so much.

>> No.10295610

>>10294235
So i can provide the same services at low cost and be paid billions every year for zero work put in to a company that runs itself.

>> No.10295644

>>10295558
Fuck shitazon, Bezos is a globalist and by supporting him you are supporting globalism

>> No.10295783

>>10292589
How exactly?

>> No.10295832
File: 6 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10295832

>sell AMZ peak
>buy BTC bottom

>> No.10296354

>>10291903
Get everyone to voluntarily spend more money on the same products, with less convenience too, by using other retailers. Easy.

>> No.10296372

>>10291903
It starts with an F and ends with a D.

https://exitscam.me/mtgox

>> No.10296380

>>10291903
a decentralized smart contract network that trustlessly connects buyers and sellers

>> No.10296415

Cancel your prime subscription

>> No.10296438

>>10295783
Capitalism allows for legalized wage slavery. you are born into a system in which you need to sell your time for money in order to survive.

However, its rigged in a way that there are some people who will be slaves forever. Plus the influence that 150 Billion gives one person is insane.

>> No.10296453
File: 53 KB, 200x200, Whatnow?.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10296453

Who else makes a new Amazon account once a month with a burner email so they can get unlimited prime? Keep it on the downlow bros.

>> No.10296477

>>10291903
Fuck off bruh, Papa Bezos makes my paychecks possible.

>> No.10296503
File: 136 KB, 1194x388, regret.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10296503

>>10291903

you join him, my only regret is not having 100% amazon

>> No.10296660

>>10296380
Computers can't deal with customer service.

>> No.10296669

>>10292651
You know if soviet Russia was capitalist they still would have been standing in those same bread lines.

>> No.10296788

>>10296438
Has it ever occurred to you that some people deserve to be enslaved?

>> No.10296885

>>10296438
>I deserve free shit without having to do anything in exchange just because

>> No.10297036

>>10296885
its not about getting something for nothing. thats socialism.

>>10296788
can you provide an example to change my mind. I don't agree with you.

>> No.10297602

>>10296660
Duh it a blockchain ai powered trustless network

>> No.10298012

>>10296453
Does this really work? can't they see you have another account with exactly the same billing details and phone number?

>> No.10298046

>>10297036
How do you think the people with power got a hold of it? And the ones who "stepped in shit," how do you think their forefathers got the power to give them such opportunities? Once you realize that life is a game and your family's been losing it, you'll also realize that you deserve to be where you are right now, i.e. you deserve your enslavement.

>> No.10298115

>>10292689
>>10294528
Ok, the "invisible hand of God" will fix it. Bezo's hubris will bring about his downfall.

>> No.10298929
File: 99 KB, 630x788, bez.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10298929

>>10292664
he had a watch that updated itself 36 times a day from the atomic clock, in 1999
he also lived by a thing called "regret minimization framework" so that by the time he was 80 he would minimize regrets
hmmmm.

>> No.10298971

I have a Kindle, it's comfy.
Amazon.com is a bit disgusting though, the interface and navigation are horrible.

>> No.10299004

>>10298929
hmmmm
https://youtu.be/SCpgKvZB_VQ?t=15m1s

>> No.10299025
File: 304 KB, 564x666, Screen Shot 2018-07-17 at 12.40.17 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10299025

GAME OVER. Hope for Heaven.

>> No.10299037
File: 5 KB, 215x235, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10299037

just dont buy in amazon fags

>> No.10299059

>>10298971
>actually bought Amazon electronics
talk about trash

>> No.10299062
File: 69 KB, 645x729, acoustic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10299062

>>10299037
>amazon is an online store

>> No.10299067

>>10298971
Here's a hint, sweetie store.google.com

>> No.10299128

>>10299059
The plastic they use accumulates a lot of fingerprints but it feels solid enough, it's fine software-wise too and not as locked down as people think, you can just put any ebook there through USB.

>> No.10299158

>>10296453
im going to try this next time I want something.

>> No.10299183

Try ebay. Its like amazon only without the customer reviews and everything is 25% the price of amazon. Also shipping takes a month. Cheap as fuck though. I bought 2 solid flatproof bike tires for 23 bucks shipped. Amazon sells for double that price.

>> No.10299202
File: 590 KB, 1424x1539, Screenshot_20180717-125449~01~01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10299202

>>10291903
Introduce him to the MUSK

>> No.10299221

>>10299183
Try aliexpress. It's like eBay but with tons of fake reviews and the shipping takes three months, but it's free. I can buy sold flatproof tires for $3.50 each.

>> No.10299255
File: 18 KB, 1658x106, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10299255

>>10296503
I bought in way too late and still made a fuck ton of money. Can't wait til he starts arming his warehouse robots.

>> No.10299256
File: 353 KB, 1138x621, about 13 bucks each.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10299256

>>10299221
Not for 3.50 you cant. They are going for about 13 bucks, worse than ebay.

>> No.10299265

>>10291914
This.
Biz is too retarded.
>buy high sell low baby

>> No.10299277

>>10299256
It was a joke boss. Boy do I feel foolish.

>> No.10299286

>>10292514
look up how their shipping guys "live"

>> No.10299304

>>10296788
This level of self-loathing is downright ruinous to the psyche, anon

>> No.10299341
File: 37 KB, 800x450, download (10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10299341

BEHOLD MY STAND

>> No.10299373

>>10291903
We make him into a meme that highlights all the negative shit Amazon does

Or that mocks people who buy from amazon

Failing that just call him little egg monopoly man

>> No.10299410

>>10299373
Meme magic has no power in the business world. It's not a popularity contest like politics.

>> No.10299723

>>10299410
pfffffft. How naive. Amazon is a meme. You can't see that now but when it drops 300-400 points overnight when people stop believe the growth story, you will.

>> No.10299768

The absolute state of Biz.

You faggots with your $2,000 in link are trying to take down a man worth $150 Billion. KEK

>> No.10299790

>>10292589
Bernie plz

>> No.10299812

>>10291903
jeff bezos has probably worked day and night for his whole life never taking days off, working with such efficiency that you and I cant even comprehend. He has created an unbelievable service that majority of the USA uses that has made our lives much better. Some people work harder than others and he deserves all the wealth he has aquired

>> No.10299814

>>10299768
>trying
How is anyone trying?

He's just a guy, he'll be dead eventually and is just as killable as anything, he operates because he's allowed to

>> No.10299889

>>10296438
dumb faggot
Even if we didnt have "jobs" you would still have to work like an animal every day just to survive

>> No.10300003

>>10299221
this you can save a lot by just planning to buy more on ebay

>> No.10300087

>>10299286
Bezos works night and day trying to figure out how to replace them with souless machines too. He wont rest until those warehouse guys become homeless guys.

Its bezos dream to drive all humans on earth into homelessness. He gets rock hard erections from this thought alone. Its his sole all consuming focus. His purpose for being. He IS the anti-home.

>> No.10300111
File: 67 KB, 480x640, 84f49cb76b5800_full.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10300111

>>10299341
that's a nice cosplay

>> No.10300126
File: 86 KB, 446x373, 1522020143367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10300126

>>10292589
FUCK OFF RESETERA

>> No.10300476

>>10299889
the absolute state of wagecucks

>> No.10300485

>>10299004

he has the Zuck look.
Either all these people are lizards or they were informed something that blew their mind.

>> No.10300488

>>10291903
Ban ecommence

>> No.10300659

>>10299812
but I want to be rich without actually doing anything, what do?

>> No.10300675

>>10293568
>10.000 years eternal